Chapter 56: Acting, Be Serious!
Lady Bones rose into the air, and in the clouds, took out the script, and read:
"I only heard about his methods, and today it is true. Those three Tibetans don't know me anymore, and they're going to eat. If I look down and smell it, I will catch it, but it is not my person?
Unexpectedly, he came and broke my deed, and he almost hit me again. If I spare this monk, it is true that it is useless, and I will go down to play him. ”
Ding Maoshen smiled: "This white bone monster is reciting the words again." ”
Ding Si looked for prestige, and also smiled: "Who would have thought that now that the goblins are robbing, there will be some scripts first." ”
Jia Chen Shen waved his hand: "This script must have been written by Guanyin Bodhisattva, the text is crepe, others are not so sour!" ”
"Guanyin Bodhisattva wrote?"
"Definitely, the Golden Cicada's journey to the west has to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and it is not possible to have more difficulties or fewer difficulties, and Guanyin Bodhisattva must not write the script in advance."
"Hey, it's hard for her...... Jia Shen muttered, "I heard that the online text market is not very good now!" ”
The 12 Ding and Jia gods were chatting, and the 18 apologists came to change shifts.
Ding Maoshen hurriedly greeted: "Let's come and watch the play!" ”
Meiyin Jialan and Sanskrit Jialan were in the first place, and when they saw Liuding Liujia happily looking down, their curiosity rose, and they also looked down.
I saw Mrs. White Bone put away the script, shook off the clouds, and under the hillside in front of her, she turned into an old woman who was over eighty years old, holding a bent bamboo cane in her hand, and cried step by step:
"Daughter...... Where have you been...... Why don't you go home......"
Bajie saw it, knew that the second scene had begun, and said loudly: "Master! Oh no! The old mother is looking for someone! ”
Sanzang comprehended and hesitated: "Who are you looking for?" ”
Bajie said: "Sun Monkey must have killed his daughter." This must be his mother, looking for the future. ”
The daughter king was very satisfied when he saw that several people were acting more and more decently, and answered: "Brother, don't talk nonsense! The woman was eighteen years old, and the old woman was eighty years old, so how could she still give birth in her sixties? It's definitely a fake, wait for Lao Sun to see. ”
She took a step, approached and looked, only to see a mother-in-law, her temples like ice and snow. Walking slowly, walking timidly, frail and thin, with lotus leaf folds all over his face.
The daughter king was very satisfied with her transformation technique, and said in his heart: "Xiaobai has practiced seventy-two changes on weekdays, and it was in vain for me to teach her!" ”
She followed the requirements of the script, and she didn't theory, so she raised her stick and hit her head.
When the White Bone Lady saw the stick rise, she immediately turned into a primordial spirit, took off her true body, and left a fake corpse under the mountain road.
When Sanzang saw it, he said in his heart: "The second scene is a bit sloppy!" ”
He remembered his role, pretended to be shocked, and without saying a word, he recited the "Tight Hoop Mantra":
"A lama came from the south with a five-pound sole in his hand, and a mute came from the north with a trumpet pinned to his waist......"
I read it upside down twenty times.
When the daughter king saw this, he rolled over and said, "Master, don't read it! ”
Ding Maoshen saw it in the sky, pointed and laughed: "This monkey has good acting skills!" ”
In the distance, Shunfeng listened to it, covered his ears, and scolded: "This tight spell is too improper, Tang Sanzang is not dedicated!" ”
On the ground, Sanzang saw his daughter king rolling over, and said, "If you have anything to say, get up and say it quickly!" Your clothes are dirty! ”
The daughter king didn't get up either, and he didn't care about the dirt all over his body, and said, "Master Mo Nian!" She's a goblin! ”
Seeing that she was dedicated, Sanzang didn't let her get up, and took over the words: "This monkey is talking nonsense! Where did these so many monsters come from! You are a person who has no intention of doing good, and you have the intention of doing evil. ”
The daughter king shook his head exaggeratedly and said loudly: "Master told me to go again, and I will go back when I go back, but it is not corresponding." ”
Sanzang also shook his head exaggeratedly and said, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Bajie stretched out the big pig's head and said, "Master, he wants to share the luggage with you." ”
When the daughter king heard this, he grabbed the pig's ears and jumped violently: "You long-mouthed rammer! Lao Sun has always taught Shamen, and he has no jealousy at all, how can he share any luggage? ”
Sanzang was paralyzed with both hands: "You are not jealous and greedy, why don't you go?" ”
The daughter king also paralyzed his hands, shook his sleeves and said: "I really don't hide it from the master, when the old grandson showed his heroes in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave five hundred years ago, there were 47,000 monsters under his hands, wearing a purple and gold crown, wearing an ochre yellow robe, a blue field belt tied around his waist, and his feet were walking on the clouds.
