Chapter 296: Killing Stunt
Just when Qu Yong secretly thought that this so-called Hong Kong university was no different from other mainland universities, and the college students in it were as boring, shameless, empty and lonely, there was no difference, "I don't know who is more obscene compared to this messy guy with a tough name, compared to Bumblebee."
At this time, there was the call of the cuckoo bird, the cry of blood, people couldn't bear to listen, this is the secret signal of Qu Yong and the bumblebee contact, Qu Yong opened the door, and saw that there was no one outside, he said loudly: "Come out, make it the same as 7" As soon as the words fell, the bumblebee drilled out like a mouse, opened his arms, and said with a smile: "Xiao Yong, no, Xiaoxiao, long time no see, I miss you so much." ”
Qu Yong hugged him and said softly: "Didn't you say that it would be better to meet by chance in a few days and then become friends, why did you come here in the first place." Bumblebee said: "I saw Ye Zhiqiu." Qu Yong said: "What, where,." Bumblebee said: "People come and go here, not a place to talk, go and change places." ”
On a campus, there will always be a few places with few people, suitable for couples to meet and cheat, and the place Bumblebee is looking for is Hudson College's most famous place of love, Success Lake,
Although this is a small lake, it is a scenic spot after all, especially the ancient rattan chair by the lake is the most popular among couples, and Bumblebee and Qu Yong occupy the most marginal place, talking,
Qu Yong said anxiously: "What's the matter, how did you meet her." Bumblebee said what happened before and after, and then said: "It looks like she is very beautiful, with a good figure, at least 36c, well, I mean at least yes, you know, and the affinity is good, and she doesn't have the arrogance of a rich girl, she is a genuine white rich beauty, suitable for me to be a door-to-door son-in-law."
"Don't talk about the useless." Qu Yong watched him talk farther and farther away, and interrupted: "A girl like her, what do you want, why do you like Murong Xiao from the countryside, I always feel that the reason that the fourth girl said is a bit far-fetched."
"Here, smoke a cigarette." Bumblebee took out the bag of Heiliqun, opened the lid and said, "Some things are slowly understood, I think it's time to start our first set of girl chasing plans." ”
Qu Yong glanced at his cigarette and sighed: "I taught you kung fu before, who would have thought that now you would actually degenerate into smoking." Bumblebee extinguished the cigarette butt and smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this a lot of pressure, you and Boss Cao left one after another, and the fat man and I didn't mean anything, so I just learned a little casually and had fun." ”
"Hey" Qu Yong felt a little, it has changed too quickly in the past few years, many things have happened, and the relationship between him and Bumblebee and others is not as innocent as it was at the beginning, "Bumblebee, you have been okay all these years." Bumblebee was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said in a deep voice: "Brother Xiaoyong, this is the first time you have asked me this since we met" Qu Yong said: "I'm sorry, I" Bumblebee said: "It's nothing, you have experienced many things that I haven't experienced, you have become different from before, which is also natural, and I have become different from before, this is all natural, but you only asked me now, I am really a little sad." Qu Yong felt very uncomfortable, took Bumblebee's hand, and said, "Bumblebee, I, I"
"I'm coming, I'm coming, don't you just say that you love him." Suddenly, a person passed by and shouted at them: "True love is about to be spoken, true love is together, now is the age of the foundation, what are you shy of?" ”
"Ahh Qu Yong also found that the two of them were holding hands ambiguously, jumped away at once, and desperately explained: "I, we are not"
"True love doesn't need an explanation." Bumblebee grabbed Qu Yong's shoulders and said to the passerby: "Brother, thank you, you can go, you know what we are next."
"I know!" The man smiled and left, "Don't disturb your affection, hehe"
"Hey" Qu Yong still wanted to explain, the man had already walked away, and Bumblebee held him and said softly: "Brother Xiao Yong, since it is a beautiful misunderstanding, don't explain it, believe me, life is like rape, since you can't struggle, it's better to enjoy it, anyway, we've known each other for so long, will you fall in love with me?" ”
"Die."
