Zhang Guolao stepped forward cautiously.

"It tastes amazing!"

"I don't know what kind of meat it is!"

Zhang Guolao took a piece of meat, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it very happily.

This taste is fat but not greasy, warm and soft.

Zhang Guolao no longer hesitated, and directly began to feast.

"Who are you?"

"Why are you stealing from me!"

Zhou Du ran over from a distance and roared angrily.

"Mortal ......"

Zhang Guolao glanced at Zhou Du, and then smiled, "You mortal, you can actually make such delicious things." ”

"I'm Zhang Guolao!"

"One of the Eight Immortals in the Upper Cave!"

"Mortals, this immortal eats your things, it is your creation!"

Zhang Guolao smiled indifferently.

Zhou Du's eyes widened suddenly, and he staggered back, "You are an immortal?" ”

System: "......"

The acting skills are exaggerated, and the eyebrows are squeezed.

One word...... Bad review!

Zhang Guolao didn't have a systematic vision, and he looked at Zhou Du with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Well, the children can be taught.

Knowing that I am an immortal, you can be scared when you see it.

Mortals, always just mortals!

Zhou Du trembled and said, "Are you really an immortal? ”

Zhang Guolao nodded with a smile.

Zhou Du: Hehe!

This is the Immortals!

You let the pangolin change his nature, let him drink soy milk, let him eat fried dough sticks.

But Zhang Guolao, why can you eat meat?

"Immortals!"

Zhou Du cautiously stepped forward and said, "You can eat me, it's my creation!" ”、

"Hehe, I'm good at it, right?"

"You eat openly, if you don't eat it all, you just look down on me!"

"I am a little mortal, and I have to meet the gods today, which is really a great creation!"

Zhou Du smiled, "That's it, immortal, can you give me something?" ”

Zhang Guolao's face became serious, and he smiled slightly, "Mortals should fear God." ”

"This immortal is just testing you."

"You actually asked Benxian for something?"

"Mortal, you are not sincere!"

Zhang Guolao took another bite of meat and spoke indifferently.

Zhou Du suddenly trembled.

"See for yourself!"

Zhang Guolao smiled and continued to eat meat.

Take your time, mortal!

If the immortal says anything casually, you will all take it as a wise saying, and then derive many meanings that the immortal does not know.

Zhou Du nodded, stood aside, and was silent.

Zhang Guolao: Mom, it's so delicious.

What kind of meat is this?

You look at this meat and put it in your mouth, as if the heat of summer has melted Han Xue in winter.

This soup, like a scurrying elf, blooms little by little on the tip of the tongue.

Fragrant fragrance.

This mortal is amazing!

Zhang Guolao ate wildly, and then lay on the ground without any image.

He touched his stomach and said with a smile, "Mortal, are you enlightened?" ”

Zhou Du nodded, "I understand." ”

"The immortal is saying that being a human being should not only care about the appetite of the mouth, but also to experience other thoughts!"

"Helping others is the happiest thing!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Zhang Guo bowed his head.

Sure enough, mortals can be extended from one sentence to another.

"Mortal, you make this food well, I don't know what kind of meat it is?"

Zhang Guolao asked.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "Mahu meat!" ”

Zhang Guolao: "??? ”

What is Mado meat?

"The Horse Household is One for the ......"

Zhou Du grinned, "Donkey! ”

Zhang Guolao nodded, I see.

It's donkey meat!

It is said that dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground......

Donkey meat......

Zhang Guolao: "??? ”

His face suddenly looked a little unsightly, and he looked at Zhou Du in amazement, "Donkey meat?" ”

Zhou Du nodded.

Zhang Guolao: "......"

When did I have a donkey on the five-peak mountain?

There is no one within a radius of ten miles, and it is definitely not killed outside and brought up.

It's definitely made from local sources.

But it's from the local source...... It seems that there is my donkey in the whole Wufeng Mountain, right?

Zhang Guolao looked at Zhou Du coldly, and the aura on his body suddenly burst out, "Where is the donkey?" ”

"Your mount!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Your mount is the donkey meat of the immortals, this tastes good, right?" ”

Zhou Du rubbed his hands, "Immortal, look, you give some rewards." ”

Zhang Guo's old face twitched.

"You stepped on a horse and slaughtered Lao Tzu's donkey?"

"You actually let Lao Tzu eat my donkey?"

Zhang Guolao roared angrily.

Donkey, donkey, why did you step on your horse and leave?

You have been dependent on me for so many years, although I know that you are delicious, but I have never thought of eating you!

Unexpectedly, you still got into my stomach today!

Woo, I'm sorry for you, your horse is so delicious!

Uh, no......

Is it delicious or not delicious now?

Zhang Guolao roared angrily, "Who are you?" ”

This man is definitely not mortal!

If you were a mortal, you wouldn't be able to hurt my donkey!

"You said I'm a mortal!"

Zhou Du grinned.

Zhang Guo screamed and killed, "You can make amends for my donkey!" ”

Bang!

Zhang Guolao lay down.

Zhou Du slapped him to the ground and stepped on his neck.

Zhang Guolao directly took a bite of the mud.

"Let me make amends to your donkey, and you deserve it?"

Zhou Du smiled, "How about it, your donkey is delicious." ”

"Don't thank me too much!"

"I made you taste the world's deliciousness."

Zhou Du smiled at the corner of his mouth, "Old Zhang Guo, do you want to die?" ”

Zhang Guolao: "......"

"Bastard, I'm an immortal of Heavenly Court, what do you want to do?"

Zhang Guolao roared madly.

Zhou Du smiled, "Eight Immortals in the Upper Cave...... Except for Han Xiangzi...... Damn it! ”

Zhou Du glanced up at the sky.

Once the Eight Immortals die, the spirit beads in the sky will inevitably be dim.

So......

It's all *** at once.

Eight immortals, do you know what it means to kill people with a knife?

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and directly sealed Zhang Guolao.

He took out a box and put Zhang Guolao in.

When he left the Seven Fairies of Joy, he took Zhang Bairen's 100 million lost treasures.

I just don't know if the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen is crying and fainting in the toilet now.

Zhou Du wandered around, turned around and disappeared.

The unserious dragon claw hand has a place to use again!

Zhou Du smiled and came to a bamboo forest between the mountains and rivers.

Then he saw a young man, lying on the ground, staring at the ants on the ground.

"Eat, don't eat!"

"Don't eat, can't eat!"

"I promised her!"

"I must not kill again!"

The young man looked at the ants in pain, clutching his stomach.

But I'm hungry!

I really want to eat it!

What kind of stuff do you give me on weekdays?

"No, you can't eat it!"

The young man gasped violently twice.

Zhou Du: "......"

Hey, hey, you licking dog, as for it?

You're a pangolin, you eat ants, and it's the food chain that steps on a horse!

What's wrong with you eating an ant?

I'm going to come over to Immortal Gu He to use the dragon claw hand.

I can still see you licking dog.

It turns out that the plot has progressed to this point.

That Lu Dongbin has already played white peony three times.

You and Nalu Dongbin are a licking dog and a scumbag.

"You can eat it if you want!"

Zhou Du appeared behind the pangolin and slapped him on the back of the head.

The pangolin lay directly on the ground.

Zhou Du:!

Don't die when you step on a horse!

I didn't want to kill you!

Whew, it's okay, there's one breath left.

One breath left, and I'll be able to revive you.

Pangolins, ridged up.

Lord will take you there...... Play with He Xiangu.