Chapter 5 Are You Serious?
Okay, okay, open the grievance collection plate
("The Grievance Collection Tile is open")
("Grudge +266")
("Grudge +333")
("Grudge +258")
……
It's weird, who brushed me with resentment? Why do I suddenly have a sense of foreboding? Forget it, it should be too much to worry about!
Anyway, how do you cultivate? I think about it, it seems that the introduction of Reiki into the body to form a cycle is the first step
When I thought of it, I did it first, and then Zhang Wei sat cross-legged directly on the sofa and began to introduce the aura into the body, and according to the method of memory, the aura was now circulating in the body
Is this Reiki? Zhang Wei has a feeling of being reborn at the moment, washing the meridians and cutting the marrow
"I finally know now why immortal cultivators used to read novels why their physical fitness is so good, every day in such an environment is equivalent to breathing can become stronger!" Zhang Wei sighed!
I should cultivate hard and strive to break through to the first dangerous level within a week
Four hours later…… (Four hours later...... )
It's weird, how do you feel other than just the beginning? This hasn't changed much, how far have I cultivated now?
("Barely Entering Danger Level 0.1")
It took four hours, and it barely reached 0.1, why is the cultivation so slow? Isn't it normal for the protagonist to cultivate very quickly?
("Are you stupid?") Have you forgotten that your ability quality is only E-rank now? This is equivalent to the lowest talent, and you still expect to cultivate quickly? ”)
Eh, I forgot, eh, I remember that I didn't draw a pith fruit in the lottery? The system is out, and I'm going to build it
("Are you sure, that")
What's nonsense? Take it out!
("Okay, the marrow fruit is being extracted")
With a bang, a big durian tree 50 cm high and one meter wide smashed straight on the coffee table!
(´◑д◐`)
What the hell is this?
("Isn't that what you want?") Wash the pith fruit")
Is this TM a pulp fruit wash? Is there such a big parrow washing fruit? Don't tell me that you can only go up one level if you eat this one!
("This is not enough, this marrow washing fruit, the variety is different, it's normal, this is the weaker the talent, the more you eat, the better the effect")
Are you sure? Okay, how do you turn this thing on? Don't tell me to split with a knife, my kitchen knife can't withstand such a toss!
("Use the brick you draw, just smash it open")
Bricks, hey, don't you say I almost forgot to take out the big brick that the system rewarded him.
He doesn't know how effective this thing is.
After extracting from the system
A large golden brick appeared in Zhang Wei's hand, and Zhang Wei was stunned at that time.
"Pure gold?"
If this is pure gold, then I will make a fortune selling this brick.
One bite almost broke Zhang Wei's teeth.
"Lie C, I'm happy in vain."
Zhang Wei didn't know what material this brick was, anyway, it wasn't pure gold.
Well, it's good to be a black hand for the sixth child.
It can be used for self-defense before breaking through Danger Level 1.
Directly Zhang Wei raised the bricks and fell, and a brick was dried on the durian, and the cara durian opened, and there was a smell like hell coming from it!
Vomit ~ vomit ~ vomit, the system I go to your grandmother's banana peel, you TM go to the grave to burn newspapers--- fool the ghost! This tastes better than the dry pit in the countryside, are you sure this thing can be eaten?
("Don't worry, you will definitely be able to eat clean and hygienic, if you can't eat it, you will recognize me as a master, I will recognize you as a grandson")
It's pretty much the same, wait you take advantage of me? I am your grandfather, you are my grandson
("Pull it down!") Your grandfather wasn't even born when I went to work! Besides, with your IQ, I want to have a grandson like you, I want to use a knife to kill my relatives")
I'll go, I'm a grumpy man who can't be killed! I, Zhang Wei, am starving to death today, and I won't eat a bite if I jump from here outside!
Five minutes later
Oops, oh my god, it smells so good. Although he said that he wouldn't eat it, but after thinking about it, it's not a matter that the talent has always been E-level, but just now the words have been released, and it's not good to regret it!
Forget it, anyway, the face is almost lost today, and it's not bad this time, can this thing really be eaten?
Zhang Wei used his fingers to wipe a little of the flesh of this pulp and tasted it carefully, well, after the entrance, the soft and glutinous taste, the fruity fragrance, along the tip of the tongue straight to the Tianling cover, I damn it, although this thing doesn't look very dripping, but it tastes really good!
After 30 minutes
Hiccup, ah, I can't eat anymore, I've only eaten half of it in half an hour, how much has I improved my talent now?
("The space level is now C")
Damn, I ate so many durians before I got to grade C? Okay, C-grade is C-grade, barely enough!
Let's collect this half of the durian and half of the marrow washing fruit first.
At this moment, Zhang Wei suddenly heard the sound of the key inserted into the lock hole, and saw a middle-aged uncle walk in.
(Zhang Wei, you are a little 13, vomit ~ vomit ~ vomit.)
("Grudge +566")
("Grudge +666")
……
Zhang Wei, you little 13 cubs, vomit~ Did TM blow up the toilet? Vomit ~ This smell is more than the dry pits in the countryside, vomit ~ (▼ dish ▼ #)
father
Don't call me dad, I don't have a dad like you, phew, I don't have a son like you Vomit~ You'd better give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise I promise to put on gloves, knock you out, and then punch you into s, and finally hit you with your s!
That Dad, I said I ate durian, do you believe it?
"I believe you have a mallet, whose durian flavor is so rushing? You show it to me now so that I can see this legendary durian! ”
Zhang Wei had no choice but to go to the kitchen to find a plate, and put the pulp of the dried fruit on a plate and took it out.
"Gross~, are you sure you're a durian and not an S? How do I feel like smells like this? ”
"This is really durian, I don't believe I'll eat it for you!" After that, Zhang Wei directly took a bite of the durian on the plate.
"This can really be eaten" Dad Zhang tasted a little suspiciously, (#゚Д゚)
Oh my god, it tastes so good. Alas, where did you buy this from? I'm going to buy two pounds tomorrow!
Zhang Wei said embarrassedly: "Well, I know, I'll go get a few catties tomorrow."
Hey, no, don't talk about the topic, your teacher called me and said that you did the whole thing in public on the school awakening day, and that you made a mistake on the awakening stage, and grandstanding. Can you explain to me what this is all about?
That dad, I'm just a little nervous, thinking about saying something to relieve the embarrassment.
Your way of relieving this is quite unique! Are you embarrassing everyone so you don't embarrass you? Xiaowei, although your awakened talent is quite poor, you can't lose hope in life! Even if you become an ordinary person in the future, this ability can make it a little easier for you, but we can't give up on ourselves and scold ourselves! And in front of so many people!
It's not Dad, you listen to me
Alas, okay, you also awaken the ability boss is not small, the future road is up to you, Dad has a little requirement for you, if you relieve embarrassment or stress like this in the future, either find a place with fewer people, or cover your head! I can't afford to lose this man!
Zhang wei:......