I became an apprentice with you, and I put this tight hoop on my head, and if I go back, I will not be able to see my hometown.
If Master doesn't want me, recite the mantra of that loose hoop, withdraw this hoop, hand it over to you, and put it on Bajie's head, and I will be happy accordingly! ”
Bajie shook his head when he heard this: "Don't change the words, I don't want this thing!" ”
Sanzang's eyes narrowed, he raised his head, arched his hand to the south, and said, "On that day, the Bodhisattva gave a mantra of tightening hoops, but there was no mantra of loosening hoops. ”
The daughter king said: "If there is no "Loose Hoop Curse", you can take me for a walk." ”
Sanzang said succinctly: "Good! ”
The daughter king said: "Brother Yu has to admonish me not to commit murder again!" ”
Sanzang was helpless: "Don't do it again in the future!" ”
The daughter king said succinctly: "Good! ”
In the sky, Liuding Liujia and the eighteen apologists had already set up a tea table, drinking and discussing: "The performance is much more natural than just now." ”
"Uh-huh, the main thing is that there are fewer lines!"
"Don't talk, keep watching!"
"Miaoyin Garan, don't stand up, stand in my way......"
At the end of the second game, Bajie served Sanzang to get on the horse and cut the road forward.
Ahead, the White Bone Lady flew into the air holding the script and dutifully recited:
"What a monkey king, Zhuo Ran has eyes! I've changed like that, and he still knows me. These monks go quickly, and if they cross this mountain and go forty miles west, they will not be under my control. If he is fished out by demons elsewhere, he will laugh at him and break his heart, and I will go down to play him. ”
After that, she shrugged the yin wind, turned into a white-haired old man under the hillside, holding a dragon head in her hand, pinching the beads in her hand, reciting the Nan Wujing, and slowly meeting Sanzang and his party.
Sanzang saw it right away, and said in his heart: "This white lady is so anxious!" It's time to start the third game so soon! ”
When he saw the old man approaching, he opened his mouth and praised, "Amitabha! What a blessed land the West is! The old man was so old that he still recited scriptures when he walked. ”
Bajie said: "Master, don't praise you, that is the root of the disaster." ”
Sanzang said: "How is it the bane? ”
Bajie said: "The broken monkey killed his daughter, and then killed his mother-in-law, this is his old son looking for the future." If we fall into his arms, Master, you will pay for your life, and you deserve a capital crime. Take the old pig as a servant and ask for a full army; Wujing drink order, ask for a stand; The monkey made a way to escape, but he didn't suffer the three of us? ”
When the gods in the sky heard this, they couldn't help but touch their noses: "Guanyin treats monkeys and pigs' heads as mortals, what kind of broken words do you make up." ”
"Yes, this doesn't make sense! Which mortal county commander dares to sentence Marshal Tianpeng to the army......"
Below, the daughter king stretched out her hand and twisted the pig's ears and roared: "This idiot is talking nonsense, don't bluff the master!" ”
Sanzang also touched his nose and said in his heart: It turns out that I am in Guanyin's heart, so timid.
The daughter, the king, hid the stick behind her, stepped forward to meet the Lady of the White Bones, and cried, "Where are you going, old man?" How can you walk and chant sutras again? ”
Mrs. Bai Gu replied with a straight look: "Old man, my ancestors live here, and I have been a good monk all my life, reading scriptures and reciting Buddha. I had no children in my life, only gave birth to a little girl, recruited a son-in-law, and sent food to the field this morning, thinking that I was in the tiger's mouth. The old wife came to look for it first, but she didn't go back, and she didn't know her whereabouts at all, so the old man came to look for it. If he was killed, he had no choice but to pack up his bones and bury them. ”
The daughter king smiled: "I am the ancestor of the monster, why are you trying to coax me?" You have hidden it from everyone, but you can't hide it from me! I recognize you as a goblin! ”
Lady Bones was speechless.
The king of his daughters drew his rod and confronted her.
When all the people in heaven saw it, they were interested. Ding Maoshen asked, "Guess what, is this time over?" ”
Ding Sishen said with a smile: "The so-called repeated two and no longer three, it should be over." ”
Hearing this, Meiyin Garan of the eighteen apologists smiled and said, "I don't think it's so easy, should we start a bet?" ”
Mamia Garan clapped his hands: "Good idea! ”
Below, the daughter king recites her inner monologue:
"If she didn't kill the monster, she took the master out of the air for a while, but she didn't bother to save it, if she wanted to kill her, she was afraid that the master would recite that spell."
She paused, and according to the spell given by Guanyin, she summoned the local land and the local mountain gods.
As soon as the gods of the land and the mountains came out, the daughter king rejoiced: "I have learned another craft!" ”
She said to a few little immortals: "The goblins in front have come to tease my master three times, but this time they want to kill him." You and I testify in mid-air, and you are not allowed to go. ”
With that, the daughter, the king, pounced on Lady Bones with a stick.
