23. All beings are equal

β€œyan!

I hate you!

”

Nita's screams were drowned out in the midst of the reveling Indians, and she couldn't make a splash.

Song Wenbin was smashed by Niu Xue on the roof, if this drags on any longer, I am afraid that even if he dodges today, he will not be able to escape Niu Xue's baptism.

However, at this moment, a whistle was heard not far away.

Someone was calling out to him.

"Disgusted!

”

Song Wenbin looked up and couldn't help but feel happy, "It's here!" ”

I saw a tall truck honking its horn from a distance, and Didu Didu was coming.

Photographer Wei Ning stood on the roof of the carriage and beckoned to him.

Because the truck was too large, people had to avoid it when it came over, and Song Wenbin on the roof got a chance to breathe, and as the truck drove through the sea of snow, he jumped hard, grabbed Wei Ning's arm, and jumped onto the roof of the truck.

On the roof of the truck, there was also a water tank, Wei Ning picked up the water pipe under the water tank and handed it to Song Wenbin.

After Song Wenbin took it, he sprayed it everywhere, and the cow dew fell, and the Indians below couldn't care about throwing the cow snow anymore, and they rushed up one after another, pilgrims gathered around the truck, and zombies stretched out their hands, eager for blessings from the gods.

Even Song Wenbin, who was accustomed to seeing strong winds and waves, was distracted for a while when facing the waiting scene, and the good guy looked at the hands stained with cow snow and the open mouth.

Is this really a human being who lives on the same planet as himself?

Due to a moment of distraction, Song Wenbin gave too much Niu Lu to one side of the person, but the person on the other side of the truck did not accept Niu Lu, and immediately patted the truck compartment dissatisfied.

"Disgusted, the other side!" Wei Ning reminded him.

Song Wenbin woke up suddenly, and said loudly in the local language he had just learned: "Brothers, don't rob it!"

All beings are equal! Everyone has a drink of cow dew!

”

While speaking, he also took the disposable paper cup from Wei Ning's hand and threw it around, those Indians in the snow took the paper cup that fell in the air, laughed and gave Song Wenbin a thumbs up, and said beautiful words that Song Wenbin couldn't understand.

Then, with snow-stained plastic cups, they lined up at the back of the truck, taking turns spilling the cow dew and drinking as if they were drinking some kind of pure Indian beer. While drinking them, he smacked his lips, gave a thumbs up, and nodded his head again and again.

】

Song Wenbin saw that they were drinking happily, and he felt happy.

But at this time, Wei Ning, who was holding a mobile phone and shooting indiscriminately, suddenly shouted nervously and loudly: "Tired! There's a strip coming from behind!

”

Song Wenbin was shocked when he heard this, and looked at Wei Ning's fingers, sure enough, he saw the flashing lights of a police car on the street not far away, and then thought of Nita Mohan's identity, he said that it was not good, this scene just now probably made the woman angry, but he was afraid that there would be no good fruit to eat if he stayed here again.

However, the occurrence of these things had long been expected by him, and he threw the water pipe in his hand, jumped to the back of the car, and shouted passionately.

"Heifer is coming!

”

He pulled open the guardrail of the truck, it turned out to be a cattle truck, the truck was full of heifers, and as soon as the door opened, a herd of cows rushed down from the truck guardrail excitedly.

In India, cow dew is in short supply in the market as an expensive health supplement. As a result, these heifers are fed with water in advance every day in search of maximizing profits. So, when these heifers got out of the car, they began to show themselves.

Seeing those rains, the Indians in the countless snowfields rushed over excitedly and shouted, because of the lack of containers, they bowed to the cow dew with their hands to drink, and some even put their heads under the joy and directly opened their mouths to catch the falling cow dew.

And the interaction of these people obviously makes other people very unhappy, because cow dew is a scarce resource, so if someone else is occupied, there is no drink. So they pushed and shoved the guy who had his head down, and even pressed him into the snow and beat him, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

Taking advantage of the chaos, the truck drove outside the square, Song Wenbin jumped off the truck, rushed to his little R in three steps and two steps, turned over and rode on the motorcycle, and shouted: "The wind is tight, brothers, withdraw!" ”

After that, he turned his head and rushed out on a motorcycle, and the film crew was also very clever, so they parked the car on the periphery early, and when they saw Song Wenbin coming, they started the car one after another and fled all the way along the potholed road.

In the distance, sirens blared.

The herd of cows moo.

The Indians rushed wildly.

Song Wenbin rode on the motorcycle, feeling the oncoming wind, and couldn't help laughing.

