Chapter 55: This line is too awkward
As soon as the daughter king left, Wujing read the narration with the script:
But as the saying goes: the mountains must be strange, but the mountains are full of essence. Sure enough, there was a goblin on this mountain, and when Sun Monkey went, he alarmed the monster. He was in the clouds, stepping on the yin wind, and saw Sanzang sitting on the ground, and he was overjoyed. ”
Bajie rolled his eyes, "Wujing, you don't need to read these words, they are for us to see......"
Wujing touched his head: "I can't help but read it, or I don't think there is anything shortcoming......"
Bajie was speechless: "What is the shortcoming...... Lack of root tendons. ”
Mrs. White Bone stood not far away, holding the script and reading with difficulty: "Some people say that if you eat a piece of his meat, you will live a long life." It's really a day. After that, he squeezed out a stiff joy.
Xiaobai stepped forward according to the script, made his expression sufficient, looked at Bajie and Wujing in fear, and didn't dare to get close, and said to himself: "Wait for me to tease him, see what to say." ”
In the sky, Liuding Liujia saw it and hesitated: "Where did this come from, the goblin." ”
"It's worthy of the realm of immortals, and you still want to eat the flesh of the golden cicada?"
"I can't help myself!"
Seeing that Mrs. White Bone's mana was low, Liuding Liujia no longer paid attention to it.
In the distance, Claireye and Shunfeng Ear had just gone to the sky to report the situation of Sanzang and others in Fowei Temple, and returned to the ground. Seeing that within thousands of miles around the White Fox Ridge, there were no other goblins except Xiaobai, so he was bored and rested.
Xiaobai hid in the mountain recess, turned into a woman with a moonlight appearance, took out the bronze mirror and looked at it, and said in her heart: This can be regarded as clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, white teeth and red lips.
She held a green sand jar in her left hand and a green magnetic bottle in her right hand, and ran from west to east, going straight to Tang Sanzang.
Sanzang was resting on the side of the mountain, and suddenly saw a young woman wearing a skirt and hairpin approaching. As written in the script, the green sleeves gently shook the cage jade shoots, and the Hunan skirt dragged the golden lotus obliquely. I didn't feel like I looked at it a few more times and said hello:
"It's been a long time, I'm tired of Mrs. Bai today!"
Xiaobai hurriedly opened the script and read it for a long time, and repeatedly compared that there was no such sentence, only to know that it was Sanzang who said hello, and said angrily: "Brother, don't say such useless words, act quickly." ”
Sanzang was full of black lines, pointed in the direction of Mrs. White Bone, and shouted according to the script: "Bajie, Wujing, Wukong just said that there is no one in the wilderness here, do you see that there is no one out there?" ”
Bajie didn't raise his eyelids: "Master, you sit with Wujing, wait for the old pig to take a look." ”
He put down the nail palladium, straightened it up, swayed and swayed, and greeted him as if he were a Sven weather. I saw Mrs. Bai Gu's changed ice muscles and jade bones, the shirt collar exposed her chest, her willow eyebrows and green dais, and her apricot eyes shining silver stars.
I can't help but be stupid.
Bajie almost moved his heart, and couldn't help but babble nonsense, shouting: "Female Bodhisattva, where are you going?" What are you carrying? Can you have a husband's family? See how I am? ”
Xiaobai snickered and whispered: "Brother Pig, you said the wrong word!" ”
Then Zhengse said: "Three masters, my green jar is fragrant rice, and the green bottle is fried gluten, and there is no other reason to come here, because I still vow to fast." ”
Bajie was full of joy, and hurriedly withdrew, so he ran away and reported to Sanzang: "Master! Jiren has its own heavenly newspaper! The master was hungry, and the senior brother went to fast, and the monkey went to pick peaches and play tricks somewhere. I ate too many peaches, and I was a little noisy and a little down. Don't you think that's a monk? ”
Sanzang pretended not to believe it and said: "You rammer nonsense! We have walked in this direction, and no good man has met one, where did the monk come from! ”
Bajie said: "Master, isn't this coming?" ”
When Sanzang saw it, he hurriedly jumped up, glanced at the script, clasped his palms together and said, "Female Bodhisattva, where do you live in your house?" Who is it? Do you have the desire to come here to fast? ”
Xiao Bai said with clever words: "Master, this mountain is called the White Fox Ridge where snakes and beasts are afraid, and below is my home. Because my parents had no children, they begged the Buddha to recruit a son-in-law from the slave family, so that they could support their old age. Suddenly, three people came from afar, thinking of their parents and kindness, so they will eat this monk, if they do not abandon their disgust, they are willing to offer. ”
After speaking, wiping the sweat on his forehead, his heart said, the words written by Guanyin are too awkward.
