22, pink turns black
Staring at Song Wenbin for a while, Nita really didn't find anything wrong with him, so she had to say, "I don't want to watch your live broadcast now, can you turn off the live broadcast?" β
Song Wenbin saw that Nita's expression was very tough, and there was no room for maneuvering, so he had to say sullenly: "Okay, this is your territory, you have the final say." β
After that, he said to his friends: "Brothers, I'm very embarrassed, the brahmins here don't want me to start broadcasting, I can't help it, but I will explain the specific situation to you later, and then please pay attention to the broadcast of the second season of Extraordinary Journey~"
Seeing that Song Wenbin was about to go down soon after he came up, the sailors were very annoyed.
One after another: "I'm disgusted, you do this every time."
"I just saw it a little interesting and went down again."
"I can't always be like this."
"Broadcast for a long time."
"Gave her face?"
"Damn Brahmin, that's amazing."
"If you can manage it, can you still hate the teacher if you can manage it?"
"Aren't you afraid to live Buddhism?"
"What can I do if I don't broadcast it?"
......
Looking at the complaints of the sailors, Song Wenbin had nothing to do, so he could only wink at them apologetically and get off the live broadcast room.
Seeing that Song Wenbin had fulfilled her wishes, Nita immediately smiled with satisfaction.
She began to introduce Song Wenbin to this place.
"This is Kulapapala, a big town in Odisha, and it's time to celebrate the festival of Ujjadi.
This is where my family used to live, and my grandfather and I practiced at the temple here when I was a child, but the people at the foot of the mountain here would fight the ox and snow every time it was Ujjadi. β
"Hmm."
Song Wenbin nodded, although the meeting time was very short, he could see that the pampered Indian lady in front of him was a master who had responded to her needs since she was a child, and he didn't want to run against her for the time being. can only follow her, after all, now that the other person is in a foreign land, the other party's family is still quite powerful.
Seeing that Song Wenbin listened carefully, Nita couldn't wait to talk.
"I remember when I was a kid when I was passing down the street with my grandfather's carriage, and I was so playful that I got out of the car with Amrit to catch a baby squirrel, and I was smashed in the face by the damned villagers."
As soon as she said this, Nita's voice trembled, she clenched her fists, gritted her teeth and said, "That's a shadow that I can't erase for the rest of my life, and honestly I'm really fed up, I'm fed up with this damn custom, this crazy celebration." I've advised my family countless times to put an end to this horrible, but the people in my family think I'm crazy and they don't think there's anything wrong with it. β
"What's wrong with that?" Song Wenbin asked softly.
Nita was shocked: "Isn't that a problem, hey, we're the biggest democracy in the world, and if they throw snow at each other every holiday, it doesn't live up to our title!" This kind of thing happens again and again, what will the rest of the world think of us, what will they think of India, what will they think of us? β
Song Wenbin raised his eyebrows, disapproving.
What do you think?
What can you think?
It's not easy for each to manage their own affairs well, who has the leisure time to eat enough to take care of others, Song Wenbin doesn't think there is anything wrong with these people playing Niu Xue, he is shocked today at most, shocked for more than ten seconds, and then relieved. After all, he also used firecrackers to blow up Niu Xue when he was a child, which is really fun. If there is a person who really loves Niu Xue, then naturally no one is qualified to say anything about him, and there is no difference between loving Niu Xue and loving science in his opinion, and some people want to experience this, what do you want.
"So, Miss Mohan, what did you call me for?" Song Wenbin asked.
"I want you to let them stop, Lord Living Buddha."
Nita folded her hands and prayed to Song Wenbin reverently, "I hope you can make them stop playing with this dirty and smelly thing, I hope you can make them a little more civilized." β
"Poof."
Song Wenbin couldn't help but laugh.
But seeing Nita's pious and serious appearance, he smiled, shook his head, and said, "Don't be kidding, I can't do this kind of thing." β
"You can do it, you have to have this confidence!"
"Or you ask them to give up their love of snow and devote themselves to something else, like you did in Seoul, and make them believe something else," Nita said firmly. β
Assertive? Song Wenbin thinks it's ridiculous, he is a passerby, Seoul is a passerby, India is also a passerby, and even in China's life, he is almost a passerby, where does he have the confidence to do this kind of thing, he manages himself well, and also advises Indians not to play in the snow, why is he, with chicken feathers, why can he teach India to do things.
