Chapter 371: Ben Hou's Kitchen Knife Chops Down......
In the court of the Han Empire, when it comes to domineering, it is naturally Dong Zhongshu, relying on his status as an emperor and the world's first knowledge, even Gongsun Hong has a headache when he sees it.
As for honest people, Yang Chuan thinks there is only one, and that is Ji Di.
This is a dimm.
How to say it, he has done a lot of learning, very good, he was a teacher for Liu Che, and later, he taught the prince Liu Yi for a period of time, and his identity is very noble, but the strange thing is that his title and official position have never been high or low, and he has not even caught one of the most ordinary Guanwai marquis in the court for decades.
But Ji Di has an advantage, in Yang Chuan's words, that is, he works diligently, behaves honestly, behaves properly, and can always be kind to others, so his popularity is good.
This may be the so-called 'foolish people have foolish blessings'.
Ji Di doesn't hurt anyone, no one else can bear to hurt him, anyway, he is an inconsequential reader, and every time he appears, he is almost in the mud......
"Mr. Ji Di, you are always talking about business, why didn't you say it earlier?"
Yang Chuan actually knew the intention of these people for a long time, it was nothing more than that he heard that there were 'big projects' and 'big projects' here in the big farmer's order, and these big dogs came to the door when they smelled the smell of blood, but it was just for the benefit of cutting one piece or two?
But he just pretended not to know, a gluttony, coupled with a cold and cold humiliation, made a group of dogs angry and half dead but there was no way to live, after all, the knife to cut the meat was in the hands of Yang Chuan, and it was not a word for you to divide a small piece or a large piece!
Bustling, all for profit.
Yang Chuan watched coldly, and he almost realized in his heart: "It seems that no matter when and where, no matter before or after two thousand years, the principles and rules of the game in this world have never changed. ’
There is no real enmity between each other, more often than not, what everyone is fighting for is nothing more than that little profit.
Since it is a matter of interests, it is much easier to handle.
Therefore, Yang Chuan didn't wait for others to speak, so he began to arrange by himself: "Kill pigs and sheep, feast guests, who is that, Liu Man, move the dozen or so jars of Ganges water Lao Baigan in our house, and if you don't get drunk today, you won't return." ”
"Also, Zhang Tang and Sima Qian, you are familiar with the laws and regulations of the Han Dynasty, and if Ben Hou says something wrong or does something that is not in accordance with the rules, he will correct it on the spot and correct it immediately."
"Guys, why don't you get seated soon?"
Dozens of people such as Er Kuan shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
This Changning Marquis Yang Chuan, turning his face faster than turning a book, no wonder people like Prime Minister Sun Hong and Huainan Wang's daughter Liu Ling suffered a big loss, and he couldn't say a word, and he was really very slippery.
"Changning Hou, as the saying goes, there is no good banquet, you are laughing and scolding and throwing a banquet and a big banquet guests, do you have any bad intentions?"
The old thief was demoted by Liu Che and served as a taishou for two years, and after returning to the court, the whole person became round and smooth, scolding Yang Chuan, but the smile at the corner of his eyes and mouth did not decrease at all: "If you want to cheat people, tell everyone in advance, and we can each carry a ladder before jumping down." ”
Yang Chuan laughed: "If you don't want to eat meat and drink wine, just get out of here as soon as possible, Hugh wants to sow discord between Benhou and the adults." ”
Everyone laughed.
The atmosphere suddenly became warm, the old thieves pointed and laughed and scolded, and then they returned to their former harmony, elegance and decency, and after rushing forward to sit down, there was a long greeting.
That's what it sounds like.
Yang Chuan quietly picked up a bowl of wine and invited him: "Everyone, come on, come on, Ben Hou didn't understand the situation before, and thought that you listened to the instigation of Gongsun Hong's old thief, and ran to my big farmer to order Xingshi to ask for guilt, so there was some rudeness in his words, and Ben Hou punished himself with a big bowl!" ”
After speaking, he raised his neck, and a large bowl of ten grains and liquid was all in his throat.
Although the dinner table in front of them was a mess, the old thieves didn't care, they each found a wine bowl, poured a big bowl for themselves, and drank it all like Yang Chuan.
Then, there was a violent cough.
The drinks that these guys usually drink, to put it bluntly, are just mash water with a very high concentration, sweet water, at best, they are beer drinks in later generations, where have they ever drunk such spirits?
As soon as a few people put down the wine bowl and burped a wine, the whole person softened into a puddle of mud and silently burrowed into the bottom of the table, but they still shouted to themselves: "Good, good wine!" ”
Wine, naturally, is an excellent wine.
It's just that since they're all here to talk about business, you can't let the guests get drunk to death, right?
