Chapter 6, Salted Fish Opening
To be honest, Li Jiaojiao doesn't understand these humans very much, why do you look at him like a monkey?
Whenever he looked up and looked at them very ignorantly, a group of little girls among them instantly coaxed, listening carefully to praise her for her good looks and cuteness, this ......
Li Jiaojiao said that I am cute?
Please, I'm fierce, the old phoenix in Wutong Mountain, she is a punch, but when she gave food to a girl today, she found that this girl had a fierce face and a ghost behind her, and then looked at the pendant around her neck, Li Jiaojiao instantly understood what the reason was, and the little girl beside him always couldn't help but ask her for contact information, so she called out to the little girl just now, gave her her contact information and said: "Sister, if you encounter anything, you can contact me with this contact information, Don't worry, I'm here 24 hours a day. ”
As he spoke, he showed a sweet smile again, and the little girl with a particularly bad complexion was blushed by Sister Li's smile, and the young people around her cast envious and sour expressions.
When it was time to get off work, the leader suddenly came to check, the leader was called Wuchang, Li Jiaojiao, looking at Wuchang's complexion, he was a person with deep fortune, but unfortunately there was a catastrophe in his fate, so when Wuchang was about to leave, he grabbed him and said: "Leader, I have a hexagram to give you, within three days, you will have a bloody disaster, you take this peace blessing, you can keep you safe three times, if you believe it, you will take it, if you don't believe it, you will be a joke when I am talking." ”
And Li Jiaojiao looked at Wuchang with a serious face, and Wuchang had heard that Li Jiaojiao was really a good person, so he accepted it.
When it was time to get off work in the evening, Wuchang drove home as usual, but there was a rear-end collision on the highway, and the distance of the rear-end accident was only a finger's width apart, otherwise he would have been hit and killed.
At that time, Wuchang took a big jump, and he was going to take out the paper from his pocket, but he took out the amulet sent by Li Jiaojiao, and the amulet suddenly burned a corner for some reason, and the original triangular amulet became two corners.
Immediately after, 120, 110 and 190 came one after another, listening to the miscellaneous sounds, with heavy casualties,
Listening to the big brother in front of him, it seems that there are two dead, and this time Wuchang is completely convinced of the fact that Li Jiaojiao is a god man to Li Jiaojiao, and he can't help but express his admiration in his heart.
Then he went home and told his wife and children about this matter, the family looked at him, although distressed, but still a little unbelievable, his wife rarely said to him gently: "Lao Wu, have you been under too much pressure recently?" I'm tired, I really can't do it, let's go see a psychiatrist! ”
At that time, his wife and son heard him say this, and his expression seemed to think that you were making up some jokes, although the joy of the rest of his life after the catastrophe was very good, but this kind of superstitious thing, is it a little too.
But it was stronger than Wuchang to say so, so his wife said: "If there is really such a spirit, you now ask the little girl for a few more, of course, we can't ask for it in vain, the money is also taken, this peace charm, my sisters they go to the temple to ask for a light-opening mage, and they have to spend 4,000 yuan, give you 12,000, you are asking for three, tell you, don't steal flowers, otherwise I know by the old lady, do you see if I hammer you?" ”
The next day, Li Jiaojiao saw Wuchang's wrinkled smile, and after seeing her, the smile was brighter than a chrysanthemum, and said to Li Jiaojiao: "God, thank you for your talisman yesterday, if it weren't for your talisman, I am afraid that I would have died in that car accident yesterday." ”
Saying that, I couldn't help snot and tears, this whole thing, Li Jiaojiao can't be rectified, you say thank you, why are you still crying? I was confused.
Then Li Jiaojiao said tentatively: "Has your wife not slept well recently?" Always easy to be irritable and irritable, and then has it been a bad look lately? ”
Wu Chang was stunned, but now he was even more sure of the fact that Li Jiaojiao was a god, and hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, what you said is really accurate,
Li Jiaojiao thought for a while and said: "This is a soothing and sleep charm, you put them under your wife's pillow, they are valid for three months, if the effect is good, you can continue to use them, if the effect is not good, you can choose to throw them away." ”
At this time, Wuchang's admiration for Li Jiaojiao was that his expression had been refreshed to a new height, so he opened his mouth and said: "I really don't hide this matter from the gods, after I told my wife, I decided that you can ask for three more talismans?" You look at one 4,000, three are 12,000, do you think it's cash or WeChat transfer?"
Li Jiaojiao thought for a while and said, "Let's transfer money on WeChat!" ”
Wuchang didn't say a word, 12,000 turned over, I wanted to ask the price of the two Fuzhou, and then turn it around, but Li Jiaojiao said: "Give it to you, if you think the effect is good, then talk about it,"
At this time, Yao Chen, the dean of the medical school, came, and he heard that Li Jiaojiao would make a talisman that could keep him safe, so he was curious to find out if it was true or false.
