The national teacher couldn't hear this, and glared at him and roared: "You are older than me!" You've been dead for 10,000 years, and I'm still alive! ”

"You've been dead for 20,000 years, and I'm still alive and well!"

"That's it! If you are willing to marry, you will marry, and if you are not, you will be counted! Let's invite the fairy down! I wonder if it's a dead fairy, or a living fairy! It is said that living immortals who have this immortal method can also be deeply invisible. ”

The national teacher immediately moved: "I'll go find someone first and ask them to bring Juxiang back!" ”

The demon king waved his hand, meaning that it was unnecessary, and shouted loudly: "Someone!" ”

In just a second, two female men flashed in front of the demon king, bowing their heads stupidly, waiting for orders.

The demon king immediately ordered: "Go and move a pillar of giant incense and change the one above!" ”

"Yes!" In a flash, the two female men disappeared.

Mei Niang frowned tightly, unable to untie it for a long time, and asked, "Today; Why are all women who show up? ”

"It's no secret anymore; Everyone in the cave knows it; It's dangerous to use men; There are a lot of palace maids, in case the eyebrows come and go, and something ugly happens. Therefore, using female men to avoid castration is the best way! ”

"It is said that female men are not all women, and some are fake women, isn't that also dangerous?"

When the Demon King heard this, he was shocked! Because there are nearly 100 female men in the palace, they can be seen everywhere; Most of these palace maids are the concubines of the demon king, if they are dyed, won't they make themselves cuckolds? ”

The national teacher has a solution: "Regarding the truth or falsehood of the female man, it should be handed over to Mei Niang to deal with!" Women and women are easy to communicate and easy to deal with! In this case, as she said, there is a possibility that it will not be too much! ”

The Demon King's gaze fell on Mei Niang's face and said, "You have to do it!" Looking for someone else, this king is not at ease! ”

"The slave family is an old virgin, and everyone has it; If you want to do this well; You have to consider marrying me first! ”

"The women I've seen are either shy or awkward; An old virgin like you, speaking in this way, is doubtful! ”

"What do you suspect? Marry the past and give a big wedding, don't you understand? ”

"You are so old and can still have such a good passion? If there is any falsehood, will he not be guilty of deceitful king; Isn't it good to make a full house of slashes? ”

"If it was false, it would not be discussed in the face of the national teacher; You have to try everything, how do you know if you don't try? ”

"Let's talk about it first! Get on the boat first, buy the ticket later! ”

"Send it here, it's your people! What else do you say first? I like it! ”

"Hey—it's so heavy! Carry it to the incense burner and take a break. "The voice came, and the voice was like that of a man; The Demon King and the others looked back.

After a while, four female men placed an incense pillar four meters long and eight meters in diameter on the incense burner, and a female man behind him held two jade ladders and put them on it. After wheezing for a while, his flushed face was normal, and he said weakly: "This thing is too heavy, and the two of them are almost the same!" ”

The national teacher is not thinking about this, staring at the female men, will there be two sons? Mei Niang's face darkened, and she threw out a sentence: "How can you see this?" Wait for my next article and let all the female men accept it, won't the problem be solved? ”

The demon king stretched out his thumb and praised: "It's still Mei Niang who thinks thoughtfully; If you don't follow it, how can you accept it? Order: "National Teacher; The paperwork is up to you; After writing, copy 10,000 copies and paste them all over the corner of the cave so that everyone can see them! ”

"......" The national teacher didn't even flash, so he disappeared.

Mei Niang shouted loudly: "Hey-listen! I'm the concubine of I'm a new Na! The errand of checking castration was left to me! I heard that there is a fake among the female men, and I may have to check it myself, so you must be mentally prepared! ”

The female men glanced at the Demon King; They looked at each other and looked at each other in amazement! There was a lot of discussion all of a sudden.

"I'm not afraid! Real gold is not afraid of fire to refine, what it is is what it is! ”

"I can tell the truth at a glance, I don't know what to check?"

