307 If you seize the opportunity, you have to run away
"Wow~ (Although I'm not a human, but sister, you're a real dog, do you have the word fool written on my head?) Who do you think you have fooled with this trick? Cheng Hao, who was covered with his eyes, said, his tail wrapped around Sister Hong'er's waist. He lifted the other party up.
In an instant, the whole world brightened up, and my sister actually used dirty means to deceive the kind tiger, which was really hateful.
"You little scoundrel, put me down, do you hear me? Otherwise, my sister will beat you up hard at that time. Sister Hong'er, who was lifted up, spoke.
Didn't this little villain see that there were so many people here? still lifted her so high, this is to make a fool of her in public, isn't it?
"Whoa~ (Don't worry about this matter first, why are you still leaning on it?) I said I didn't touch it, and I went back all of them. Seeing the people who were still queuing, Cheng Hao said angrily.
With a slight wave of the big claw, everyone immediately rose from the ground.
"I'm flying, have I become an evolutionary?" Feeling the disappearance of the body, someone couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised.
Could it be that what he thought about day and night has finally become a reality today?
"Do you think such an unrealistic thing is possible?"
"yes, you don't think you have what it takes to lift all of us into heaven, do you?"
Hearing this, the crowd on the side asked.
What kind of dreams are the other party putting on here, they are obviously able to get it up, okay? It's not evolution at all.
"Huh?" The person who had just opened the leak couldn't help but be disappointed when he heard it.
"Whew~ (Give me all back to my seat, what are you going to do when you have nothing to do?) Just as they spoke, Cheng Hao's paws turned, and all the people floated towards their seats.
"Don't, don't, I finally got to the front, don't send me back." Seeing that it was about to be his turn to be a fan, he shouted in despair, it was about to be him, and he went back again, so he didn't play with him like this.
"yes, yes, it's almost my turn." After his voice fell, other voices came from the side.
"Wow~ (Can you stop daydreaming, obediently go back to where you should go, and don't trouble me, you know?) I didn't say I'd touch your paws. Cheng Hao rolled his eyes and said.
Do these guys want to touch him without his consent? It's so well thought out.
It's better for them to honestly go to the side and think about it, and stop thinking about these unpractical things.
"They had so much fun, and I wanted to go too. Woo woo woo~"
"Yes, yes, you see how happy they are flying in the sky, it's just envious."
"Who's to say it isn't? It's a free spacewalk. ”
The camera placed on the ground to record this scene made the people who watched the live broadcast of the offline event envious to death.
Not only can they touch the little fat orange, but they can also feel the feeling of space, which is a lot of money.
It's a pity that they didn't grab the ticket, otherwise they would have to go offline to experience anything.
"Sit down obediently, don't jump up and down, you know? Sing me a song to you that listens to your mother. ”
Looking at the people who were chattering a little harshly, Cheng Hao. This time, a line of words appeared in the air.
These people are not honest, they don't listen to their mothers at all, they have to stop for a while.
"Chubby Orange is singing a new song again? Then let's hurry up and do it, don't disturb Chubby Orange. ”
"Yes, Chubby Orange, you said you were going to sing, and you said we wouldn't ask."
Seeing the big characters floating in the air, the fans said, and immediately sat down and prepared to listen to the song.
"You little scoundrel want to sing? How long are you going to hang my sister in the sky? Seeing this, Sister Hong'er asked.
"Wow~ (Yes, yes, I almost forgot about it.) When Cheng Hao heard this, he hurriedly put Sister Hong'er down. At the same time, he quickly took a small step back.
"Why are you little villain running so fast?" Sister Hong'er, who saw this scene, said, why did this little villain slip away so fast, you must know that her hand has not been stretched out yet.
"Whoa~ (I'm not a fool, sister, what are you going to do when you come down, don't I know yet?) )”
Cheng Hao said loudly, with the other party's temper, he must appreciate his two chestnuts, he still understands this kind of thing very well, so it is not wrong to fly a kite at an early distance.
"Then do you know that you can't escape from the first year of junior high school, and you can't escape from fifteen?" Sister Hong'er said, is this little villain still very experienced? But don't think it's useful to escape for a while.
