"Cui Jiu, take down the Yang Chuan thief!"

"Put him in the dungeon of Tingwei's Mansion and torture him, well, just beat me to death, it's best to break his two dog legs!"

Liu Che looked angry, grabbed an unknown fruit on the case, and hit it in the face, but Cui Jiu reached out to catch it and stuffed it into Yang Chuan's arms.

"Hurry up and take it away," Liu Che waved his hand vigorously, "Get out, get out of here!" ”

With Liu Che's several orders, Cui Jiu's old thief came out of nowhere, and took the thin monkey-like Yang Chuan away.

"Mother save me!"

"Old... Uncle, I was wrong, am I wrong? ”

"Your Majesty, I have something important to tell you, and it's really important...... Hmmm! ”

But it was Cui Jiu's old thief who didn't know what to do, poked his finger under his ribs, and finally couldn't shout......

……

Ah, it's finally quiet.

Yang Chuan was taken away by Cui Jiu, Liu Che stretched his waist, reclined down very comfortably, and leaned his head on a plump pillow: "Sister, how is it?" ”

Princess Pingyang smiled, and scolded angrily: "You are still the emperor, and you still need to be so pompous to deal with a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child?" ”

Liu Che pointed to the door of the hall and scolded: "Yang Chuan's kid is a ghost, not exaggerated, can he believe it?" ”

Princess Pingyang smiled.

Soon, her face gradually cooled down, sighed, and said faintly: "It's a pity that such a young man is too few in my Han Dynasty, and he can't support this court for the time being." ”

Liu Che smiled and waved his hand, and said lazily: "Sister, don't worry, Yang Chuan, Qu Sick, and Cao Xiang are enough to stir up the pool of stagnant water in the court;

Especially Yang Chuan, who had a bad stomach at a young age, I couldn't wait to summon him into the palace, and teach him how to harm people while cooking for me. ”

Princess Pingyang laughed and said leisurely: "This is also said between our sisters and brothers, but we must not let outsiders hear it, otherwise, I still think that the emperor of our Han Dynasty has something wrong, how can I think about harming people all day long." ”

Liu Che shook his head and sighed, and said: "There is no way, I am very boring as an emperor, and I am about to be overtaken by a group of old ministers, and if I continue to consume it like this, my heart will become soft, and when I get old, I will lose the courage and sharpness to sweep the world."

The emperor's order is not to go out of Chang'an City, and the imperial court edict is not out of Guanzhong and the land of the six counties.

Even a simple tuntian system, look at it, what has it become by Gongsun Hong? Sang Hongyang has some ability, but he is eager for quick success and quick profit, unscrupulous means, and he is still a little useless after all.

What kind of bullshit is this Han Dynasty? It's nothing more than a puppet puppet at the mercy of others, and it's really boring to think about. ”

Princess Pingyang nodded: "As long as your heart doesn't get old, this world will still sweep away the twilight after all." ”

Liu Che took a bowl of egg mash soup, took a sip, and sighed: "I hope these young men don't disappoint......"

……

Yang Chuan was imprisoned in the dungeon of the Tingwei Mansion.

'In prison' with him, there are also cousin's father, Dongfang Shuo, Sister Leopard and two stupid eagles.

Among them, Dongfang Shuo was personally captured by Cui Jiu, the big Changmen, and after a not very fierce fight, there were several scars on his head and face, and the whole person looked a little sluggish.

Tangyi's father, Sister Leopard, and Silly Eagle were tricked in by Cui Jiu's old thief, and after seeing Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, he just kept silent with a black face, looking extremely ashamed.

There was an agreement between him and Yang Chuan that if something happened to either of them, the other would immediately escape to a safe place, and then find a way to rescue the other party.

Outcome!

After several people met, they stared at each other, and they were a little confused for a while.

Is this a way for people to end up in the nest?

Yang Chuan knew in his heart that this time, it was just Liu Che who wanted to give himself a little punishment, forcing him to bow his head and admit his mistakes, so that he would marry Liu Man naturally......

Ma Dan, this is too domineering!

Therefore, his mentality was quite good, as soon as he entered the prison door, he asked Cui Jiu to get him a bathtub, and also proposed to sprinkle some mugwort leaves, pepper granules or something in the bath soup; He also asked Cui Jiu to send a few packets of 'stone sulfur mixture' in, and he wanted to exterminate insects in the cell.

In addition, he also wanted to in the cell and ask Cui Jiu to get him two jars of good wine......

Regarding Yang Chuan's nonsense, Cui Jiu directly ignored it.

The old thief stood outside the iron gate, put his hands in his sleeves, and said with a smile: "Yang Chuan, it's too late for you to regret it now, as long as you agree to enter the palace......"