After such a fuss, the atmosphere between the two seemed to have returned to the past all of a sudden, and Qu Yong said: "You just said the first plan, what plan,." ”
"Come, sit down." After Bumblebee took Qu Yong to sit down again, he lit a cigarette for himself, and then said: "Dear, the so-called No. 1 plan is very simple, it is to tell Ye Zhiqiu in the past, tell her that you like her, don't you do it, believe me, even if she loves you to death in her heart, she will not say it, you must pierce this layer of window paper." ”
"Nope." Qu Yong shook his head and said: "Things shouldn't be so simple, think about it, Murong Xiao usually has almost no intersection with Ye Zhiqiu, and he is not romantic, why would he suddenly run to Ye Zhiqiu and say that he likes her, what would she think?" ”
Bumblebee also thought for a moment, patted his leg and said, "You're right, then start Plan No. 2." Qu Yong said: "Plan No. 2,." Bumblebee looked left and right, mysteriously took out a small yellow book from his arms, and then said: "Look, this is the secret book I have used for many years to pick up girls, and there is nothing missing, as long as Ye Zhiqiu really has you in his heart, it will definitely be useful if you go to star in such a play." ”
Qu Yong said with a little skepticism, "What kind of nirvana, can it work?" Bumblebee patted his chest and said, "Look at me, I have been fighting for many years, and there is no girl who can't take it, you don't believe me, you don't believe me,." Qu Yong said: "What's that, you tell me directly, I won't read." ”
Bumblebee stood up and said in a sad tone: "You think, the first plan is abrupt, then the second plan let's have an affectionate paragraph, vigorous, careful, clear, and make that affectionate like Aunt Qiong Yao, and make it the same as Aunt Qiong Yao, so how can a woman not be moved, this is my nirvana, greed and hatred." ”
Qu Yong said: "What do you mean?" Hit the Buddha. ”
Bumblebee said: "It's very simple, I've already found out, Ye Zhiqiu will go jogging in the playground every morning at about eight o'clock, at that time you think, autumn morning, the fog is thick, you wear a windbreaker, waving in the wind, in the distance, light a cigarette, smoke silently, if she likes you, she will definitely stop when she sees you, and then come over and ask you: "Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you." So you hugged her and cried to her, saying that you were out of love, very sad, and sad" Qu Yong interrupted: "No, why did I fall out of love, besides, I have a girlfriend, won't she be angry." ”
Bumblebee sighed: "Brother Xiaoyong, you really don't understand women's hearts, you must know that women don't care how many girl friends you have, as long as you don't have a girlfriend now, aren't you out of love, that is, empty and lonely, and you need the comfort of others, and she, if she really likes you, will hold you, touch your head, listen to you, say some comforting words, and then you can beat the snake with the stick, and then you are friends, and then you are close friends, and then you understand." ”
Qu Yong said: "Is it true?" ”
The bumblebee thief said awkwardly: "Trust me, the success rate is extremely high. ”
Qu Yong touched his nose and said: "That's it, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it, what am I talking about, this kind of weaving lies has never been my strong point." Bumblebee said: "You can just weave the story of you and Xue Yingying casually, and tell it is tortuous enough, which can also explain why everyone in the school doesn't know that you have a girlfriend, because she is abroad." Qu Yong thought for a moment and said, "Okay." Bumblebee said: "Don't be good, let's try it tomorrow, tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, that's it." ”
Qu Yong said: "Slow, can you not smoke." Bumblebee scratched his head and said, "Men are the most handsome when they smoke, so what if they don't smoke?" Just drink the bar and bring a bottle of two pots to blow. ”
Qu Yong thought about it and felt that he still had to give it a try, after all, the sooner this matter ended, he would have to go back, and when he went back that day, Qu Yong went directly to the commissary next to the eleventh house to buy a bottle of Red Star Erguotou according to Bumblebee's words, and then went back to the bedroom. ”
Qu Yong didn't say much, just smiled and said, "Yes." The next day, he counted the time and went out, and before going out, Na Menggan poked his head out of the quilt and asked, "Xiaoxiao, you went out with wine so early in the morning." ”
"That's right." Qu Yong thought for a while and felt that it was too conspicuous to carry a red star second pot head directly to the playground, so he took a newspaper on the table and wrapped the red star second pot head, and then went to a corner of the playground, calculated that it was sparsely populated, and stood on the edge of the lush forest and bamboo, waiting for Ye Zhiqiu to come over and run,
When he walked, he found that there was a tall and handsome boy, who could see that he had trimmed his eyebrows and painted eyeliner, wearing a silver windbreaker, blowing the wind, with a melancholy face, holding a "Popular Network Newspaper" in his hand, looking at the scenery,
Qu Yong wanted to change places, but after looking around and there was no suitable place, he could only come back and stand on the side, he thought that this boy was just standing there and going to leave after a while, but his melancholy to constipation expression clearly told Qu Yong that he had no intention of leaving, Qu Yong was old-skinned, and he also stood there holding a newspaper to look at the scenery,
The boy saw that Qu Yong was also standing, still wearing a windbreaker, and took the initiative to say with a smile: "Look at the scenery." ”
Qu Yong said: "No, wait for someone." ”
"Oh." The boy said, "I'll wait for someone too." ”
The two laughed, and after a while, Qu Yong suddenly said, "This trench coat is good." The boy also said, "Yours is good, too." ”
After that, the two of them didn't have anything to say, and after staring at each other, they went to see the scenery separately, in fact, there was no scenery in this place, just a few bamboos, but these two people seemed to have bamboo blossoms, and they looked very serious, Qu Yong hoped in his heart that the boy would hurry up and wait until people walked, otherwise it would be even more difficult for him to act,