"Surprise the snake?"

Listening to Yang Chuan's words, Cui Jiu pondered for a moment, and said with a smile: "I just said, it's a big pity that your kid doesn't enter the palace to inherit the mantle of the old man, just rely on some clueless clues, and deduce, you can find out the mastermind behind this matter, which even the old man couldn't do when he was young;

This time, I'm afraid that Lord Liu Ling Weng won't be able to eat anymore. ”

Yang Chuan shook his head slightly and said, "It's not deduced. ”

Cui Jiu sideways: "Oh? ”

"Uncle Cui Jiu, in fact, I deduced it backwards, I will first list some characters, such as Gongsun Hong, Sang Hongyang, Liu Ling and the like, let the clues be pushed back, and finally find Liu Ling is the most likely."

Yang Chuan groaned a few times, and then said: "I am a cook, so it is relatively simple to think about problems, and I feel that many things in the world are actually similar to cooking a meal, nothing more than the purpose of cooking, the ingredients required, cooking techniques, how to serve the table, and washing pots and dishes afterwards to clean up the mess; ”

"In the same way, who is the most urgent to poison a Xiongnu prince who has returned to the Han Dynasty? What is the motivation? What is the modus operandi of killing? Who will be the biggest beneficiary? ”

"Listing a lot of clues, and then comparing them, referencing, eliminating, and summarizing them one by one, is the arithmetic that I usually teach Liu Man and Zhang Anshi, which sounds very complicated, but it is actually very simple."

"The design allows Prince Yu Shan to leave his food until it expires, this poisoning method is very clever, and ordinary people can't even think of it;"

"However, in the grassland, some people have done this, and there is no trace of them without knowing it, and some of the Da Dan Yu's Da Yan clan, their children, and even Da Dan Yu himself died inexplicably, and in the end, their priest jumped out and said, this is the meaning of Tengri Tian, and a murder case will be over."

Cui Jiu listened very carefully, nodded and said: "I heard that many tribal leaders of the Huns and Qiang people died inexplicably, without any scars on their bodies and without poisoning, it sounds very weird;

Now, if you say that, some things make sense.

Yang Chuan, it's a pity that you don't have a big long door......"

Yang Chuan glared at the old thief angrily, and then sighed: "Uncle Cui Jiu, don't underestimate those grassland people, they seem to be honest and honest, but in fact, well, they are extremely difficult; Their High Priest, in particular, controls many of the secrets of the steppe people and is a formidable opponent. ”

"I won't underestimate any opponent," Cui Jiu said indifferently: "In addition to the priests of the Huns and Qiang, there are also those Han people who surrendered in the past, and they are also very powerful. ”

Yang Chuan suddenly remembered something, turned his head sideways and asked, "Uncle Cui Jiu, do you know what the Bank of China said?" ”

Cui Jiu sneered and said, "The Bank of China said that it is my junior uncle, how can I not know?" The old thief voted for the Huns, and he has done a lot of bad things over the years, but unfortunately, several assassinations were unsuccessful, and I heard that he died during the Huns infighting last year. ”

Yang Chuan shook his head: "No, he's not dead." ”

When Cui Jiu heard this, he sat up straight, staring at Yang Chuan coldly: "Are you sure?" ”

"Sure, he's not dead." Yang Chuan said cleanly: "I left some back hands in the Huns, and one of the main targets is to keep an eye on the Bank of China, and all kinds of signs indicate that he is not dead."

In addition, this kind of poisoning in terms of water sources, food, etc., the priests of the Xiongnu and Qiang people have done it, but those who can accurately and unconsciously poison Prince Shan must be the handiwork of the Bank of China......"

Cui Jiu's face became extremely solemn, he stretched out two fingers, tapped lightly on the desk, and pondered for a long time: "Since he can poison Prince Yushan, he can poison anyone in this Weiyang Palace, this matter is ......

Don't make a noise for now. ”

Yang Chuan nodded: "Good ......"

……

Liu Che's food is very simple, nothing more than three or five kinds of meat and minced meat, which are relatively soft and rotten, and the taste is also light; The only two new dishes are braised pork ribs and fried lamb with green onions.

As for the main dish, it's a large bowl of noodles.

Led by Yang Chuan, the nobles of the Han Empire soon fell in love with noodles, cooking cakes, pot helmets and other pasta, and the sown area of wheat also expanded rapidly, accounting for more than half of all fields in Guanzhong alone.

This is a major event, which increases the grain production of the Han Empire by one or two percent, and at the same time, it is also slowly and secretly changing the dietary structure of the common people.

In addition, there are several 'Yang's food' on the dinner table.

For example, pickles, mustards, garlic, green onions, etc., are naturally all 'palace exclusive' things sent by Yang's Zhuangzi, which are green and pollution-free, and the quality is guaranteed;

As for common cold dishes such as marinated beef tendon in sauce and cold tofu, as well as tartary buckwheat tea, oatmeal, egg mash, etc., they were cooked by the imperial chef after getting the recipe.

