Chapter 13: Please, Abolish Me
"I don't want to." The old lady had eaten enough before the crossing, okay.
"Actually, I think the emperor has always liked you, if you are willing to bow your head and admit your mistake. These fruits are not eaten as much as you want, so why bother to eat them secretly. ”
Xiao Chengze couldn't help but start and elevate his image.
At the same time, it was also hinting that Zhou Yunyi bowed his head to himself and admitted his mistakes, Xiao Chengze was a little afraid that Zhou Yunyi would be completely accustomed to this kind of life after staying in the cold palace for a long time.
"I don't want to admit my mistake to him." Zhou Yunyi said stubbornly.
Zhou Yunyi didn't bother to talk to him, so he took the grapes to the side of the basin and washed them, and began to eat the grapes with relish.
Xiao Chengze looked at Zhou Yunyi's well-behaved appearance of eating grapes and thought: Why is it so difficult for you to admit your mistake?
Zhou Yunyi was eating, and suddenly there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, his feet were not thin and heavy, and there were many people, it should be the Praetorian Guards patrolling the night.
Zhou Yunyi accidentally touched the iron spoon on the table, and the iron spoon fell to the ground with a snap, making a crisp metal sound.
The commander of the Praetorian Guard noticed the anomaly in the imperial dining room and walked briskly towards the imperial dining room with the people.
Zhou Yunyi looked at Xiao Chengze in a panic.
Zhou Yunyi didn't dare to make a sound, so he could only rely on his mouth shape to ask, "What should I do?" ”
Xiao Chengze shrugged his shoulders and said that he had no choice.
Zhou Yunyi tried hard to calm down and think of a way to deal with it.
Zhou Yunyi suddenly discovered that the back window could be opened.
But because the windows were too narrow and only for one person to pass, there was no way for Xiao Chengze to take Zhou Yunyi out with light skills.
"Quick, let's get out of here!"
Zhou Yunyi picked up the stool next to him, picked up the thick cutting board, and moved it up one by one, to the height of almost the window.
Xiao Chengze jumped and flew out of the window.
"You're a good one."
Zhou Yunyi climbed the window with a lot of old nose before finally stepping over the window with one leg.
Zhou Yunyi's whole person was like riding a horse, sitting on the bed and looking outside, he couldn't help but feel fear, it was too high, from the window to the ground, it was five feet.
Xiao Chengze looked at Zhou Yunyi in a dilemma, showing his white teeth and waiting to see the joke underneath.
Wait until the joke is enough, Xiao Chengze opened his mouth and said, "Jump down, I'll catch you." ”
Just as Zhou Yunyi was about to leap hard, the Praetorian Guards broke into the door and grabbed Zhou Yunyi who was riding on the window.
"A bold thief, he dares to trespass into the imperial dining room!"
The Praetorian Guards at the door could only see a vague figure, and could not tell who it was.
When Zhou Yunyi heard this, she couldn't hold back, glanced back, and when she turned her head again, she found that the "Xiao Erlang" who was supposed to catch her below had disappeared without a trace.
Grandson! I actually ran away on my own!
What a lack of righteousness!
Zhou Yunyi glanced outside again, if he really jumped down, he was afraid that he would hurt his ankle if he didn't break his leg.
When Zhou Yunyi hesitated, the Praetorian Guards had already arrived under the window, and she accidentally kicked the stool down.
"Queen Mother, you are ......"
The facial expression of Commander Zhang of the Praetorian Guard at this time was rich, a little panicked, a little overwhelmed, and a little incredible.
"Hey, good evening, everyone, it's really hard for you to patrol so late." Zhou Yunyi greeted cheekily.
"......" Janissaries had no one to talk to.
"Do me a favor! I can't get down now. ”
Commander Zhang was a person who had seen the world, and when he heard this, he immediately put the stool that had fallen aside under the wall.
"Queen Mother, please."
Zhou Yunyi finally got down from the window, ready to pretend that nothing had happened and returned to the cold palace.