Yang Chuan said with a smile: "Before waiting for the feast, let's make things clear and get things done, as for the rest, naturally you can drink as much as you want, even if you get drunk for three days." ”
Everyone nodded: "Marquis Changning's words are very good. ”
Yang Chuan nodded slightly, and said straight to the point: "You are in a hurry to come to my big agricultural order, nothing more than two things, the first thing, it is estimated that you want to inquire about the news, listen to my Yang Chuan's next plan, this point will be saved, Ben Hou told you, next, the big agricultural order will also raise a large amount of money and grain, the road in Chang'an City will be renovated, and the surrounding seven or eight original straight roads and gallop roads will be rebuilt." ”
"The second one, I guess I want to do some odd jobs, right?"
"Originally, I invited you old thieves to the banquet yesterday just to give everyone a chance to make a fortune, but unfortunately, the banquet was put on the table, but none of you came, and Ben Hou changed his mind."
Yang Chuan paused, took a small sip of wine slowly, sipped it in his mouth for a long time, and said indifferently: "Ben Hou plans to only give you some small jobs, such as repairing bridges and roads, building water conservancy, ramming new cities, etc...... By the way, what can you do?
Or rather, what will be done? ”
As if remembering something, Yang Chuan stopped writing and acting by himself, and raised his eyes to look at those old thieves in the court: "You are all scholars, can you do things such as digging earthworks, repairing cities, and building bridges?" ”
An old thief who did not deserve a name snorted coldly and said, "Isn't it just some rough work that some servants can do? What can't be done and won't be done? ”
Yang Chuan let out an 'oh' and asked casually: "How many processes do you usually have to go through when building a straight road?" How does each process work?
Also, in order to prevent roadbed leakage, what is the proportion of several materials used when mixing the triad soil? ”
The old thief stammered for several breaths and shut up.
Sample.
After a few days of studying, you are a brick family? Fortunately, this old thing was born more than 2,000 years ago, otherwise, wouldn't he be another stupid brick family and caveman who talks eloquently in front of the camera?
Yang Chuan no longer paid attention to the goods, but turned his head to look at Sima Qian behind the other table: "Sima Qian, you are a historian, do you know where those Mo family disciples have gone since the violent Qin?" ”
Sima Qian arched his hand and said: "The good sect leader Ning Hou knows that the children of the Mo family have actually been walking in the world all along, but now they have declined and are no longer supported by the imperial court, and only some of the best of them are now in the inner mansion." ”
Yang Chuan nodded slightly, and ordered: "Go back and help Ben Hou write a chapter, and seconded a group of master craftsmen from the Inner Mansion to help us work." ”
Sima Qian was just about to nod, but Er Kuan on the side shook his head and sighed: "The Marquis of Changning doesn't know, I'm afraid those Mo family disciples who are raised by the inner government are not easy to borrow." ”
Yang Chuan was stunned and asked, "Why?" ”
Er Kuan smiled bitterly: "The inner mansion is personally taken care of by the royal family, and some confidential matters are involved, and few people dare to open their mouths to borrow people from them, this is one of them; Second, although the master craftsmen of the inner government do not have titles or official positions, in the past few decades, they have gradually developed an arrogant and self-admiring temperament, and even the important ministers of the court are difficult to move them ......"
Yang Chuan understood: "Only listen to the emperor's words? ”
Everyone nodded.
It seems that the contradiction between the imperial court and the imperial palace has been going on for a long time, but the current emperor Liu Che is too strong, and everyone is a little bit 'dare to be angry but dare not speak'.
That's easy to do.
Anyway, what Yang Chuan said about borrowing people is just to give Liu Che a clear signal that he did these things out of public intentions, out of loyalty to the royal family, imperial power and the bullshit emperor, and did not bury his head in his own hands.
"It's okay, even if they are arrogant, let's just serve them with good wine and meat," Yang Chuan continued to instruct Sima Qian: "Just tell the emperor that our big peasant order wants to do some big things for the imperial court, but there is a shortage of technical talents at hand, so we can only turn to the inner government for help." ”
"By the way, let's just say that Benhou can not only build a few straight roads and build a few new cities, but also defraud a large amount of money and grain."
"This sentence is the most important, you must put it at the front when writing the cantata, and write it in a larger ......"
Everyone: "......"
Look, this is the daily life of ordinary ministers, even writing a recital for the emperor, not only does it have to be ghostwritten, but it can also be operated so coquettishly!
Of course, everyone is smart, obedient and obedient, and soon smacked a trace of unusual flavor from Yang Chuan's words-
Deceived, a lot of money and food.
Among them, the key word should be a 'scam'.
"Marquis Changning, don't say it so ugly," Er Kuan couldn't help but laugh and scold, "We have all heard about the work of ramming Maoling City, isn't it just to pay a deposit?" ”
"Don't worry, other people's old husbands don't dare to guarantee it, but my son Kuan's family can still call the shots, as long as Changning Hou is more relaxed, let us do a little work, and we will pay the money and food in advance."
As soon as these words came out, the other old thieves nodded their heads and agreed: "Yes, the imperial court not only wants to use troops against the Xiongnu now, but the warehouse is already empty, how can we increase the burden on the imperial court for our own selfishness?" ”
"Marquis Changning, the matter of paying money and food in advance is so decided."
