Chapter 6 is not very hurtful, but extremely insulting

By the way, what about Mom?

Oh, your mom will be back late from overtime today. Alright, don't be discouraged, your main task now is to try to break through your danger level to level 1 and take initial control of the ability, no matter what? At least it will help you later!

But Dad, the teacher asked me to write a 5,000-word review!

"You rabbit cub, can't you let your dad worry about it? Forget it, the son doesn't teach, I wrote this review for you for the father's fault! ”

Wow, Dad, I can't see it! Will you also write reviews?

That's thinking about the past, cough cough the heroes don't mention the courage of the year! Okay, let's go back to the house and practice!

At this time, the door opened, and Zhang Wei's mother Zhang Ya came back, (in order to avoid trouble, call Zhang's mother directly!) )

(Grudge +566)

(Grudge +405)

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Little bunny, you come over to me. You did something good at school, so that the teacher talked to me for half an hour, and you can think of it, because you are nervous and howl directly, you father and son are the same!

Dad Zhang, huh? ……

("No wonder I said that I felt like I had a sense of releasing my nature, but I had found my roots!") It's really not like a family doesn't enter the door! ”)

Alright, daughter-in-law, dissipation, discouragement, I have already spoken about him. Anyway, the child has awakened his ability, although the talent is not good, but in any way in the future, he can help him more or less! Dad Zhang said.

Zhang's mother sighed and said: "I don't know this situation, should I say that the ancestral tomb is smoking, or the family is unlucky!" Awakened the rarest and most excellent spatial ability, but the talent quality is only E-level, I can't see the future of this kid clearly now, but as long as he can be safe, I am also content, Zhang Wei, you come here for you? ”

I saw Zhang's mother take out a small notebook from her bag

Mom, what is this?

I asked a friend to help you get this, the initial cultivation of the ability, Xuan Qi Gong, can enhance the body's affinity for the aura, increase the degree of aura absorption, and allow you to cultivate the ability of the island danger level as soon as possible. After all, you can't control the ability now, and by next semester, you should also enter the special class of the ability, and you are afraid that you will be bullied!

Mom, Zhang Wei said movingly, Zhang's mother's concern made Zhang Wei feel integrated and recognized in this world for the first time.

Of course, I'm mainly afraid that this ability will follow you, what if one day the lack of a string takes you into the ditch? So it's better to hurry up and improve to avoid long nights and dreams!

Zhang wei......

(; a_a)

Mom, what's wrong with me?

How many of the things you did today are normal? You're embarrassed to say that just a few of the things you do can be made by carbon-based organisms? You'd better hurry up and improve! Otherwise, I'm afraid that one day your abilities will be as convulsive as yours, and you will do something shocking!

Anyway, he was stunned by this plate, what kind of thing is it, why is it so stinky?

Oh, this is a durian that my son bought from outside, although it smells a little stinky, but, but it is delicious!

Are you sure this thing is really edible? Of course, I just ate half of it! Tastes great!

Zhang's mother tasted it suspiciously, hey, don't say that the stink of this thing is quite stinky, the taste is really good, where did you buy it, son? No, where did you get the money to buy durian?

Uh, this and this is, I got a trap from the side of the road for five bucks!

Is it? Anyway, is the ring so conscientious these days? Such a delicious durian shouldn't be cheap, right? You're walking and stepping on shit, walking shit luck!

Zhang wei:......

Do you say that, your own son's?

Okay, okay, don't be poor, go back to the house to practice after eating!

After returning to the house, Zhang Wei remembered that there were still two props that had not been taken out, and the system took out the laxative and anesthesia watch.

(The old eight secret laxatives are being extracted, and the old six anesthetic watches)

Then a watch and a delicate bottle appeared in Zhang Wei's hand.

The watch is silver, similar to the anesthesia watch in Conan, the use method and effect are similar, there are two layers of covers on the surface, one layer turns on the switch, acts as a scope, and holds the concealed switch to fire the anesthetic needle, which can be described as a must-have good thing for people traveling at home!

As for the laxative, Zhang Wei opened it and smelled it curiously, and the mouth of the bottle exuded a fragrance that belonged to Chinese herbal medicine, which made Zhang Wei wonder, is this really a laxative?

As the saying goes, practice makes sense. Wouldn't it be enough to find someone to try? Who to look for?

Mom, oh, forget it, that's my own mother, I can't do it! Lao Jian, that's my dear relatives and brothers! Why don't you let Dad give it a try! It just so happens that my dad has been constipated for the past two days, as long as I put less of it, it should be okay!

Thinking of it, Zhang Wei poured a glass of warm water, poured a little laxative into the water, stirred well with a spoon, although the surface of the water did not show any changes, but the fragrance of Chinese herbal medicine came out.

Oops, if I didn't know this was a laxative, I would have wanted to take a sip!

Zhang Wei walked into the study and saw that Zhang's father was working hard to help Zhang Wei write a review, wow, it seems that my father has written a review before, this hand is amazing!

That dad, it's hard work, take a break and drink saliva!

Hmph, you rabbit cub, you still have a little conscience. As long as you don't cause trouble for me, I'll be Amitabha! Eh, what kind of water is this, it smells pretty good? Dad Zhang asked, pointing to the glass of water.

Oh, isn't this Dad, you've been constipated these two days? I just asked my classmates to help you get some laxative Chinese herbs and put them in it. My classmate said that it definitely works!

How did I not know that you and your classmates were doing this?

Don't you ask their relatives to help get some, alas, anyway, I think it's useful Dad, you can drink some!

Okay, for your filial piety, drink it!

Anyway, I smothered that glass of water in one go, well, don't say this thing tastes good! When I went back, your classmates introduced me to their relatives. I'll buy some another day when I'm constipated.

Before the words fell, I suddenly felt my stomach tumbling over. Puff puff

( ̄y▽ ̄)~*Cover your mouth and snicker

(Grudge +328)

(Grudge +566)

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(▼Dish▼#)

What the hell is this? Why can't I stop farting?

Uh, laxative, laxative, exhaust gas before moistening, very reasonable!

Reasonable yarn! It can't be stopped. You wait for me to finish going to the toilet first, and then I'll clean you up!

After that, Zhang's father hurriedly walked towards the toilet!

Oops, you didn't seem to tell me about the system, this laxative is a fart function in the early stage!

(Did you ask?) )

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Okay, I kind of understand the purpose of this thing! The concealment is relatively high, and it is not easy to arouse suspicion, that is, it is good to fight, if the other party drinks this, it is easy to injure the enemy 1000 and self-damage 800. Don't ask why, when people are forced to be urgent, there is a high probability that they will be shameless, so there is a great possibility that (self-brain supplement) is easy to make people die, the harm is not high, and the insult MAX!