As a result, he didn't take two steps before he was stopped by Commander Zhang behind him.
"Queen Mother, please stay, according to the rules, please go with the lowly position."
……
After half a pillar of incense, Zhou Yunyi stood outside Xiao Chengze's bedroom, and the Praetorian Guards led the way into the house to report to Xiao Chengze about tonight's situation.
Zhou Yunyi saw his old acquaintance Xiao Chenzi.
Xiao Chenzi is still a smiling tiger's face.
"Your Majesty, please."
Zhou Yunyi put on a loveless face, and when he entered the house, he saw Xiao Chengze.
Xiao Chengze also just ran back and hurriedly changed his clothes.
It was really dangerous just now, he was almost discovered by the Praetorian Guards, if they exposed his true identity, Xiao Chengze would also have no face to face the world.
Xiao Chengze put on a cold look.
"I heard that you went to the imperial dining room in the middle of the night to steal fruit, I hope you can give me a reasonable explanation?"
Zhou Yunyi knew that up to now, there was nothing to defend in front of the human and physical evidence, and directly admitted that he had stolen things.
"The food in the cold palace is not good, I can't eat enough, and when I'm hungry, I can only steal some."
"Oh, the cold palace, it's definitely not as good as the outside."
"What's more, you were the queen before, and the treatment in the queen's palace can be said to be the highest in the harem, and you must not be used to seeing your husband all of a sudden, after all, it is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift."
Zhou Yunyi didn't think he said anything when he heard Xiao Chengze, but he knew that he was sticking to the tree in the summer, buzzing and screaming, and he didn't take it to heart at all.
Xiao Chengze suddenly clenched his fists and coughed lightly.
"You know that you are wrong, you apologize to me now, I am willing to blame the past."
"Huh." Zhou Yunyi laughed mockingly.
"Regardless of the past, you say this, as if everything is my fault, I admit that Song Xuanran's matter is that I am calculating you, but why don't you want to think about why I am calculating you?"
"You are the Ninety-Five Supreme, above ten thousand people, and a holy decree put me in the palace, and you didn't ask me if I wanted to..."
Xiao Chengze interrupted Zhou Yunyi.
"Shut up and don't go any further."
Zhou Yunyi said the reality he didn't want to face the most.
She didn't love him and didn't want to marry him.
All of this is just wishful thinking on his own.
"That's what I hate about you the most, you're always self-centered and don't care what other people really feel."
Zhou Yunyi couldn't suppress his emotions, and the resentment in his heart gushed out like a flood bursting its banks.
What Zhou Yunyi said today is from the bottom of his heart, although he accidentally traveled to Great Xia and became a young lady from a rich and noble family for three years, it does not mean that she has been assimilated by this era.
She is still the independent, confident and optimistic modern woman before the crossing.
Zhou Yunyi took a deep breath, slammed, and knelt on the ground.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty the Emperor, I beg you, I beg you, abolish my position as empress, and let me and my family out of the palace."
Zhou Yunyi's eyes were full of tears, she admitted that today's sudden showdown was a bit risky, but after all, it was a matter of time or time.
A queen without the support of the maternal family, whether she lives in the queen's palace or in the cold palace, will not end up with anything good.
Zhou Yunyi knew that it was impossible to escape, and now she could only gamble, betting that Xiao Chengze's conscience was willing to let their family go.
"Qingchen, send the queen back to the cold palace." Xiao Chengze endured the anger in his heart.
Xiao Chenzi entered the house and dragged Zhou Yunyi out.
Xiao Chengze swept the inkstone brush on the table with his arm, lifted the vase on the side and smashed it to the ground frantically, venting his inner dissatisfaction.
The eunuchs outside heard the sound in the room, and they were so frightened that they didn't dare to breathe, no one dared to enter the house, and no one dared to do so. Open your mouth and say a word of persuasion.
