The Demon King shouted in a thunderous voice again: "Drill into the earth!" ”

Most get it; Head down, burrowing into the soil, there were still one or two sluggish ones, locked by the dragon qi, sucked violently, flew into their mouths, and swallowed them alive. The voice came out again: "You have eaten my family; Lao Tzu fought with you! ”

"Fight with me? Didn't you eat it? What does it taste like? Don't pretend! "The demonic dragon's body turned around, flashed, and disappeared.

The demon king was stunned and couldn't say a word. The national teacher's face was blue, and in a trembling voice, he shouted: "Little prince, he ......"

"What should I do? The fairy didn't keep her word for it, and said she would help us, but she quietly fled. "It's not too loud; The fairy appeared in front of the demon king, and a body fragrance filled the air; The Demon King couldn't help but stretch out his nose and sniff, almost intoxicated, and said dreamily, "This is the most fragrant smell I've ever smelled!" ”

"Wake up! The clansmen have been eaten a lot by the Demon Poison Dragon! ”

"I've shouted, blame them for not listening, what's the solution?" And casually said: "Half of the Demon Poison Dragon's body is liver, what do you think should be done?" ”

The fairy held back for a long time, and had to say to them: "You have said many bad things about me! I have heard them; I didn't leave, I just cloaked in your side; I didn't expect that the surface was fragrant, but in fact, it was different from the outside; I'm really going to go this time! ”

With a "bang", the national teacher knelt down and kept kowtowing to the fairy: "Please; We didn't say anything just now? You hear it, too, if something is wrong! Please forgive me! ”

"That's it! Is this dragon the one who wants me to be a doppelganger? ”

"Yes!"

The fairy's gaze moved to the face of the demon king and said, "Why don't you kneel?" ”

He broke his leg with a finger: "It's not that I'm disrespectful, it's really impossible!" ”

"This is a flower dragon, and if you are separated, you will die! I can't do it! In the past, God heard that the two were together, so he asked me to come down to earth; I don't see anyone now, it's just a dragon, so I'm running for nothing! ”

The national teacher had no way out before he said: "......"

"Oh? I heard that there are broken sleeves in the mortal world? Are they precocious? ”

"I don't know yet, it's all up to you, the fairy!"

"You guys wait first, I have to report the situation and find out before coming down!"

"Hey—don't go yet! I'll take you to find out more. ”

"There's no need; How can a mortal body know the profound heavenly machine? Let you wait, just wait! "The fairy flew higher and higher until it became a dot, and in the blink of an eye, it was gone.

The demon king kicked the national teacher a few times with his prosthetic foot and scolded: "Stupid! Words are not speculative, offended the fairy! Who will save the little prince? ”

"Calm your anger today; The old minister has kowtowed to you! As he spoke, he knocked dozens of times, and he didn't want to stop.

"That's it! What is kowtow used for? They must be separated! Otherwise, make a scandal! The demon king flew around, and kept nagging: "Didn't you listen to what the fairy said just now?" ”

"Yes, yes! This fairy is too fragrant, if you can take a concubine, don't you have to ask for it? Let's take the shot! ”

"Yes! Her fragrance is the best in the world, it is stored in my brain, and it will be remembered from time to time; What a drunken man! ”

"I wonder if this fairy has a lover? It's better to find an iceman who can go to the sky to pull the red line, what does it mean today? ”

"I'll leave this matter to you!"

"Yes! The doppelganger of the little prince and Suo Qifan, how to get it? ”

"Let it go for now! The fairy is not there, do you have a way? ”

The magician couldn't answer; The Demon King stared at him and said, "Don't mess it up!" Fairies are not the same as mortal beauties! After saying that, he swooped down and arrived at the entrance of the big cave of the Magic Island. The magician still has errands, and he is worried about it; The demons on the Devil Island are scattered, and there is only one widow who can really speak and fly; The national teacher is suspicious of this person; She is widowed to ninety years old, unmarried, and can be called an authentic old virgin, dressed very charmingly, like an eighteen-year-old girl, since they met, it has been engraved in their minds. Every night, I can't sleep! It's about to meet again, and my heart can't help but "pound" and beat, causing me to hesitate for a long time to dive. After all, the things arranged by the Demon King can't wait. Thinking like this, he came to the mouth of the cave and shouted inside: "Mei Niang - are you at home?" ”

The person didn't show up, and the voice came out: "Who?" ”

"I, the Great Master!"

"Oh? You wait outside first! It's hard to get so much hot water and you're bathing? It takes at least an hour. ”

"Is there anyone around? Do you want me to rub your back for you? ”

"You're too old, and that pine bark hand will hurt my delicate skin!"

"Say what? You're older than me; How is it possible to have such delicate skin? ”

"You don't understand, woman! If you understand! Didn't you have a group of wives and concubines for a long time? Now it's a shriveled old man; The body shrinks and shrinks, is it about to shrink into the soil? ”

"You're just shrunk into the dirt! You can't wait long; This is an order from the Demon King; You better don't bathe! Listen to me and then bathe yourself! ”

"Hey—you name it! There's no one around me! ”

"The demon king wants to take the fairy as a concubine, only you can fly; Gotta run it yourself! ”

"How high is the heavens? I can't fly this high, can I? Go back and tell the present: 'Marrying a fairy is like a toad wanting to eat swan meat!' I can't wait for me to be there, and I don't have to greet my relatives, just go over and be done! ’”

"You! Don't bother with that! The old woman doesn't want the demon king, so marry me! ”

"You? The position is a little lower; If it's a demon king, you don't have to think about getting married! ”

"You must marry the Demon King; But the Demon King won't ask for a ninety-year-old woman, and they will let you go ......."

"How can there be such a red line? I can't hold it! Mortals know a lot; I don't know any of the fairies! ”

The national teacher wanted to take her to find it, but considering that he couldn't fly so high, he casually said: "The bully is to cut off the head; You know that? ”

"I didn't deceive you! Whoever can fly who can fly! I can't fly so high! Can you? ”

"Let's discuss, can you invite the fairy down so that you don't have to fly?"

"What kind of fairy? I haven't met again? How to please? ”

"I use magic to draw a picture, don't you know each other?"

"No! At least once and be able to say a few words; Know what a fairy is called? Can I please? Or, will you ask me to take a look? ”

"Aren't you bathing? Can you let me in? ”

"It's over! You're getting dressed when you arrive, you're done, and you're sitting at the dresser drawing your eyebrows. ”

The national teacher tiptoed in, tripped over a stone under his feet, almost fell, rolled and climbed, made a lot of noise, and appeared in front of Mei Niang. The woman sat at a dresser in a bathrobe with her hair disheveled; Break up and smooth, twist a large pile of hair to the top of the head, insert a hosta, and a little bit of don't flowers, before starting......

"Do you want my help?"

"You're clumsy, stay aside! If you have something to say, say it; I'm listening! ”

"All that needs to be said is said, if you can marry me! You don't have to be widowed every day! ”

"How do you know I'm a widow?"

"I haven't listened to anyone else."

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