"Chen Erniu, I said what do you have to talk about with Chen Fan, a big fool? Still having such a good time? If I don't call you, are you going to talk until dark? You can't be stupid, are you? ”

Chen Erniu just caught up with his daughter-in-law, but before he had time to catch his breath, he was murdered by his daughter-in-law.

When she first got married, Wang Yanyan's temper was still very good, gentle and virtuous, a small appearance sign, and she was a well-known good daughter-in-law in the village.

But she couldn't give birth to a child for a long time, and after being chewed on the root of her tongue behind the back of the villagers, she became more and more dissatisfied with her husband, and her temper became more and more irritable.

After all, she has no problem, and the problem lies with Chen Erniu.

However, the people in the village don't think so, think it's her problem, and say that she is an old hen that can't lay eggs.

There were even people who persuaded Chen Erniu to leave quickly and find someone who could give birth.

What to say, it is useless whether a woman looks good or not, whether she can have children or not is the only criterion for judging a woman.

How aggrieved is Wang Yanyan's heart?

I am not depressed, I am already strong inside.

"What fool? My brother is stupid and he's a normal person now. Yanyan, you are not allowed to talk about him like that in the future. After all, you used to have a crush on someone else. Chen Erniu said dissatisfied.

The two of them are young, and he has always treated Chen Fan as a younger brother and loves him very much.

A few times he saw people in the village bullying Chen Fan, and he went up directly to beat the other party.

Fortunately, he is also protected, otherwise Chen Fan will definitely have a hard time in the past few years.

"I think you're really stupid, and you're starting to talk nonsense. I just saw him, and he was still a fool, and he couldn't even say a normal word. How come it is that after a while, you are not stupid? Wang Yanyan refused to believe it.

"You just had a mouth like a machine gun, and you didn't give anyone time to speak, how could you know that someone else was stupid?"

"You're the machine gun, your whole family is a machine gun!"

Wang Yanyan chased Chen Erniu and beat until Chen Erniu raised his hands and surrendered.

"Chen Fan's stupid illness is really good? Don't lie to me. ”

After some beating and scolding, Wang Yanyan asked seriously, holding her waist with both hands, she was so tired that she was panting, and her chest rose and fell, which was spectacular.

Chen Erniu's efforts in the past few years, although he failed to give birth to a child, it was not in vain, at least the size of his daughter-in-law has gone up, even if there is no D, it is infinitely close to D.

And when I first married him, I was only B.

Spanning two cups in just a few years, I have to admit that Chen Erniu's technique is really not covered.

Sure enough, people can't look good, who would have thought that a stupid big and rough black would be a massage master?

"If I lie to you, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky." Chen Erniu swore to the sky seriously.

"Alright, I believe in you. Swear to the sky at every turn, be careful when Lei Zhen chops you to death. ”

"Hehe, I'm not afraid that you won't believe it?"

At this moment, Wang Yanyan had to believe it.

It's an old classmate, Chen Fan is stupid, she is very relieved.

However, that's all, she doesn't live at home with Chen Fan.

As for what Chen Fan will do in the future, she doesn't care about it, and it has nothing to do with her.

The feelings of the ignorant period have long been forgotten outside the clouds.

"Let's go, hurry home and take medicine. If it doesn't work this time, I can't spare you, old lady. Believe it or not, I really divorced you? Wang Yanyan glared at Chen Erniu fiercely.

This look made Chen Erniu feel a lot of pressure, and he felt like he was filled with lead under his feet, and he couldn't walk.

"Daughter-in-law, I said what if, if we really can't have a child? Are you really going to divorce me? Chen Erniu pulled a bitter gourd face, but his tone of voice was extremely serious, and he looked at the large and small packets of medicine in his hand, and then said: "I feel that this thing is useless, Wu Dabao cheated us out of money on that dog's day." I don't want to eat it, and I eat it for nothing. ”

When the words fell, he threw the medicine away.

"Pick it up!" Wang Yanyan was furious.

Although this medicine has not seen any effect, it carries hope.

Chen Erniu threw away the medicine, which cut off her hope.

Mourning is greater than heart death!

"I don't pick it up!" Chen Erniu refused.

"I'll let you pick it up!"

"I won't pick it up, I want to pick it up if you pick it up, and I won't eat it if I pick it up."

Bang bang bang!

The little pink fist rained down at that time.

After fighting for a while, Wang Yanyan suddenly squatted on the ground and cried.

After being married for so many years, although she has a lot of complaints about Chen Erniu, her feelings are absolutely sincere.

The so-called marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog.

"What can I do? The problem is not with me, how do I know what to do? Other people's children are born casually, and if they want to have a few children, how come we can't give birth to them? Wang Yanyan cried and was heartbroken.

Seeing his daughter-in-law crying so sadly, the corners of Chen Erniu's eyes were also moist, and he really wanted to smoke hundreds of ear scrapers, hating himself for being useless.

When I thought that I didn't even have a send-off after a hundred years, and that there was no one to inherit the family property, I felt very desperate in my heart.

Is there really no way?

Suddenly, he thought of what his daughter-in-law had just said, if he had married Chen Fan, the child would have been able to make soy sauce, and the child born would definitely be very good-looking.

Thinking of this, Chen Erniu suddenly had a bold idea in his heart.

If you can't have a child yourself, it's not a good idea to find a good brother to help you have one.

It can even be said that it is the only way.

Although IVF is also a way, he doesn't have so much money.

"A green hat, for a child, this deal is sure to make a profit! Otherwise, if the daughter-in-law mentions divorce, then the bamboo basket will be empty. Chen Erniu secretly made up his mind in his heart.

In addition to being handsome, Chen Fan is also a college student, and his head is not ordinarily smart. The child born may be excellent in the future, and he will definitely be a handsome guy.

Thinking of this, there was a little joy in his heart. I feel like I'm too witty.

It's just that if you pass him, you can't do it, and you have to agree with your daughter-in-law and Chen Fan.

"Wang Yanyan, don't cry, get up, I'll tell you something serious. I have a good idea about having children. But don't hit me when you hear that. Chen Erniu was a little weak-hearted, and he was really worried that after he said his thoughts, Wang Yanyan would shoot him to death with a brick.

"You say, I'll listen." Wang Yanyan wiped a handful of tears and stood up.

Chen Erniu made a long story short.

To his surprise, Wang Yanyan not only did not get angry, but pondered it seriously.

Chen Erniu knew that his daughter-in-law was by no means a water-based poplar woman, but she wanted a child of her own too much.

"Chen Fan, will he agree? What if it gets out? Wang Yanyan blushed with shame.

As long as she can have a child, she will also give up.

If it were someone else, she wouldn't necessarily agree.

But Chen Fan is different, an old classmate, and he was still the object of his crush when he was a child.

In addition, Chen Fan is a talent, he is very handsome, and now as long as he thinks about it, his heart is jumping around.

Men like beautiful women, so how can women not like handsome guys?

"I've come up with a good idea. In the evening I invite him to our house for dinner, get him drunk, and then you ...... again. God didn't know it, even Chen Fan himself didn't know, and it was done. God knows, you know and I know, and there is no need to worry about things leaking out. ”

As soon as Chen Erniu's method was spoken, Wang Yanyan was impressed at that time.

Exclaim that this method is absolutely amazing!

For the first time, she discovered that her stupid and cute husband also has a very smart side.

At this time, Chen Fan returned home with a basket on his back, not knowing that he was being calculated by his good brother.