"You don't want them to play in the snow, you tell them yourself." Song Wenbin said: "You don't need me to come. β
"No one listens to me." Nita said quietly and sadly.
"Huh?" Song Wenbin raised his eyebrows, "Really?" β
"No one likes to listen to what I say, my brother doesn't like to listen, my family doesn't listen either, I even broke up with my ex-boyfriend because of this, they don't like to listen to what I say, I'm really.... No way. β
After a pause, she looked at Song Wenbin longingly, and said: "This is what I envy you the most, no matter where you go, there are always people who are willing to listen to what you say, whether it is a Seoulite, a Dutchman, or even that Dr. Aconitum, they are willing to listen to you, I really don't know how this is done, so, I really can't count on others, I can only count on you." β
Song Wenbin felt funny, and he was very helpless, the premise of his speech was that others listened to him because he didn't go against other people's ideas at all, this girl couldn't even understand this.
"If ......" Song Wenbin asked in a low voice, "If I don't want to do it, does that mean I won't be able to see Liu Yong." β
Talking about this, Nita became expressionless, she nodded, and said seriously, "I'm embarrassed, but yes, my brother is not as easy to talk as I am." β
"Well, I'll have to talk to my team, no problem."
Song Wenbin said: "After all, this is not a trivial matter. β
Seeing Song Wenbin let go, Nita's eyes suddenly lit up, and she was so excited that she couldn't express herself: "Really!
Thank you so much!
Living Buddha, if this time you can fulfill my wish and make these people give up this terrible hobby, I swear that you will be a guest of the Mohan family for generations to come!
β
Song Wenbin smiled and said nothing.
After he came to the colleague in the program team, the smile on his face disappeared, and Wei Ning saw that Song Wenbin had been talking to Nita, so he asked, "Disgusted, what did that girl say?" β
"She said she couldn't see these people playing in the snow, and wanted me to stop their hobby." Song Wenbin pursed his lips and said helplessly.
Wei Ning was shocked: "Can you do it!?" β
"I'm a fart, I can be a ghost."
Song Wenbin said coldly: "The stupid hanging girl has never suffered a loss in her life, and she is still at a whimsical age." I want to do everything according to her ideas, according to her temperament, how can there be such a good thing in the world, not to mention that she has a little power, that is, the king of heaven Lao Tzu is here, they love to play with snow or love to play with snow, no one can help it. β
"What." Wei Ning was shocked, "Then what's the matter, you promised her before." β
"What's the matter, she has to let my overlord make a bow and make it hard, I can't fix it, what can I do?" Song Wenbin said angrily.
Song Wenbin's tongue twister stunned his colleagues.
Song Wenbin looked around and whispered: "Brothers, I can't fix this job, that girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she can't be disobedient when she is idle, if she knows that I don't have the ability, she will definitely get angry, I'm afraid that we will have to prepare to run away later." This is going to be arrested, and that's the end of our trip to India. β
As soon as Song Wenbin said this, the atmosphere became solemn.
"And what are you going to do?" Director Bowley asked.
Song Wenbin looked at another herd of cows in the distance, couldn't help but roll his eyes, came up with an idea, and muttered to the crew members in a low voice.
......
After getting Song Wenbin's battle plan, the people of the program team went down to prepare, and soon, they built a small stage on the roof of a private house near the square, and set up a small microphone on the stage.
While the program team was setting up the stage on the side, Song Wenbin wrote a short text, and then asked Wei Ning to help translate the texts into English, and then, he took the text and found a translator in this small town.
Fortunately, India used to be a British colony, and the people here more or less know English, and in the end, Song Wenbin found an Indian supermarket owner in the local area and asked him to help translate the text in his hand into the local vernacular, and Song Wenbin turned the local quote into audio, stored it in the mobile phone, and studied it repeatedly.
This time, he studied very seriously.
At noon, the carnival of the festival was still going on, and there were even signs of intensifying, and everyone was ready, Song Wenbin avoided the crackling snow in the sky, hunched over and trembling from the house to the small platform on the roof.
It's closer to the frenzied snowy battlefield, where the rich smell of fermented feed mixed with the smell of excrement makes the heavenly spirit cover shiver.
