Chapter 286: Chartering the Public Sense of Sight
Qi Meixian's eyes were not good, and she turned her head to look at the junior brother with a dazzled face, and a storm formed in her eyes.
"Ahem, ahem...... I'm confused, look at me, what kind of inexplicable bullshit is I going to talk to? I have to go to the Mahayana Buddhism little bald donkey Fagara to play against and learn the Dharma is the ....... Ahem... Don't look at my junior brother like this, I'm thin-skinned, and I'm embarrassed to ......."
The bald village chief looked at this look, suddenly sober, subconsciously his body was cold, touched the hairless baldness, rubbed the skull necklace, and wanted to smear the soles of his feet with oil.
"I told you to look for flowers and ask willows, talk about love, and return Yuheng to teach...? Don't look at your own virtues, find Xiao Cheng as a companion." A lioness roared, and the next moment, the foot wearing cloth shoes kicked His Excellency Hu Lie on the chin.
"You unreasonable old witch... , you wait, I will definitely be back!"
Hu Liege waved his limbs wildly, howling like a pig and flew out. In the blink of an eye, the light flashed, and it was gone.
clapped his hands and left the sentence 'After half a pillar of incense time, you two will come to the old body to discuss business, and there must be no mistake'. Qi Meixian waved her sleeves, supported a big leather hat inlaid with bear paws, and her old face with folds piled up into a tower, only flickered and disappeared into the wind and snow.
A few miles away from here, the figure of Hu Liege appeared.
This guy screamed miserably, unable to control the confined body, as fierce as a meteor that had traveled tens of thousands of light-years to reach its destination, breaking a super oak tree with a diameter of more than ten meters, shattering the boundless snow, rolling in the snow layer endlessly, and becoming a big snowball.
Peng!
The large snowball crashed into a large ice-covered rock, shattering more than half of the stone, and the snow crumbled all together, which stopped castration.
The old man's big face was in close contact with the gravel section, and a painting hung on the gravel section.
After half a sound, it slides down from the section like a leaf floating in the wind. 'Poof' smashed into the mud and snow, the strange thing is that with such a violent impact, this guy's skin was not broken at all, which shows that the thickness of the skin is unparalleled.
'Click, click!' Behind the stones, hundreds of small trees less than the thickness of the bowl could not bear the residual strength of the escape, and broke one after another, and the snow flakes fell and fell, and it was a man-made snowfall.
Xiao Cheng, who was not far from here and was tidying up his clothes and trying to make a chic appearance, stopped what he was doing, and looked at this scene in amazement, with the feeling of 'Aunt Qi is so violent'.
Xiao Cheng swept over, looked at the old man lying in the snow and did not move, sneered secretly, got a wooden stick, squatted down, stretched out, and stabbed the old man in the neck! I feel that this scene is too much like the immediate sense of the tenant pulling the charter man in "Kung Fu".
"In this way, Aunt Qi is a tough charter wife?"
didn't disappoint him, although Hu Liege hadn't seen the movie, the next action was inexplicably consistent.
"Don't make a fuss!" the guy waved his hand, pulling aside the stick that had stabbed him in the neck.
"You're too talented." Xiao Cheng was poked at the point of laughter in an instant, and he couldn't help but laugh and skimmed off the wooden stick, and he had the urge to pull down his pants half to reveal most of his hips, so that it would be more suitable for the scene, right?
Fortunately, although this guy is sick with snake spirits, he also knows that if he does this, he will be laughed at by the dead old man, so he wisely didn't do it, learned the next scene in the movie, stood up, turned his head and left!
"Dead boy, don't you know how to help me? Hu Liege was almost. What kind of person is this? The wooden stick stabbed him, and when he saw that he was not dead, he turned around and left, and left like this? Who is this dead child who has been educated, and wants to make my old man angry to death?
"Hey, isn't that how it was played in "Kung Fu"?" Xiao Cheng muttered, feeling inexplicable, he could only turn around and pick up the old man who was grinning and crying out in pain, and shouted in his heart, 'The old immortal destroys the visual sense of the big movie, it's really an old bastard'.
Hu Liege lay down and didn't know it.
"You have offended Aunt Qi too?...... It's not that I said you, the boss is not small, and he is also the head of the village, and he is in contact with the gods to communicate with Hongyu's cun, how can he be cleaned up by an old lady and have no temper?
Do you need me to say more about what you mean by peers? A man with a handle can make an old lady ...... Tsk, ancient and modern, rare and unpleasant, I blush for you.
When he looks back on the past, he is not ashamed of his inability to resist, nor regrets his low voice, so that when he is dying, he can say that he has dedicated his part to the great ..........
Hey, what kind of eyes and attitude do you have? Don't let me say what kind of criticism you do?... Oops, are you crazy?...... Sadako, escort, escort, the dead old man is really crazy".
A white shadow lightning flew and flew out with Xiao Cheng's neck collar.
Peng!
Where he was standing at first, a fist mark that expanded to three zhang was blasted out of a big hole, which shows how angry Hu Liege was.
"Don't let me catch you!" Hu Liege threatened at Sadako's white shadow.
"You catch up with my Sadako first, wahahaha." Xiao Cheng's arrogant laughter made the old man have the urge to kill him.
"Crazy, this kid is crazy when he speaks, what kind of things he says, why can't he understand it? Alas, he is old, he is indeed old, and he can't keep up with the rhythm of young people's thoughts, so he should go out and see, and he can't fall behind too much......."
Hu Liege thought back to his youthful years, muttered these words, and flew towards the village with his head down.
