12, vomiting threesome (above)

Turning another corner, they came to an overcrowded market full of passers-by and small motor vehicles, where the Land Rover and Hylux of the program team looked very eye-catching and difficult to move, like a sperm whale in a sardine.

Song Wenbin also traveled very slowly, the motorcycle was buzzing, and he could hang a gear and rub slowly, in this kind of place, the smallest Django was very convenient. Sutina happily shuttled through the crowd, and said happily in the Weimaitong: "Actually, this place is really a bit similar to XJ's market, there are strange stalls everywhere, anyway, if we have the opportunity to go to XJ in the future, I must take you to the market to have a fun." ”

"Hmm......"

Song Wenbin snorted absentmindedly, he looked at the rearview mirror, Huo Yu's imitation was even more difficult in this kind of place, she was already angry, and she didn't stop honking on the road.

At this time, the car of the program team stopped at the door of a bank, which was more dilapidated than the township banks that Song Wenbin had seen in China, just like a clothing store in the 90s, with colorful tiles on the dirty door.

Director Bowley left the Land Rover with a couple of photographers, one of whom walked up to Song Wenbin, handed him an envelope, and then left.

Song Wenbin opened the envelope curiously, only to see that the envelope read: "Since you have come to India, you should not miss the delicacies of this ancient land. Today, we are going to take a picture of Indian food volg, so please choose one of the dishes on this street to taste."

It's still the same number, Song Wenbin has seen the director's food volg in Africa, and he almost didn't get them into it that time, but this time he actually came again.

Song Wenbin looked at the stalls and small restaurants around him, thinking that he probably wouldn't be robbed by strange Chinese people this time, after all, there are so many people here, it is a serious bazaar, besides, if he comes to the same routine again, he won't be hooked for anything, maybe, this time the director really wants to shoot some Indian food.

It's just that..... Indian Cuisine .....

Liu Yong's brave, resolute and slightly embarrassed smile involuntarily appeared in Song Wenbin's mind, and he couldn't help but shudder.

At this time, Su Tina and Huo Yu also rushed over and stopped beside Song Wenbin, and Song Wenbin showed them the director's request. As soon as Huo Yu finished reading it, he scolded: "Thing B, do you know how troublesome it is for me to put on and take off this helmet, I want to see and eat Indian food, can't we wait for us to find Liu Yong and shoot slowly!?" ”

"Food ....." Sutina looked at the surrounding streets worriedly, her eyes a little frightened.

"But we always have to eat something, and it's a shooting mission." Song Wenbin comforted Huo Yu.

Huo Yu took off his helmet, straightened out the messy yellow hair, looked around, and said, "Don't worry about what to eat, go and redeem some rupees first, this time the program team didn't give us the money to come over." ”

"yes."

Song Wenbin glanced at the bank next to him and said, "There should be an exchange business here." ”

"There must be." Sutina opened her bag and took out the money left over from the car when she bought it in China, the three of them put the money together, a total of about 5,000 yuan, the three of them handed the money to Sutina, Sutina went to the counter to exchange it, after waiting for a while, the bank teller took them a bunch of rupees, Sutina counted, there were about 52,100 rupees, and the exchange rate on the mobile phone is no different.

After dividing the money, the three returned to the streets of India and began to search for Indian food suitable for filming.

I saw an Indian man pouring hummus of the same color as vomit into the pot in a big red bucket, which is a pot, but in fact it is a round iron plate with all kinds of messy ingredients piled on it.

The cook held a shovel like cement, pressed the chickpeas like crazy, and from time to time sprinkled some substances on them that Song Wenbin couldn't understand, just like a wizard casting a spell, sprinkling three layers inside and three layers outside.

The hummus was peculiar enough, but it was even more stumbling when pressed and pushed by this madness, and some of the yellow mud-like lakes were still hanging from the edge of the frying pan with the chef's movements.

Seeing this scene, Huo Yu showed a look of disgust and said, "NND, can't these people change the pot with a curved mouth, it's all leaking..."

Song Wenbin also saw the Indian chef who was immersed in making lakes and lakes, and I have to say that his technique is really skillful, but no matter how skillful he is, there is food falling down with his stir-frying, and the operating table of the stream is pitch black.

"Eat...."

He asked, pointing to the stall.

Huo Yu shook his head decisively.

Sutina hesitated, her face grimacing.

