Chapter Forty-Six: Machima Is a Bad Woman
The subject is a person from a different world than him, and Denji knows this at a glance.
The other party's white T-shirt and blue denim dress look expensive, and there are small red flowers on them (Recy's own headshot blood) on them, which is different from the clothes he can only turn through in the old clothes recycling bin.
And the other party's hair is also very silky, unlike his hair that can only be coarsely washed with water.
Despite this, it doesn't prevent him from staring at each other all the time, wow, what a beautiful hairpin, what a beautiful girl, I really want to hug it.
He even tried to say hello to her with the thought of "I'm finally the one to talk to girls", "Good morning, let's play football together." ”
"......" Lacey.
Lacey saw his sincere gaze, and her eyes were embarrassed to glance at her when she looked back, and she kept holding a cute-looking doll in her hand.
"Wang!"
“?” Lacey only found out that the doll could still bark, she looked around, but before the pursuers could find her, she directly picked up the football, ah no, it was to pick up the head, and ran to other streets with the electric power.
Denji didn't expect the other party to really agree to his invitation, and he was about to play with enthusiasm.
It's really amazing!
Denji looked at the head in the other party's hand, although this is probably a little difficult to use to play football, but it's better than nothing.
He's even played a Grand Slam with cans and pochita, which was a rare play.
……
"Ah......h
Machima let out a long sigh.
At this time, she was in the office, waiting for news from her subordinates, only to find that a little mouse had killed her person.
"What's wrong?"
Gu Zero is dismantling the blood book in her office, that's right, it's the blood book sent to the Demon Ministry by those girls who don't want to get married, everyone doesn't know what to do with it, and they can't put it on the table to take up space, so they throw it in Machima's office first.
Because Machima's office is really big, not ordinarily big, and there is only a desk and a chair.
In order to make rational use of space resources, Machima's office has become a point of accumulation of blood books.
Descending to the ancient zero, he is tearing down the blood books one by one, and he thinks that those girls who are determined to die and will never get married are so cute.
"Chainsaw Man was found, and he was lost again." Machima touched the wedding dress and wiped away the non-existent dust, her wedding dress was particularly elegant and gorgeous, and the fluffy layers of hem were dotted with fine broken diamonds, as if covered with stars on the clouds.
She stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, stretched out her hand towards the head, as if to grab something, and said confidently, "It's okay, I'll make a move." ”
I don't know if it's due to the influence of red peppers, but Gu Ling feels that she is now very much like a bride who wants to rob someone else's groom.
On the other side, Red Pepper found that her husband she had just married was nowhere to be seen, and as soon as she got on the phone, she heard Gu Ling say: "Honey, I'm going to catch the junior with Machima, ah no, it's to follow her to grab men with other men, hahaha!" I'll talk to you later. ”
The phone hung up.
The tone of the ancient zero was not to mention how elated, it was simply the pleasure of wearing colorful wings and flying around the sky.
"......" red peppers.
Alas, forget it, I didn't expect Machima to have a day of grabbing men with other men.
……
"Ahem! Ahem, ahem! ”
Denji was already out of breath after being dragged away by the girl, and Pochita screamed in fear.
has been undernourished, and there is an electrometer of congenital heart disease, and it is simply impossible to keep up with the pace of the girl. If it weren't for Denji's covetousness of the girl's hand, he would have stopped cooking a long time ago.
Lesse sensed that something was wrong and stopped, only to find that the boy was pale and looked like he was about to die.
Lacey subconsciously wanted to bleed for him to drink, and just about to take out the knife, he reacted, he was not his companion who would recover after drinking blood, he was an ordinary human being.
Ordinary human ...... Lesse looked at the boy's little white face and felt amazing, as if she had come into contact with ordinary humans for the first time.
"You, it's okay."
