Chapter 50 The acting skills are stiff, the movements are exaggerated, and the eyebrows are squeezed, which is not as good as in the TV series......

The female ghost looked at Zhou Du in confusion.

Where do you say?

"Routines, they're all routines!"

Zhou Du smiled gently, his hands around his chest, "Come, I'll see how he bows to you!" ”

Female ghost: "......"

"Besides, he's insulting you!"

"First of all, if you don't catch the murderer, you don't pick up your clothes......"

"What kind of indecency is holding you like this?"

"I said you two were flirting!"

Zhou Du blinked his big eyes and spread his hands with an innocent expression.

The female ghost tilted her head slightly and blinked.

Got it, got it!

The female ghost directly controls the person who has changed, and then tears off her coat.

The hand of the transformed man grabbed the murder of the female ghost!

There was a stabbing sound, and the female ghost's clothes were torn a little more.

Female ghost: "Look, he's already done it, hurry up and save me!" ”

Zhou Du: "......"

What about fools?

Lao Tzu is a person, you should at least come to fool people, right?

"Help!"

The female ghost shouted excitedly, "Can you stop just watching?" ”

"Phew!"

Zhou Du said proudly, "They all say that he is rude to you, but he doesn't take off his pants for Mao?" ”

"I'm taking off my horse trousers, and you're going to let me see this?"

Zhou Du looked at the scenery and smiled gently.

Female ghost: "......"

The old lady wants to sleep with you, why is it so troublesome?

"Alas!"

"I've seen countless action movies with cherry blossoms, and you're too bad......"

"You have to remember that you are selling meat, and you have to sell it thoroughly!"

"Look at you, your acting skills are blunt, your actions are exaggerated, and you are eyebrow-raising."

"It's not as good as the acting skills in the TV series!"

Zhou Du stretched out his middle finger with a look of disdain.

If it weren't for your hard work at night, and my own leniency and strict double standard personality......

I'd have stabbed you to death a long time ago!

The female ghost is furious!

The old lady just wants to sleep with you, forget it......

Heroes save beautiful farts!

Dong Xiaoyu stopped pretending, sneered, and the man behind her turned into a leaf.

"Mr.~~~Mr.~~~"

"Come on, be happy~~"

Dong Xiaoyu's voice was long and ethereal, with a seductive charm.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, his eyes became dazed, and he walked towards Dong Xiaoyu.

Dong Xiaoyu looked at Zhou Du with a smile, "Tonight, the slave family is Mr.'s man...... Sir, please don't pity the slaves. ”

"Good!"

Zhou Du's eyes returned to clarity and nodded slightly.

Dong Xiaoyu: "??? ”

Zhou Du directly rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile, "What you said, then beat your soul away!" ”

Dong Xiaoyu's face turned pale, and she snorted, "Are you kidding me?" ”

"Don't you see that I'm a Taoist priest?"

"You still come up and seduce me!"

"Do you have a brain? Oh, by the way, you're a ghost, you're out of brains. ”

Zhou Du sneered.

"Damn it!"

Dong Xiaoyu roared angrily, and her long hair flew like thousands of steel needles piercing out.

"Shaoyang Sword Qi!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth indifferently, and a wisp of sword qi appeared on his body, like the rising sun and the scorching sun.

The Shaoyang Sword Qi of the Seven Veins of Qingyunmen!

The female ghost screamed miserably, her long hair melted rapidly, she staggered and fell out, looking at Zhou Du in horror.

"What is this?"

Dong Xiaoyu shouted in horror.

Zhou Du shrugged his shoulders, the female ghost of Mr. Zombie and the female ghost of A Chinese Ghost Story are the same.

It's all physical!

Otherwise, when Qiusheng and Ning Caichen were playing, weren't they just scolding the air?

The devil knows why the ghost has a substance.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and pointed high into the sky, "The true trick of the Divine Sword and Thunder!" ”

High in the sky, thunder raged.

Zhou Du didn't drag the thunder down, he said indifferently, "Let's talk about it, why did you kill the mayor?" ”

Dong Xiaoyu shrunk into a ball, "Mayor Town? ”

"Dao Chief, I didn't mean to!"

