Chapter 7, Salted Fish Show

Soon, she finally found the house she wanted, but unfortunately she had to take out a loan, Li Jiaojiao never thought that she had only been down the mountain for a few months, and she had a mortgage of hundreds of thousands at a young age, but it was a top-floor duplex, Li Jiaojiao thought about it, well, it was quite cost-effective, not a loss.

You're going to live like that. Li Jiaojiao dreamed again last night, not the usual euphemistic and subtle prophetic dream, but in the form of anger, Lao Tiandao patted her head and said to her: "Get up, get up and do something!"

Sleep, sleep, sleep, you know to sleep every day, Lao Tzu is about to gag, if you don't get up to do something, your brother will come out to fuck you!

Think about Yunwu Mountain, think about these thousands of living beings, think about the person you want to find, wake up, get up and start a career!

Rise up and gather faith! Get up and accumulate merit, don't think that you are invincible with merit now, get up and study! Anyway, you're an ancient god too, roll up, roll up! ”

Li Jiaojiao's ears came from the ruthless roar of Tiandao, the conscience of heaven and earth, Li Jiajia opened her eyes and found that it was already three o'clock, today is the time of off-duty, the house belongs to the bag to move in, Li Jiaojiao does not care about the style of the house, there is floor heating to shelter from the wind and rain, the light is bright, and he is lying on the carpet of the thousand-year-old spirit fox skin taken out of the space at this time, covered with her favorite plush quilt, and the pillow is the pillow issued by the dormitory, and the roar heard in his ears, think about what Tiandao said, yes! There are thousands of sentient beings in the clouds, mountains and rivers, and that person, but who is that person? I seem to have forgotten him, he is so important, how could I forget him? Li Jiaojiao was silent for a while......

And the voice of Heavenly Dao could not be dispersed for a long time.

Li Jiaojiao thinks about it, let's have a career! Thinking about the way, an idea suddenly popped up in my head, I can live broadcast the hexagram, half of the money I earned will pay off the mortgage, and the other half will be donated, hey, what a smart little clever ghost, hehe~

Just do it, Li Jiaojiao downloaded the most popular magic sound software at that time, registered an account, and the ID was called Jiaojiao Fairy, at this time, suddenly a phone rang, Li Jiaojiao knew that the first one to open was coming.

The girl who called, that is, the girl with a pale face that day was called Ji Miaomiao, her father was a mineralizer, Li Jiaojiao calculated that he had a fate, and his reputation for fortune-telling at school had already spread, but because of the pressure of various leaders, the students didn't dare to say it.

And at this moment, Li Jiaojiao's live broadcast has begun, there is a sign next to him, solving puzzles and answering three thousand, and solving supernatural probability events at a time is 12,000, and at this moment, some people have already come to the live broadcast room, some are curious, and some simply just want to see what Li Jiaojiao looks like, after all, when Li Jiaojiao started to go to school, it caused a lot of sensation, and the hot searches for those two days were all her, just like that, Li Jiaojiao's live broadcast room was a lot more lively all of a sudden.

And Ji Miaomiao's voice on the phone was very trembling: "Please save me, there is a ghost who wants to kill me, woo woo." Li Jiaojiao's face sank suddenly, she never thought that this ghost was so anxious, I saw him holding a mobile phone device in his left hand, and a stroke of the void in his right hand, suddenly, the surrounding environment changed instantly, and Li Jiaojiao had arrived at Ji Miaomiao's location at this moment, this is an unfinished building, it was a sunny day in the afternoon, and it was gloomy and gloomy here, and after a while, Li Jiaojiao found Ji Miaomiao, and Jin Miaomiao looked at Li Jiaojiao, holding a live mobile phone in her hand, Li Jiaojiao probably explained to him what was going on, After Ji Miaomiao's consent, Li Jiaojiao used illusion to cover Ji Miaomiao's face, and the camera presented a very blurry outline.

Li Jiaojiao looked at Ji Miaomiao, and the pendant around her neck asked, "Where did you get this pendant?" ”

"It was sent by my father's friend, and I was specially instructed to let me hang it around my neck all the time and not be too far away from my side. After Ji Miaomiao explained this, she couldn't help crying again, and said, "Woo woo, I want to go home, petite fairy, it's so dark here, I'm so scared, can you hug me?" ”

Li Jiaojiao looked at Ji Miaomiao, snot and tears, although she was very disgusted, but after thinking about it, she hugged her, coaxed her like a child, and said: "Touch the hair, can't be scared, touch the back, be scared for a while, touch the neck, wake up, okay, okay, don't be scared, be obedient." ”

On the other hand, netizens in the live broadcast room commented:

Xiaoao Jianghu: "Family, this special effect is too realistic, right?" , with a flick of the hand, the brush suddenly becomes another scene of admiration and admiration"

Buddhist life: "Good fellow, is this true or false?" It looks like it should be a metaphysical fortune teller.,It looks like a person in the Dao.,It's estimated to be a great power.,Big guy, please accept the small knee first.。 ”

Taiyi Zhenren: "Nonsense, our honor is not your gang, you can be presumptuous at will, come on, honor the mighty, respect the powerful, I will raise the banner for the honor!" ”

Fairy Miaoqing: "What's wrong with Taiyi?" It's Zunshang, Zunshang has started a live broadcast, I'm going to pull the little rabbits from the division to watch the live broadcast of Zun to make Zun popular. ”

Eat melons and salted fish: "I didn't expect to see a Taoist priest on the Internet, but the matter of metaphysics is not spiritual?" I also want to do a hexagram. ”

Li Jiaojiao glanced at the comments casually, and said calmly: "We have to believe in science, and those things that science can't solve, we will solve them, eat melons and salted fish, I personally suggest that you go to do your homework now, otherwise your mother will quickly arrive at your room with a rolling pin in three minutes, and beat you up when she sees that you haven't done your homework." ”

The comment section burst into laughter.

Getting back to the point, Li Jiaojiao gave Ji Miaomiao a tranquilizer, calmed her emotions again, and took out a stack of talismans from her pocket and gave them to Ji Miaomiao, after all, there are a lot of things in this house, which is very difficult, and it looks like she is going to fight a wheel war with her.

At this time, Bai Jue jumped out of the space and asked Li Jiaojiao: "Your Excellency, do you want to hand over these little scum to me to clean up?" ”

Li Jiaojiao said: "No, you just protect the little girl, I haven't reached out for a long time, the last little ghost doesn't carry the beating, this time you must fight enough"

Saying that, rubbing her hands, she picked up a stick casually, only to see that the spiritual power in her hand condensed, and the gray stick in her hand instantly turned into a dragon spear, and that ghost is also a powerful ghost with a thousand years of cultivation, but only after two short moves, that and that ghost can't hold back, and Li Jiaojiao feels that she has finally found one that can fight, although she only used one percent of her strength, but this powerful ghost ghost cultivation is good, but unfortunately, there is human life in her hand, then she can only choose to "exceed" it today.

At this time, the Xuanmen disciples in the live broadcast room were stunned, they didn't expect the big guy to fight, and they could see it as a bunch of little scumbags, and it was 4K Blu-ray ultra-high-definition without blur, one of the senior brothers shouted excitedly: "Look at the spirit of the soldier, I was fortunate to have seen it when I followed my master to fight against a hundred-year-old ghost, and after using that trick, I waited for my master to be ill since then, and just three years ago, my old man drove to the west." ”

And at this moment, Li Jiaojiao had just finished solving the ghost, but she never expected that the souls of many dead children suddenly floated out of the ground, and they had too many complaints, so Li Jiaojiao rose into the air, drew a circle, and circled the ghosts of those children, after all, children should be neat and tidy when they go to kindergarten, what is noisy and unruly? Then calmly recited the spell of transcendence,

Li Jiaojiao probably glanced at it, good guy, there must be thirty or forty children, so she calmly took out the next purification dew of the jade net bottle, dipped the willow branch of the spiritual dew and sprinkled it gently, holding the trick in her left hand to summon the rain, holding the jade net bottle in her right hand, chanting a superordinate spell, and the children below have changed from a small group of black and dark to a small group of white Yingying, at this time, the door of the underworld opened from below, black and white impermanence, the two ghosts almost rushed a group of children with a helpless face, turned back and bowed respectfully to Li Jiaojiao: "Thank you God, God has worked hard." , these little ghosts, we will find a good home for them when the time comes. ”

Li Jiaojiao waved her hand calmly and said, "That's okay, you can retreat." ”

Then he calmly glanced back at Ji Miaomiao, and then showed a gentle smile: "Classmate Miaomiao, don't panic, the matter has been resolved, I have already explained to you just now, what am I doing, you see, this reward ......"

And Li Jiaojiao's smile was more or less like slaughtering a sheep, Ji Miaomiao didn't have any hesitation at that time, 12,000 was transferred directly, and then hugged Li Jiaojiao crying, Li Jiaojiao saw that the child's legs were frightened, thought about it, waved her right hand, only to see the scene change, and calmly sent Ji Miaomiao home.

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room has exploded.

There is a lot of gossip, but the one that eats melons and salted fish is the worst one, according to later everyone described, the child did not do his homework because he played with his mobile phone, and was really beaten by her mother with a rolling pin, it is said that the rolling pins are discounted, and continue to beat it, it is really not miserable, although I don't want to laugh, but I can't help it, hahahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia.