But looking at the devout Indians who smeared the snow on their bodies, and watching them completely intoxicated and bathing in the sea of snow, Song Wenbin suddenly gave birth to great courage.
"Brothers, brothers, pause and listen to me!
β
Song Wenbin shouted with a loudspeaker, and he shouted in Indian soil. The sound was amplified by the loudspeakers arranged by the program team and fell into the ears of the revelers in the streets and squares.
The Indians playing in the snow heard the shouting, subconsciously stopped, and turned their heads to look at the man with a microphone on the roof not far away.
Nita, who was hiding from Niu Xue and didn't dare to approach, saw that Song Wenbin really ran up and started to speak to the Indians below, speaking in Indian vernacular, and couldn't help but be extremely happy, and shouted again and again in the distance: "Mr. Yan, come on!"
β
Song Wenbin saw those people looking over and said loudly: "I am a philanthropist!"
Today, I'm here to do charity!
β
The Indian who threw the bull snow looked at Song Wenbin, a little inexplicable, I don't know where this weird guy came from, and said that he was doing charity, what kind of charity is he doing? But anyway, this guy's speech is quite curious.
Song Wenbin said, took out a bottle of diluted iced black tea from behind him, held it high in his hand, and shouted: "I am a fan of Shenniu!"
Sacred cow! The holiest creature in the world!
Cow dew can make us live a long and healthy life!
β
After that, he opened the bottle of diluted iced black tea, and drank it all over his face.
Then, he threw away the bottle, grabbed the microphone, and shouted frantically: "It's a good holiday, how can you just throw snow!" Today, I'm going to invite everyone to drink cow dew!
β
As he spoke, several old-fashioned pickup trucks drove up on the street, and the body behind the pickup truck contained a heavy water tank, and in the water tank was a shaking yellow liquid, which was the fresh cow dew that the program team had collected at a high price from the surrounding farms in the morning.
"Come on!
Song Wenbin waved his hand and shouted: "Help the brothers!"
β
The Indians hired by the program team stood in the car body, holding water guns in the water town, and began to spray cow dew on the reveling crowd.
With the sunlight, the crystal clear yellow cow dew sprayed by, those reveling Indians were stained with festive liquid, they sniffled, opened their mouths to the sky, let the crystal rain fall into their mouths, after a little tasting, they immediately recognized the familiar taste, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up in unison, cheering, "Namasd!"
Namasd!
Namasd!
β
This is the Hindi word for greeting, and in less than a second of meeting, all the Indians present at the carnival recognized the great philanthropist standing on the roof, and they were excitedly and frantically bathed in the free cow dew provided to them by the philanthropist.
While frantically shouting, "Namasde!
Namasd!
Namasd!
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At the same time, he had to grab the snow from the ground and throw it at the big philanthropist on the roof, trying to share the joy with him.
Song Wenbin was scared, he could understand these people's habit of playing with snow, but he himself didn't have any special hobby for Niu Xue. was smashed again and again at the moment, but he couldn't help laughing: "Hahahaha~"
India is so happy.
However, unlike the happy philanthropist, Nita who watched from a distance was completely devoid of her previous excitement, and she was full of joy in anticipation of the foreign monk, hoping that he would stop this crazy farce. Outcome...... As a result, this guy not only did not stop it, but added fuel to the fire here, making these people who threw bulls and snow more and more crazy.
βyanοΌ What are you doing?
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Nita shouted with all her might.
However, her cries were drowned out by the voices of thousands of Indians in unison Namasde. Seeing that those compatriots became more and more fanatical under the influence of the cow dew, they drank the rain that fell from the sky, and washed their bodies in the crystal dew, Nita cried angrily.
"How can you do this, how can you do this!
How dare you play tricks on me like this!
She screamed and rushed to the roof not far away, trying to stop the crazy bunch, yelling, "Why are you all doing this to me!"
Why don't you listen to me!
β
She was greeted by a lump of brown material falling from the sky, and she was in the face.
Then Hylux drove over, and the Indians on it excitedly sprayed cow dew everywhere with a water hose, and by the way, Nita also sprayed a tube on her face, which was watered by snow and dew at the same time, and Nita screamed.
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In the screams, the excitement and beauty of the first meeting were all transformed into extreme hatred and anger at this moment.
"I hate you!
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I hate you!
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