He listened to what Wu Chang said there next to him, and felt that it made sense, so he asked Li Jiaojiao tentatively: "You are the Li Jiaojiao in the mouths of your classmates recently?" Hello, I'm Yao Chen, the dean of the School of Medicine, I heard that you can tell fortunes, I wonder if you can tell me a fortune? ”
And Li Jiaojiao observed Yao Chen's face for a while and said: "Have you been particularly unlucky recently, some things that should have been remembered very clearly were suddenly forgotten, the body was cold and painful, I always felt hungry but my weight has been thin, no matter how I use Chinese medicine or Western medicine?"
Yao Chen experienced the shock for the first time, but he didn't expect Li Jiaojiao to be so powerful and said, "So what? I can't cure myself, can you cure it? ”
Li Jiaojiao said in her heart, don't say that she can really do it, and then said: "You are not an ordinary disease, you are an evil spirit, is there a small copper tripod in the house recently, is it sent by a friend of yours, do you know that the little tripod is the way?" ”
Yao Chen: "Yes, yes, that's right, what does it matter?" ”
Li Jiaojiao said: "The relationship is big, that small copper tripod is not an ordinary ornament, but a container for raising ghosts, it is a thing that is yin to evil, it is a taboo in feng shui, under normal circumstances, ordinary people will die in less than three weeks, but your ancestors and you are very good, your ancestors have complete merits, you are the protection of Wenqu Xing, it is understandable to live until now, tonight I will go back with you to clean up the ghost tripod, this is a talisman, you put it away, and you can protect you three times when the time comes." ”
Among all the Taoism, Li Jiaojiao hates people who raise ghosts the most, because she believes that the ghost after death should return to where it should go, instead of letting people control it to become an invisible knife, if a person is forced and has not killed people, there is still salvation, Li Jiaojiao has never been merciful to the ghosts who have killed people, it is obvious that the ghost in the ghost raising ding is ferocious with human life, but in front of Li Jiaojiao, it is a little scum.
In the evening, Li Jiaojiao went to Yao Chen's house, and his wife had already heard that her husband had invited a god man, and he had already prepared wine and food, and Li Jiaojiao watched the Yao family's originally good feng shui being turned into this way, what a big hatred it must be.
Li Jiaojiao didn't eat first when she entered the house, but went straight to the topic of raising ghosts, if you want to get some people with legal status, you have to prepare a bunch of things in advance to set up the formation, but in the face of absolute strength, those are just shows, Li Jiaojiao just crushed it lightly, and the ghost howl came out of the ding, which made the whole room feel creepy.
Then there was no then, Li Jiaojiao said that she was too weak, she only used one-tenth of her strength, but she didn't expect to be crushed to death, it is better to raise a ghost in front of people, at least carry the beating, Li Jiaojiao said that she was very disgusted, and then posted a purification charm, and then walked out of the door, stood in the yard, pinched her fingers and thought about a downpour in an instant, and then said to Yao Chen: "There is no problem with this Ding, do you plan to keep him, or what's the matter?" You look at it yourself, I personally think that since there is a grudge, if you have the ability, you will deal with people on the spot, and those who procrastinate will only be killed by others, right? ”
After finishing the incident, Li Jiaojiao had a simple meal at Yao Chen's house and helped his family change the feng shui bureau.
At this time, Yao Chen's attitude towards Li Jiaojiao can be described as a 360-degree change, and he was a little skeptical at first, and now he completely worships and believes, in fact, he is a university dean, but after living for so many years, this kind of thing happened to him for the first time, but then he found the person who sent him Ding, and finally found the person who wanted to harm him, but he didn't expect it to be his assistant and vice president, this kid wanted to seek power and usurp the throne, and Yao Chen also picked up that kid died a lot of bad things, if you let this unworthy person be the dean, That student will have a miserable life in the future!
Then, a few days later, the vice president and his accomplices all went to prison to step on the sewing machine, and since then, the matter has come to an end.
And Li Jiaojiao returned to its salted fish routine, it's okay, to give students food, sometimes Yao Chen and Wuchang will come over to pat her on the back, after a long time, the deans of all faculties, including the president, know her, and some express disbelief, but Li Jiaojiao's calculation of the operation successfully convinced them,
In the middle, it was called to make a lot of extra money by selling charms, and the scattered totals had to be 200,000, and then I asked Wuchang if there was a suitable house? When Wuchang and the deans heard that Li Jiaojiao was going to move out, they were worried as if their children were leaving, and Po had a posture of crying, making trouble and hanging himself.
Later, Li Jiaojiao decided to buy a house to live in front of the school, and they felt a little relieved, but they still told her a lot, like a strange little girl! Living outside, don't open the door to strangers at will, call them when they are in danger, etc., obviously, they forgot about Li Jiaojiao's bare hands to catch ghosts, but really treat her as their own child, Li Jiaojiao has lived for so many years, and I can't help but feel a kind of moving to say it,
This reminded her of her parents before she crossed over, I wonder if she was good in that era? And now that she has lived for so long, the departure of that person is not a punishment for Li Jiaojiao? Living alone in this world, looking at the new life and the old falling, Li Jiaojiao finally understood the meaning of life, but she also had a task in this world, ah, it was she who prevented her stupid brother from coming out to make trouble, thinking about her brother who had never met and didn't know each other, she was angry, a face that was not beaten, and sooner or later he would blow his head up.