Get the residence of the senior sister within the specified time, otherwise, the consequences will be worrying.
"Shouldn't I resist my sister's violence?... This, it doesn't seem realistic, my sister is better than me, it's not a star and a half, I can't beat it. The fist is very reasonable, but I can't beat her, how can I resist?... Why don't you unite with Wu and drive that bastard to resist together?
No, my brother's mind is changing, it's harder to guess than a woman, and I don't know when I'll join my sister to clean me up. ...... Xiao Cheng, it's easy for you to say, you have to have the ability to resist if you want to. ...... Damn, retreat, retreat and cultivation, if you are not better than your senior sister, you won't come out. ...... Wouldn't that have been possible for thousands of years...?"
The bald village chief, who was entangled while flying, couldn't make up his mind and rushed to the place within the specified time for Qi Meixian. Xiao Cheng had already dressed up as a rabbit baby, and obediently sat on the pony waiting to listen to the training.
Hu Liege's old face twitched, and he looked at Qi Meixian, who was sitting on the big chair and pretending to be Lafayette indifferently, and looked left and right, and was surprised to find that only one pony was left, and the other chairs were gone.
scolded in his heart, 'Senior sister, you are so poisonous', the hero did not eat the loss in front of him, rubbed the back of his head and added a big bag, and squatted on the pony to listen to the training. The rebellion plan he thought of when he flew was automatically annihilated when he saw his senior sister.
Xiao Cheng rolled his eyes disdainfully, and passed on to Hu Liege's eyes that 'mud can't support the wall, and rotten wood can't be carved'. The corners of Hu Liege's mouth jumped angrily, if it weren't for the senior sister here, she would pick up the skeleton necklace and smash him Xiao Cheng to death!
"Xiao Cheng, little rabbit cub, what do you want to do with a little trick like football? The old body doesn't need to ask, you can figure it out, you want to kidnap Luoxue Village to the outer world and be a thug for you. ”
After taking a sip of tea, Xiao Cheng was not caught in his eyelids, and Qi Meixian burst out with a very lethal sentence.
Hu Liege's eyes became solemn, and he turned his head to stare at Xiao Cheng. In front of such an old antique who has lived for an unknown amount of time, Xiao Cheng's careful thinking can't be hidden.
Ahem....... Xiao Cheng was embarrassed, thinking to himself, you aunt, you won't speak tactfully? What kind of abduction? I am not such a person.
After considering the wording, he replied cautiously: "Don't hide it from the two of you, I do have the intention of taking Luoxue Village out of this world, although I have selfish intentions, but this is not a good thing for Luoxue Village."
"What about you fooling ghosts? We are not familiar with our lives when we go out, so we can only be tied up with you, and I heard that you have a small organization in the West Factory of Longxiang, which has caused a lot of trouble, do you want us to let this group of old immortals help you deal with trouble? This is completely your selfishness, and the old body can't see any benefit in this village."
Qi Meixian put down the teacup heavily, very displeased.
"Senior sister is right, Xiao Cheng, you weasel gave New Year's greetings to the little hen, and you didn't have a good heart, you just wanted to harm Luoxue Village. Waiting, the village chief will clean up the ...... on behalf of the villagers".
"Stop, stop, uncle, I'm afraid of you. Don't take out the crown of the moon, it means that the moon has destroyed me, let me say that it's okay to joke about it?
Xiao Cheng's brows furrowed. I feel that Qi Meixian is better at speaking than Hu Liege, who is the village chief?... I understand, Hu Liege is the village chief in front of others, and he is angry in front of Qi Meixian. Oh, that's it.
Xiao Cheng smiled secretly, but his face was very strict. You can't stimulate Hu Liege too hard, once the dog jumps off the wall in a hurry, he can't eat and walk around, and it is useless to have Sadako to protect him.
Sadako was standing quietly in the corner of the courtyard, Qi Meixian said, her house did not allow dead things to come in, and it was useless for Xiao Cheng to protest, so she could only leave Sadako outside. He buried the old feudal superstition of Aunt Qi in his heart.
"Sadako is so beautiful, sensible, and cute, and the horse that can run without eating grass is like Sadako, who is extremely loyal and hardworking, why can't he enter your broken tile house?"
Thinking about it, I still have to listen to orders, so I can only be wronged Sadako standing in a dark corner of the courtyard.
"Let him speak, you, go and don't interrupt...... Hey, the crown of the moon, the moon, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Qi Meixian looked at Hu Liege with displeasure. The corners of his eyes jumped, but looking at Qi Meixian's suddenly clenched fists, she wisely withdrew the words that were about to be exported, and obediently ran to the side and squatted.
'No avail!' Xiao Cheng continued to give Hu Liege a 'big gift' with his eyes. Hu Liege angrily scratched the ground with his fingernails, ready to throw the dead child into the ancient well to take a cold shower at every opportunity. As soon as he thought of this, a smug smile appeared on the corner of this guy's mouth.
Xiao Cheng felt a thrill all over his body, and looked at Hu Liege as if he had realized something. People put away their smiles and didn't show their thoughts.
"Oh, what's going on, someone seems to be thinking about me. ...... I see, I'm handsome and funny, and the goddess-like ladies in the village miss me. Attractive men are popular." Xiao Cheng thought of the goddess sister paper carrying a homemade spear, and the corners of his mouth were about to drip saliva.
"Talking, what are you in a daze?" Qi Meixian rewarded Xiao Cheng with a violent shudder.
This guy was beaten to his senses