306 It's hard
"Well, actually, I want to speak, but Chubby Orange, you won't give me a chance to speak at all, okay?" The host on the side said helplessly, can he not be the host to come over and control the scene? The problem is that the little fat orange jumped up and down directly, and he didn't give him a chance at all.
And the other party is a tiger, he is just an ordinary human, what can he do?
"Really? I'll leave it to you now, and you can do it. When Cheng Hao heard this, he immediately jumped from behind Xia Bingyu.
The other party said that there was no chance, so now he can give the opportunity. The other party has to hold it firmly.
"Good...... Good. "The host is a little crying and laughing, he has been the host for so many years, and he was taught by a tiger?
"Okay, you little villain, don't make a mess, let professional people do the professional business." Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's little ear and said, and walked towards the back.
"Whoa~ (Got it, got it.) Cheng Hao, who was pinched by his ears, muttered, and leaned his whole body next to Sister Hong'er.
lest the spectators in the audience see this scene.
You must know that he is a big star, he can't be embarrassed like this.
"You little villain, hurry up and stand up, you want to squash your sister, don't you? You're such a heavy little guy, my sister can't hold it. Feeling the weight coming from her hand, Sister Hong'er hurriedly spoke.
"Wow~ (Sister, you let go of the hand holding my ear first, and then I'll step aside.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, and my sister didn't let go of her hand. Then the way he was pinched by the ear, wouldn't it be seen by others?
"Okay, you badass." Sister Hong'er scolded when she heard this, so she let go of her hand.
Cheng Hao skimmed his head, but he ate a big chestnut with his backhand.
"Whoa~ (Sister, you don't talk about martial arts, you engage in sneak attacks.) Cheng Hao, who had been smacked, said loudly.
"Who made you dare to threaten your sister? It's just for you to remember. Sister Hong'er said, and walked to the lounge behind the stage.
After Cheng Hao saw it, he immediately chased after him.
"Don't run, little fat orange, what are you running in? Hurry up and come out. ”
"yes, you didn't even sing a song, little fat orange."
When the fans in the audience saw it, they stood up and shouted one by one.
But Cheng Hao, who had already run into the lounge, didn't pay attention to them at all.
Leaving a big tail, he slowly burrowed into the door, and finally disappeared from everyone's sight.
"Whew~ (They are so annoying, they keep asking me to sing to them, they just give this money and always want to listen to singing, where is it so easy?) Cheng Hao, who walked up to Sister Hong'er, muttered a book.
These people only paid this little money, and they still want to listen to so many songs? Do they really think that they are paying gold? Even if it's gold, it doesn't have so many requirements from them.
"There's no way around it, whoever lets it come is your fan, just bear with it." Sister Hong'er touched Cheng Hao's head and said, what can I do? I can only endure it, who let all the fans come?
"Whew~ (I'm annoyed, I'm annoyed.) Cheng Hao, who was lying on the chair, said with his feet facing the sky.
"Alright, don't bother." Sister Hong'er stroked Cheng Hao's white belly and said, "Isn't it already in now?" Leave that alone and let the host take care of the rest. ”
"Whew~ (It's better to be like this.) Cheng Hao replied, his tail wrapped around Sister Hong'er's hand and pulled it up: "Whoa~ (Here and here, the elbow socket is a little itchy.) )”
"Got it, you're a little villain." When Sister Hong'er heard this, she didn't have a good airway. He scratched Cheng Hao's elbow socket with both hands.
"Wow~ (It's so comfortable.) Cheng Hao, who was lying down, said happily, his big paws shaking.
That's the kind of service you should enjoy.
"You're comfortable, my sister's hands are tired." Sister Hong'er said angrily.
This little villain is so comfortable, she's almost exhausted.
"Whoa~ (Believe in yourself, sister, you can definitely do it, come on!) Cheng Hao cheered up, and he received a chestnut on his head.
Suddenly, he didn't dare to make a sound.
"What are you saying here again? Sister will reward you with a few more. Sister Hong'er said, and grabbed Cheng Hao's elbow socket vigorously.
