Chapter 14: The Queen Is Going to Hang Herself?
Zhou Yunyi held two Heart Sutras, and she had a headache when she looked at the ghost-like words on them.
Zhou Yunyi looked at Xiao Cui on the side with expectant eyes, Xiao Cui couldn't stand Zhou Yunyi and had to raise her hand to surrender.
"Okay, okay, miss, I'll copy it for you."
Zhou Yunyi and Xiaocui picked up a brush and copied on snow-white rice paper.
Zhou Yunyi can't write a brush and can only draw a scoop according to the gourd, Xiaocui has been a maid since she was a child, she has never gone to school, and her calligraphy and writing are also indescribable.
After a day of hard work by the two of them, the paper was spread all over the room, on the table, on the stool, on the bed, and on the ground, full of paper.
Because the two of them have been busy copying the Heart Sutra, and ignore Xiao Ruyi, they didn't play with her, Xiao Ruyi jumped on the table dissatisfied, and a snow-white little foot stepped into the inkstone, and the little paws were stained with ink, bouncing on the table.
Zhou Yunyi watched Xiao Ruyi step on the Heart Sutra she had just written, and couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, and lifted the back of Xiao Ruyi's neck with her hand, and threw Xiao Ruyi out of the door.
"Meow~Meow~"
After Xiao Ruyi was locked out, he screamed loudly to vent his dissatisfaction.
The two of them had only copied a fifth of it until the evening, and Xiao Cui muttered that her wrist hurt.
Why doesn't Zhou Yunyi's wrist hurt?
Zhou Yunyi couldn't wait to let Xiao Ruyi turn into an adult and copy the Heart Sutra for her.
Xiaocui was still too tired after all, and Zhou Yunyi couldn't bear to look at her, so she arranged for Xiaocui to go to rest first, lit a small oil lamp by herself, and stayed up all night to fight.
Oil lamps and candles were originally rare in the cold palace, but this time there were a lot of large boxes sent, coupled with such a huge number of punishments, this made it clear that she couldn't sleep for two days and two nights.
Zhou Yunyi copied his head and did not listen to the incarnation of the kowtow machine.
She remembered the allusions she had learned when she was a child, her head hanging from the beam, her taper piercing the strands, and she took a silver hairpin from her bun and tried to prick it into her thigh.
"Ahh
"It hurts!"
Zhou Yunyi realized that her voice was too loud just now, and she was afraid of waking up the sleeping Xiaocui, so she covered her mouth with her hand and made a whimpering sound.
The tiredness of her body made Zhou Yunyi a little unbearable, and she kept yawning.
Somehow, at this moment, Xiao Erlang's figure suddenly appeared in Zhou Yunyi's mind.
As soon as she remembered that Xiao Erlang left her alone that day, Zhou Yunyi was very unhappy, took out a piece of rice paper and drew a big Wang Ba on it.
After the painting was finished, he didn't mention the pen to write Xiao Erlang's name on Wang Ba's body.
After Zhou Yunyi lifted the painting, he was very satisfied with his work.
Zhou Yunyi is not very good at calligraphy, but she is still good at drawing, she is not a professional, but she learned to draw comic characters with online videos in junior high and high school.
I haven't painted for many years, but today I drew a Wang Ba and hooked the worm in my stomach that wanted to paint.
Zhou Yunyi suddenly drew a comic in high spirits, and in less than five minutes, a handsome young man was sketched with simple lines.
After Zhou Yunyi finished painting, he unexpectedly found that the person he painted had unknowingly become Xiao Erlang.
Zhou Yunyi carefully looked at the person on the painting, "If you look at it like this, Xiao Erlang, this kid should be quite handsome." ”
Zhou Yunyi imagined Xiao Erlang in his mind, taking off his mask, coming and going, changing dozens of faces, but he always felt almost meaningful.
"The next time we meet, I must see your true face of Lushan."
Zhou Yunyi put the portrait of Wang Ba he had just drawn, threw it on the stool on the side, and began to copy the Paramita Heart Sutra painstakingly.
Because the faster she writes, the more she copied it, she can barely count it as a word at the beginning, and even the insects crawl better than her writing in the back.
When it was close to dawn, Zhou Yunyi finally couldn't hold back and wanted to squint for a while, but who knew that he was woken up by someone not long after squinting.
"Bang bang bang, bang."
Outside the house, there was a constant sound of banging on the wooden door.
"Who?" Xiao Cui was also woken up, rubbing her eyes sleepily.
Zhou Yunyi rolled up his sleeves and went out aggressively to see who was knocking on the door at the gate.
Zhou Yunyi dragged the door open, and was about to open his mouth to scold, when a shiny and fragrant sausage appeared in front of Zhou Yunyi.
Zhou Yunyi swallowed his saliva, and at the same time swallowed the scolding words.
She hadn't eaten meat for several days, and she was boiling cabbage every day, and she would lose weight if she ate it.
"Hey, hey, hey."
"Niangniang, I'm here to bring you sausages." Wang Dashao held the sausage and kept laughing.
Zhou Yunyi took the sausage from Wang Dascoo's hand, "What have you been doing these days?" Why is there no news all of a sudden? ”
Wang Dasco scratched his head with his hand and said very honestly: "I've been too busy these days to take care of you." ”
"Who is the birthday banquet prepared in the palace? Why did you get busy all of a sudden? ”
The busiest time in the palace is nothing more than the New Year's Festival and various banquets, among which the birthday banquet is the busiest.
Also, now is not the season to make sausages, unless someone wants to eat them or needs a banquet.
Wang Dasco shook his head and said a little embarrassedly: "No, it's just that I was promoted and became the emperor's exclusive imperial chef, and the emperor's three meals a day are inseparable from me every day." ”
"I specially picked this time today to bring you some food, and I will rush back to prepare breakfast for the emperor in a while."
