"Don't worry, grandpa is here, I'll make the decision for you!"

Zhou Duyi grabbed Qiao Ling'er and came to the White Lotus.

White Lotus looked at Zhou Du deadly.

Ling'er called him grandpa?

He was so young......

Damn, this person must have used some means to bewitch Ling'er!

The man I was tempted for the first time can't be seduced!

I'm going to kill you!

Zhou Du looked around, "This arrangement is very good, as long as you put two more happy words, you can directly worship the church and get married!" ”

Qiao Ling'er: ???

Grandpa, what do you mean?

You said that the White Lotus and I have a three-life relationship.

And then...... Are you going to let us just go to the church?

Grandpa, I have no emotional foundation with her!

Don't fool around!

"You and the White Lotus worship hall to get married!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Qiao Ling'er's face twitched wildly.

Grandpa, don't!

Such a violent daughter-in-law, I don't dare to ask for it!

If I quarrel or something in the future, she can kick me to death, can you believe it?

I'm scared!

The White Lotus was dumbfounded.

What's that?

This will make me marry Ling'er?

I haven't said what I'm going to do with Ling'er.

Qiao Linger saved me, although I didn't need him to save me, but he still saved me.

I really have him imprinted in my heart.

I came to rob him just to get him with me......

Results......

You're a grandfather, and you sold your grandson directly?

Directly married?

What about the parents' orders?

What about the matchmaker's words?

What about the dowry?

What about the dowry?

It's a little too fast!

"Grandson, go on, slap her!"

Zhou Du patted Qiao Ling'er on the shoulder, "Slap her to death!" ”

Qiao Ling'er: "??? ”

Why do you want to scare her?

Zhou Du: "......"

Ling'er, you're still too pure.

When I say slap her, I scare her!

You don't understand!

"Who the hell are you?"

White Lotus asked with a frown.

"I said, I'm Qiao Ling'er's father!"

Zhou Du smiled indifferently, "White Lotus, there are many things you don't understand......

"You and Ling'er already have a three-life relationship!"

"But unfortunately, a guy who can't sit still in the West directly blocked the shopkeeper!"

"He turned and ran, throwing a mess at someone else."

"And he, maybe he's been single for too long, so he decided to come to Bubble Girl!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

The sequel to Journey to the West can be renamed ......

If you come to the adventure of picking up girls.

Qiao Ling'er and White Lotus looked confused.

"Forget it, you two still don't have any emotional foundation......"

"It's still a little bit hot to get married directly."

"White Lotus, take Ling'er away!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "I'll go to Fengtou Mountain too!" ”

White Lotus: "......"

I just want to take Ling'er away, I don't want to take you away.

What's the matter, is it popular to buy one get one free these days?

"Your name is Qiao Mao, right?"

Zhou Du came to Old Lady Qiao and said, "You don't know about Ling'er's affairs. ”

"I'll just tell you a little ......"

"You have Ling'er as a descendant, which is a blessing and a disaster!"

Zhou Du sighed, "Ling'er is the eye of the storm in the Three Realms. ”

"He will be drawn into the War of the Three Realms after all!"

"The war of gods, demons and Buddhas!"

Zhou Du shook his head, "I took Ling'er away and went to Fengtou Mountain, if I miss him, I will go and see him......"

Old Lady Qiao opened her mouth.

Gods, demons, and Buddhas?

He and Qiao Ling'er's father glanced at each other and were about to cry.

Is this Nima reasonable?

We are just ordinary people, how can we be involved in the war of gods, demons and Buddhas?

"So, the first thing to do is ......"

Zhou Du: "Hey, hey, hey! ”

Everyone: "???? ”

Zhou Du: First break Rulai's body.

If Qiao Ling'er is broken, the house will be round......

Will it be possible to return?

Moreover, the primordial spirit has always been lurking in Qiao Ling'er's body......

When he broke, was he cool or crazy?

I felt the need to do a trial.

Anyway, it's a three-life relationship, so it's reasonable to be together.

