Chapter 370: Turning the Face Is Faster Than Turning the Book......
Close the door and serve.
Top on hard dishes!
As soon as Yang Chuan gave the order, there was a 'boom' sound, and several gates of the Great Agricultural Order were closed; seeing a group of unfamiliar subordinate officials, officials, and miscellaneous servants 'eyeing each other', the faces of the civil and military ministers became ugly.
This Changning Hou Yang Chuan is too bold, right?
In broad daylight, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, the best place, he openly closed the door and beat the dog...... Ahem, dare to be so arrogant, it's unbearable!
"Marquis Changning, what does this mean?"
Er Kuan slowly took a big step forward, and asked with a sinking face: "Why, your Danong Ling is now more heavily guarded than Weiyang Palace, and you don't allow civil and military officials to come in?" ”
Yang Chuan glanced at Er Kuan, and then looked around at dozens of important ministers and old ministers of the court with ugly faces, and said with a warm smile: "Recently, there has been unrest in Chang'an City, and a mad dog has come out of Huangni Alley from time to time, not only biting people in the back, but also likes to sneak into the kitchen to steal food.
Therefore, Ben Hou had to close the door tightly in case the dog suddenly appeared......"
After a few perfunctory words casually, Yang Chuan no longer paid attention to those important ministers of the court, but turned his head to the crown prince Liu Ju and the full moon princess Liu Man and ordered: "Liu Ju, Liu Man, what are you still sitting?" Go to the service. ”
Liu Man jumped up and asked with a smile: "Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, do you really want to serve hard dishes?" ”
Yang Chuan nodded slightly: "The guests are here, and there are not a few hard dishes, and it makes people laugh at the lack of level in the back kitchen of our big farmer order." ”
As for the crown prince Liu Ju, he suddenly saw a large group of civil and military officials, and subconsciously wanted to pinch his tone, but when he looked at Yang Chuan, he found that his teacher seemed to wink at him inadvertently.
He understood in an instant.
Rather than thinking about being close to the important ministers of the court, and co-opting and currying favor with these civil and military ministers, it is better to deal with them indifferently; After Yang Chuan's teaching during this time, Liu Ju finally understood that his position as the crown prince was unstable and had little to do with civil and military officials, and the key was whether he was loved by his father.
The goods stood up and bowed to Yang Chuan in a proper manner: "The student obeys the order, and then he will go to serve hard dishes." ”
Looking at Liu Ju's appearance, Yang Chuan squinted with a smile and waved his hand casually: "Go ahead." ”
So, after a cup of tea, the hard dishes that Yang Chuan said were served one after another.
For a while, the aroma of meat was overflowing, the aroma of wine was refreshing, and the entire Da Nong Ling Yamen became a big restaurant in a blink of an eye, coupled with the deliberate performances of Liu Ju and Liu Man, one after another, 'reporting the name of the dish', it was so angry that people's teeth itched.
"Twelve catties of hand-grasped mutton, eight catties of high-quality ribs, and four catties of sheep's neck!"
"A stir-fried tripe, refreshing and spicy."
"Steamed carp, tender and delicious."
"Braised pork ribs, bright and dripping, soft and refreshing."
"When you burn a deer leg, you have to dip it in a secret oil bowl to taste it."
“……”
There are more than 40 kinds of meat dishes and hot dishes, each of which is not repeated, and it is very greedy just to smell it, not to mention it with more than 20 kinds of cold cuts, cold salads and small pickles, plus seven or eight flavors of oil bowl dipping sauce, garlic paste, coriander and so on, it's just that!
Well, Yang Chuan's thief is worthy of being a chef, and as soon as these dozens of 'hard dishes' were put on the table, they were old thieves such as Er Kuan and Ji Di, and they couldn't help but swallow their saliva silently.
Immediately after, he swallowed a few more mouthfuls of saliva.
The endless saliva made dozens of important court officials of the Han Empire look straight, and they couldn't help but want to go up to eat, drink, and tug.