"You, Imperial Chef?" Zhou Yunyi pointed to Wang Dascoop's soul.
The dishes made by Wang Dascoop, Zhou Yunyi has not eaten them, how can you say it?
If it is the king's cooking skills, who can compare? I'm afraid it can only be compared to her and Xiaocui.
Wang Dasco nodded with a little pride.
After listening to Wang Dascoo's words, Zhou Yunyi understood that this was Xiao Chengze who found out that Wang Dascoo secretly sent food to her in the cold palace. Only then did he arrange a busy position for Wang Dasco. He can't spare time to take care of them.
"Brother Wang!"
Xiao Cui, who was tidying up Lisuo, walked from the door to Wang Dascoo with eyes shining like a mouse seeing corn.
"Sister Xiaocui!"
After Wang Dascoo saw Xiao Cui, his whole face was as red as a freshly roasted sweet potato, and the whole person was smirking there, and he didn't know where to put his hand.
The two of them only had each other in their eyes, Zhou Yunyi didn't want to be a shiny big bulb here, and he couldn't stand the sour smell of love, so he walked into the house with a sausage.
Xiao Ruyi also smelled the smell of meat and followed behind Zhou Yunyi's buttocks.
Wang Dasco didn't forget to remind, "Sausages can't be eaten directly, they have to be dried!" ”
"Why don't you just dry it and bring it again, where will I get this." Zhou Yunyi doesn't know anything about cooking and making food.
"It's very simple, just spend seven days outside."
Zhou Yunyi thought to herself that this guy must have come to see Xiaocui in a hurry, so he got this half-finished sausage.
Zhou Yunyi returned to the house and began to think about how to dry the sausages?
If the sausage is hung on the tree outside, it is easy for Xiao Ruyi to climb up and steal it, not to mention that there are many other wild cats in the palace, which will be eaten up in a few days.
Zhou Yunyi suddenly remembered the few long white cloths that he had found when he was cleaning up the cold palace before, and looked at the beams of the room again, which was not just the right time to hang the sausage.
Just do it!
Zhou Yunyi turned over a white cloth and stood on the table, wrapped the white cloth around the beam and began to tie the knot, and specially pulled it hard to see if the rope was strong or not, so as to prevent the sausage from hanging up and falling down at that time.
"Bang." The door opened.
"Miss, don't die!"
Xiao Cui threw a handful of snot and tears at Zhou Yunyi's feet.
Wang Dasco was also crying and shouting to Zhou Yunyi to come down quickly.
"Queen Mother, don't you think about it."
"Stop!"
"I'm just going to hang the sausage." Zhou Yunyi explained, "I'm afraid that I will be eaten by wild cats when I hang outside, so I plan to hang it in the house." ”
Xiaocui: "......" knew that Miss would not beg for death easily.
Wang Dasco: "Huh? You mean you're hanging sausages with white silk. ”
Zhou Yunyi replied helplessly: "Well, that's what happened. ”
"You two little lovers, hurry up and talk about love, leave me alone."
Wang Dasco was blasted out by Zhou Yunyi, and when he saw that the sun had come, it was time to go back to prepare breakfast, and hurriedly said goodbye to Xiaocui.
Wang Dasco trotted all the way back to the imperial dining room, but it was still a little late, and at this time, Lao Qian, the head of the imperial dining room, was holding a rolling pin at the door.
"Master, master, master." Wang Dasco said breathlessly.
Lao Qian scolded Wang Dascoop, "What did you do?" What time will it be to come back? If you delay the emperor's breakfast, your head will move. ”
"Master, you dissipate your anger, I'll ......" Wang Dasco didn't know what to lie for a while.
As a result, this minute of hesitation made Lao Qian grasp the handle and began to ask Wang Dasco what he had done.
"I don't think I'm going to do anything like stealing chickens and dogs!" Old Qian picked up the rolling pin and pretended to beat someone.
Seeing that the situation was not right, Wang Dasco quickly covered his head with his hands and said, "No." ”
"What the hell is going on, it is invited as it is."
Master Wang Dasco, this is using himself as a father-in-law, if he tells the truth and says that he will definitely be punished if he goes to deliver food to the queen's mother.
The board is small, if the old money goes to denounce it, from now on, he will never be able to go to the cold palace to see the lovely Xiaocui, no, no, no, send food to the benefactor!
Wang Dasco lied, "I passed by the cold palace in the morning and saw the queen holding a three-foot white silk hanging on the beam... So I persuaded her to come down, and the hour was delayed. ”
When Lao Qian heard this, the queen wanted to commit suicide!
This is no small matter!
"Master, don't talk about this." Wang Dasco carefully instructed Lao Qian.
Lao Qian patted his chest and assured Wang Dasco.
"The entire palace can't find anyone with a stricter mouth than your master and me."
"Hahaha."
"That's okay, master, I'll go and prepare breakfast for the emperor first."
Wang Dasco hurriedly entered the kitchen and began to chop and wash vegetables.
Lao Qian has been very idle recently because he has Wang Dasco to replace him, so he walked alone.
Lao Qian met his old acquaintance Cao Gonggong on the road, and the two exchanged a few words.
As he spoke, Lao Qian bragged about how capable his newly recruited apprentices were.
Blowing and bragging, he accidentally told the bald out about his apprentice's courage to save the queen this morning.
"At that time, the queen mother was heartbroken and bent on death, but it was my apprentice who persuaded her to save the queen mother, we have a good relationship, I will tell you again, don't talk about it."
Gonggong Cao spoke in an authentic Tianjin dialect, "Oh, of course, old money, who are the two of us!" How can I say it? ”