13, vomiting threesome (below)

"Good!

Use me as a guinea pig!

Sutina crouched on the ground and wept hoarsely.

"That's the price of failure." Song Wenbin said cruelly.

He looked around, and soon saw a small stall with a large pot at the mouth of the stall surrounded by a crowd of people. The group of people was eating something together, shaking their heads and exchanging praises.

There were many more people in that stall than in the red dessert ball stall, and Song Wenbin felt that there must be no difference in the number of people, so he came to that stall.

He recognized it at this glance, and it turned out to be a stall selling crispy balls. This food is a kind of fried balls, which are placed next to a pot of green juice, and the owner is quickly dipping the balls in the water and selling them to the surrounding customers, who are eating with relish.

Song Wenbin had seen this thing on the Internet before, but he didn't expect to see the real thing today, but ..... what happened to the smell wafting in the air?

Huo Yu helped Sutina, who was still coughing, to the small ball stall.

Seeing the boss's skillful fingers keep running through the tin bucket, Sutina couldn't help frowning and whispered, "I really don't understand why ..... they can't ...... Why do you have to eat with your hands when you eat it with a spoon? ”

"Is productivity too far behind?" Huo Yu asked.

"Certainly not for this reason! No matter how backward the productive forces are, it is useless for China to be backward before prehistory, we have been using fast sons 5,000 years ago, if we talk about using spoons, we started using them 8,000 years ago.... It's the industrial age, and productivity can't be talked about......"

"I know why they don't use spoons." Song Wenbin said suddenly.

"Why?" The two women asked in unison.

"Because they don't like to use spoons." Song Wenbin replied.

"What kind of nonsense literature are you?" Sutina said depressedly.

Huo Yu said: "I think what he said makes sense, because they don't like to use spoons, so they don't use spoons, there is no other reason." ”

"Yes, it's like someone doesn't like spicy food." Song Wenbin said: "It's born. ”

"Can that be the same?" Sutina grabbed the white and said: "I heard that people here don't use paper to, they wipe it with their hands, is this the same reason?" Because they don't like paper? ”

Huo Yu's face darkened: "Don't say it, don't say it, I haven't eaten it with the tired teacher." ”

Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and said righteously: "I can't think of any other reason, there are always things in this world that we can't understand, reminding us to stay humble at all times." ”

"It's like the world can't understand the disgusting teacher who throws treasures." Huo Yu was half sarcastic and half teasing.

"Ha, I'm feudal superstition." Song Wenbin touched his head awkwardly and smiled.

There was a moment of silence.

Huo Yu's smile disappeared, and he took the lead in making a difficulty: "Do you eat or not." ”

Song Wenbin said cautiously: "I.... The stomach is not good, and I pulled it for a long time yesterday in Chongqing......"

"Oh? Do you want to cheat? The two women looked at him dangerously.

"No..... Didn't ......."

Song Wenbin stood by the crunchy ball stall and held up a finger.

β€œone! one! only one! ”

He didn't want to eat a bunch of them, just try it.

But apparently this store does not have the statement of the one, the owner is a generous man, and all the crispy balls are sold on a plate, 4 in a plate.

He quickly picked up four balls, snapped them mercilessly with his fingers, filled them with some yellow mashed potatoes with his black fingers, soaked them in the pot with green water, put them in a tin plate, filled them with four and handed them to him.

Song Wenbin took the tin plate gratefully, he felt that this boss probably saw him as a foreigner, and he was already very kind to him, and other Indians didn't have tin plates at all, so they all took it directly and ate it, using food to feel the temperature of each other's bodies.

Song Wenbin held the crunchy ball to his mouth, smelling the increasingly strong stench, and his heart was full of struggle.

At this time, Huo Yu's ghostly voice came from the side.

"All four of them must be eaten together, and no waste is allowed."

A tendon burst out of Song Wenbin's head, obviously Su Tina didn't have this kind of request.

But he's not a delicate girl like Sutina, besides, he hasn't eaten anything when he was live streaming before.

At that moment, he directly stuffed the four small balls into his mouth, crunched and crushed, and swallowed them all directly.

Burst juice!

Crispy!

Seeing Song Wenbin so brave, Huo Yu couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

Sutina looked at him in shock and asked, "Is it delicious?" ”

"Well, it's delicious." Song Wenbin said: "There are strands of fried food with mashed potatoes and ......"

As he spoke, a stream of stinky water came up, as if it had leaked from the sewer. Song Wenbin's face changed, and he hurriedly covered his mouth, and there was a momentary churning sensation in his stomach when he pressed it.

The eyes are facing each other.

"Are you alright?" Huo Yu asked uncertainly.

Song Wenbin covered his mouth and forcibly suppressed the stench churning in his stomach, which had a smell of burnt plastic, which was indeed unbearable.

Goo Dong.

He rolled his eyes and forcibly swallowed.

"I finally understand what it means to be a little stinky." Song Wenbin patted his chest, and said thoughtfully: "Is this the legendary Masala?" ”

"It's still hard for me to understand what you're saying." Huo Yu was curious.

