If sarcasm is also a science, the people in Ruyi Liao should be able to be divided into three grades.

The one who occupies the throne of the sky is undoubtedly Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who can say expressionlessly in the face of a person who is an eyesore, "Seeing such an ugly thing is really bad for the eyes. I feel like my strength has dropped by about 0.5," but it's actually the most rudimentary.

Although she is also very poisonous under the snow, her mind is very flat and open, rather than a choppy and deep gap like Kasumigaoka. Just like when she designed to target Hidenori Ishida, her venomous snake doesn't stop at verbal attacks. When she says, "Allah, you have two arms, you must think it's too much to move, I'll help you break one," and she said, so don't think she's joking.

How can a person who can be so strict with himself be magnanimous to others.

In the protracted war with Ying Lili, even if it is a dispute she provoked when she took the initiative, she will definitely not be indifferent to Ying Lili's counterattack.

After defeating the blonde princess's scale ruse, she only left a reserved and haughty look, and the little golden retriever who stayed there stomped, brandished her golden double ponytail and attacked Kyosuke Hojo.

"Do you want to eat tempura?"

Someone whispered intimately.

The aroma of the oily tempura, the crispy breadcrumbs running in your mouth, and the unique aroma of sesame oil, are a magical food that makes you forget all your worries. Fried food has such a magical power.

Of course, if you have tempura, you can't miss out on ice cola, which is a perfect match, and it's a great drink that can share the world with cold beer. After all, although the aroma of oil is attractive, it will inevitably make people feel greasy, and the icy and cold, carbon dioxide-filled ice cola is the best solution to this shortcoming.

The faint moisture on the glass containing the brown liquid seemed to have cooled the calories that had just been eaten, and all the guilt was removed with the refreshing hiccup, and I was able to enjoy the food more happily.

At this moment, holding a piece of perilla leaf tempura with chopsticks in his right hand, and an exclusive glass in his right hand, where is the resentment just now, if it weren't for the time allowed, he would have turned on the TV a long time ago.

Looking at the happy Eiri Pear, Kyosuke Hojo didn't actually have the conscience to run away from home, and jumped out to condemn his master again.

"Look at her! Look at the British pear! Look at this simple and innocent kind girl like a blank piece of paper, such a beautiful girl like an angel, how can you bear to do this, your conscience I, it's very painful now! It's really painful!" - by Kyosuke Hojo's conscience

The smile on Kyosuke Hojo's face remained the same, for a man, it may be a little uncomfortable to be woken up in the middle of the night and walk into the kitchen from the warm quilt to bear the smoke and fire, but when he sees the girl eating the food she made with her own hands, and looking at the satisfaction and happiness blooming on that bright little face, he will instantly feel that all the efforts are worth it.

Not to mention getting up in the middle of the night to cook, even if it is to bring the soil from Koshien after losing the game to plant flowers for her. Although the soil is not suitable for growing flowers, he will never lose.

"How did you have the face to say such a thing? It's unbelievable that there are such brazen people in the world! Didn't you deliberately make a delicacy at night to tempt Eiri pear because you accepted a commission from Kasumigaoka?" - by Kyosuke Hojo's conscience

Kyosuke Hojo picked up the Coke bottle and helped Eri fill the glass. The girl raised her little face and smiled sweetly, and he returned the same smile, not forgetting to ask what to eat next?

There's no way around it, who told Senior Sister Shiyu to say something like that, who can refuse such a temptation. In comparison, Yingli Lili, who doesn't pay at all here, is more like an unscrupulous boss, and I'm already the best person in the world with so much dedication.

「…… Indeed, Shi Yu said so, so there is no way to do it."

Even the conscience of Kyosuke Hojo, who has always been known for his integrity, can't help but nod his head and say yes.

Right, if I refuse after seeing Sister Shiyu's appearance, Ying Lili will look down on me!

Thinking like this, Hojo Kyosuke's mind couldn't help but recall the seductive appearance of Shiyu-senpai two hours ago.

The white fingers lightly touched the plump red lips: "People want to eat something here~"

Combined with the beautiful face and burgundy magnificent eyes, as well as the looming snow white, it is like a succubus from hell, which can easily arouse the deepest desires in a man's heart.

In this way, I just agreed to do such a small thing, instead of signing a contract to sell my soul in a daze, which is enough to prove my strong will, the more someone thinks about it, the more confident he becomes, and he can't help but give himself a thumbs up in his heart.

Seeing that the food on the plate in front of Eiri was decreasing, Kyosuke Hojo quickly stood up and began to prepare the next wave of tempura.

Whether it's fried pork cutlets, fried shrimp, or fried potatoes, they are all the best when they are freshly out of the pot. The fried food that has just come out of the pot and the fried food after it are basically two kinds of food, once they are not eaten at the first time, they are the same grade food as fried green peppers.

Of course, stir-fried green peppers are also a delicious dish, and the reason for this example is that the people who eat the dishes now are English pears. For the blonde, if there really is Doraemon in the world, she will definitely order her ultimate knight Kyosuke Hojo to capture the blue tanuki, and then use the phone booth to destroy all the green peppers in the world without hesitation.