“……”
It's comfortable to deal with smart people, and you don't have to say some things to understand.
If you think about it, the court and the emperor want to build a large number of buildings, with Nangong Qianzhuang as an intermediary, and are willing to use Shanglin Yuan within a radius of hundreds of miles as collateral, which is determined to cost a lot of money and grain, even if you can't take out so much money at the moment, but the work guaranteed by the court will be fulfilled sooner or later.
What's more, judging from their observations in the past few years, although Yang Chuan is young and frivolous, his actions are mostly rebellious and uninhibited, and he is quite ruthless, but looking at the few major things he has done in the past few years, he has made a lot of money without exception.
There is no shortage of smart people in this world.
What is lacking is often people who can follow smart people to do things.
In a few words, he 'cheated' a large amount of money and food, which made Yang Chuan feel very good, he brought a bowl of wine, and under the service of Liu Man and Liu Yi, he came to every old thief to toast: "Come, Ben Hou toasts you with a bowl of wine!" ”
After clinking bowls with every old thief, Yang Chuan had to drink a large sip of wine, so that dozens of people came down, and most of the jar of wine was poured into his stomach.
I saw him.
Well, Yang Chuan drank so much spirits, except for two very eye-catching reds on his handsome face, his eyes were a little straight, and he didn't show much drunkenness, which couldn't help but make everyone stunned.
I have long heard that the Marquis of Changning has a large number, and when I saw it today, it really deserved its reputation.
"Yang Chuan, brother, I usually look at you in a way that is not pleasing to the eye, your special mother is not only handsome and good-looking than my brother, but also makes a lot of money, brother, I am angry when I see you."
Fan Li didn't dare to say anything in the crowd, and now, several large bowls of ten grains were poured into his stomach, and the whole person was already drunk, staggering over, and grabbed Yang Chuan's shoulder: "When I saw your Changning Hou's alcohol today, I took it, brother." ”
"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced......"
Well, this dog day is not as good as his grandfather Fan Xu, and after only seven or eight bowls of sorghum wine, he fell to the ground, and began to snore like thunder after less than three or five breaths.
Yang Chuan shook his head and smiled bitterly, and ordered: "Who, Dongfang Shuo, let people carry all the drunk people here to the back hall to settle down and sleep, and let the kitchen cook a pot of sobering soup." ”
Hey, Fan is a pig teammate on this dog day.
These eight characters were just written, but you were directly drunk and unconscious, and some of the words behind could only be said by Yang Chuan himself.
Yang Chuan toasted every old thief, returned to the main seat in the center, coughed lightly, and asked indifferently: "Everyone, how does my Yang family's wine taste?" ”
Er Kuan and the others hurriedly surrendered their hands: "Sure enough, it's good wine!" ”
Yang Chuan continued to ask, "How about the meat dishes?" ”
Everyone said in unison: "There is no other in the world." ”
Yang Chuan laughed and waved his hand: "Who is that, Zhang Tang, pen and ink waiting, signing the contract ......"
……
Many years later, when Yang Chuan faces Zhiniang, Liu Man, Naren Tuoya and his own kang cubs, he will remember the past when he used a meal of wine and food to deceive a large amount of money and food.
After sending a group of old thieves and big dogs away, Yang Chuan finally got drunk and fell on Mazhazi.
He exuded a strong smell of wine all over his body, and it seemed that every pore was exuding the smell of wine, fragrant and stinky, mixed with a man's breath, which made Liu Man and several other little women feel distressed.
For this day, Yang Chuan spent too much effort, from the beginning of the layout of 'Nangong Qianzhuang', to the later succession of the Great Agricultural Order, planning to build Maoling City, finally all the way smoothly, and there were no big mistakes.
Others said in private that Yang Chuan did everything he could to raise money and food for Liu Che.
Yang Chuan listened to it and just treated it indifferently.
Others, others know a fart.
What does it mean that a drunkard does not mean to drink? That's it.
Yang Chuan has been planning for a few years and swallowing his anger, isn't it just to become a real 'Han chef' and hold the financial power of the Han Empire?
The money bank has it.
The coins that were common to the Han Dynasty were available.
The stall is spread out, even if Liu Che reacts and wants to stop it, it is estimated that the saliva of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs of the Manchu Dynasty can annihilate him, and it is very good to think about it.
Yang Chuan endured the 'buzzing' sound in the melon seeds in his head, as well as the illusory, dizzy and nauseous feeling caused by drinking too much spirits, stretched out his hand and waved it lightly in the air, and asked with a smile: "Ben Hou's kitchen knife chop down, hahaha!" ”
Everyone was confused, their eyes widened one by one, and they all looked at Yang Chuan.
Yang Chuan struggled to rub his cheeks a few times, and said with a drunken smile: "Little Er, serve the wine!" ”
(End of chapter)