"Wow~ (I know, so I didn't plan to escape fifteen.) I can run away for as long as I can, sister, don't get close, okay? Cheng Hao said, looking at Sister Hong'er's approaching steps and spoke.
Sister just talk, don't get so close to him.
"Of course not, my sister is going to beat you." Sister Hong'er squinted her eyes and said.
"Whoa~ (Then sister, you have to pay attention to your image, now there are tens of thousands of people watching you here, sister, you don't want to be seen your ugly appearance, right?) Cheng Hao reminded when he heard this, what he pays attention to is that if the enemy advances, I retreat, and when the enemy retreats, I will retreat, that is, I will not contact Sister Hong'er to meet.
"Damn! Sister will settle accounts with you little bastard later, you dare to say that your sister is ugly. Sister Hong'er, who heard this, scolded.
"Whoa~ (No, no, my sister is beautiful, I just said it wrong.) Sister, don't take it to heart. Cheng Hao hurriedly said after hearing this.
"Do you think it's possible? Will my sister believe your? Sister Hong'er squinted her eyes and said.
"Whoa~ (Don't say it, don't say it, sing, it's time for us to sing.) Sister. When Cheng Hao heard this, he immediately withdrew from the topic. Began to shake his head:
"Wow~ (Children, do you have many question marks?) Why is it that while other people are reading comics, I am learning to draw and talk to the piano, and others are playing games...... )”
"Huh? It's a different kind of Geye, and the talent of the little fat orange is really high. Did you say that Chubby Orange sang a lot of songs and didn't release them? ”
"It's very likely, I don't think this time I forced him? He might not even want to give us a good song. ”
"Really? That little chubby orange is too bad, obviously my brother has written it, but he doesn't want to sing, he is a bad cat. ”
The crowd listening to the song said as they looked at the stage.
This song really doesn't sound like Chubby Orange's style, and I don't know how long Chubby Orange has hidden this song? Obviously, I've written a good song, but I just don't release it, and the little fat orange is too patient.
"The little villain now knows how to listen to the nurse, does he? Even if you admit defeat, I'll still have to beat you up when I should beat you up. Sister Hong'er, who was singing, thought to herself, this little villain must not want to be beaten before releasing the lyrics, otherwise where would he be so honest? But even if he is released, he will not want to fall when the time comes, she will not be merciful.
"Whew~ (The situation is not good.) Cheng Hao, who was humming a song, looked at the smile on the corner of Sister Hong'er's mouth. I couldn't help but panic a little.
My sister is smiling so happily, there must be no good thing, most likely he is going to be unlucky. Somehow must be found to avoid this.
And the question is, what should be done?
"Bang Bang"
"Bang Bang"
Just then, a series of explosions were heard outside, which quickly interrupted the music inside the gymnasium.
Suddenly, the fans who had woken up from the music muttered:
"What's going on? What's going on out there? Are you taking electric mosquitoes to swatt electric mosquitoes? ”
"Probably not, whose mosquitoes have such a loud sound, they have all spread to the gymnasium."
"yes, I'm afraid it's about the size of a car."
"Don't panic, everyone, Benhu goes out and has a look, you guys stay here well." Cheng Hao, who heard this, waved his paw.
I rushed out directly, just because I wanted to fall asleep and come to the pillow, now is a good time to run.
"Don't run around you little villain, it's not clear what's going on outside?" Sister Hong'er immediately chased after her when she heard this.
"Sudden Rush"
"Bang Bang"
"This is the first team in the air, and it is intercepting mutant birds, and three have been killed so far. Rest assured, the base will be able to dispose of them all in no time. "In the sky of Starlight City, inside the fighter planes, the pilot is reporting.
"Hurry up and dispose of them and don't disturb the normal life of the citizens. Don't disturb Chubby Orange's concert. ”
The commander in charge of the evolutionary department looked at the live broadcast room, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, it looks like it's been disturbed, you can prepare to come back." ”
"Huh? Why go back? These birds haven't been processed yet. Commander. When the team members heard this, they were stunned and said.
These birds are very ferocious, and they have a fight with the zombie birds in the zombie movie, if they don't intercept them? The citizens are about to suffer.
