"Whoever says it, find out; The old lady doesn't tear her mouth apart! Chewing your tongue all day long, chewing on my body? ”

"So many people; Who can think of it at once? You're getting better! ”

"I know; Many people want to be roundworms in my stomach, but I never thought that I would use insect repellent to kill them and throw them far away! ”

"It is a good thing for widows and old virgins; It shows that you are a very chaste person! Isn't that more appealing to men's eyes? I don't know if it's hundreds of generations stronger than your makeup! ”

"How do you think makeup is just about attracting men?"

"Women! Energetic, don't you just want to reflect yourself? ”

"! It's annoying to hear it! It's! Want to coax the big girl sweetly? You are mistaken! I'm like a big girl, and I have ten times more brain than you; Let's talk to Imajo and let me marry him, right? ”

"You should understand that there is only one leg in this day, and it is not convenient to walk; There was also a queen in the palace, who was very tired; Isn't it more burdensome to marry you? ”

"Don't overthink it! I'm lighter than a fairy, and I won't be as tired as you think! What exactly do you want to consume? ”

"Isn't this clear? Let you marry me! ”

Mei Niang didn't want to answer, put on makeup and went into the small hole inside, "bang", the stone door fell to the ground with a special sound, a burst of ash, and there was no sound when she stopped.

"Hey—what are you doing in front of you?"

The voice worked, and Mei Niang's face emerged from the stone door and said, "Don't shout; Women change clothes, don't you understand? After speaking, the head retracted, and the stone gate was still a stone gate.

The national teacher stretched out his hand and touched it, saying, "She is better than me!" I can't drill stones; How did she do it? ”

A voice came from within: "Although I can't fly as high as a fairy; But fly higher than you! These people are really good at making things up, and they actually say that I can fly to the sky and call down the fairies; Isn't it a fool's dream? ”

"Don't bother, hurry up! Can you call the fairy down? Go tell me for yourself! ”

"Do you need to be verbose? Or, what am I going to do when I pack up? As soon as the voice fell, there was a "boom", and the stone door bounced up; At the entrance of the cave stood Mei Niang; Fine skin and tender meat, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is; If only she were obedient! ”

Mei Niang only said: "Follow me!" "It's gone.

"Hey—wait for me—" The national teacher shouted like a lamb for a long time, only to hear a voice from afar in the air at the entrance of the cave: "Hurry up!" Or, the Demon King will chop your head off! ”

The national teacher drilled out of the hole, flew up, saw only a figure, kept chasing, and landed at the entrance of the Demon King's cave; There are two people guarding the cave, both of whom are female men - two meters tall, with short hair and square face, big shoulders and round waist, and they can't tell that they are women. The national teacher arrived and immediately shouted: "Go in and report it, the iceman asks to see you!" ”

One of the female men, in front of Mei Niang, uprooted a big bowl thick tree alive, held both ends tightly, and with a hard "click", broke it in half, and said: "Don't move your crooked heart, this is the end!" ”

Mei Niang knew that this was a threat, and said it very nicely: "Your performance is too good!" This is the best show I've ever seen! ”

The woman who went into the cave had reached the entrance of the cave and said, "......."

Mei Niang raised her head high and didn't look at the doorkeeper; Only after entering the cave did he whisper: "When you are such a woman, you don't feel tired!" I can't stay for a second! ”

"The Iceman has arrived!" A male doorkeeper standing at the entrance of the cave shouted.

There is no response, just go. The demon king sits on a high stool at home, and can also rise to three meters; However, it only takes two meters to see the iceman; Looking down with a pair of eyes, he asked, "......"

"Imajo; As soon as I come, I won't leave! Since you can't fly so high, you might as well send yourself over so as not to make a bad impression! ”

"Don't look at you so young, you've changed, right? As soon as it shows its original form, it will be old! Anyway, you've got to get the fairy down! The matter of the little prince is worrying! ”

"It turns out that I am now asking me to help the little prince pull the red line! That's a lot easier! ”

The Demon King's gaze fell on the face of the national teacher and asked, "What did you tell Mei Niang?" ”

"I'll let her ...... today"

The Demon King's gaze moved to the iceman's face again: "Didn't you say that you can fly to the sky?" ”

"I can't fly more than 20,000 miles for a few days, and that's the highest; The fairy's position is too high, and no one can fly up to it yet! ”

"What should I do about the red line?"

