"Ahem, let's get down to business, this lady, is the deceased drunk driving or drug driving?"

"No?"

"Then why did the deceased run a red light and the car was so fast?

The woman asked weakly.

"Can I say that?"

"What can't be said? Don't worry, if there are any consequences, our citizens will support you. ”

Liu Rui thought that the woman had something unspeakable, and couldn't help but swear.

"Then I said it."

"Don't worry, the eyes of the masses are bright."

"Here's the thing, I was in the car at the time, oops, or I feel better not to say it."

The fire of gossip in Liu Rui's heart was already burning.

Zhang Weigang drank a sip of water and squirted it out directly

Damn, don't be so appetizing. "I said miss, you can tell me the specific reason first."

The young lady whispered directly to Liu Rui there.

"Things are *......&*%#&......*#%." (Please make up for it yourself.) ）

Liu Rui was stunned.

it!

I almost got into a live broadcast accident.

Liu Rui hurriedly cut the camera back.

"Here is the report brought to you by Liu Rui at the scene

Then the camera in the TV was cut.

"The leader of XXX went to the XX nursing home today to visit the lonely and widowed elderly in the nursing home."

Zhang wei:???

Convex (> dish <) convex

Audience in front of the TV: !!

"Why did you cut it? I still want to wait for the young lady to leave her contact information. ”

"I know this woman, she's from the XXX store."

"Really? Brother, please share! ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say."

Upstairs plus a brother?

…………

Is the world's TV station cut the picture so strong and elegant?

This seamless connection is really surprising.

Zhang Wei is also extremely depressed, he now completely understands the cause and effect of the matter.

But is that the point now?

I'm kzdtl, you're going to show me this?

What cadre can't stand such a test!

…………

Liu Rui at the scene looked at the young lady speechlessly at this time.

"Eldest sister, it's good you didn't say it, I was broadcasting live, and I almost had a live broadcast accident."

"I don't feel good about it, isn't there a problem?"

Liu Rui: ............

I don't know you're going fast.

Fortunately, I was witty enough to turn the camera away.

…………

"Okay, the system comes out and chatters, you crow has a very smart mouth! Is this car what you call Houfu? ”

("Who knew you were so lucky?") Don't be angry, for the sake of you being my host, I'll compensate you for ten consecutive draws, how about it? ”）

"Ten consecutive lottery system, you still have a lottery function, what can you draw in this lottery?"

("A lot, such as some practical skills, S-class artifacts or some more ordinary things, anyway, it depends on luck, just your luck is enough" You just TM said you can't smoke it, right?) ）

Smoke must be pumped, today is unlucky for a day, the so-called thing must be reversed, I will definitely be able to draw good things in this wave, smoke!

Suddenly, a huge lottery wheel appeared on the direct system page

("The lucky 10 draw begins: congratulations on the winner, the prize, a bottle of the old eight secret laxatives.") ”）

("Congratulations on winning the prize, a sixth-year-old anesthesia watch")

In the next five draws, four bottles of laxatives and a watch were won

I'm dripping my mother, what is this?

("Congratulations on the winning prize, a fruit washed in the marrow")

("Wow, Golden Legend Congratulations on the Winning Prize, Lao Liupai Broken Anti-Plate Brick")

(Congratulations to the lottery prize for the self-cultivation of the sixth child)

Why do these prizes feel so weird except for the marrow washing fruit?

System: Can you explain to me what the hell is the self-cultivation of this sixth child?

("This is a good thing, according to my analysis of my work experience before retirement, at least 60% of the protagonists are relying on the accumulation of strength and finally become the strongest in the world, after all, you think the protagonist halo is really omnipotent")

Isn't it? But what use are you giving me?

("Let you learn how to be a sixth first, after all, as the old saying goes, who laughs the best at the end?") ”）

What？

Your system is not a serious system! I, Zhang Wei, just starved to death, jumped out of here, and I wouldn't have read this book!

Five minutes later

Oh mom, it's so fragrant, Zhang Wei stared at the self-cultivation of this sixth man with wide eyes.

After Zhang Wei finished reading this book, he was admired by the ideas and theories described by it, so let's say so!

Every page, every sentence, and every word of this book has two bloody words written on it, Yin Man!

I read this book when I first played the game, why not put the handle into a box, oops, no, it's all tears! π_π

Ah, by the way, what can the system do with laxatives, watches, and bricks?

("The old eight secret laxatives use the ancient method of boiling to warm and nourish the kidneys, phew, it is the best choice for tricking the enemy to moisten the intestines, laxative, detoxify and nourish the skin")

("The Old Sixth Anesthesia Watch contains ten powerful anesthetic needles, and the effective range is within ten meters, and the anesthetic effect can make creatures below the danger level 4 swoon for at least five minutes, which is the best choice for you to face off against surprise")

(PS: The smaller the level, the better the effect, the maximum effect is 30 minutes, if he does not enter the danger level, he can be stunned for 30 minutes, level 1: 25 minutes, level 2: 15 minutes, level 3: 5 minutes, and the danger level 3 and above are invalid)

("The Old Six Broken Bricks ignore the opponent's defenses and have a vertigo amnesia effect, PS: Hitting the back of the head is even better.") It's your surprise, the best partner for the yin people")

Wow, these props all sound pretty good, and although it's a little yin, it's useful.

Hey, by the way, the system has been talking to you for so long, and I forgot to ask you what functions you have?

("I have a lottery function, a system store, and skills that can help awaken skills such as music, computer cooking, etc., but these require resentment")

Resentment? Are you a grievance collection system? No, since I met you in the morning, why haven't I received any resentment?

You didn't open the collection section!

Nani, don't tell me this thing has to be turned on manually, why don't you tell me?

("You didn't ask!") ”）

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