Chapter 49 Do you think that when acting in a TV series, you never touch that when you are indecent?
Zhou Du exhaled and glanced at Master Ren.
No matter which Mr. Zombie's world is, your dad can't escape the fate of being burned.
You're lucky to have met me.
Don't worry, I won't burn your father.
I'll just chop your dad into minced meat.
Uncle Nine and Master Ren complimented each other, and Master Ren left.
Facing Master Ren, who used the ability to make money, Uncle Nine did not dare to be ambiguous, and ordered Qiusheng and Wencai to burn incense.
Uncle Nine asked the workers to cover the coffin and decided to press the battle himself tonight.
Not really...... And Zhang Zhenren!
"Qiusheng, Wencai, remember that incense sticks on every grave, don't neglect the old lady's neighbors."
Uncle Nine commanded, and then looked at Zhou Du, "Zhang Zhenren, together?" โ
Zhou Du shrugged, "Wait a minute." โ
He took a handful of incense and walked towards the graveyard next to him.
He searched for a while and saw Dong Xiaoyu's grave.
In the original plot, Qiusheng put a stick of incense on her, was entangled by Xiaoyu, lived happily for several days, and became an undead knight.
Zhou Du smiled and gave Xiaoyu's grave a stick of incense.
"Thank you!"
A faint female voice came.
Zhou Du smiled slightly.
Miss Dong, I'll wait for you in the evening.
"Alright, let's go!"
Zhou Du smiled at Uncle Jiu, and then lifted the coffin casually.
The workers who came to work froze in place.
I'll go, this old man is born with divine powers!
Uncle Nine snatched the coffin and carried it on his shoulder, "Zhang Zhenren, you rest, I'll come!" โ
Zhou Du scratched his head and forgot that I had transformed Uncle Nine.
In the congenital realm, he carried a coffin, and there was no problem at all.
Workers: "......"
Is Uncle Nine so fierce?
I've never seen him so fierce before?
Uncle Nine carried the coffin and returned to Yizhuang with Zhou Du.
Uncle Nine opened the coffin, and his face changed.
The skin of Old Lady Ren's corpse was already full of wrinkles, and the nails of the ten fingers were a few inches long, glowing with a faint blue light.
"Sure enough, the corpse has changed."
Uncle Nine took a deep breath, "In this way, it can be concluded that Mr. Feng Shui is not a good person. What he was waiting for was the day when the coffin would be lifted! โ
Zhou Du said he didn't know.
Who didn't chase this in the Harahara plot?
You're going to chase it, don't I know what's going on?
Uncle Nine took a deep breath, for the sake of Master Ren's money, he must take care of the corpse tonight.
Alas!
Those who cultivate the Tao should stay away from the world, otherwise it is easy to lose control of their original heart!
Master Ren gave too much!
"Can you cover it?"
Zhou Du asked with a smile.
"Cover it!" Uncle Nine spoke proudly, "If he dares to come out, I'll give him a palm to descend the dragon!" โ
"Besides, there's still Zhang Zhenren."
Uncle Nine said with a smile.
Zhou Du looked confused.
When did Uncle Nine learn to eat soft rice?
Uncle Nine smiled at the corner of his mouth.
It's just a zombie, I can't cover it and Zhang Zhenren, if Zhang Zhenren can't cover it......
I'll take my legs and run!
After a while, Qiusheng and Wencai returned.
Uncle Nine instructed them to get yellow paper, red pens, black ink, kitchen knives, wooden swords and other items.
Uncle Nine opened the altar and refined the ink bucket with chicken blood, glutinous rice and black dog blood.
"Qiusheng, Wencai, you two flick the ink line on the coffin."
"Even if Old Lady Ren becomes a zombie, he has to lie in it obediently!"
"Be sure to play everywhere, and don't miss anything!"
Uncle Nine commanded.
Qiusheng and Wencai went to do things.
In less than a stick of incense, Qiusheng and Wencai left in a fight.