"Ahem, cough, cough, cough!" Denji coughed desperately, but he didn't cough up blood, and relieved for a while, "I, I'm fine, you ran so fast." ”
Lacey smiled and tossed her head up, "Are you still going to play football with me?" You've done it all, and you're definitely not going to be able to kick me. ”
"Kick!" Denji replied vigorously, this is the first time he's played with a girl! And it's such a beautiful girl! Run fast and play!
For some reason, in the boy's clear and watery eyes, Lacey couldn't say things like 'let's run away', and there was an inexplicable feeling that she wanted to fulfill his wish.
Lesse knew this longing for something but never got it, and she had long since given up on it, but this romantic longing to the extreme, still existed in his eyes.
Denji only felt that the girl's gaze was very focused on himself, as if he was staring at the other side of the world, he turned his head embarrassedly, and felt that it was a great happiness to be looked at by such a beautiful girl twice, so he straightened his chest and boldly looked back, look at me! Look at me with your pretty eyes!
"What's your name? My name is Lacey. ”
"Electricity."
"Let's play soccer together."
"Good!"
Then Lesse and Denji kick people in the head in an empty abandoned garbage dump.
Pochita barked beside her, pumping Denji up.
……
The two of them were sweating profusely, panting, and very happy.
In the end, the head was kicked out, and the brains were scattered on the ground, and the two of them showed a little pity expression at the same time, and simply stopped to rest.
The setting sun sprinkled the field with golden yellow, and the grass on it seemed to be covered with a layer of gold.
The two rested on a pile of discarded steel pipes, Denji crouched on the ground panting, and Lacey half leaned against the steel pipes.
"Now, Denji, what's your relationship with Machima?"
"Horse riding? Who's that? ”
"There's a Machima woman looking for you."
"Huh, huh~~~" Denji's eyes lit up instantly, and he jumped three times, "Maybe it's my long-lost rich relative who finally came to me!" That's great! In the future, you can be a delicious and lazy parasite! ”
"......" Lacey was silent for a while, and said, "If you are short of food, you can go home with me." I can feed you too. ”
Denji blinked, he couldn't believe that two good fortunes in a row had found him, a woman named Machima was looking for him, and in front of him, there was a beautiful girl who said that she wanted to take care of him. Denji knows that he is a very unlucky person, but it does not prevent him from believing in good luck, anyway, if he doesn't believe it in vain, he has been unlucky to the extreme, and he believes that there will be no loss.
"Good! But I'm going to take Pochita with me. Denji hugged Pochita into his arms, and Pochita rubbed the sweat on Denji's neck and snorted.
"Pochita, it's your doll? Yes. ”
"Pochita is not a doll, Pochita is a demon." Denji touched Pochita's head and added, "It's also my best friend." ”
"Huh? It's a demon. Lace's gaze swirled over Pochita, "Can I give it a hug?" ”
"Yes."
Lacey hugged Pochita, who looked happy, snorted, and stretched out her little tongue to lick Lace's neck and pull the ring.
"I didn't expect Pochita to like girls too, Pochita is really a boy."
"Huh? Don't you know if it's male or female? ”
"I don't know."
"This can be seen."
Resse turned Pochita upside down, pressed it to the ground, pulled its legs apart, pointed at something and said to Denji, "Look! It's a male! ”
"Oooh! I didn't expect there to be this method, and I have this kind of thing too! If you don't believe me, I can show you. ”
“…… I believe. ”
Pochita it didn't want to speak.
Denji saw that Pochita didn't seem to react at all, and couldn't help but get anxious, "Pochita, what's wrong with you?" ”
"It's okay, it's just shy, I didn't expect it to be quite smart."
Lesse picked up Pochita and double-checked, "It's pretty sturdy, it's okay, I can afford it." Come with me. ”
"Okay."
Denji agreed.
"Bohm, Machima is on her way, you killed her people, if you don't want to die, run quickly."
Suddenly, a woman in black appeared in front of Denji, it really appeared suddenly, like in the blink of an eye, this space was cut into a person.
She is completely black, with a black trench coat, black sunglasses, black boots, and a black beret.
Bohm?