Yang Chuan was anxious when he heard this, and waved his hand again and again: "Hurry up, busy with your going." ”

Cui Jiu smiled and left.

Standing in the dungeon, looking at the black blood stains on the ground, the various iron chains, iron rods and other 'torture instruments' on the walls, and smelling the grim and foul smell, Yang Chuan's face was not very good.

Although he knew that this was just a small punishment from Liu Che, he still felt extremely uncomfortable in his heart, and even wanted to scold a few swear words.

"Young Master Yang Chuan, congratulations," Dongfang Shuo looked very optimistic, walked around the cramped cell, and suddenly smiled: "You will soon be made a marquis." ”

"Seal a fart!" Yang Chuan scolded angrily, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and clean up, it's easy to get sick in such a dirty place." ”

As he spoke, he began to pull things out of his body.

Two packets of sulfur-smelling powder are used to kill fleas, lice, bed bugs, etc.; A small vial of pale green powder, which exudes a strange fragrance, is used to repel bacteria from the air; There are also seven or eight strange gadgets, but they are soaps, glycerin, etc., which he has only recently developed.

Watching him stop taking things out, Dongfang Shuo was stunned.

How much is hidden in this guy's body? It's a treasure chest......

"Mr. Dongfang, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and clean up."

"Who, Uncle Tangyi, you have a loud voice, let them send us some brooms, dustpans or something, and bring a few buckets of water."

"By the way, you need clean bedding too."

"Look at the dungeon of this Imperial Governor's Mansion, just because it is famous, the infrastructure and service attitude are too poor, what is the court doing with so much money and food? I'll report it to the emperor when I go back......"

While Yang Chuan took matters into his own hands, he commanded Tangyi's father and Dongfang Shuo to turn around and start cleaning.

The cousin's father had a very loud voice, and he leaned on the iron door and roared a few times, but it was like a mud cow entering the sea, and it disappeared in a blink of an eye, and he didn't even hear an echo.

Yang Chuan had no choice but to wave his hand and said, "Okay, Uncle Tangyi, the iron doors of this dungeon are soundproofed, and it's useless to shout." ”

The cousin's father was very angry, and he yelled a few more times before returning to work.

Without clear water, the black blood stains in the dungeon could not be removed, and the smell could not be removed, and the three of them tossed for a while before they stopped.

"Let's make do with it first, no need to toss."

Yang Chuan sprinkled the last handful of 'stone sulfur mixture' on the ground, and said very depressedly: "Cui Jiu's old thief is not authentic, he didn't even send a bathtub, and when he went back to our Zhuangzi to rub rice, he replaced the pork in the sour meat with the old female pork, and killed him." ”

He took off a shirt and spread it on the ground, letting Sister Leopard lie down on it first, and then he sat down and leaned on Sister Leopard's soft body, looking quite comfortable.

The cousin's father sat on the ground, like a half-cut iron tower, his big black face was a little bruised, and he said angrily: "Hmm! ”

Dongfang Shuo spoke again, and said in a chattering voice: "Young Master Yang Chuan, don't be too depressed, you are really about to be crowned a marquis, and besides, you are still the marquis of Guannei." ”

Yang Chuan asked with a side face, "So sure?" ”

Dongfang Shuo grinned and waved his huge head: "If you come in alone, you will become a prisoner, but if you add two people, you will become a sky, and if the double eagle is the head, it will be a pass;

One person and one leopard, leaning on it, isn't it an inside? Childe, you see, Sister Leopard's long tail is on you, and you caress it casually, but there is nothing to blame, it is clearly the hexagram of Lord Lixian;

In addition, you are thin and small, and you were scolded by the emperor as a thin monkey, but in fact, you are still a human after all, and you have lost the hair and heart of a beast, and you are not a ......."

Seeing Dongfang Shuo's serious nonsense, Yang Chuan felt that it was also very good, and getting along with such an optimistic master always gave people an inexplicable hope.

"Dongfang Shuo, your mouth is really capable of making things up," Yang Chuan smiled and waved his hand, and said, "The emperor said that he owes me a princess and a marquis of Guannei, what does it mean?" ”

He shook his head and smiled bitterly a few times, and continued: "This is clearly to package and deal with the titles of Liu Man and the Marquis of Guannei, and I can only be knighted as the Marquis of Guannei if I marry Liu Man." ”

Dongfang Shuo shook his head and smiled: "No, childe, you are wrong." ”

Yang Chuan asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?" ”

Dongfang Shuo stretched out a finger, drew circles on the ground, and said with a smile: "What does the emperor want?" First, it is you who is a person, with your agricultural crops, water conservancy facilities and military exploits accumulated before, even if you are crowned a guannehou, it will be no problem;

second, what the emperor wants is nothing more than a name and a face; In other words, only if you seal the Guannei Marquis, can you marry the princess of the Han Dynasty......"