It's just that looking at Yang Chuan's handsome and very unbeaten face, everyone's faces are even more difficult to look at.
People say that Changning Hou Yang Chuan is ruthless, as long as he provokes him, there is generally no good end, Sang Hongyang, Dong Yan, Li Guangli and others are like this; Moreover, he has many ways to treat people, such as cutting eggs with a knife, cutting throats with a quick knife, blaming others, and so on.
Among them, the most praised by Chang'an people is to satisfy people with their own excellent food.
Zhang Tang, Sang Hongyang, and Dong Zhongshu were half killed by Yang Chuan's food and didn't give any face......
It seems that this time you want to repeat the old trick?
Sure enough, every 'hard dish' came up, he had to taste one or two, eat a mouthful of meat and vegetables, drink a mouthful of mellow and fragrant 'Shiliangye', and the two rosy lips clicked a few times from time to time: "Uh-huh, good times." ”
"It's a good time."
"Who is that, Mr. Dongfang, Zhang Tang, Sima Qian, a few of you come over to taste Liu Man's craftsmanship, at least you can be rated third in the world."
Watching Yang Chuan and the others eating and drinking in front of several large tables of meat and vegetables, commenting, the faces of the ministers of civil and military affairs such as Er Kuan and Ji Di were almost green, and they couldn't swallow their mouths full of saliva, and some people actually had water at the corners of their mouths.
Yang Chuan was appreciating the dishes, while watching coldly, and smiled in his heart: "Look at these old goods, on weekdays, which one is not sanctimonious and serious, and is not hungry to death in the face of real food?" ’
Moreover, this time he expected the ministers to discuss countermeasures in a hurry, it is estimated that many people have never even eaten breakfast, and in the face of several large tables of wine and food, is it not half dead?
It's a pity that Cao Xiang's goods are not there, so there is a lot less fun.
In this way, it took dozens of breaths for Yang Chuan to finally taste all the meat dishes, then he turned his head to look at those old thieves, and said with a smile: "Originally, these meat dishes were all ingredients prepared last night, and I wanted to invite you to taste one or two."
Unexpectedly, there are too many complicated and trivial things for all the nobles, and no one has given Ben Hou face, so you can't waste so many ingredients, right?
Therefore, Ben Hou let Liu Ju and Liu Man be busy all morning, and cooked dozens of hard dishes by himself, on the one hand, he didn't want to waste the ingredients, and secondly, he still wanted to see how many skills they learned here from Ben Hou.
Now it seems that it is quite improvised, and I can make a B......"
Listening to Yang Chuan's cheap nonsense, someone finally couldn't hold it back: "Marquis Changning, there are many nobles of the Three Princes and Nine Qings among those who come, and there are also Han Liehou with titles no less than yours, you should be too rude!" ”
Yang Chuan turned his head sideways, looked at the big dog who didn't deserve to have a name, and suddenly turned his face: "How old are you special mother?" Are you ranked among the three princes and nine kings of the dog day? Is your special mother's title higher than that of the liehou?
Which green onion is your dog's day?
Ben Hou is eating, your special mother's rash intrusion into the big agricultural order, do you want to assassinate Ben Hou, or do you want to do something? ”
The old thief who did not deserve to have a name roared angrily, pointed at Yang Chuan and wanted to say a few foul words, but unexpectedly, he didn't take a breath, and actually suffocated his old face to bruise.
Then, he gasped and fell straight to the ground: "Yang Chuan...... Dog thief! ”
This is the second time that Yang Chuan has scolded the old ministers of the court, he seems to be in a good mood, he lay down on the Mazhazi, and said leisurely: "Come on, drag this old thief who doesn't know what to do with it to Benhou, and escort him to Chang'an County to ask, what kind of crime should he be guilty of such an old thing who does not know how to respect and humility." ”
For a while, the dozens of important ministers of the court were furious and took a big step forward, and everyone seemed to have a small spark in their eyes.
Yang Chuan, this guy, is also too annoying.