"Didn't the national teacher come up with an idea? Burn incense to invite the fairy down, and you say to her in person, hundreds of times stronger than me! ”

"What is an endorsement? If I can speak, what am I looking for you for? ”

"Burn incense now, please come down, and act when the opportunity comes!"

There is no one in the temple, and the incense worshippers who came and went in the past; It's all hidden. The shadow of the demon poison dragon eating people is still written in the brains of the demon people, and that kind of fear mentality is only known to himself! There was not even a mourner.

The national teacher was extremely excited, came to the big incense burner, and took the initiative to kneel; He kowtowed a few times first, lowered his head and shouted: "Fairy! Come down quickly! Imakami is in a hurry! I've been waiting for a long time! ”

The incense burner shook, and an urn-sounding voice came out: "You are not sincere, you don't hold incense in your hand!" ”

When the Demon King heard this, he was very surprised! staring for a long time; The huge incense burner did not change, and flew high and inward, and there was no one; Only the thick incense of the big tree was still inserted on it, the fire had been extinguished, and he shouted anxiously: "Mei Niang!" Can you light the incense? ”

"Today, I can't click it! This incense burns with embers, and must be replaced with a new one; Otherwise, the fairy will not come down! ”

The Demon King looked down at the national teacher and said, "Let's deal with the problem of incense first, right?" Why is there a female man talking in the incense burner? ”

As soon as the national teacher flicked and flew up, his body was already small, and he had to shrink, and he drilled into the yellow sand along the huge incense pillar, and searched everywhere before he showed his head, staring and shouting: "No!" Nothing! ”

"Who told me! Why is there a sound in the censer? ”

Mei Niang answered first; There was still a smile on his face: "The incense burner has been burning incense for too long, and it has spirituality!" There may be immortals who descend to earth and are deeply invisible among them! ”

"Why is it like a woman's voice?"

"As far as I know; Immortals also have two stalks, accounting for 10 percent; One out of ten is a male and female. ”

"I heard that the immortals are all dead people who have changed into the West; Not a single living immortal? Or, every household worships incense; They want to come, but they can't share so many bodies? ”

"Akira Imagami! Living immortals also have to die to be separated; Otherwise, it will not be able to absorb the fireworks in the world and let the immortals flourish! ”

"It's hard to understand! This king has many puzzles that he has not been able to solve! For example, there are living immortals, and there are masters who have passed away and have merits, so that they can ascend to heaven and become immortals; So, how did the demon fairy, the ghost fairy, and the elf come about? ”

"It's a complicated question! The slave family knows a thing or two: the so-called living immortals are those who cultivate into immortals; A big demon family like us! Magic is different; Some will be like this, some will be like that; True physical immortals; The immortals invited by burning incense are likely to be ghosts and fairies; Among them, ghosts and fairies are the majority! They can't do what the living immortals do! For example, moving things; The ghost fairy has a very light body, no strength, and no relocation; It's okay to make them scary; For example, a ghost screams, making strange noises, or turning into a tall figure suddenly appear in front of you; Don't scare people to death? ”

"Since it's useless, isn't the temple a waste?"

"It's not like that! It is said that the temple is the home of various gods, and it is a place for the gods to live. Give incense to the demons and get their taste, so that the gods can eat and live happily. Whoever worships incense blesses his peace! ”

"Listen to you, it's still useful! Why can't we see? ”

The national teacher wants to interject: "Because it is deeply invisible in it, of course it can't be seen!" ”

The Demon King once again declared: "The Demon Race is the most perfect race in the world!" Only we demons can cultivate all people into immortals...... Therefore, future generations have immortal genes. If we can't solve it; The gods invited by burning incense are still like this! No wonder that fairy wants to go and report to God! ”

"Today, listen to me, don't invite! These are all immortals when people die, and they can't do anything? If you could marry me? There will be a way. ”

"So be it! There are too many wives and concubines in this king! You might as well marry the national teacher! Although he looks very old, he is still relatively young among the demons! has been a widower until now, and his energy is not comparable to that of ordinary young people; Think about it! ”

"No, no! So old; The fire of the body has been eaten up by time; It's going to be so deflated! If I marry him, won't it hurt me for the rest of my life? ”

"You may be misconcepted; It's not you who marry him, it's him who marries you! The national teacher is quite rich; The Light Demon Clan's enshrinement is the highest! Follow him, you can be happy for a lifetime! ”

"What if I die? Doesn't that trick people? ”

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