When Mrs. White Bone saw it, she said in her heart, "I'm finally finished, goodbye to you!" ”
A skeleton then conjured.
The daughter king was quick-eyed, grabbed Xiaobai and threw him into the small world, and then stood still.
Sanzang was on the horse, knowing that his daughter the king was about to leave, and he was reluctant to speak.
When Bajie saw it, he sighed and said, "This broken monkey only traveled for half a day, and he killed three people!" Master recite the mantra quickly! ”
Sanzang also knew that the plot could not be delayed, so he had to recite a mantra, and his daughter King hurried to the horse and shouted: "Master, Mo Nian!" Mo Nian! Let's see what he looks like. ”
Sanzang covered his eyes with his hands and shouted exaggeratedly: "Wukong, this person is dead, why did he turn into a pile of skeletons?" ”
The daughter king raised her legs, flicked the hem of her skirt, pointed at the skeleton and said: "She is a hidden corpse demon, she is charming and defeated here, and she was killed by me, and she showed her true appearance." There was a line on his spine called Lady Bones. ”
Sanzang heard what he said and believed it.
When Bajie saw it, he hurriedly instigated beside him: "Master, the monkey's hands are heavy and fierce, and he beats people to death, but I am afraid that you will read those words and deliberately change your appearance to cover your eyes!" ”
Sanzang heard what he said and believed it. Heart Dao: In my heart of Guanyin Bodhisattva, is this IQ?
He sighed slightly and recited the "mantra of tightening": "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins, if you don't eat grapes without spitting out skins, you have to eat grapes without spitting out skins......"
The daughter king couldn't help laughing, knelt on the side of the road, and only shouted: "Mo Nian! Mo Nian! ”
The three Tibetan characters are round: "Monkey head!" The monks do good deeds, like the grass in a spring garden, which does not see its growth, but increases day by day; He who does evil is like a sharpening stone, and he does not see his loss, but he loses day by day.
In this wilderness, you have killed three people in a row, and there is still no one to report it, and there is no opponent;
If you go to the city, where the people gather, you take the mourning stick, and you don't know what to do for a while, and you start a mess of people, and you cause a big disaster, teach me how to get out? Go back! ”
Wujing heard this, and laughed out loud: "According to Guanyin's lines, the master is not afraid that the queen will kill someone, but he is afraid of getting into a lawsuit......
Bajie pounded the back of the net waist: "Acting, be serious!" ”
The daughter, the king, ignored them and said, "Master is wrong to blame me. This guy is clearly a demon, and she really wants to harm you. I killed him to remove the harm for you, but you didn't recognize it, and you believed the idiot's slanderous words, and chased me out repeatedly. ”
She symbolically touched her tears, and continued: "As the saying goes, there are only three things. If I don't go, I'm a shameless person. I'll go, I'll go! Go and go, but you have no one under you. ”
Sanzang looked at him angrily and said, "This monkey is becoming more and more rude!" It seems that only you are a human being, so you are not a human being? ”
The daughter king held her forehead and made a miserable gesture of injury:
"I worship you as a teacher, I have worn ancient caves, entered the deep forest, captured demons and monsters, collected eight precepts, attained enlightenment, and endured all kinds of hardships. You are confused today, and only teach me to go back: this is the bird hiding the bow, and the rabbit dead and the dog cooking! Let's go! But it's just that there is more "Tight Hoop Curse". ”
Sanzang said: "I don't read it anymore." ”
The daughter king said: "This is hard to say. If you can't get out of the place where the poisonous demon is suffering, and you can't save you from the Eight Precepts, at that time, when you think of me, you can't help but chant again, even if it's a hundred thousand miles away, my head hurts; If I see you again, I might as well not do it. ”
Sanzang rolled the saddle and got off the horse, and asked Wujing to take out the paper and pen from the baggage, that is, to take water from the stream, grind the ink on the stone, write a derogatory book, and hand it to his daughter Wang Dao:
"Monkey head! Stick to this, I don't want you to be an apprentice anymore! If I see you again, I will fall to the ground! ”
The daughter king hurriedly covered his mouth: "Brother Yu, this word has to be changed!" I have to come back, I can't say hell! ”
Sanzang was right to think about it, and continued to speak: "If I see you again, I will ...... I'll just ......"
The daughter king took the derogatory letter and said, "Master, you will marry me!" ”
She folded the book and left it in her sleeve, looked at the script again, and said softly: "Master, I am also with you, and I was instructed by the Bodhisattva, I gave up halfway today, and I have not achieved success, you please sit down, accept my worship, and I can rest assured." ”
Sanzang knew that the play was not finished yet, so he turned around and ignored it, and said in his mouth: "I am a good monk, and I am not subject to your bad manners!" ”