"You two listen to me!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, and the word secret was cast, turning into a soundproof magic circle.

Zhou Du looked at Old Lady Qiao and Qiao Ling'er and his father.

"Qiao Ling'er is not mortal......"

"He is the reincarnation of the Buddha of the Western Heavens!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Qiao Ling'er, his father and Old Lady Qiao looked at Zhou Du with a dull expression.

The Buddha of the Western Heavens?

Are you kidding me?

How could Ling'er be reincarnated as Nyolai.

"The Heavenless Buddha rebelled against the Three Realms and uprooted the Heavenly Court Spirit Mountain and the Earthly Mansion......"

"All the immortals and Buddhas were captured by him and imprisoned in the dark abyss."

"Xitian Rulai faces Wutian, don't say a word, and directly reincarnate in Nirvana!"

"Ran!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose.

Old lady Qiao and the two of them twitched.

Xitian Rulai faced the evil demon and ran away directly after reincarnation?

it!

This Nima's Western Heavenly Buddha?

Didn't you say that the Buddha of the Western Heaven was compassionate and thought of the Three Realms?

In the face of the evil spirit, he actually ran away?

"Qiao Ling'er is the reincarnated spirit child of Rulai."

"I am the ancient god of war punishing the heavens!"

Zhou Du smiled, "So, being Ling'er's grandfather, it's not a big problem!" ”

Old lady Qiao and the two: Σ (☉▽☉"a??

If you really are the legendary Xingtian, of course you will be fine.

But......

We both have a small problem.

You are Xingtian, why do you have a head?

If you don't cut off your head, who will believe that you are a torturer?

"The Heavenly Dao is destined to be the Heavenless Buddha who has been in charge of the Three Realms for thirty-three years!"

"Thirty-three years later, the Monkey King brought sixteen ancient Buddha relics to welcome Rulai's return."

"If after thirty-three years, if Rulai does not return, Wutian will continue to rule the Three Realms for thirty-three years!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Although Wutian occupies the Three Realms, he is a good person!" ”

Old lady Qiao and the two: "o((⊙_⊙))o"

We don't read much, don't lie to us.

He has brought down the Three Realms......

You say he's a good guy?

"Forget it, don't talk about lawlessness."

Zhou Du waved his hand, "There is a saying in Buddhism that cause and effect in the past life will be repaid in this life!" ”

"If a person dies, cause and effect will be cut off!"

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes, "You are Rulai's father and grandfather......"

"Therefore, if you owe the cause and effect of your birth, you owe the cause and effect of your bloodline."

"If Buddhism has a little conscience, maybe it will kill your whole family, and then let you be reincarnated in a good place!"

"If Buddhism has no conscience......

"Sorry......"

"Your whole family will be scattered!"

"Because, when everyone dies, cause and effect will naturally be broken!"

Zhou Du exhaled.

In the original plot, Qiao Linger's relatives all died.

Out of one's wits.

If so, there is no need to repay cause and effect.

Old lady Qiao and the two: "......"

Is West Tianling Mountain so ruthless?

Doesn't it mean that Buddhas are all compassionate?

"Let's go!"

Zhou Du waved his hand to disperse the group of word secrets and reached out to grab it.

White Lotus, Qiao Ling'er and the others flew directly out of thin air.

Plop thump......

Old lady Qiao, they knelt down.

Groove ......

Immortal?

Monster?

Really stepping on a horse is the ancient god of war!

White Lotus: "......"

Fake, right?

Are we flying?

Qiao Linger: "......"

I believed!

Grandpa, you are really the ancient god of war Xingtian!

I believe it!

I believe it thoroughly!

Everyone in Qiaojiazhuang, you look at me, I look at you......

The young master flew......

What are we going to do now?

At last......

Daddy Qiao Linger took a deep breath, "Then play music and dance!" ”

"Let's celebrate my father's 60th birthday first!"

Father Qiao Linger waved his hand and commanded.

Everyone: "......"

This birthday, still have it?