Song Wenbin didn't describe it, and directly dragged Huo Yu to her, this breath almost didn't smoke Huo Yu to death, this thing was like throwing a handful of thirteen incense mixed with burnt plastic in a dry toilet.

"Holy shit!

Huo Yu pinched his nose and pushed Song Wenbin away.

"What does it smell like?" Sutina screamed loudly.

Song Wenbin twisted his head and tried to wet the rain and dew.

But Sutina reacted, immediately covered her face and jumped a step, Gege laughed: "I don't smell it, it must stink to death!" ”

"..... the fuck" Huo Yu, who was smoked and disgusted, looked at Song Wenbin angrily.

"It's your turn." Song Wenbin laughed.

"Can I skip it?" Huo Yu frowned and said, after the baptism of smell, she had more than a season, and she didn't want her mouth to be so stinky.

"No, you have to eat." The two said in unison.

Huo Yu learned well, and seeing that Song Wenbin and Su Tina both chose that kind of deep-processed product, and finally fell into this kind of fate, she thought about it for a while, rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll just find an original thing to eat." ”

With that, she turned her head around and saw a fly shop selling sugar cane juice not far away, and all kinds of insects were buzzing around. I don't know if it's a fly or a bee. Although it may seem as unsophisticated, it makes no difference if you think about sugarcane juice all over the world.

Song Wenbin saw her eyes, where was he willing to let her drink sugarcane juice as she wished, immediately grabbed her, and said sharply: "We are here to taste Indian food!"

I'm not here to mess around, what kind of work attitude do you have!

”

Sutina also said loudly: "No, we all eat, you have to eat too!" ”

"You have to eat together to be brothers, right?" Huo Yu gritted his teeth and said.

Song Wenbin didn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud, but he quickly said with a straight face: "Yes, you have to eat, and we have to choose!" ”

"Huh!? Why should you choose?

Huo Yu was not convinced.

Song Wenbin ignored her and looked around, and he was amused by this look, because he saw a stall not far away, which was filled with all kinds of bottles and cans, a large handful of green strips, and a small basin like a spittoon and a stirrer like a toilet bowl.

It's so classic.

"Look!

Song Wenbin pointed excitedly.

Sutina also saw it, and she exclaimed excitedly: "It's aloe vera juice!"

Huo Yu, you're going to drink aloe vera juice!

”

Huo Yu's face turned pale instantly, and she said loudly, "Don't!" Aloe vera juice baa!

”

As she spoke, she was about to rush towards the sugarcane juice stand, but Song Wenbin quickly grabbed her, and Sutina also grabbed her other arm.

How could Huo Yu fulfill the wishes of these two people, she directly launched her violent talent, and dragged the two people towards the sugarcane juice stall.

β€œ2:1! Huo Yu! You must drink aloe vera juice today!

Sutina hugged Huo Yu's other arm and said.

"I don't, this kind of good thing is kept for the winner to drink with Liu Yong!

Huo Yu said arrogantly.

"Don't try to run away!

Song Wenbin shouted loudly, he put his finger under Huo Yu's armpit and began to tickle.

Huo Yu's face changed instantly, she screamed, and was about to clamp Song Wenbin's neck with her backhand, screaming: "Isn't it cheap, haven't you been beaten for a few months, is your skin itchy!?" ”

Song Wenbin was clamped by the neck, almost suffocated, and squeezed out between his teeth: "Sutina, scratch her ......"

Needless to say, after traveling for so long, Sutina was also quite clear about the Achilles heel of this tough colleague, and immediately she unceremoniously reached out and scratched Huo Yu's waist.

"Ahh

Huo Yu let go of his hand and screamed: "Hahahaha, slut!"

You two sluts!

”

Because Su Tina is a girl, she picks the kind of place that Song Wenbin doesn't dare to touch, and Huo Yu can't be rough with her, and after a while, Su Tina scratches Huo Yu to death, squatting on the ground and begging for mercy.

She laughed breathlessly and said, "Okay, okay, I'll drink, I'll drink, don't scratch." ”

Su tina smiled and stretched out her hand to hold Huo Yu, and said, "Isn't it good to be like this earlier, I see, some people just want to be tickled." ”

"If you say one more word, I'll tear your mouth apart." Huo Yu said.

The three of them came to the stall selling aloe vera juice, Huo Yu coughed a few times, and said to the uncle who sold aloe vera juice in English, "I want a cup." ”

When the uncle saw the business, he sat up from the stall numbly, stretched out a finger, and asked in curry-flavored English: "one?" ”

β€œyeah。” Huo Yu nodded with difficulty.

The uncle smiled slightly, Ma Li picked up the spittoon and aloe vera, slashed it quickly, and then quickly shook his fingers, and the transparent liquid of the sticky lake flowed down the stream, crackling and dripping into the small spittoon.