"Aha

Although, India is just too much fun.

More fun than any country he's ever been to.

However, he was reveling in the ultimate freedom and pleasure when suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a rapidly approaching black shadow. He instinctively accelerated, made a sharp turn, and dodged the dark shadow.

He dodged the shadow, but Helux, who had been filming him all along, couldn't, and with a loud bang, Helux was slammed, and the rear of the car was knocked out of the way, and it was thrown against the courtyard wall of the muddy house on the side.

Song Wenbin was startled, he braked sharply and fixed his eyes.

The black shadow is the big G that Nita is driving, and she actually drove the big G and bumped into it alive.

This made Song Wenbin's back cold, he couldn't imagine that if he hadn't dodged just now, he would have been hit like this, and with the small body of his motorcycle, he would have been seriously injured if he didn't die.

After crashing into the car.

Nita saw that she hadn't hit it, and pressed the car window, and Song Wenbin saw her in the car window, with a filthy face, and her expression was distorted and crying like a ghost.

"Are you crazy?" Song Wenbin asked loudly.

"Why!

Why!

I trust you so much!

Nita completely ignored Song Wenbin's question and screamed.

Song Wenbin ignored her, rode a motorcycle to Helux in the program team, and asked, "Is there anything wrong?" ”

"It's okay...... I just hit the rear of the car......"

The photographer in Hylux is also terrified, and if it hits the front of the car, God knows what will happen.

Song Wenbin looked at the police car that was getting closer and closer, and said, "If it's okay, leave quickly, don't get caught." ”

The photographer who drove did not dare to hesitate and stepped on the accelerator.

The unusually leathery Hylux burst out from under the front of the big G and sped off into the distance.

"Why are you doing this to me!

Why treat my country like this!

yan!

Answer me!

”

Nita frantically questioned Song Wenbin, while questioning that she had to press the horn of the big g.

But for such a guy who almost killed himself just now, Song Wenbin didn't even owe a second look.

Little R let out a roar and rushed out, in this chaotic street, the motorcycle was obviously much more convenient than Nita's big G, and soon, he broke out of the encirclement, leaving Big G far behind.

"I hate you!

i hate you!

”

Nita scolded in Chinese, but it was not enjoyable, and she had to scold again in English. The voice reached Song Wenbin's ears far away, from his left ear to his right ear, leaving no trace.

He doesn't care about modern India, what bullshit is the largest democracy, he doesn't care what is right or wrong, civilization is clean and filthy, he doesn't care if Nita likes him or hates him, these things are bullshit to him, worthless.

…….

…….

After the group ran for several hours, Song Wenbin and the film crew stopped the car in shock, and at this moment, they had moved away from the snowy town and came to an inaccessible suburban road.

The members of the film crew had to check the extent of the damage to the Hylux after the collision, and Song Wenbin had to wash off the stench on his body with water, although he had not drunk dew or played in the snow, but the rich molecules had stained every corner of his body.

He asked the photographer of the program group for a few bottles of mineral water, sat on the side of the road and began to wash his hair, at this time, Wei Ning ran to him with an uneasy face and asked worriedly: "Disgusted, let's run away like this, are you okay?" ”

"Whoa." Song Wenbin checked the mouth of Hailux's director Nunu on the side: "The leader asked me to find a way to come out, otherwise I wouldn't have to shoot, now that we are out, something happened, let him bear it." ”

As soon as Song Wenbin said this, Wei Ning put his mind at ease, and he said excitedly: "I'm tired!

You are really amazing!

The effect of this wave of shows is almost explosive!

It is not an exaggeration to say that this kind of scene can be said to be a world-class famous scene!

”

"Hmph." Song Wenbin stroked his wet hair, and said with some annoyance: "It's just that there is no live broadcast to shoot it, if the live broadcast is filmed, I don't know how many fans can be increased in this wave!" Damn brahmins!

”

At this time, Wei Ning smiled mysteriously: "No, you can't broadcast live, I can help you broadcast it." ”

Song Wenbin was stunned for a moment and asked, "You help me broadcast?" How can you help me broadcast? ”

Wei Ning took out his mobile phone from the car with a smile, put it in front of Song Wenbin, and said, "Look, I'm tired, the whole process will be broadcast live, and I won't pull it for a second." ”

Song Wenbin looked at it and saw a barrage densely packed with screens.

"Disgusted!

」

"Hahaha, disgusted!

」

"I didn't expect it!

」

"It's going to be discovered."

"It's over, disciples."