Without waiting for Yang Chuan to speak, Da Nong ordered more than 200 subordinate officials and miscellaneous servants to surround him, staring at the dozens of ministers with gloomy eyes, but he did not show the slightest cowardice.
Sure enough, it was the 'young handsome' selected by Liu Che himself, and the performance of this year's officials under the Great Agricultural Order was okay.
Yang Chuan waved his hand and said indifferently: "There are also people pointing fingers at you when you have a meal, and all of you people's books have been read into the dog's stomach?" Don't quit yet! ”
The officials of the Great Nong Command retreated two or three steps back, but everyone still pressed the hilt of the sword on their waists, staring at the important officials of the court who came to make trouble.
Seeing that things were so stiff, one of the old ministers walked out, first bowed to Yang Chuan in a proper manner, and said: "Marquis Changning, in fact, we didn't come here to make trouble, but I heard that your big farmer ordered to build a Maoling City, and also to build a straight road from Chang'an City to Maoling, so I came here to inquire."
Marquis Changning, you are a marquis of the Han Dynasty, and you are a great farmer of the imperial court, so it is indeed a bit inappropriate to waste the money and grain of the imperial court warehouse so extravagantly......"
Yang Chuan looked fixedly, but it was Ji Di, who was quite famous in the court.
His face immediately soothed, beckoned to Ji Di, and grinned: "People say that you Ji Di is an upright person, not only good at reading, but also a better person, generous and kind, and righteous and outspoken, you should be the best candidate for the imperial doctor; However, the EQ of the old thief is higher than yours, and he has been degraded by the emperor to be a Taishou, but unexpectedly, people hugged the thigh of Prime Minister Gongsun, turned around a lot, and returned to Chang'an City to become a doctor of imperial history, which made the people of Chang'an City sigh for a while. ”
"Come, you are a gentle elder, and you deserve to be seated."
"Who is that, Liu Ju, who still doesn't give Mr. Ji Huang that guy to eat."
Liu said that he quickly placed a pair of chopsticks on the lower right side of Yang Chuan, and honestly invited Ji Di: "Mr. Ji Di, please sit down." ”
Ji Di hesitated for a moment, then strode over and sat down: "Ji Di thanked His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for giving him a seat, wine and food. ”
After that, the honest man turned to Yang Chuan and bowed, "Thank you, Marquis Changning." ”
The other ministers of civil and military affairs glared angrily, looking very indignant at Ji Di's 'rebellion', and their eyes widened one by one, and their eyelids seemed to be about to tear.
Yang Chuan pinched the chopsticks and personally sandwiched a piece of fat and soft braised pork for Ji Di, and said warmly: "Mr. Ji Di is usually hard, and he can only sell four catties of meat a month, most of the time, he is enjoyed by his octogenarian mother alone, which is embarrassing to think about." ”
"On the way of being an official, Mr. Ji Huang is a clean official, with clean sleeves, even if the emperor gives him money and food, he only accepts a small half of it to make a living; In terms of life, Mr. is a rare filial son of the Han Dynasty, and Yang Chuan respects Mr. as a person, so he invites him to dinner. ”
As he spoke, he poured a bowl of wine for Ji Di with his own hands, and continued: "However, in terms of reading and studying evidence, Mr. is not as good as Dong Zhongshu, not as good as Sang Hongyang in terms of business and financial management, and not as good as me Yang Chuan in terms of self-cultivation and self-cultivation and Qi family governing the country and leveling the world." ”
Ji Di wanted to speak several times and stopped, and finally turned into a sigh: "Changning Hou, you young man speaks ugly, but you are really reasonable, and the old man can't refute it." ”
Yang Chuan laughed: "It's just that the words are sharp, and when it comes to the truth of being a scholar, a man and governing the country and the world, I am actually not as good as Mr." ”
"That's it."