And the reward in the live broadcast room has broken nearly 2 million, the back and forth harvest, excluding tax deductions, etc., there must be more than 1 million, Li Jiaojiao left a fraction of two or three hundred thousand, and the rest was all donated to poor mountainous areas in front of the camera, and some public welfare aid websites,

The picture returned to Li Jiaojiao's home, and then began to draw people, Li Jiaojiao said to the camera: "Today's first live broadcast, answer questions, ask what you want to ask, and I will randomly select ten people to solve one-on-one, your personal problems, each time the cost is three thousand, if you encounter a problem that cannot be solved with science, then you can come to me, one thousand at a time, do not accept bargaining." ”

Li Jiaojiao rolled her eyes and looked at the barrage on the screen, and suddenly said: "Congratulations to netizens for not loving anymore, please go offline,"

Li Jiaojiao called out to the teenager in time, and the teenager at this time was decadent, looking around and his mobile phone, the surroundings were very quiet, but the mobile phone didn't know when it entered a live broadcast room, and he was going to quit the live broadcast room, and then continue to jump down from upstairs, who knew that the anchor in the live broadcast room directly called out his name: "Mu Sichen, because of some secular blows, he has since broken the rest of his life, as for it?"

Don't you think it's strange that you've been wronged in the past few months? Isn't it bizarre?

And if you don't jump off the building, it's easy to die and become a vegetative person, wouldn't it be more humiliating to live like that when the time comes?

Have you ever thought about your parents and your sister?

Your parents are about to turn over half a hundred and almost 50 years old this year, how old is your sister this year?

She's only eight years old this year, can you bear to let her become a class in the future because you become a little girl who has no brother to protect? ”

Mu Sichen was a little moved, but he thought about it, what he had happened to in the past few months, how could a person with such good grades suddenly regress in a Waterloo-like way? And he got a girlfriend and gave him green,

And those solid knowledge that was clearly remembered in his mind suddenly seemed to be gone all of a sudden, and he was particularly unlucky, and he instantly felt that it was really boring to live in this world.

For the reason of the special period, they were isolated in the school dormitory, there was no medicine, no fruit, the boxed lunch ordered by the school was difficult to swallow, some people ate cigarette butts, some people ate unknown objects, and some people even ate steel wool balls inside.

He is now depressed, the people in the dormitory take the lead in isolating him, and every night he dreams is always nightmares, so he is afraid to sleep now, and it has been a vicious circle, so he thought of a way to end his life.

Li Jiaojiao looked at the young man a little hesitantly, and said: "I know what your problem is, as long as you are willing to believe me, then I will definitely be able to let you go back to the original, and find you a new girlfriend, guaranteed to be a hundred and ten times more than your former girlfriend." Li Jiaojiao said to the young man with a serious face.

And part of the comment area was successfully conquered by Li Jiaojiao's cute appearance, fans said that this expression has been successfully screenshotted, she is really cute, and a large part of it is concerned about the mental state and mental state of young people in the current special period?

Li Jiaojiao then said to Mu Sichen: "The above reasons are not your reasons, your life grid should have been a superior life grid, and then it was tampered with by someone with a heart.

Your family belongs to an upper-class wealthy family, your parents have their own companies, and you, as the only business successor of the family, have been cultivated with the strictest standards since childhood.

And the younger sister is used to spoil, and your girlfriend who chased you for half a year in the last semester suddenly agreed to you and you as a couple, before that, did she give you a glass of water? And asked you the date of your birth, did you drink the water? And stupidly even said what time he was born on his truest birth date?

In between, did that little girl want your hair and your fingertips blood, you didn't say a word, just gave it all stupidly, do you see what I said right? ”

Mu Sichen was stunned at this time, and hurriedly nodded yes, and couldn't help but have some bad guesses in his heart.

Li Jiaojiao said again: "There is a boy named Liu Zirui in your grade, has his grades risen very fast recently?" And he also teamed up with your ex-girlfriend to give you green,"

When Mu Sichen heard Li Jiaojiao say this, the conjecture in his heart was more established, and he said earnestly to Li Jiaojiao: "Please also ask the Jiaojiao fairy to help me, I want them to pay, I want to get back everything that should belong to me!" ”

Before this, he was really about to despair, the huge pressure overwhelmed him, he would find the corner of a secluded place every time, so the emotions fell into it all at once, he squatted in the corner, like a lost and helpless child in the night, buried his head in his arms, and cried there choked up......

Then Li Jiaojiao said: "I can not only help you, but I can also agree to your request, but the premise is that you come down from that high platform first, be a good child, and be obedient." ”