"It's you, disgusting."

"It's great just now~"

.......

Song Wenbin looked at the popularity of the live broadcast, and there was actually 4w+

It is also among the best in the live broadcast of the entire D station.

However, these were not what shocked him, what shocked him was the familiar style of the anti-sky title in the live broadcast room.

"Big shock!

The disgust of the epic famous scene, the teacher's motorcycle, the outlaw of India, the feeding of the brahmin sister, and the snow!

』

Look at it again, the owner of the live broadcast room.

The chief disciple of the tired teacher.

Because he was too shocked, Song Wenbin opened his mouth and couldn't speak for a while.

Seeing Song Wenbin like this, the barrage burst out laughing.

"I'm sick of people, hahaha~"

"Aning has been found."

"The inner ghost is by my side"

……

Song Wenbin turned his head mechanically, looked at the smiling photographer, and muttered, "You kid...."

"It's me." Wei Ning smiled: "What's the matter, there is no confidentiality agreement in the contract of the second season, we can broadcast it casually, I know that you will be able to live a whole day today, so I have been helping you broadcast it." ”

Song Wenbin shouted loudly: "That's not the point, okay, the point is your ID, you are my chief disciple??? ”

"That's right, hee-hee, but this id was changed after I participated in the extraordinary journey, I didn't call this before, and then I saw you in Africa, I was stunned, I thought it must be providence, so I changed my name to the chief disciple, hehe~"

"Holy shit!

It's you kid!

”

Song Wenbin exclaimed in disbelief: "How much traffic do you just have for me!" I don't have 100,000 fans now, you have 130,000 fans!

”

He really didn't expect that the chief disciple would be Wei Ning, he really knows people and faces, this guy, the titles he gave are simply outrageous.

"I'm tired of you not broadcasting at station d before, I've been cutting your videos for many years to get these fans, if you don't get blocked, you will definitely have 2 million fans now." Wei Ning rationally helped him analyze.

"Stinky boy, how many fans did you just make?!" Song Wenbin asked loudly.

Wei Ning looked at it and said with a smile, "It's gone up by more than 5,000, and now it's 140,000." ”

Song Wenbin's stomach hurt when he heard the sourness, and he said angrily: "What's the next gram, I really don't have a card." ”

After that, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and open the live broadcast room.

Suddenly, there were more than 10,000 people in the live broadcast room on Wei Ning's side.

A large number of people came to his live broadcast room because of the effect of the show just now.

"I'm disgusted, this wave is so beautiful."

"It's really disgusting with teachers, and no one can beat the whole job."

"The Indian special is sure to explode in the ratings"

"I can't wait to see what the show will see."

Song Wenbin saw the barrage, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Brothers, I really don't want to work, I am forced to be helpless." ”

"Forced by the Brahmins."

"What Shudra"

"Disgusting, little sister Brahman, you threw it like that."

"Hey, the powder is turning black. It's a pity, I finally get tired of having a female fan."

"Throw it away, throw it away, you think it's a good guy, it's very annoying."

"I have to be tired of the teacher."

"That brahmin is very annoying, and he hits the teacher with a car, and he deserves to be pinched."

Song Wenbin laughed and said to the barrage: "Brothers, are you relieved this wave, even if I die on the journey, I will not become a slave of a woman." ”

Hearing Song Wenbin say this, the barrage was greatly useful.

Suddenly, a skyscraper lit up.

Under the skyscrapers, all kinds of small gifts are swiped.

The sound of the captain and admiral boarding the ship was even more relentless.

There are also many people who have paid attention.

The popularity instantly surpassed the live broadcast room on the chief disciple's side, and soared on the live broadcast list.

Looking at his visible growth of fans, Song Wenbin felt a lot more comfortable, he thought to himself that as long as Liu Yong could be found in this wave, it would not be a problem for them to rise by 100,000 fans overnight!

Finally, after this wave of gift frenzy is over.

A barrage asked, "What about Huo Yu and Sutina? Why haven't I seen them all this time?"

Thinking about this question, this question is also the focus of many people's attention, and when someone asked like this, the barrage asked about the whereabouts of Huo Yu and Sutina.

Song Wenbin looked at the barrage, he was also very confused, to be honest, he didn't know where Huo Yu and Su Tina had gone, he had let them go first, but he was afraid that he was now 1,000 kilometers ahead of him.

Thinking of this, Song Wenbin couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

Although he escaped imprisonment, he also offended a Brahmin and fell far behind his colleagues, and he had already lost more than he won on this trip to India.