Somewhere in the world.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and grabbed a donkey.

He looked at the donkey with a bewildered expression.

As soon as Lao Tzu came out, this donkey came to kick me.

Besides, this donkey is pretty awesome!

The immortals who have stepped on the horse.

He pinched the donkey's neck, "This donkey friend, I said I was passing by, do you believe it?" ”

"Ahh......hh

The donkey sneered.

Zhou Du: "......"

Whose son do you shout on your horse?

Do you believe it or not that I'm going to kill you?

Zhou Duyi pressed the donkey on it, grabbed a stone, and blocked the donkey's mouth.

"Tongzi, what's the situation?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, it's just a donkey."

"Host, this is a great supplement!"

"Black donkey hooves, the nemesis of zongzi!"

"Why don't you cut off four hooves and make black donkey hooves?"

The system said with a grin.

Zhou Du: "......"

I don't rob graves, I want a hammer for the hooves of a black donkey.

Besides......

What kind of zongzi can withstand my whipping?

"You might as well eat it!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "After all, dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground!" ”

System: "......"

Just know how to eat!

"Say, what world?"

Zhou Du pressed the donkey and had already figured out how to cook.

"Ding, Journey to the East!"

The system says.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

The last illegal traverser was the crocodile god from Journey to the East, and as a result, you sent me to Journey to the East?

Last time, it was Sharjah, why didn't you send me to Saint Seiya?

Zhou Du pressed the donkey and said, "Let's talk about the task, this world is quite depressing!" ”

"Ding, the main quest, the best of the world!"

The system spoke, "Reward the host with three small realms. ”

"Side quest: First, slaughter Tongtian, after all, you know what Tongtian is like here!"

"Second, what do you think of the destruction of the Eight Immortals?"

The system asked.

Zhou Du nodded.

The Master of the Babel Sect must die!

Because, he disgraced the Heavenly Sect Master of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds.

So, it must die!

As for the Eight Immortals......

Kill it, kill it, you have to kill it.

Eight immortals, what a thing!

It's not a good thing.

He Xiangu deliberately deceived the pangolin, and also used the pangolin's affection for her to let him go undercover.

In the end, the Eight Immortals wanted to destroy the pangolin, and used him to love He Xiangu to calculate him and deceive him to Heaven.

The pangolin asked the Jade Emperor......

The love for friends is righteousness, the love for parents is filial piety, and the love for the monarch is loyalty!

Why is the love between a man and a woman a sin?

If you don't want to be a fairy and want love, why does the white peony die without a place to be buried?

Why does the white peony have to fulfill Lu Dongbin's road of love?

No one contradicted him at the time.

But He Xiangu, who he liked, scolded him directly!

Said that he was not qualified to talk about love.

And most importantly...... The Jade Emperor is here, you step on the horse and say a fart love.

The pangolin is just a tiny pangolin.

He has a good nature, he just wants to cultivate to become an immortal.

Even for the sake of He Xiangu, he was willing to suppress his nature of eating ants.

But in the end, he was forced to become a demon alive.

He Xiangu said that pangolins eating ants are killing and sin!

What about Zhang Guolao's delicacies from the mountains and seas?

Why double standard?

Zhou Du rubbed his cheeks, the whole drama should be renamed Pangolin's love and hatred.

As for the Eight Immortals, don't talk about it!

"By the way, Tongzi, there is one more mission!"

"Soul Slayer Mountain!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Especially Rulai!" ”

The Nyolai here is the worst Nyolai, and it is also the poorest Nyolai.

If the Buddha of other worlds needs to do anything, he only needs to tell him to go down and let his subordinates complete it.

And here it is......

Tut-tut......

People really roll up their sleeves and go on their own!

In a fight, he has to take matters into his own hands.

If he is looking for someone, he will have to find it himself.

Even Guanyin is mysterious.

If you come here, the thief is miserable.

And most importantly......

If so, are you Fahai or not?

You have a big bald head on your head and a bowl in your hand.

What a proper image of Fahai!

Do you have any hair?

Say, are you fahai pretending?

"Ding, okay, side quest three, destroy Lingshan!"

The system opened.

"Three side quests, three small realms rewarded!"

"Six small realms in total, OK?"

The system said with a smile.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, it's okay!

"This time, you're the host!" The system said, "Kill them!" ”

"Let's look at Lao Tzu's operation!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Tongzi, get on the map!" ”

Zhou Du glanced at the map, and then glanced at the donkey that was pressed to the ground by himself.

This horse is Zhang Guolao's donkey?

This place is Zhang Guolao's Wufeng Mountain?

"Then get Zhang Guolao first!"

Zhou Du glanced up at the top of the mountain.

Hey, hey, hey!

Zhang Guolao, you like to eat.

Then let you eat enough!

Zhou Du stared at the donkey and smiled.

He flipped his hand and took out a bunch of spices.

This time, Lao Tzu became a chef.

The donkey shuddered, and a hint of horror appeared in his eyes.

What does this person want to do?

Bang!

Zhou Du slapped the donkey to death.

Then start processing!

Red oil crispy donkey meat, fire dragon ginkgo donkey willow, donkey meat treasure, rich donkey steak ......

It took Zhou Du more than an hour to make so many dishes, and the donkey's hooves were also made into black donkey hooves and put away.

Zhou Dushen swept his mind and found an old man with white hair on Wufeng Mountain.

He had a round belly and was walking halfway up the mountain.

It seems that he went to the world, ate delicious food, and was doing post-meal exercise.

Zhou Du took the prepared dishes, swished, and turned into a light.

Zhang Guo is old, and his weaknesses ...... Love to eat!

Zhang Guo's old way of becoming an immortal...... Secretly drank the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu soup boiled by pangolins.

The pangolin dug up a thousand-year-old He Shou Wu, just to increase his cultivation.

As a result, this pot of soup was secretly drunk by Zhang Guolao.

Even the donkey with Zhang Guolao drank it.

In the process of chasing him, Zhang Guolao and the donkey became immortals.

The pangolins were furious, and then what did they say?

They say, you're just a demon!

Even if you drink soup, you can't become an immortal!

The pangolin was furious.

Why?

I am a demon, but no creature can choose its origin.

I don't want to be a demon either!

I just want to concentrate on cultivating and become an immortal.

I've worked a thousand times harder, why do you say that about me?

Zhang Guo drank his soup secretly, but he didn't even get an apology.

Every time Zhang Guolao saw him, he still despised him, you monster.

Whoever it is replaced with wants to peel off Zhang Guolao's skins and bones, right?

Zhang Guo always eats chicken, duck and fish, it's okay!

Pangolins eating ants are killing and sin!

It's just because people are immortals, and he eats monsters.

There's nothing wrong with what the immortals do!

After all, not all monsters are called Monkey King!

The lakeside of Wufeng Mountain.

Zhang Guolao walked over.

Suddenly, he sniffed, then sniffed vigorously.

What a fragrant taste!

"Who made the good food here?"

Zhang Guolao snorted, and then looked around.

Hey, hey, hey......

No one!

If there is no one, I'll eat something, not too much, right?

After all, I'm an immortal!

I'm an immortal, I'll eat something from you......

It's your creation!