Is it referring to Lace?
It turns out that Lesse has another name called Bohm, and she is a good match.
A beautiful woman should have two names!
Also Who is this big sister?
Denji's eyes swirled between the mysterious woman and Lacey, and he felt that he couldn't see enough.
"Denji, let's run away, I killed the woman who came to find you, so I can't stay here."
Denji was stunned when he heard this, "You killed the person sent by my relatives to find me?" ”
At this time, Denji's heart has fallen into the dream that Machima is his long-lost sister, and now he has become a super-rich man who has come to find him.
The more people lack something, the more they want something, and the more they believe in a little fantasy that seems like hope.
"Aren't you going with me?" Resse stared at Denji.
"No, I can go with you. But you have to apologize to Machima. ”
"Huh? Why? ”
"Because she may be my long-lost sister, you killed her person, it's not polite, I'll go with you, I'll be yours in the future, wife on one side, family on the other. I hope your relationship gets along. Denji's face flushed, feeling a little embarrassed.
"......" Lacey.
"............" mysterious woman wants to go crazy.
"When I get home, I call her again to apologize. Can you come with me first? Lesse asked patiently, her face infinitely close to Denji, who could even see the bead of crystal sweat on the tip of her nose clearly, and couldn't help but stick out her tongue and lick it.
Lacey touched her nose.
"Bohm, my mission is not to let you be caught by Machima, the rest has nothing to do with me, if you keep grinding, I can only kill you." The mysterious woman made her final announcement.
"Denji, are you really not going with me?"
Lesse tried one last time, and she really wanted Denji to be her person.
"I still want to meet Machima, maybe she is my relative, that's why she came to me." Denji lowered his head, he really longed for family affection too much, so as long as he heard that someone was looking for him, there was no way to stifle this thought.
This thought continued to expand in his heart, gradually taking over other thoughts, and eventually became his only thought.
He wants to see Machima, the woman who came to find him!
"When I see Machima, can't I go with you?"
"It's too late." The mysterious woman approached Resse step by step, and Lacey looked at Denji hard, "In that case, I won't force you." I don't like to force people. My puppy is gone, so you'll have to protect Pochita. ”
"Hmm!" Denji didn't know what Recy was talking about, so he just nodded.
Did Lesse also have puppies?
Lacey didn't wait for his question, she slammed directly into the mysterious woman, and for a while, time and space distorted, and the air seemed to spread like waves on the surface of the water, and after a while, she gradually regained her calm.
"Pochita, I heard that a woman named Machima is coming to me? I used to hear my father say that he was very romantic outside, maybe it was my half-sister, and finally became a rich man and came to me! ”
Denji couldn't think of any reason other than blood relations that were worth a stranger coming to him.
He had nothing but debt.
Pochita snorted, as if pleased with Denji.
Just as Denji was imagining what kind of beautiful and good woman Machima was, a small car stopped in front of Denji.
Denji looked up with Pochita in his arms, the car door opened, and a crystal clear glass slipper appeared in his sight, with a white jade foot on the shoe, and when he looked up, a beautiful woman wearing a grand white wedding dress and a crown veil appeared.
The long cherry hair is scattered behind her, as if she is a princess who came out of a fairy tale, and the visual impact of Denji directly kills the denim dress Lesse just now.
"Could it be ......" Denji wanted to say, could it be that my father engaged me to marry a girl I didn't know when I was a child, and this girl began to work hard to find a husband when she grew up, wearing a wedding dress every day, just to marry her directly after finding each other one day.
Denji was immersed in fantasy and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't notice that Pochita in his arms was first trembling, and then directly pretending to be dead.
Pochita has been transformed into a Pochita version chainsaw doll.
The beautiful princess's eyes lit up at the sight of him, as if the whole universe was shining, and she ran up, as if she had finally found her long-missing husband, with a smile that had fulfilled her wishes, and that smile moved everyone who saw it.