"Because Chubby Orange came out." The commander spoke, and the team members heard a "whooshing" sound in their ears, and then the mutated birds that flew down one by one like dumplings.
"This?" The team members who saw this scene couldn't help but be stunned, what the hell is going on? They don't seem to have hit yet, so why do these birds keep falling?
"Tachibana, what's going on?" Sister Hong'er, who ran out, asked after seeing the falling bird.
"Whoa~ (It seems that a mutated bird flew in, and the fighter was killing them, so I helped out.) Cheng Hao replied, his tail curled up with a handful of sand and continued to look into the sky, to see where there were any fish that had slipped through the net, hunting birds or something? He liked it the most.
"Really? Little Tachibana is awesome. After hearing this, Sister Hong'er praised her. came to Cheng Hao's side.
"Whoa~whoa~ (Of course, does this need to be said?) Who doesn't know I'm great? Cheng Hao, who was praised, was a little fluttery, and his mouth was unconsciously curled. I almost wrote one or two words directly on my face, and I didn't notice that Sister Hong'er had raised her fist and aimed it at his head.
"Although you did a good job and did a great job, you still have to learn a lesson." Sister Hong'er listened to the crisp sound of her brain and spoke.
"Whoa~ (This one who fled from east to west still hasn't escaped, this is fate.) Cheng Hao, who had been beaten, muttered.
"My sister lied and the disobedient cat is going to eat big chestnuts, see if you dare to make a claim next time?" Sister Hong'er said proudly, looking at the mutant bird that fell from the sky and said, "You little villain go over and take a look at what is going on with him, is he still alive?" ”
"Whew~ (Why should I go up?) It's all over the ground, and what if it gets my blood in the end? Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, he is a tiger who loves cleanliness, so he will not walk in such a dirty place, you must know that he just took a bath last night.
"If you want to go, don't be verbose. What are you afraid of when you're so strong? What if he hadn't died and hurt the others? Sister Hong'er patted Cheng Hao's ass when she heard this and urged, why is this little villain so verbose? There is not the slightest hint of apex predator.
"Whoa~ (Is the tiger's life also a good fate?) Cheng Hao, who was being pushed, muttered, and walked cautiously towards the front.
My sister's style suddenly reminded him of those who held cat's paws and let cats touch the corpses of insects.
"How? Little badass. Is this mutated bird dead? Looking at Cheng Hao over, Sister Hong'er opened her mouth and shouted.
"Wow~ (It's dead, I don't think it can even climb up.) Like an orange balloon, Cheng Hao, who floated more than a meter high, replied.
Lifting his paws and resting for more than a meter with a gentle press, the mutant bird carcass below.
With a "pop", it exploded directly.
Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er said helplessly: "Okay, my sister knows that it is almost dead." We'll have to go back and keep singing. ”
"Wow~ (Why do you want to go back?) Hearing this, Cheng Hao tilted his head, looked at the team members who rushed over this side and said, "Whoa~ (Wouldn't it be better for us to run away?) Sister. There is such a good excuse that cannot be wasted. )”
"Whew~ (I'm really fed up with staying inside.) )”
"Huh? Are you going to release the fandom pigeons? Sister Hong'er was stunned when she heard this.
"It's strange, why hasn't Chubby Orange come back yet? Where did Chubby Orange go? ”
"Yes, Chubby Orange is too curious. Host: Go find a little chubby orange. ”
Everyone in the gymnasium waited for a long time, and found that there was still no plush figure on the stage. I couldn't help shouting anxiously.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we just received news that Chubby Orange is helping to deal with the mutant birds that have entered Starlight City."
"So I can't come here for the time being, so we can only go here for this offline event." The host, who put away his mobile phone, said stubbornly.
"What? Chubby Orange isn't coming back, is he? And to run to help deal with mutant birds? The efficiency of the Xinghui City Evolutionary Department is too low, why do you want our little fat orange to do it? ”
"Yes, our Chubby Bureau is so busy, and we still need our Chubby Tangerine to help, and we won't pay our Chubby Tangerine's salary."
"It's just that it's so hateful."
Hearing the audience here scolding, he got up and prepared to leave.
The little fat orange has run away, and then stays here to drink the northwest wind. They better go home early and calm down.
(End of chapter)