Sanzang said: "Good! Wonderful! I have an apprentice who went to pick fruit, and he came back, and I dare not eat your food. ”
Bajie pursed his mouth and complained: "There are countless monks in the world, and there has never been such an old monk!" Don't eat the ready-made meal, just wait for the monkey to come! ”
He can't say anything, and when he arches the jar with his mouth, he will move his mouth.
Then.
The daughter king came back from the top of the South Mountain, and when she saw the "goblin", she hit her head with an iron rod.
Bluffed Sanzang Dao: "Wukong! Who will you fight when you go? ”
The daughter king said, "Master, this woman in front of you should not be a good person. She's a goblin, and she's trying to trick you. ”
Sanzang couldn't help but snicker when he saw that his daughter was acting sincerely, and said for a long time: "You monkey head, you also had some eyesight at that time, how to mess up today!" This female bodhisattva has such a kind heart, she will fast this meal and wait for us, and we will just eat it, how can you say that he is a goblin? ”
The daughter King smiled and said, "Master, I know that you have moved mortal hearts. If you have this intention, ask Bajie to cut down a few trees, Wujing to find some grass, I will be a carpenter, and I will build a nest here, and you will have a round house with him, and we will all disperse, but it is not a career? Why trek again and take what you have learned! ”
After saying that, the daughter king spat in his heart and scolded Guanyin.
Sanzang heard this words, his bald head was red with shame, and he didn't know how to answer, and his daughter King took the opportunity to initiate sex, grabbed the iron rod, and hoped that the goblin would split his face.
When the White Bone Lady saw her daughter King Stick coming, she was in good spirits, went away in advance, and turned into a fake corpse and died on the ground.
When Sanzang saw it, he acted like he was trembling, and said in his mouth: "This monkey is rude!" Repeatedly refusing to obey the persuasion, hurting people's lives for no reason! ”
The daughter king said, "Master, don't blame, let's see what's in this jar." ”
Wujing held Sanzang, and when he looked closely, where was the fragrant rice, but it was a jar of long maggots with tails, and it was not gluten, but a few frogs and toads, jumping all over the ground.
Zhu Bajie instigated: "This is a monkey deliberately making a trick to make such a thing and make you look at it." ”
Sanzang knew that he couldn't play the words after him, so he sat on the ground and muttered in frustration: "Guanyin Bodhisattva's script is too strange...... If I say the lines, it's self-destructive. ”
The daughter king had no choice but to take advantage of Sanzang's muttering and acting on his own, shouting: "Headache!" Headache! Mo Nian! Mo Nian! ”
Seeing this, Sanzang had no choice but to continue: "The monks do not leave their good hearts, and you kill people for no reason, what is the use of taking the scriptures? I don't want you to be an apprentice. Go back! ”
Wujing couldn't listen anymore, and shouted: "Card! ”
Bajie complained, "What card are you carding, this is almost done, you go and persuade the master to take back your life, this time it will be over." ”
Wujing hung his head in frustration, and his four-meter-tall body squatted beside Sanzang, whispering.
Sanzang listened to his broken thoughts, and his heart became even more irritable: "Okay, for the sake of the teacher, don't twist him and leave, let's continue to hurry." ”
The daughter king felt that the acting was a bit exaggerated, and asked in a low voice: "I don't think the acting is good, why don't we do it again?" ”
Sanzang, Wujing: "No! ”