"How is the construction of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain? Is it in use now? "Inside the evolutionary department of Hongtashan City, the commander looked at Xu Lele who walked in and asked.
"Report to the commander, it's already in use, except for a little bit of a breeder, there's nothing wrong with it." Xu Lele, who seemed to have climbed into a cotton nest, spoke.
"That's good." The commander nodded when he heard this, and after raising his head, the whole person was stunned and said, "Where are you rolling around, why do you have so much hair?" ”
"Isn't it the big sheep and the dogs in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain?" Xu Lele pulled the dog hair on his body and said, "I don't know where the dean recruited a group of earth-wrapped gold, big yellow dogs. ”
"As soon as I passed, I was surrounded by them, and the key is that the sheep are still having fun, and I met them now moulting, so I became like this."
Obviously, he was going to pet the cute little chubby orange, but he was told by the director that the little chubby orange was going to participate in the offline show, and she just wanted to leave, and the group of dogs rushed up directly.
Looking at the chubby iron-clad gold, she was ready to stroke the dog's head. To make up for the shortcomings of not being able to record Chubby Orange this time, it backfired, and she was stroked by the dogs.
"Really? Maybe it's the stray animals that have been planted in the shelter recently, right? After hearing this, the commander couldn't help but laugh and said, "You can go find the bird spider to help." His abilities should be able to handle you're. ”
Hearing this, Chen Min shrugged his shoulders and said:
"Forget it, I don't like others touching me, I'll go to Sister Chen. Ask her to put some static electricity on my clothes. ”
"I don't believe in these dog hairs, and I don't put them up obediently."
The most annoying thing for her now is that these hairs are stuck to her clothes and can't get them off, but what if the dog hairs stand up like the hair? That's different.
"Okay, then you can do it." The commander said with a smile, and Xu Lele left with a dog hair suit.
And after the other party left, another team member came in, but behind him was a little boy with eight tentacles.
"Report to the Commander, there's another mutant in the city." The team member opened his mouth to report, but the little boy behind him didn't panic at all, just looked around and said, "This is the evolutionary department, it doesn't look like it's powerful, it's similar to my school?" ”
"Anyway, uncle, what are you bringing me here for? I'm going to perform eight knives for my classmates? ”
As soon as the team members heard this, they immediately couldn't help it:
"You bear child, don't call me uncle, I'm only in my twenties, and I'm only a dozen years older than you, I'm not so old, okay?"
"Besides, you've just become a mutant, and you'll need some testing before you can get back on campus."
He is a good young man who doesn't even have a wife, and he is called uncle by an eight or nine-year-old bear child, is he so old?
"Really? I can't see it. The boy held his chin and said, "I don't think I need to do any testing, I feel that I am in very good shape now, I used to be annoying to write my homework, but now I have eight more handwritten homework much faster." ”
"And how cool are those arms?"
"Well, you didn't feel any other discomfort? For example, the gaze of the people around you? The commander asked, but he didn't expect this bear child to have such a novel idea.
Things that others can't avoid, they think are cool when they come to him.
"What does it matter to me what other people's eyes do? Are they jealous that they can't get it? The boy said proudly, what does it mean to be like everyone else? It has to be unconventional to have characteristics, okay?
And these eight big tentacles grow on himself, he feels very comfortable, and can help him solve a lot of problems.
For example, he is now one person for eight people.
His parents no longer dared to point fingers at him, his classmates had to look at him with envy, and the teacher didn't dare to put on small shoes for him.
That's how powerful he is when he has eight arms, and he can already imagine himself like a hero from the comics.
"Commander, I think this kid may have been scrapped." After listening to this, the team members on the side couldn't help but widen their eyes.
"It's a bit of a scrap." The commander nodded when he heard this, and looked at the boy who was talking: "I know what you mean, then do you want to become stronger, the power you have now is only the tip of the iceberg." ”
"It's still very far from your dream, if you want to be a great hero, you need to at least have the power to protect your companions and yourself, right?"
