Chapter 293: You Are the Punishment Heaven...... Is your head still hairy? Don't you cut off your head?

Qiao Ling'er looked at Zhou Du speechlessly.

I suspect you're deliberately tricking me.

You just want me to call you daddy.

Then, you will be able to spend my family's property justifiably!

"I know you don't believe it!"

Zhou Du smiled, "If I'm right, your grandfather is about to celebrate his sixtieth birthday!" ”

Qiao Ling'er was stunned and nodded, "That's right!" ”

"Let's go, take me to your house!"

Zhou Du smiled, "If I am good, that Hu family is evil, and he will die tomorrow!" ”

"And the woman who has a relationship with you for three lifetimes will come down the mountain to rob you!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "Do you believe it?" ”

Qiao Linger shook her head.

I don't believe it!

What you're saying is too dreamy.

"Then if the White Lotus really came to rob you, would you believe me?"

Zhou Du smiled, "I count the sky and the earth, and throughout the ages, there is nothing I can't count!" ”

"Good!"

Qiao Ling'er nodded, "Then I'll take you home." If everything is as you say, I will believe you. ”

"When the time comes, I will kneel down and kowtow directly and call you your father-in-law!"

Qiao Ling'er spoke solemnly.

Zhou Du shrugged his shoulders, "Now that the conditions have changed, call me grandpa!" ”

Qiao Ling'er: "??? ”

You don't have to get an inch!

"I am an ancient god, being your grandfather is not an insult to you!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er gritted her teeth, "If you are really an ancient god, it is not an exaggeration to call you grandpa!" ”

"Let's go!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er was helpless, and took Zhou Du towards Qiaojiazhuang.

Zhou Du: Alas!

Am I a bully?

Qiao Linger is too honest and kind.

Maybe someone else is a, but Jo Linger is a.

The only stain is ......

Pedal two boats.

When she came to Qiaojiazhuang, Qiao Linger said that she was a guest and arranged a room for Zhou Du.

Day 2......

The Qiao family's compound was filled with joy, celebrating the 60th birthday of Mrs. Qiao.

In the middle hall of the main house, there is a big word "longevity" pasted.

Ling'er was directing the family to go in and out, serving wine and food.

Qiao Gong sat on the Taishi chair in the main room, watching all this with a smile.

Zhou Du completely regarded himself as a guest, and sat directly on the side, watching Qiao Ling'er busy with his work.

A servant ran to Qiao Ling'er's side in a panic and whispered.

"Young master, last night, Hu Xishao's family was killed, the house was burned to the ground, and the bodies of the Hu family were thrown in front of the City God Temple, and their heads have been cut off!"

The servant gritted his teeth and said, "But, what a pleasure, this family is full of evil, and there is no good thing!" ”

Qiao Linger froze in place.

He suddenly turned his head to look at Zhou Du.

Zhou Du stretched out his finger and shushed.

Qiao Linger: "......"

He turned to look at his grandfather.

Grandpa's 60th birthday, is it really going to be ruined?

Look again!

Time passed, firecrackers rang out in the compound, Mrs. Qiao sat on the Taishi chair, and all the family members kowtowed to him to celebrate his birthday.

Qiao Linger breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that he miscalculated!

Suddenly, there was chaos!

"Oh no!"

"The king of Crested Mountain has come down the mountain!"

With a shout and a burst of horses' hooves, the entire Qiaojiazhuang also panicked!

Old Lady Qiao asked, "What's the matter?" ”

A servant shouted, "Old lady, it's not good, the female bandit on Crested Mountain has come down!" Already broke into the village! ”

Qiao Ling'er and his father hurriedly shouted, "Hurry up and close the door!" ”

Crested Mountain female bandits, headed by the White Lotus.

Raiding homes and robbing houses, even if it is the government, there is nothing to do.

Therefore, the Qiao family was in a panic.

Qiao Ling'er looked at Zhou Du blankly.