She's from XJ, and chickpeas are a common food for her, but she never imagined making chickpeas in this form, as if the chef was afraid that they wouldn't be able to digest them, so he helped them digest them in advance and then let them eat them.

She didn't dare to say anything in her heart, so she asked cautiously: "Or, let's see if there is anything cleaner, we are new here, and we have to ride a long distance, so don't get diarrhea." ”

"A cleaner ....."

Song Wenbin muttered.

"Think of Liu Yong! Think about what Liu Yong will do now! ”

Sutina reminded Song Wenbin.

"Liu Yong can't eat anything! And the sentence is clean and hygienic, and there is a little stinky sentence behind it! Huo Yu said in disgust, she clearly saw that the lake chef picked his ass with his fingers.

"Let's go and change houses."

Song Wenbin also saw the chef's movements, worried that he had some dark box operation, so he turned off the motorcycle and walked down the street with Huo Yu Sutina, trying to find really clean and hygienic products, and the accompanying photographers carried cameras and followed behind them.

Along the way, Song Wenbin saw many, many vendors making all kinds of food. However, these vendors seem to be doing different things, but just like everyone dies eventually, these Indian dishes, no matter what their initial form is, eventually end up in lakes and lakes.

And...... It's a lake like that kind of thing......

Eventually, they finally found a stall that wasn't Huhu, and it looked like it was some kind of sweet tooth. There are red meatballs, and slices like pork jerky, a lot of them are lying in the pot, and they are much stronger than Huhu in terms of appearance.

The trio stood by the pot, and Huo Yu said, "Why don't you try this thing first, it looks pretty good." ”

"It's pretty good, it looks like a retort cake from Shaanxi." Sutina said, "You just can't smell it." ”

Song Wenbin sniffled, smelled a strange and strong smell of herbs, and said with some uncertainty: "Retort cake? Isn't that stuffed with dates, and isn't this thing also dates? ”

No one answered his question, and no one could answer it, this is India, although it is on the same earth as them, but it is another world entirely, and no one knows what the red substance is in this cauldron.

"You eat first." Huo Yu quietly pushed Song Wenbin.

"Why did I eat it first?" Song Wenbin was annoyed, "You are the same in Africa. ”

Huo Yu held his breath, trying not to smell the smell of herbs, and said, "Teacher I am tired of being a pioneer in overcoming obstacles for us. ”

"You're talking about Yongzi, thank you, I don't have any ability."

Song Wenbin pointed at Su Tina: "Xiao Bichi eats first, she is very curious about everything." ”

"Yes," Huo Yu suddenly realized, and said to Sutina, "When you were in Africa, you were very excited to taste the local cuisine.

"Hey, are you fools!"

Sutina angrily shouted: "I can still tell the difference between the limited conditions and the deliberate lack of hygiene!" Look at these guys, you don't have to say anything about the plate. ”

While talking, an old brother bought two balls by the stall, put them in a plastic bag and began to gobble them up.

The three were silent for a moment.

Song Wenbin took a deep breath and proposed, "Let's make a fist." ”

"Punching?" Huo Yu was taken aback.

Song Wenbin nodded, "The three of us will draw together, whoever comes out first is different, who will be eliminated first, and the remaining two will compete for the winner, and the one who wins can eat last." ”

"That's a good idea."

Sutina's eyes lit up and she rolled up her sleeves.

The expression on Huo Yu's face also changed, and he became solemn.

She took off her gloves and said, "Do you want to shout slogans?" ”

"People are floating in the rivers and lakes."

Song Wenbin pretended not to care and said.

"Good, good!

This I will!

XJ drinks over there and often plays!

Sutina said excitedly, gearing up.

The three of them looked at each other, and their eyes flashed with lightning.

One

Two

Three!

"People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed!

The three of them punched in unison.

Song Wenbin scissors, Huo Yu stone, Sutina cloth.

Void.

"1 slash you to death!

Song Wenbin stone, Huo Yubu, Sutina scissors.

Still ineffective.

"1 slash you to death!

Song Wenbinbu, Huo Yu scissors, Sutina stone.

Still invalid.

"I'll kill you with a knife!"

Song Wenbin stone, Huo Yu stone, Sutina cloth.

"Ahh

! Sutina screamed, like a mourner, and stomped her feet in anger.