Zhou Du pushed open the door of Uncle Jiu's room.
Uncle Nine was dragged to the coffin by Zhou Du with a confused face.
"Zhang Zhenren, what are you doing?"
Uncle Nine asked confusedly.
Zhou Du pulled Uncle Nine to squat down and pointed to the bottom of the coffin.
Uncle Nine: "......"
Two bastard boys, you are stepping on the pit of your horse, your master and me!
I told you not to miss anything, you didn't have an ink fountain at the bottom of your coffin!
Why did I take you two as apprentices?
"I'm!"
Uncle Nine said angrily, "When I finish playing the ink fountain, I'll whip them two little rabbit cubs to death!" โ
"No, you don't."
Zhou Du smiled, "Just let him be a corpse." โ
"Let Master Ren see that his father has become a zombie, so that you can kill his father."
Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "Got it?" โ
Uncle Jiu's face twitched.
"Zhang Zhenren, you didn't plan to do this from the beginning, did you?" Uncle Nine asked cautiously.
Zhou Du nodded, "Yes!" โ
Uncle Nine: "......"
Then I kill chickens to take blood, step on Gang, stretch out my hand to make seals, burn glutinous rice, and gossip according to the bowl......
Am I playing monkey tricks?
"Why didn't you say that?" Uncle Nine asked with an aggrieved expression.
"You didn't ask!" Zhou Du smiled.
Uncle Nine: "......"
"Give!"
Zhou Du cut some gold from the system space and handed it to Uncle Jiu.
Uncle Nine: (. >๏ธฟ<๏ผ_ฮธ
You're actually bribing me with money?
Am I such a person?
"Elder give, don't say goodbye!"
Uncle Nine took the gold with a straight face, "Thank you Zhang Zhenren for the treasure!" โ
Zhou Du smiled, took out some gold again, melted it directly under Magneto's ability, and entered the coffin.
"Zhang Zhenren, who are you?" Uncle Nine asked puzzled.
"He's so ugly, I'll add a layer of gold to him."
Zhou Du shrugged, "I'll go to Ren's house first." โ
Cover the zombie with a layer of gold, and the zombie will be completely under my control.
"Okay, Zhang Zhenren!"
Uncle Nine said, "I'll hide the gold first, so that the two little rabbits can't see it." โ
"I'll follow the zombies at night."
Uncle Nine turned around and entered his room and went to find a place to hide the gold.
Zhou Du wandered down the street, humming a song in his mouth.
"Her eyes, her eyes, are like stars."
"See, see, see, see, panic."
It seems to be a bit out of tune, but Zhou Du doesn't care.
Didn't Lao Tzu eat all your rice?
A female ghost in red floated down with a beautiful face.
Female ghost: "......"
It's kind of outrageous.
This big living person in front of him is actually singing songs from the underworld?
Although he is an old man, he is really handsome.
The female ghost looked at Zhou Du with a grin, and then stretched out her hand.
A leaf fell in front of him and turned into a man.
The female ghost Dong Xiaoyu floated over lightly!
As the saying goes, people are not old, and old cows eat tender grass.
When people are old, they especially like to prove that they are not old, so come to the hero to save the beauty and let him prove his worth.
"Help, help......"
The sudden cry for help made Zhou Du fall into a daze.
What's going on?
When you came to me, you still changed your routine?
Can't you just hug me up without saying a word like you did with Qiusheng, and then drag me to drill a grove?
Zhou Du turned his head to look, only to see a man in black holding a woman in red from behind.
"Help, it's rude!"
The female ghost shouted at the top of her throat.
Zhou Du: Hehe!
"Are you an idiot for me?"
Zhou Du looked disdainful.
Female ghost: "??? โ
"He's insulting you......"
"Why are his hands so regular?"
"Do you think you act in a TV series, although the bow is a woman, you never touch your breasts when you do it?"
"Catch the murderer!"
Zhou Du screamed.
Female ghost: "(; ๏ฟฃะด๏ฟฃ)โ