Chapter 31 Willing to gamble and lose, eat a poop

"Who the doesn't ...... that long?"

Wu Dabao was so angry that he wanted to scold, but as soon as he spit out half of the words, he quickly shut up, and gasped in fright.

Because it was the first lady of Peach Blossom Village, the daughter-in-law of the village chief, Wu Qiuyan, who spoke.

Chen Jinshui was standing next to him, he dared to scold Wu Qiuyan, Chen Jinshui had to kill him with a knife.

"Wu Dabao, you are so good at it, even I dare to scold? Don't you want to be a village doctor anymore? I'm telling you, you don't want to be a person! Wu Qiuyan glared at Wu Dabao fiercely, carrying a bag in one hand and a crossed waist in the other, holding the temperament of the first lady to death.

Don't underestimate the small village doctor, Wu Dabao has been a village doctor for so many years, and he really makes a lot of money, more than the attending physicians of the general tertiary hospitals, the car has already been driven, and the family building has been built.

Peach Blossom Village, except for the small western-style building of the village chief's house, is the most magnificent building of his house.

"That, sister-in-law, I didn't know you were here! Look at my stinky mouth, I'll pump myself with a big mouth, and I'll give you a loss. Wu Dabao wiped the sweat on his forehead, and then "snapped", he really gave himself a big mouth.

Chen Fan stood next to him and was shocked by the black line in his head.

I've seen the brain-dead!

But I've never seen such a brain-dead!

Moreover, Wu Dabao, a little old man who is over half a hundred years old, calls Wu Qiuyan a pink little daughter-in-law and sister-in-law, the picture is very funny.

But Wu Dabao has long been used to shouting, and it is called a loud sound.

"When men talk about things, what are you a woman fooling in? Come home. Xiaobao kept calling her mother all morning, and her eyes were about to cry and swell. Go to town and get your hair done now, and come back with this thing? Chen Jinshui reprimanded his little daughter-in-law.

He couldn't appreciate his daughter-in-law's avant-garde and trendy big wavy hairstyle, it was like an explosive lion's head. If you were in the forest, you might get a headshot.

"Yes, sister-in-law, go home quickly. We're talking. It's important to go home and see the kids. Wu Dabao also said, with a smile on his face.

Boom!

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva very vaguely, and his heart was faintly restless.

The first lady of Peach Blossom Village, the charm is really not covered, and she is always at the forefront of fashion trends.

In Wu Dabao's dream, Wu Qiuyan is second only to Yang Xiaocui in the number of appearances.

Chen Jinshui couldn't appreciate Wu Qiuyan's hairstyle, but Wu Dabao thought it was very beautiful, just like a fairy descending to earth.

Why can't a rural woman be as fashionable as a city woman?

Why do rural women have to face the loess with their backs to the sky?

If it weren't for the fact that his daughter-in-law was old and didn't look good, he would have gone to the town to make a hairstyle like this and come back and give himself a long face.

"What are you talking about? What do you have to talk about with a big fool? It's not going to pit his matsutake mushrooms, is it? Even the fool's money is pitted, and I am also convinced of you, so I am not afraid of being struck by thunder from the sky? ”

Seeing Chen Fan, Wu Qiuyan's heart was very empty, because she still had a handle in Chen Fan's hands.

She spent a lot of money to buy matsutake mushrooms, just to please Chen Fan, so that he could delete the things he had just taken.

"What big fool? A human spirit, where do you think he is stupid? Moreover, who pit him matsutake mushrooms? It was his family who owed money to the village health center, and Wu Dabao asked him for money. Chen Jinshui said lightly, picked up the enamel jar, and took a sip of tea.

"What? Is a fool really a good man? Wu Qiuyan said with a puzzled expression.

Burst!

Chen Jinshui squirted out a sip of tea.

This stupid daughter-in-law can see her appearance, and her IQ is simply worrying.

"Aunt Qiuyan, do you want to buy this matsutake mushroom? If I don't buy it, I'll sell it to someone else. Such a good matsutake king, after this village, there is no such shop. When the time comes, you won't be able to buy it if you want to. Chen Fan said politely and glanced at Wu Qiuyan.

It doesn't matter if you sweep this way, the picture in the small col just now suddenly appeared in my mind, vivid, lifelike, and full of dynamics, as if I was playing a movie.

The snow-white skin, the graceful curves, the slender waist, the undulating peaks, and the small, pinch......

It seems that at this moment, Wu Qiuyan is not wearing clothes.

If it weren't for Sister Xiaocui's house last night and vented, his body might not have reacted at this moment.

"Xiaofan, is your stupid illness really good?" Wu Qiuyan was stunned, her eyes full of disbelief.

There is light in his eyes, and he speaks in a normal person's tone.

She was almost certain that Chen Fan's stupid illness was cured.

Is there anything more terrifying in the world?

Not at all!