Yang Chuan paused, looked at Ji Di meaningfully, and then said: "It's just that Mr. really thinks that Benhou's construction is a bad thing?" ”
Ji Di thought about it sideways, shook his head and said: "The old man once had a debate with Sang Hongyang, and the old man couldn't agree with some of his statements, but he still half-believed his words in his heart, for example, Sang Hongyang, who was born as a businessman, said that the money and grain under the sky are stored in the cellar of the warehouse, and if it is scrap copper and rotten iron, it is not as good as dung, only when it flows, it is the real money and grain; Therefore, finding a way to circulate the world's money and grain is the way to make the country rich and strong. ”
Yang Chuan nodded slightly and said, "Sang Hongyang's words are right......"
It's just that that person targeted Yang Chuan from the beginning, first attached himself to the door of the old woman of Guantao, made things difficult for Yang Chuan in every way, and later, he camped in the house of Prime Minister Sun Hong, and also killed Yang Chuan twice.
I had no choice but to die.
He turned his head to look at the other old thieves, and said with some tiredness: "Some of the truths are actually very simple, very clear, you are all understanding people, why are you so confused in this matter?" ”
Er Kuan and the others said nothing with cold faces.
Truth is reasonable, human favor is human affection, above the court, more human affection is sophisticated, if you always convince people with reason, I am afraid that sooner or later it will be the end of Sang Hongyang......
In this way, the two sides confronted each other with big eyes across a few tables of banquets, which made Yang Chuan feel a strange sense of absurdity: "These old thieves of the Han Empire are obviously hungry and greedy, and they can't pull off their face, so they would rather stalemate than make any compromises." ’
Look, the world of the reader is so boring, boring and tiresome.
After a stick of incense.
Yang Chuan was finally full of wine and food, yawned loudly, and said lazily: "What a good meal, what a good wine, let you eat and you don't eat, now it's good, you can only cheapen the subordinate officials of the big agricultural order." ”
"Who's that, let the brethren come over for dinner."
The big farmer ordered the subordinate officials to cheer, like a hungry wolf pounced on food, and a swarm of bees pounced on it and began to shake off their cheeks to eat and drink, and the most hateful thing was that some people kept shaking their heads and snorting in their noses, and they simply didn't see it.
Liu Man, Zhiniang, and Naren Tuoya quickly brought a basin of water and served Yang Chuan to wash; Not to be outdone, Prince Liu took a silk scarf as if he was flying, and said with a very doggy smile: "Teacher, wipe your face." ”
Yang Chuan took the silk scarf, slowly wiped the water stains on his hands and faces, and lay flat on the mazazi, with Liu Man pinching his shoulders and Liu Ju rubbing his legs, and seeing the eyelids of those important ministers in the court jumping wildly.
It is said that Yang Chuan is arrogant and domineering, and he has beaten the princess.
Now it seems that this guy has not only beaten the princess, but even the crown prince Liu Ju has become someone's dog?
"Marquis Changning, you've gone too far, aren't you?"
An old thief who did not deserve a name scolded him: "Let Her Royal Highness the Princess and the Crown Prince cook, let them serve you like servants to wash, and rub your shoulders and legs, what kind of system?" ”
Yang Chuan opened one eye and closed one eye, and glanced at the old thief: "Oh, who should I be, it turned out to be the ...... By the way, what's your name? Liehou or Guanneihou? Is there a rank ratio of 2,500 stones? ”
The old thief didn't catch up in one breath, stumbled one by one, and almost fell down another.
"Changning Hou, you have to be forgiving and forgiving," Seeing that Yang Chuan was going to offend the old man in the court, Ji Di on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but persuade: "Actually, everyone came to you to discuss a deal, not to make it difficult for you Changning Hou." ”
Yang Chuan slapped the root of his thigh: "Hey, you said it earlier!" ”
"Who is that, Zhang Tang, Dongfang Shuo, Sima Qian, and Liu Man and Liu Ju, all gave Ben Hou to kill pigs, slaughter sheep, wash vegetables and peel garlic, today is a good day, Ben Hou wants to feast guests......"
(End of chapter)