The first time he had dinner at Liu Che's house, Yang Chuan felt a lot of pressure, and he always felt a little worried and uneasy when he did something sorry for his daughter-in-law......

He's always been slow to eat, and this time, it's even slower.

He tasted a little bite or two of each food, and finally, with his own small pickles, he had a big bowl of noodles, and then poured himself a bowl of tartary buckwheat tea and drank it.

Liu Che sat in the middle, looking very casual.

He ate slowly, glancing at the well-behaved Yang Chuan from time to time, and then at Princess Pingyang, the expression on his face was very intriguing.

Yang Chuan, this kid is quite capable.

Prince Yu Shan was 'poisoned', hundreds of imperial doctors were helpless, and even Dachangmen Cui Jiu felt that it was very tricky;

Still, this stinky boy is extremely hateful.

Especially his handsome little face, which clearly has a bad stomach, and a partial face is harmless to humans and animals, why... Well, why does it make people itch their teeth?

Why don't you find an excuse to beat this coward?

Look at his small appearance, his eating movements are slow and orderly, polite, and when he eats meat, he does not have the momentum of a man's husband, it is simply ...... Scold!

Who gave him the courage to bully my full moon?

"Sister."

Suddenly, Liu Che opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Today's meal is not bad, my sister will eat more." ”

Princess Pingyang put down her chopsticks and said with a smile: "Your Majesty also wants to eat more, I heard that you have been busy for several days and nights for the affairs of Shuofang Tuntian, so it is not possible to go on like this." ”

Liu Che waved his hand and said, "Today's family banquet, don't talk about these troublesome things." ”

Princess Pingyang smiled: "Yes, it's rare for our sister and brother to eat together, so we should say something happy; By the way, Your Majesty, how should I handle the few things I told you two days ago? ”

Liu Che took a big bite of fried mutton with green onions, and said vaguely: "Cao Xiang and the gift of going to the sick child, this is a big event, and the second sister wants to accept the righteous daughter, which is also a big deal, so let's do it well, let everyone be lively, and I want to participate in person."

By the way, my brother-in-law's advice is very good, and the ceremony of Prince Yushan and the orphans of Yulin is also a big event, and I will also participate in it in person;

Besides, I have found another excuse to amnesty the world! ”

Princess Pingyang, Yang Chuan: "......"

Well, this old Liu's heart is too small, right? It's a bit outrageous to be such a bright and shabby person.

However, Yang Chuan doesn't care.

What he prepared for Liu Che was Wang Zhan, no matter how he, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, jumped, and picked his nose and eyes at Yang Chuan, after all, it was just the old man who looked at his son-in-law, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became.

Think about it, my own cabbage heart peels and washes itself, and takes the initiative to send it to other people's mouths to let it arch; As a result, the little thief Yang Chuan was still quite disgusted, but he wanted to arch another cabbage heart?

Comparing hearts to hearts, human nature, is simply unreasonable!

"Your Majesty, there is one more thing," Princess Pingyang smiled quietly, "Last time you said that you would give our nephew a single reward for a Guan Neihou, why don't you take advantage of this opportunity to do it together?" ”

Liu Che nodded and said: "My will has been prepared, I originally thought that it would be done in the next few days, since this is the case, it is equivalent to a single physical recovery, and a few happy events together?" ”

Princess Pingyang nodded: "That's very good." ”

Liu Che squinted at Yang Chuan, his face gradually cooled, he snorted coldly, and said, "A few happy events in our family must be handled well, but a few bad things in the family can't be ignored." ”

Yang Chuan pretended to be ignorant, and drank tartary buckwheat tea with his eyebrows lowered and his eyes lowered, looking unaware.

Princess Pingyang smiled and asked, "What's the matter, is there anything rotten in our family?" ”

Liu Che bared his teeth, pointed at Yang Chuan with chopsticks and scolded: "Sister, look at your righteous son, whether he eats or not, sits or sits, he is thin like a thin monkey, or will he be kicked out?" ”

Princess Pingyang shook her head and smiled bitterly, and said, "Liu Che, you can say whatever you want, are you ashamed to bare your teeth at a child?" ”

Liu Che's old face flushed, and he laughed: "I'm not baring my teeth, it's Yang Chuan, this stinky boy, is too disagreeable, and it makes people itch when they look at it!" ”

"Sister, what do you say is wrong with my full moon? Knowledgeable, good-looking, and a princess of the Han Dynasty, why is she still disliked? ”

"Sister, tell me, is your son itchy and underwhelmed?"

Princess Pingyang smiled and didn't speak.

The last time in the kitchen of Yang Chuan's house, the emperor was called 'Lao Liu' by that stinky boy for an unknown number of times, and instructed him to do this and that, completely regarded it as a servant, and that's it, after all, those who don't know are not to blame; the problem is that Liu Man later scratched the dough and bit the back of his hand......

It's a headache to think about.

Moreover, after all, that incident was Liu Che's fault, disguised to deceive a few children, and deserved to be bullied.

The most excessive thing is that Yang Chuan first resisted marriage and did not marry Liu Man, and later, he made a private agreement with a folk girl for life, what is going on? Where is the royal face?