Machima ran to Denji with a happy face, and when Denji was ready to hug, he dug out Pochita directly from Denji's arms, put it on his face, and rubbed it, "Found you, dear Chainsaw Man." ”
Pochita: "...... help, help, help!"
Denji stood in place, his head as if it had been smashed countless times and finally turned into a shapeless lump of rice cakes.
Unable to think.
Can't breathe......
Denji took a deep breath, it doesn't matter, isn't it just a different species. He's been raising Pochita for a few years, and even if this woman wants to marry Pochita, she should passively marry in and provide for it with good food and drink.
It's just that I didn't expect Pochita to marry even earlier than him.
"You're the Chainsaw Man's beloved?"
Denji thinks that this woman's eyes are very unpleasant to look at, what, what, I don't have a problem if you fall in love with Pochita, as long as I marry into your family, there will be no problem, why are you still looking at me unpleasantly?
"I'm Pochita's best friend!" Denji reached out to recapture Pochita, but of course it couldn't be.
Machima found Chainsaw Man, but found that Chainsaw Man had become weaker, but it didn't matter, Chainsaw Man would return to his original appearance when he drank blood, and now he looks like this, and it is also very cute and feels good in the hand. It feels good to hold.
This feeling is that you have admired the idol for many, many years, and suddenly become smaller, or the cute Q version, can you hold back your hand and not hug him?
The cliff will take a bath, sleep, go to the toilet with it, and even wipe its fingers with an idol when picking its nose.
"...... him" Machima was just about to say what to do with Denji, when Pochita, who had been pretending to be dead, snorted! The whole body sweated up, and Machima stroked it directly to the end, letting out a sigh, and it felt even better than the original, fluffy.
Seeing Chainsaw Man's nervous appearance, Machima changed her handling of Denji, "Send it to the juvenile correctional center first, and don't let anyone know." ”
"Yes."
The black-clothed bodyguard that the villain boss is standard with set up Denji, stuffed him into the car, and halfway through the denji, he kicked one of them in the face because he was too uncooperative, and directly slammed Denji with a knife.
Before fainting, Denji saw a person sitting in the car, with very long white hair, covering his mouth with one hand as if he was holding something.
Pochita saw Denji being stunned! Woof! Woof! Keep barking.
Machima comforted him while stroking Chainsaw Man, don't worry~ He'll be safe. I heard that you like him very much, but I didn't expect that you actually like men.
Pochita: ???
I only want to be babbling, but that doesn't mean I'm low IQ.
When did I fall in love with a man?
It felt like it had taken a bite of Xiang, and it was still the kind that was forced.
However, since Machima thinks so, in order to use electricity to contain herself, she will ensure the basic safety of electricity, and Pochita relaxes a little.
As for whether Machima will dictate what Denji will do, Pochita can't control it anymore.
As long as the electricity is safe, then everything else can be compromised.
This is Pochita's idea.
It saw a pair of amber eyes, like glass jewels against the backdrop of the setting sun, which were very beautiful, and it heard the owner of these eyes say,
"Alright, Chainsaw Man, I've found you. Let's get married together. ”
"Wang? Woof? Woof? ”
"Haha!"
Sitting in the car and watching the whole scene, Gu Ling finally couldn't help it, and he was about to hold back his internal injuries when he held back his laughter.
He laughed so hard that he almost suffocated, and his stomach hurt before he stopped.
It really hurts my stomach.
He grabbed Denji's hair directly and saw the face clearly, and the boy let out a faint moan after losing consciousness. It seems that the scalp has been scratched.
As soon as Danggu Zero's hand was released, Denji's head hit the car ground with a bang.
Wound on injury.
The severe pain only brought Denji's consciousness back.
It took him a lot of time to get used to the situation, and he sat in the back of the car, with the white-haired man on his right and the black-clad bodyguard on his left.
Driving in front was a black-clad bodyguard, and in the passenger seat was a bad woman who was constantly rubbing against Pochita.
That's right, in Denji's opinion, the woman who took away Pochita as soon as they met was very bad!