Yang Chuan thought about it carefully, nodded and said, "It sounds a bit winding, but I almost figured it out." ”

To put it simply, the so-called princess of the Han Dynasty is actually just like that, if it is a precious gift, as long as you have enough military merits and enough to pay homage to the prime minister, you can consider giving you a part and a gift......

It's boring to think about.

Yang Chuan rubbed his cheeks a few times, shook his head vigorously, gently put this tiresome topic behind him, and grinned: "Isn't it just going to prison, what's there?" It's nice to have a few friends with you! ”

"Come on, come on, I'll teach you something new."

"By the way, Uncle Tangyi, Mr. Dongfang, are you trying to dig a pit? Or do you want to fight the landlord...... Ahem, or do you want to fight dogs? ”

It's a pity that there are only three people at the scene, and they can only play digging pits and fighting landlords, not mahjong, which makes Yang Chuan somewhat regretful.

"What is digging a pit? What is a big bucket and a dog? Dongfang Shuo asked curiously.

Yang Chuan reached into his arms and fumbled for a while before taking out a palm-sized bag, and after opening it, he took out a stack of very elaborate and specially treated animal skins, which looked like a deck of playing cards......

Well, it was originally a playing card made by Yang Chuan himself, and he originally wanted to sell it to Cao Xiang, a big dog at a high price, at an appropriate time to make some gold, but he didn't expect to use it first.

Yang Chuan skillfully shuffled a few cards, and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, I'll teach you to dig a pit...... Forget it, digging a pit sounds unlucky, let's still fight dogs. ”

So, half an hour later.

"A four."

"An eight."

"King Bomb!"

"A pair of copper hammers."

"A pair of horse lances."

"King Bomb!"

Tangyi's father, Dongfang Shuo: "......"

Uncle, what does this mean? Every time he starts a game, as long as he has Wang Fang in his hand, he throws it out directly, which is not playable, right?

Young people don't talk about martial arts......

……

Just when Yang Chuan, Tangyi's father, and Dongfang Shuo were imprisoned in the dungeon of Tingwei's Mansion, the 'big dog fighter' day and night, an earth-shattering event happened in the Han Empire.

With Liu Che's order, the Han Empire was mobilized unprecedentedly: the whole world celebrated and amnesty was granted to the world.

This time it is not a war, not to increase taxes, announce salt and iron specialty, and not to levy a disobedient prince or king, but to celebrate the National Day, and the main project of Tai Academy is basically completed...... the opening ceremony of Dahantai College!

So, almost everyone got excited.

Especially those who read, they rushed to tell each other and cried with joy; After all, over the years, almost all the scholars in the world have been overwhelmed by Dong Zhongshu's own efforts, and he has seen that many schools of doctrine are about to break their inheritance.

The emperor's move not only gave Dong Zhongshu enough face to the old thief, built him seven attics, but also appointed him as a doctor of Taixue; At the same time, it also gave other scholars a way to live, so as not to be completely 'deposed'.

In short, Liu Che's edict has gained enough popularity, and his reputation as a virtuous corporal and humble is spreading everywhere.

Except, of course, Dong Zhongshu.

The old thief actually knew that there would be such a day, but the emperor's movements were too fast, and before he could react, the raw rice was blown up into popcorn.

It is difficult to sing in a lonely palm, and it is difficult to make a forest in a single tree.

Liu Che listened to the suggestions of Dong Zhongshu, Gongsun Hong, Sang Hongyang and other forces, and after 'careful consideration' and 'second thought', he decided to adopt Yang Chuan's concept of running a school: let a hundred flowers bloom and bring forth the new.

That is to say, this highest institution of learning in the Han Dynasty not only teaches the study of sages, but also opens the study of Huang Lao, the study of agriculture and mulberry crops, the study of water conservancy engineering, and the study of Qi Huang...... and other seven or eight categories, more than thirty sub-categories of 'schools';

The emperor announced to the world that in the future, the selection and appointment of officials of the Han Dynasty would be subject to the 'parallel system of inspection'.

In other words, while retaining the original 'probation system', more attention will be paid to the selection of talents in the Tai Academy; in order to demonstrate the prominent status of the Tai Academy, all the officials selected by the probation system must study in the Tai Academy for one to three years.

Liu Che's reason is very simple, since he wants to become an official of the Han Empire, it is not enough to just read the articles of those sages, at least he must learn some 'technical knowledge' of agriculture and mulberry crops.

The readers rushed to tell each other, and the old thieves from the government and the opposition were also full of energy, and no one was willing to let go of the 'right to speak dividend' brought by this change.

However, Liu Che's next will is a bit meaningful......

(End of chapter)