"I don't want to kill anyone, someone forced me to do it!"

Dong Xiaoyu hurriedly said, for fear that Zhou Du's thunder would slash down.

"Tell me about it!"

Zhou Du said softly.

"It's a man called Shi Dao Chief."

"If I don't kill the mayor, he'll kill me!"

Dong Xiaoyu said tremblingly.

Zhou Du scratched his head, Shi Dao Chang?

Isn't that Mr. Feng Shui?

Mr. Feng Shui saw that the money was open, the mayor of the town was a guarantee, and the old lady Ren bought a feng shui cave.

These things are all linked and linked, and they are all implicated with Mr. Feng Shui.

Or is that Feng Shui gentleman the stone path chief?

Why did I think of Shi Jian, the eldest brother of Uncle Jiu, as soon as I heard these three words?

"What else did he tell you to do?"

Zhou Du asked.

"He also made me confuse that guy called Akiyu!"

Dong Xiaoyu said pitifully, "Dao Chief, I was wrong!" ”

Zhou Du thought about it carefully.

In the original plot, I confused Qiusheng, I thought you two were true love.

It turned out that someone had controlled it?

Zombies, female ghosts, stone road chiefs......

I feel more and more now that it is Shi Jian, the elder brother of Uncle Jiu.

Suddenly, Zhou Du felt a yin wind coming.

I saw Dong Xiaoyu's leaf turn into a human form, holding a big stone and smashing it towards his head!

Zhou Du does not dodge or dodge!

With a bang, the stone exploded to smithereens.

Female ghost: "......"

It's over, is this guy's head so hard?

"Give you a chance, you're useless!"

Zhou Du no longer hesitated, and directly pointed into a sword, and slashed out with a sword.

Shaoyang Sword Qi!

"Ahh

Dong Xiaoyu screamed, her body turned into a black line, and then dissipated between heaven and earth.

"Qiusheng, your girlfriend friend is gone."

Zhou Du smiled and continued to walk towards Ren's house.

Originally, I thought Dong Xiaoyu was a white moonlight, but the result was ......

He's a bad guy too.

"Ding, congratulations to the host cultivator for ascending to the Supreme Clear Realm Triple Heaven."

"Besides, the host hasn't read the original novel by Mr. Zombie, has it?"

The system popped up and spoke.

Zhou Du felt the growth of his strength, and was a little confused.

Mr. Zombie still has a novel?

"Ding, the novel written by the screenwriter himself, you weren't born at that time, so naturally you haven't read it!"

The system says.

Zhou Du: "......"

I really didn't know that Mr. Zombie had a novel.

"Ding, you don't need to worry about it after reading the original novel!"

"Dong Xiaoyu originally planned to have a good time with Qiusheng for half a month, and then kill Qiusheng, but he was beaten by Uncle Jiu's gossip mirror."

"Ren's old lady turning into a zombie was deliberately done by Mr. Feng Shui."

"The final open-ended ending...... Uncle Nine has a weak heart, he may not be able to pull out the zombie poison, and the final outcome is that he almost becomes a zombie. ”

The system says.

Zhou Du: Get out!

How could Uncle Nine become a zombie?

System, don't you want to mess with my Dao heart!

It's the world of cinema!

Zhou Du snorted lightly and walked towards Renjiazhuang.

At this time, in the Yizhuang.

Uncle Nine sat upright, rolled up his sleeves, and the coffin where the old lady was placed jumped wildly.

"Two scoundrels, you are not reliable at all!"

Uncle Nine hid in the dark and watched quietly.

Rumble!

The shaking of the coffin suddenly stopped, and then the bottom of the coffin suddenly exploded!

Zombies out!

The corners of Old Lady Ren's mouth flashed with sharp fangs, and she looked up to the sky and roared angrily after appearing.

Uncle Nine's face changed, and he keenly found a ray of spiritual light in the zombie's eyes.

Uncle Nine was stunned.

A guy who has just become a zombie actually has a trace of intelligence?

This zombie is artificially refined!

Mr. Feng Shui!