Xiao Chengze found that he basically smashed everything he could touch in the house alone, and finally lay on the ground in a decadent state.
Xiao Chengze's mind kept echoing what Zhou Yunyi had just said, and tears slipped from the corners of his eyes.
He worked hard for so long, and finally got his wish and married his sweetheart, but he was unexpectedly disliked in every way.
Xiao Chengze has seen Zhou Yunyi's treatment of other people, gentle, kind and cheerful, how can he come to him is disgusted and disgusted.
Xiao Chengze didn't understand, the heart of the sea needle, let him figure it out.
In fact, Xiao Chengze can't be blamed for this, he has lived in feudal society since he was a child, feudal society is patriarchal, and women's status and rights are not as good as men's, and they are even regarded as tools for reproduction.
Men in feudal society think that marrying into a family is already a victory, and they don't care about love or not, even if they don't love it, they still have children for them.
Xiao Chengze has also been more or less influenced by this concept.
Xiao Chengze's gaze drifted to the dark guard clothes that he threw to the ground, and gently covered him with his hand.
It's better to be Xiao Erlang.
Xiao Chengze fell asleep deeply......
Zhou Yunyi, who returned to the cold palace, was full of frustration, Xiao Cui was waiting anxiously at the door with Xiao Ruyi in her arms, and when she saw Zhou Yunyi's figure, Xiao Ruyi happily jumped out of Xiao Cui's arms. dragged his furry body and ran towards Zhou Yunyi.
"Miss, what's the matter?" Xiaocui followed closely and ran in front of Zhou Yunyi, only to find that her face was not good.
Zhou Yunyi picked up Xiao Ruyi, who had been rubbing her ankles. "Xiaocui, I'm sorry! I went to the Imperial Dining Room to steal food and was discovered, and I couldn't bring you anything to eat. ”
Xiao Cui hugged Zhou Yunyi, "Miss, I'm almost worried about you, they don't have anything to do for you." ”
"Not yet, not necessarily tomorrow."
With Zhou Yunyi's understanding of Xiao Chengze. It's not too late to do this, and I'm sure I'll settle accounts with her.
"Tomorrow's business, tomorrow's talk, go to sleep!"
Zhou Yunyi put on a smiling face and coaxed Xiaocui to sleep.
But when the two of them and the cat were lying on the bed, Zhou Yunyi couldn't sleep for a long time.
Zhou Yunyi felt that she was a little impulsive just now, and she kept saying so many bad things about Xiao Chengze, and tried to provoke Xiao Chengze to let her go, but of course she failed in the end.
Tomorrow you won't be able to live in this wooden house, right?
Zhou Yunyi had a lot of thoughts......
The next day, Zhou Yunyi was really irritable because she hadn't slept all night, so she simply sat in the yard at dawn and counted the ants.
After Xiaocui got up, she thought that Zhou Yunyi was sitting in the courtyard in a daze, and she didn't care, and began to clean up the house.
Zhou Yun counted the ants until he was bored, and estimated in his heart. It was also time for breakfast, so I took out my chopsticks in advance.
But I didn't expect that I didn't wait for breakfast first, and waited for Xiaochenzi.
"What are you doing here?" There must be no good thing.
Xiao Chenzi said: "Your Majesty's dictation." ”
"The state has its own laws, and its own state has its own rules. Yesterday, the queen committed theft in the palace, and according to the palace rules, she was grounded for 15 days, fined for one year, and copied the Polo Heart Sutra 50 times. ”
Xiao Chenzi was followed by two little eunuchs and carried in a box, and when he opened the box, he saw that it was full of pen, ink, paper, inkstone and two Heart Sutras.
Zhou Yunyi hates writing the most!
No! It should be said that she can't write calligraphy at all.
"The Heart Sutra of the punishment copy, someone will come to pick it up in two days, please complete the task on time for the queen mother."
Xiao Chenzi continued, "If the queen mother can't complete the copying task in time, Lord Zhou and Zhou Gongzi will suffer. ”