Then, he played acrobatics, opened the bow left and right, while constantly stirring the spittoon with a leather pick, while adding ingredients to the spittoon without money, adding more than a dozen kinds in one breath, the corners of Huo Yu's mouth twitched on the side, and his eyelids jumped wildly.

After stirring continuously until the lake-like material in the spittoon bubbled, the uncle took out another glass cup that I don't know how many people had drunk and casually soaked it in a basin that I don't know how many people had washed.

Then, pour the extremely thick aloe vera juice from a small spittoon into a cup.

Huo Yu's heart was shocked to see every step from beginning to end, and his scalp was numb.

After pouring it, the uncle handed the aloe vera juice to Huo Yu and made a gesture to her to drink it all.

Huo Yu's face twitched, and he smiled extremely reluctantly.

And Su Tina and Song Wenbin were happy, and now the pressure came to Huo Yu's side, the two of them stared at Huo Yu with great interest, carefully observing every change in the expression on this colleague's face, and the photographer also carried the machine very close.

Huo Yu held the cup and experienced countless battles between heaven and man in an instant.

Song Wenbin encouraged softly beside him: "What about beauty, Huo Yu, drinking it is good for your skin." ”

"Shut the fuck!" Huo Yu said viciously.

Song Wenbin shut up.

Huo Yu trembled and took a deep breath, closed his eyes, then gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, raised his head, and drank the aloe vera juice in the cup into his mouth.

"Damn....what a drink....."

Song Wenbin muttered, this kind of thing that is as sticky as snot and has more than a dozen unknown substances added to it is something that kills him, and he doesn't want to drink it.

Sutina covered her mouth, her eyes widened, watching Huo Yu's throat stir, and her mouth became more and more bulging.

Actually....really drank it!

At this moment, her heart was full of reverence.

And in the center of the storm, the moment she raised her head, Huo Yu knew that she couldn't stop, she wanted to bite off the aloe vera juice and drink it in a few sips, but that thing was like an old phlegm that had been stuck for twenty years.

The cup gradually emptied, and Huo Yu's cheeks were bulging to the limit.

"It's worthy of....worthy of being the youngest European Championship champion......."Song Wenbin muttered in shock.

"Huo Yu, you feel okay."

Sutina asked in a whisper.

Huo Yu didn't say a word, puffed out his cheeks, his body trembled slightly, and his brain went blank.

"Do you think she looks like an angry pufferfish?"

Song Wenbin whispered to Sutina.

Sutina was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing: "Hahahahaha~"

Huo Yu's eyes widened, and she tried to swallow the wriggling unidentified substance in her mouth, but suddenly, a jerky feeling mixed with unimaginable nausea came up, and she couldn't bear it anymore.

Burst!

Accompanied by a surging explosion of energy.

She opened her mouth and squirted out, and the sticky lake aloe vera juice sprayed on the faces of Song Wenbin and Sutina, who were laughing one by one.

The laughter came to an abrupt end.

Song Wenbin, who was suddenly sprayed by Huo Yu with a translucent substance sticky to the lake, opened his mouth in astonishment.

Burst!

The aloe vera juice couldn't be broken at all, whether it was in or out of the mouth, Huo Yu squirted out again, and this mouthful was directly sprayed into Song Wenbin's slightly open mouth because of extreme astonishment.

"Ahh

! ”

Song Wenbin only felt a bitter and indescribable taste hit him, and he almost fainted without suffocation, screaming miserably.

"Ahh

! ”

His eyes couldn't be opened by the aloe vera juice lake, so he could only frantically grab Huo Yu's clothes, and roared angrily: "I'll kill you!"

! I'll kill you!

! ”

"Huo Yu!

What are you doing!

”

Sutina screamed frantically, and she was also sprayed in the face.

The viscous liquid covered the delicate makeup of the white-haired girl, and she screamed in pain and wiped her face frantically. I rubbed a hand of aloe vera juice and didn't even have a place to put it.

I finally wiped my eyes clean, but I didn't have time to open them.

When Huo Yu saw the appearance of the two of them, he didn't hold back for a while, and another stream of thick slurry squirted out, this one sprayed quickly and ruthlessly, directly spitting Su Tina, who had just finished wiping her face, again.

"Ahh

! Yes!

! Huo Yu!

I'm ****!

! ”

Sutina, who has always been subtle and elegant, burst out directly, she held up two pairs of sticky and wet claws, and screamed, it was so disgusting.

Teacher Annoyance was completely crazy, his eyes were covered with aloe vera juice, and he couldn't see how much stock Huo Yu still had in his mouth. The unknown state terrified him.

"Ah......h

! ”

"Ah.....h

! ”

He couldn't stand it anymore, so he could only let go of Huo Yu's arm, frantically shook his head, panicked, staggered and fled, trying to stay away from the scene of this terrible disaster.

Even the photographer on the side was sprayed with a camera, and he screamed back with a pale face, almost falling to the ground.

"Hahahahahaha~"

Looking at his colleague who was almost crazy, Huo Yu burst out laughing.