Bang bang bang......

The sound of slamming the door sounded, accompanied by the woman's rude shout: "Open the door!" Open the door! ”

Everyone was stunned, and Old Lady Qiao smiled bitterly, "It's over, let's break the fortune and avoid disasters!" ”

The door was pushed open with a "bang", and dozens of women in red poured in, holding steel knives.

"Is this the Qiao family?"

A woman in red asked.

Old Lady Qiao took a deep breath, "That's right, it's Xiao Lao'er's house!" ”

A girl in a white shirt with pigtails on her head walked in.

"Old man, don't panic."

The woman said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er recognized it, this was the woman he rescued in the temple fair!

"Girl, our Qiao family has done good deeds and accumulated virtues, and we have never done anything that hurts the heavens and reason!"

Old Lady Qiao said.

White Lotus nodded slightly, "I know, don't worry, I'm here, I don't need money, I don't want food, just one person." ”

Old Lady Qiao: "??? ”

What's the matter, you female bandits, Sichun?

Came down the mountain to rob a man?

Little Lao'er's body can't do it either!

I can't bear your demand!

"I want Qiao Ling'er!"

White Lotus spoke.

Old Lady Qiao and Father Qiao Ling'er were stunned.

"No way!"

Both spoke at the same time.

White Lotus paused, frowned and said, "I just want Qiao Ling'er." ”

"No way!"

Old Lady Qiao shook her head frantically, "Ling'er is the only seedling of our Qiao family, I don't allow it!" ”

I can't give you Ling'er!

You guys are lonely on Crested Mountain, like robbing a man?

You can rob anyone, you can't rob Ling'er!

Ling'er is weak, he is a powerless waste!

He alone can't serve so many of you women!

Lady King, let's take a ......

I will choose a few strong people from Qiao's family to serve you......

Do you think it's okay?

"I just want Qiao Ling'er!"

White Lotus said coldly.

"Ling'er, run!"

Father Qiao Ling'er jumped up suddenly and rushed towards the white lotus, shouting at the same time.

The White Lotus dodged sideways and looked at Qiao Ling'er.

Qiao Ling'er let out a breath, "White Lotus, don't hurt my family!" ”

White Lotus nodded slightly, "Okay, you go with me." ”

Qiao Ling'er turned around and came to Zhou Du.

With a plop, he fell to his knees!

"Qiao Ling'er meets grandpa!"

Qiao Linger said respectfully.

Old Lady Qiao: "??? ”

Do you worship him as a grandfather?

So who am I to you?

Could it be that your mother put a green hat on your father?

No, this person is so young, and his age is not right!

Ling'er, you can't be stupid by the White Lotus, right?

The White Lotus also frowned and glared at Zhou Du.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand to help Qiao Ling'er up, "Now you believe it?" ”

Qiao Ling'er nodded, "Ling'er believes it!" ”

"Okay, since you worship me as your master, I will ensure that you have no worries for the rest of your life!"

Zhou Du said proudly, "Remember my name......"

"I am the ancient god of war, Xingtian!"

Zhou Du said solemnly.

Qiao Linger was stunned.

The ancient god of war?

In myths and legends, Xingtian once fought with the emperor and was beheaded, and then continued to fight with his milk as his eyes and his belly as his mouth.

Are you a Xingtian?

Qiao Ling'er stared at Zhou Du's head.

"What do you see?"

Zhou Du's eyes narrowed.

"No, why is your head still there?"

Qiao Ling'er asked in amazement.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

I'm stepping on a horse to play the full version of Xingtian, is there anything wrong?

"Myths and legends are bullshit, bullshit, just listen to it!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Qiao Linger: "......"

Forget it, I don't care why your head is still there.

If you are really the ancient god of punishment, I recognize you as a grandfather, and I will not lose!

Zhou Du stood up.

Qiao Ling'er, you are you, if you come, if you come!

You're not like that!

(End of chapter)