"Hahahaha." Song Wenbin and Huo Yu laughed and continued to attack.

"People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed!

Song Wenbinbu, Huo Yubu.

"I'll kill you with a knife."

Song Wenbin stone, Huo Yu stone.

"I'll kill you with two knives!"

Song Wenbin stone, Huo Yu stone.

"Three swords to kill you!

Song Wenbin is still a stone, and Huo Yu is still a stone.

Sweat was pouring down their heads.

It's the same three times in a row.

"Four swords to kill you!

Song Wenbin's mind was racing, it had been three times in a row, it was impossible to produce stones again this time, Huo Yu would definitely change his moves, if he was predicted that he would be a stone, then he should.

Song Wenbin took out the scissors.

However, Huo Yu has not changed at all, he is still a stone.

"Fack!

Song Wenbin tore his hair, screamed and shouted in despair: "I should go out of the cloth!"

I forgot you're a shit!

"Hahaha~" Huo Yu jumped as if he had won the Olympic championship, waving his hand and carnival: "I won!" I won!

Hahahaha!

Small garbage, small garbage~ It's all small garbage!

The Indians on the side looked at these three inexplicable guys and didn't know what they were doing here.

"Damn!

After the punch was over, Song Wenbin wiped the sweat on his head and said to Sutina: "You eat first!" ”

There was no way, Sutina, who was willing to lose the bet, stood in front of the stall with a pale face.

Huo Yu, the big winner, stopped jumping, and stood by the stall with great interest and looked at Sutina, who took a deep breath and bought a few red sugar balls, as well as a bunch of red unknown viscous substances.

These things are not expensive, only a dozen rupees, but the merchant gave it very generously, as if he was afraid that he would not be able to sell it if he missed a customer, so he stuffed her with a bunch of them, and finally stopped under Sutina's repeated reminders.

After buying sweets, the three of them walked aside, Song Wenbin's eyes widened, looking at Sutina carefully, and the photographer on the side also leaned close, for fear of missing every detail.

Sutina looked at the red unknown substance in the small garbage bag in her hand, and comforted herself: "Uh..... This thing is a bit like the cut cake we sell over there in XJ, and it looks a little ugly, but it's red, and it looks sweet, so it shouldn't be too unpalatable. ”

"Really?" Song Wenbin stood beside her suspiciously, and he smelled a strong smell of herbal sweetened water: "I don't believe it, unless you eat it for me." ”

Sutina gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and swallowed a ball into her mouth without doing anything.

Song Wenbin gasped, he didn't expect Su Tina to be so brave, one bite at a time.

The balls entered her mouth, Su tina chewed a few times, her expression began to distort at a speed visible to the naked eye, flickering blue and white, and finally red dripping blood, and her brows were also squeezed together, obviously she was a big beauty but she was suffocated as an old man in the subway.

Song Wenbin looked at her expression, and his toes arched.

Vomit!

She couldn't bear it anymore, she rushed to the side of the road after swallowing half of it, opened her mouth and spit out the half-chewed ball, and shouted hoarsely: "Water, give me water!" ”

Song Wenbin hurriedly took a bottle of mineral water from her bag and gave it to her, and Sutina took the mineral water in her mouth and began to rinse her mouth frantically.

Huo Yu squatted beside her, gave her a sense of relief, and asked with affection: "Is it so unpalatable?" ”

"It's not a question of whether ..... is hard or not, it's, it's ....disgusting....." Sutina gasped in pain.

"Disgusting?" Huo Yu asked.

"It's sweet and bitter, and it's a little.... Vomit.... Rancid ..... Vomit..... There are also shares..... Plastic ...... Vomiting ....." While vomiting, Sutina shivered and said: "The taste is also very strange, rice flour is not rice flour, flour is not flour and is still half-raw, really...... I can't understand it...... It's really ..... Vomit..... What people eat...... ..... vomit"

As she spoke, she angrily pushed the bag of leftover balls to Huo Yu and said, "Whoever likes to eat eats it, I won't eat it." ”

Huo Yu glanced at the pack of balls in his hand, swallowed his saliva, and handed it to Song Wenbin, "It's your turn." She said.

Seeing Su tina squatting on the ground and vomiting seven meat and eight vegetables, where did Song Wenbin dare to eat, the first person on the stage knelt directly, it seems that this thing must not be edible.

"I'm going to change it." He said immediately.