Liu Che is probably going crazy, right?

Yang Chuan, this kid, who looks very steady and clever on weekdays, how did he become so confused in this matter? Even Princess Pingyang can't figure this out.

However, she also saw that the emperor was indeed very angry, but in her heart, she also liked Yang Chuan, and at most she just found an excuse to beat him.

"Yang Chuan, you get out of here!"

The more Liu Che thought about it, the more angry he became, he couldn't help but grab a glass cup, and smashed it at Yang Chuan, scolding himself in his mouth: "Kill you!" ”

Seeing the priceless glass cup flying over, Yang Chuan hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch it, stepped forward, and said: "Your Majesty is angry, Your Majesty is angry." ”

Then, he stepped forward, gently put the glass cup back on the table in front of Liu Che, and placed it neatly and intimately.

Liu Che was even more annoyed, grabbed another glass cup and smashed it over.

Yang Chuan smiled bitterly in his heart: "This Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, why is he like a child, he flips the table at every turn......

He stretched out his hand to catch the second glass cup, carefully put it back, and said again and again: "Your Majesty is angry, Weichen knows that he is wrong, and Weichen knows that he is wrong." ”

Liu Che was angry for a while, glanced at the two glass cups that were put back by Yang Chuan, and reprimanded hatefully: "Okay, you Yang Chuan, now that you have grown up, your wings are hard, aren't you?" Dare to resist and disobey! ”

Yang Chuan accompanied the smiling face and said: "Weichen doesn't dare, it's just that it's Weichen who is wrong, not this glass ......."

Liu Che laughed angrily.

He stretched out two slender fingers, pointed at Yang Chuan's nose, turned his face to Princess Pingyang and said, "Sister, look at this rebel son you accepted, how dare you teach me a lesson?" ”

Princess Pingyang smiled: "You, how many years have you been an emperor, how can you still be the same as when you were a child, and you still have to worry about a junior." ”

Liu Che said angrily: "When I was crowned at the age of sixteen, I was able to pull out the boxwood bow and be proficient in all the swordsmanship formations; Since then, I have ascended the throne and become the emperor of the Han Dynasty, with great ambitions, I have swept the Mobei grassland in recent years, what a heroic warrior!

Sister, look at your son, who is not very thin, may pull the boxwood bow of the Yulin Army? Possibly going into battle to kill the enemy? Possible...... By the way, there is also a Cao Xiang, who is also such a waste of firewood, it is a shame to throw it at grandma's house!

Hmph, it's just two cowards anyway! ”

Princess Pingyang said with a smile: "Shame on grandma's house, isn't it lost to you, the emperor of the Han Dynasty?" ”

Liu Che opened his mouth and stammered for several breaths, turned sideways sharply, and made a move of his favorite 'rabbit kicking eagle', kicking towards Yang Chuan's waist and crotch.

Is this annoying? Sure enough, I can't afford to play, right?

Yang Chuan had already taken precautions, his body was slightly on one side, and he let Liu Che's foot on his ass, he took advantage of his strength to rush to the side, and he 'rolled' to Princess Pingyang's side.

"Mother save me!"

Yang Chuan ran behind Princess Pingyang and said, "Mother, hurry up and persuade my uncle, he has been working on military affairs recently, and he has been sleepless all night, and he is exhausted, don't make him angry......

Princess Pingyang stretched out an arm to protect Yang Chuan, forced a smile, and said, "Your Majesty is angry." ”

Liu Che was annoyed, his eyes widened, and he scolded: "Let me be angry, right? I'm afraid I'm, right? Do you stinky boys make me angry less often? ”

"Yang Chuan, you make it clear to me today!"

"Why are you bullying my full moon?"

"My daughter, you are the princess of the Han Dynasty, Bingqing Yujie, I have a deep affection for you Yang Chuan, I only wish to live and die together, which point is not as good as the daughter of the old thief in Zhidu?"

"If you don't make your words clear today, I'll give you a discount on your dog's legs!"

Well, finally speaking his heart......

Princess Pingyang had a headache, rubbed her eyebrows vigorously, and said: "Oh, this migraine in this palace is committed again, ouch, it hurts to death, Yang Chuan, my son, hurry up and help my mother go home, and I will raise it for seven or eight days."

Your Majesty, please stop being angry, my sister's migraine disease is unfortunate and disturbs Your Majesty, we will go out of the palace and go home, and we will go out of the palace and go home......"

In the end, the family doesn't speak two words, Princess Pingyang really assisted, and when she saw that it was wrong, she awakened the bloodline of the old Liu family, and used the 'unique stunt' of Gaozu Emperor Liu Bang: pretending to be sick, sprinkling, and playing tricks!

Yang Chuan secretly exclaimed in his heart: 'Tsk, professional! ’

He hurriedly stretched out his hand, grabbed one of Princess Pingyang's arms, and was about to slip away.

Unexpectedly, Liu Che was determined to make trouble this time, and he shouted angrily: "Cui Jiu, don't take down the Yang Chuan thief yet!" ”

(End of chapter)