"So you're going to recruit me, aren't you? So how much money are you going to give me, what kind of treatment, is there five insurances and one housing fund, 9 to 5, right? ”
"Besides, if you hire me like this, is it considered child labor?" The boy here spoke.
When the commander heard this, he couldn't help but say with black lines on his head:
"First of all, we will train you, not make you work. Secondly, this is solicitation, not recruitment. ”
"I also want you to understand one thing wrong, that is, we don't have to give you money, you have to give us money, and we teach you to become stronger, you have to pay tuition."
What did this unlucky kid learn? Is that how parents teach their children now?
It's better to let them watch a little less short videos, and take them to work in the fields more, okay?
When he was his age, he remembered that he had to fetch firewood. Where are these little ones so blessed?
"Well, why do I have to pay? I'm a very strong mutant. The boy was stunned and said, this is a little different from what he imagined, why is this happening? It's not like this in the comics.
A hero like him should use all resources to train him for free.
"I know you're a strong mutant, but we have stronger ones on our side." The team member on the side spoke, pulled the little boy and walked to the window on the other side, opened the curtain and pointed down and said, "You take a good look for yourself, and then come and tell me, you are very strong." ”
"Huh? What's there to see? The boy leaned over to him, and his eyes widened.
On the huge training ground, many players are training.
Someone faces more than a dozen baseball machines at the same time, but can knock all the balls away without dropping a single ball.
Someone has a drop of water in his hand, but he can transform it into all sorts of shapes in his hand.
There are also people who are more than four meters high with a slight jump.
"How? Bub. And that's just the tip of the iceberg in our department, and they're only the weakest evolutionaries in the department. ”
"There are a lot of mutants like you, but they're very perverted when they're trained, so do you want to take a look?"
Seeing the team members here, they said with a smile, very satisfied with the other party's stunned expression? If you don't show the other person, the other person will never know how weak you are.
"Forget it, I already know I'm weak, don't let me look at it." The boy shook his head and said, the starting point of the mutants is much higher than that of the evolutionaries, and these people outside are the weakest and so powerful, so if you see those mutants? He was afraid that he would be blown away.
"It's good to know, so you need to learn to know? As long as each mutant can play to his or her strengths to the extreme, he or she will become a figure that shocks the whole world. The commander touched the boy's head and said, "And all you need to do is step by step." ”
"Uh-huh, I see." The boy nodded his head and said that he would definitely become the strongest mutant.
"That's fine, you can follow him to the personnel registration. When the time comes, he'll take you to places where you're getting stronger. The commander said.
"Really? Then let's go quickly. The boy said.
"Okay, let's go." The team spoke, and the boy walked downstairs.
The remaining commander was in the office with a sad face: "Is it true that even children at this stage have mutated?" It looks like there will be more and more mutated creatures in this world. ”
The appearance of mutated animals and plants is not terrible, but the terrible thing is that more and more ordinary people will also become mutants, and if this trend continues, the mutants may surpass the evolutionaries.
The only good news now is that these mutants and evolutionaries are the most powerful, and they are not beyond the range of thermal weapons.
Otherwise, if this trend continues, it is only a matter of time before human civilization is changed.
"Whew~ (Why is there no sound outside?) Could it be that the event is now over? Cheng Hao, who woke up from his sleep, muttered and opened his eyes.
Then he saw that he was surrounded by people, and his paws were being touched.
"Well, I didn't say a word, I swear to God that I was quiet, but that's how Chubby Orange woke up." The fan who tiptoed like a thief spoke.
He listened to Miss Breeder. tiptoeing to touch the little fat orange.
But the little fat orange woke up like this, it really has nothing to do with him, don't look at him with eyes that want to kill him.
"It's okay, it's okay, let's go on." When Sister Hong'er heard this, she walked in front of Cheng Hao. Reaching out and closing the big eyeballs that opened it again: "Little orange, you are in a dream now." Keep sleeping, everything is fake outside. ”
"Sleep, sleep, fatty."
(End of chapter)