Chapter 287: Fooling and Not Guilty
"Can't you start gently?" Xiao Cheng rubbed his red forehead, and looked at Aunt Qi, who was eating melon seeds, and had the idea of rushing up to beat people.
"What's the matter, you're not convinced? If you don't accept it, it's okay, the old body has been in this life, and he specializes in all kinds of disobedience." Qi Meixian said confidently, her eyebrows jumping, and she felt like she was rubbing her fists.
"Isn't it Lao Tzu's line to rule all kinds of disobedience? You old lady is so unprecedented, how can you occupy the magpie's nest and grab the lines?...... I miss the taste of Nescafe,... Vanilla ice cream,... The smell of the rogue rabbit underwear worn by the stunning school girl, I think about it.
...... In the eyes of a beautiful teacher who teaches history, the color of the contact lenses changed that day,...... The 'goblin fight' villain book peeked at the same table girl in middle school, and the aroma of the white rabbit toffee I felt when I kissed her... , tsk ......".
Xiao Cheng slipped away again.
Qi Meixian was angry. Why does this kid keep talking to himself? Uncle can bear it, uncle can't bear it, beat him.
Raising his hand, he was about to have another violent shudder, but fortunately, Xiao Cheng returned to his soul quickly, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he said, "Mom", and he went out far in an instant.
"Don't bully people like this, is this a conversation or an interrogation? "Xiao Cheng is ready to slip away.
"Teasing you, little one, without being scared. Okay, sit back, you talk carefully, what is the benefit of going out with you, what is the benefit of this village?" Qi Meixian clipped him with his eyelids, it was not easy to get attention, it was not easy to come by.
Xiao Cheng moved back unhappily, tested it, and saw that Qi Meixian had no intention of making a move, so he sat down with relief, turned his head and saw Hu Liege's gloating eyes in the corner, and couldn't help but be angry.
'Fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter!' Regardless of Hu Liege's angry three hairs on the back of his head, Xiao Cheng sat comfortably on the pony and cleared his throat, feeling a little dry. "If only there was watermelon frost to moisten my throat," he thought.
Xiao Cheng said in a condensed voice: "Aunt Qi, Village Chief Hu, I don't speak without a purpose, I have a certain idea."
There are hundreds of people in Luoxue Village, most of whom were born here, and they are obviously cultivated enough to break into the world and establish a great cause, but they live here and live in isolation.
I can't tell if you traveled the world in your early years and went to the outer world, but I can be sure that seniors like you don't care about the outside world. But what should you juniors do? Continue to live in seclusion? It's too wasteful, why don't you go out with me and go together.
It's not that you guys are a thug for me, I have self-knowledge, and I don't have that ability, I just want Luoxue Village and Longxiang West Factory to watch and help each other.
Longxiang West Factory will have a mountain gate in the future, Luoxue Village is located in the West Factory, as a forbidden land, you are the Dingding Needle of my West Factory, mainly playing a deterrent role.
When it comes to fighting, I'll wait for myself. To put it bluntly, when you have nothing to do, go to those so-called masters to show a hand or two, and let the four continents and two regions know that the West Factory is confident, and this is enough, and you don't have to worry about the rest. Your living expenses and reasonable requirements are all covered by the West Factory, and you can rest assured that you can live and cultivate.
This is a win-win situation, I don't deny it, I will have benefits, but Luoxue Village will have friends, status, and its own position, can you deny that this is not a benefit?
Not to mention anything else, in the outside world, there are many entertainment projects such as football, even if there are not enough, the kid can create more and make the world happy.
You don't care, but look at how happy a child of Ding Ding's age is? For the sake of the child, Luoxue Village should also go out, don't mess around in this backward world, how boring.
Who said that a monk must have a pure heart and few desires? Immortality has no pleasure, and eternal life becomes suffering. These are the benefits that Luoxue Village can get, once you go out, life is turned upside down, and it is no longer peaceful.
Of course, there are risks in everything, and there is a possibility of encountering a strong enemy that is difficult to resist, and there is a possibility of casualties.
But there is no such thing as absolute perfection in the world, think back then, the capitalists working in the twin towers of the World Trade Center, sitting in the luxurious office, the suicide plane of Uncle Lamp crashed...... ,Uh...?Far from it.
Don't be so curious, airplanes are flying magic machines and the like...... I just want to say that there is no such thing as absolute security."
Xiao Cheng wiped his sweat and was ashamed of throwing out the things of the earth from time to time.
"The Lightning Flying Fox clan agreed to enter the West Factory, our three parties are rampant, the status is equal and mutual assistance, and the power is huge to deter the world, I want to see, who dares to underestimate me and wait?
It's a win-win-win affair for all three parties. Divide is difficult step by step, and cooperation is rampant in the world, don't you always think it's interesting to laugh at the rivers and lakes like this?"
After Xiao Cheng said this, his throat and eyes were on fire, and it was very tiring to flicker for a long time, he poured tea unceremoniously, and after drinking a cup, he got some melon seeds, regardless of Qi Meixian and Hu Liege's uncertain eyes.
"It's a big matter, we have to discuss it with all the villagers, and it will be some time before you are ejected, and we will discuss the results before that." After Qi Meixian and Hu Liege glanced at each other, Hu Liege spoke.
"Okay, it's good that you pay attention, I'll take my leave and go back to Ding Ding's house for lunch." Xiao Cheng patted his clothes and stood up.
"Hey, did the old body let you go? Sit down, I have something to ask you, if you don't have an idea, don't eat." Qi Meixian waved her hand, and the invisible force pressed Xiao Cheng to sit down obediently.
"Domineering, too domineering! Unreasonable, too unreasonable! Old lady, you are less reasonable than Cixi, and it is not good to suppress people with power." Xiao Cheng was slandered in his heart, but he was full of smiles and didn't dare to blow up the stab.
"Do you have any big things to ask about the small ones?" Xiao Cheng smiled flatteringly. There's no way, it's not as good as others, let's laugh for the time being, it's not three.
"It's not a big deal, it's a small matter, tell the old body, what kind of sports competition is similar to football?" Qi Meixian was curious.
"That's it? What's the big deal? That's a lot, basketball, table tennis, golf...... , long-distance running sprint...... Hey, why aren't you satisfied?"
After listening to Xiao Cheng talk about dozens of competitive sports in detail, Qi Meixian shook his head, Xiao Cheng couldn't understand.
"There are a lot of adults above the heaven level in Luoxue Village, what you said, there is no difficulty at all, isn't it very boring, not to mention a monk like Lao Shen, who is beyond the heaven level, can't participate at all. My request is that you have to create a competitive event that you can participate in as many times as you can, otherwise, the old body will be bored to death watching people play football, and I like to play very much."
The reason Qi Meixian said made Xiao Cheng speechless.
"You're old, like... , play?" Xiao Cheng looked at Qi Meixian with the eyes of Shrek.
"What's the matter, no?" Qi Meixian was about to go berserk.
"Okay, okay, why can't it? Whoever dares to say no, I won't agree in the first place. ...... Well, I've figured out a way, this project can make the master competitive to the enjoyment, that's .........." Xiao Cheng said the plan.
"Well, that sounds good, I'll try it in a few days." Qi Meixian was satisfied