Pedal Pedal Ped

Wu Qiuyan took two steps back, completely subconsciously, her face turned red all of a sudden, her heart beat faster, and she felt that her heart was about to jump out of her throat.

Shame on you, it's thrown to grandma's house!

At this moment, she can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and she won't come out in this life, because she has no face to see people.

"Well, my foolish illness has healed." Chen Fan smiled faintly and gave her an accurate answer.

After a pause, he added again: "Aunt Qiuyan, your hairstyle is very trendy, which barber shop did you do it in?" I'll get my hair done another day. ”

Ridicule!

That's right, it's ridicule!

As a person with a high moral bottom line, Chen Fan would never threaten Wu Qiuyan to buy his matsutake mushrooms.

"Shut up!"

Wu Qiuyan glared at him fiercely, and her little eyes were like knives, how fierce and fierce they were.

Chen Fan was very interested and closed his mouth.

Then, he took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call to Tang Chuchu, wanting to make some money to her, and call it directly to the card.

In this way, Wu Dabao's money can be returned.

As soon as she saw Chen Fan take out her mobile phone, Wu Qiuyan was going crazy, thinking that Chen Fan was going to shake things out, so she rushed up at the speed of a 100-meter sprint and said, "Xiaofan, don't don't, don't sell it to others, this matsutake lady bought it." Three thousand five, right? I'll give you the money. ”

As she spoke, she opened her high-imitation Hermes bag and began to give Chen Fan money.

"I ......" Chen Fan was speechless.

He just wanted to call Tang Chuchu, are you scared like this?

Besides, he took out his phone at the time just to make a show, and actually didn't take any pictures.

"Three thousand five hundred yuan, what are you buying this thing for? Losers. "Chen Jin is not angry.

Wu Dabao was like eating a dead mouse, how ugly and ugly his face was.

He wanted to stop it, but he didn't dare to stop it!

"You're a loser, such a good matsutake mushroom, I can sell it for 5,000 yuan as soon as I change hands. It's a sure deal. Of course, I won't sell it, Xiaobao has been in poor health recently, and I'm going to use this matsutake mushroom to replenish his body. And you, your body has to be replenished, and you can't do it every time. Wu Qiuyan said, and deliberately sarcastically mocked her husband.

"What nonsense?" Chen Jinshui's old face turned red.

The most important face for a man is that aspect.

At this moment, Chen Jinshui hated to give his daughter-in-law a shave, which pot was not opened.

"Brother, didn't I prescribe you a few doses of medicine? Why, it doesn't work? Wu Dabao asked.

"Forget it. As for the medicine you prescribed, what kind of bullshit, the more you take it, the worse it gets. I'm looking for you to get your money back. Wu Qiuyan said angrily.

In other words, if it weren't for her husband becoming more and more inadequate, where would she be red and apricot out of the wall?

"Wouldn't it? So did I buy the secret recipe for thousands of dollars online? It is said to be a secret recipe of the palace, have I been deceived? Wu Dabao's face changed slightly.

Not only Chen Jinshui's aphrodisiac secret recipe, but also Chen Erniu's Wuzi Yanzong soup secret recipe, he found it from the Internet, there is no secret at all, it is strange that it can be effective.

At this time, Wu Qiuyan took out a stack of money and counted thirty-five pieces neatly.

Since Wu Qiuyan insisted on buying it, Chen Fan couldn't afford not to sell it.

So the two paid with one hand and delivered the goods with the other.

Syllable!

As soon as the money was in his hand, Chen Fan smashed it on Wu Dabao's face and said, "Eat." ”

"You step on the horse......" Wu Dabao was angry.

"What? Do you still want to disadmit it? The village chief, you said that you are good at notarization, and if anyone cheats, they will broadcast it to the whole village. ”

"Is there one? How did I not know? It seems that I am really old and confused, and I can't remember anything I said. Well, I still have some things to do, so I'll go first. Qiuyan, go home, I'm a little hungry. ”

As soon as he turned around, Chen Jinshui slipped away directly.

Wu Qiuyan gave Chen Fan a look, and then followed Chen Jinshui away.

Her husband spoke, and she had to start with.

"Alright, boy, I was just joking with you, we're done now. Let's go home. Wu Dabao waved his hand and urged Chen Fan to leave quickly.

Let him eat, it's impossible at all, it's better to kill him.

Bending down and bowing his head, he began to pick up the money on the ground.

Boom!

At this time, Chen Fan stomped his feet suddenly, and the real qi under his feet surged, and the poop of shit flew up all of a sudden, impartial, and directly on Wu Dabao's face like mud, and then spread out like a flatbread.

Some of the poop got into the mouth, and it was hot.

"I am willing to gamble and lose, and I will rely on the old and sell the old for me to rely on the horse. You have to eat this, and you have to eat it if you don't eat it. ”

"Ahh

"Get out!"

Rumble!

With all his strength out, Wu Dabao was shocked by the strength of Chen Fan before he could pounce on Chen Fan, and finally sat on the ground.

Chen Fan walked away.