"Hey-" Mei Niang asked, "How do you speak?" Beware of chopping off the brains! Check it out, don't you understand? If you're scared, there's definitely something wrong! ”

"I'm just saying it casually, don't take it personally, check it if you want to! It's all women, who doesn't know who? ”

There are still a few who want to talk, but when they see the blockade back, they don't squeak.

Mei Niang is very cunning, and what she said just now has a purpose; Sneaking a glance at the demon king, he didn't speak, did he agree to take a concubine?

This kind of psychological effect is understood when the national teacher appears; Mei Niang has nothing to do with herself.

The jade ladder was set up, and the two female men each raised their heads, but they couldn't lift them, and one of them shouted: "Hey, come here and two to help!" ”

"You are mistaken, you should first pluck out the incense on it; and then lift it up again; Otherwise, how? ”

"I can't pull it out alone! The lowest up two! ”

a total of five female men; Climb up the jade ladder for two people, plus one for a total of three people; Holding the incense pillar with a diameter of eight meters tightly, it seems too small, and there is still a lot of space. One of them shouted, "Come up, all of you!" I can't pull it out! ”

The Demon King frowned tightly and asked, "How did the two people bring it over just now?" ”

"We used a fifteen-meter-long trunk and fixed it in the middle with a rope and carried it on."

Seeing that the national teacher had nothing to say today, he had to say: "Can five people pull it out?" ”

No one squeaked, and the two people standing below also went up, all of them spread their arms around them, just in a circle, and one of them shouted: "If you don't make a force, you can't get married!" ”

The five people pulled out the incense little by little, moved it to the bottom, and carried it down again, moving it up little by little, and when they got to the position, there was hot sweat on their backs, and they floated far away, and they couldn't smell the smell of women; The national teacher whispered into Mei Niang's ear: "Maybe it's not a woman, right?" In fact, men can also dress up as women and make their hair like them, anyway, their faces and mouths are neither male nor female, and they don't need to wipe grease and powder, and they can't tell the difference! ”

"You see that, too? This shows how difficult this errand is! If you cooperate, everything will be easy to do! If you don't cooperate, the problem will be serious! ”

"It is said that people are different from each other, and some eat hard and do not accept softness; Some are soft and do not eat hard; You have to test it first; When the female man's voice came out, he almost understood; The male voice is not like the female one. ”

"That's not allowed! Some women's voices are the same as men's, and some men's voices are the same as women's, which can be imitated. To figure it out, you have to check it yourself! ”

"I can only help this here." The national teacher glanced at the copied document in his hand and asked, "Do you want to see it?" ”

"Of course." I took one in my hand, glanced at it casually, and shouted, "Today, I'll read it to you!" ”

"If you miss it, just miss it!"

Mei Niang opened the paper, used too much force, and tore it with a "swish"; His eyes moved to the face of the national teacher and asked, "What kind of paper is this?" ”

"All are made of grass; At the moment, that's the best paper! The national teacher took another one and handed it over, saying, "Be careful, don't break it!" ”

Mei Niang didn't speak, unfolded, flew in front of the demon king, and read to him: "Notice." Attention ladies and gentlemen; Tomorrow all gather in the council hall to check, if they do not come; I. Warning; Second, compulsory; Three decapitations. This is a major project, and it is important that everyone is present and that nothing is missed! ”

After listening to this, the demon king stretched out his thumb and praised: "Not bad!" Without going into words, what is it, just say anything? Pass! ”

Mei Niang smiled and shouted: "National teacher; Imakami agreed! ”

"Then, I'll take it and paste it?"

"Go, go!" Mei Niang still held one in her hand, looked around, stared at the female man and shouted: "Hey, post this on the incense pillar, so that everyone can see it!" ”

The five female men were tired and stupid, and none of them wanted to move; Mei Niang can see it; I flew into the incense burner by myself, and it would fall off with my saliva and snot on it. A female man couldn't help but throw out a sentence: "It's disgusting! ”

"Let you post it, no one wants to; Others have it done, and you still have something to say! ”

The demon king looked at it for a long time, and was anxious: "Quickly light the incense; We're going to invite fairies! ”

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