As for whether the disappearance of green peppers will lead to the destruction of the world, or whether it will make those who like green peppers suffer to the point of suicide, it is completely out of her consideration.

To sum up, although it was Shiyu's trick to desperately let her eat when she was sad after being defeated, Kyosuke Hojo didn't have the slightest discount when cooking food. As a chef with an entire room of knives, he can be said to be fully committed to cooking.

It's definitely not to satisfy Senior Sister Shiyu so that she can be satisfied, and it's not that she wants Ying Lili to be embarrassed to scold herself after finding out that she has become fat.

Then the next morning, a scream that could not even be separated from the door and the wall by such good sound insulation resounded through Ruyiliao.

When Glass, who was nervous and worried, opened the door with the lily hanging door number, what he saw was a Ying Li Li who stared at the scale with wide eyes and a face of "The world is destroyed, compared to the scale, the green pepper is so gentle" expression, it was a complex expression of disbelief, like ashes, and wanted to drag the world to destroy and start again.

Then, without waiting for Glass to ask what was going on, Shi Shiran, who had been ready for a long time, stepped into this dreamy room.

Yes, the dreamy room, the kind of dreamy room where all the little girls scream when they see it and idolize the owner of the room.

In the old Furukawa Garden, a home that can be used as a tourist attraction, the rooms of Eiri are furnished like the most exclusive suites of a five-star hotel, or like the rooms of a standard aristocracy.

An English green bed, a luxurious sofa, a lattice glass door leading to a spacious balcony, a Persian carpet, a rattan chair for afternoon tea, a plaster strip on the roof, and a bed curtain on the bed all show nobility and elegance.

The only problem was that it didn't look like a teenage girl's room.

And now this room is not as big as Spencer's bathroom, but there is no place that is not full of cuteness of little girls.

The wallpaper, which was a yellow-dominated lemon last week, has become a brown Coke princess today, and the carpet is no longer an abstract geometric pattern or a central medallion pattern with a special meaning, but a magic circle of unknown meaning.

Although he doesn't know the effect, Kyosuke Hojo is sure that it was designed by Eiri herself, and I don't know if she is preparing to become a magical girl in the future. But if he was to say it, it wasn't a good career. Whether it's a real magical girl, or a fantasy magical girl in the second year of secondary school, the ending is very sad.

Wait, looking at the young pear who is now sitting on the duck kneeling on the magic array, with a miserable and desperate face, Kyosuke Hojo suddenly has a guess.

Could this be that the magic circle has already taken effect?

In short, Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was already wearing her school uniform, squeezed through the crowd, stepped on the catwalk with her black silk legs, swayed her short skirt, walked into the room elegantly and beautifully, glanced at the numbers displayed on the scale, and let out a sigh that seemed to come from the abyss.

Kyosuke Hojo, who was standing at the door, clearly heard the sound of Eiriri's heartbreak.

Of course, he won't gain so much weight for a supper, but just like Ying Li Li asked him to do something to Shi Yu's scale, Shi Yu also let himself do something to Ying Lili's scale. The latter was not ordered by the former, but came up with this trick before Ying Lili.

Seeing that a corrupt black mist had begun to emanate from Eiriri's body, Kyosuke Hojo hurriedly squeezed into the room.

"It's okay, I'll be running with you from today onwards!" He sat down on his knees and took Ying Li into his arms.

The glass next to him also hurriedly began to comfort: "It's okay, I'm two kilograms fatter than you are Yingli pear."

Eiri Riri, who threw herself into Kyosuke Hojo's arms and was about to vent, turned around with a touched face when she heard this, and then saw Nishinomiya Glass's plump breasts that almost hit her face, it was a huge that would really break the buttons, and it was a word that was created for her!

"Wow-ahh

The blonde princess raised her head and began to weep, her voice miserable and tactful, and the apes on both sides of the Yangtze River listened to it with the kind of apprenticeship that they were all convinced of.

"Oh! The kind of desperate crying that Teacher Zhujiang said, it's Yingli Li, you are like this!"

Although he knew that he shouldn't be, Glass couldn't help but hide his mouth and exclaimed.

So the blonde princess's crying became more and more miserable and sad, and the little hand that pinched Kyosuke Hojo's thigh became more and more forceful.

At the door of the room, Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who had already retreated, happily high-fived Sakura Yamauchi, the dog-headed military master, in celebration.

There has never been a winner in this protracted war, it will only go on forever.

In the courtyard, Ying Lili, who was panting for breath and didn't even have the strength to speak, sat down on a chair and listened carefully to Sakura Yamauchi in front of her.

"After all, there's no precise definition of being fat, right? What is a perfect body, you can't say that gaining weight means getting fat, right? Maybe you're just making progress towards a perfect body, which is a kind of self-improvement!"

Sakura spoke as seriously as if he were discussing the Martian resource exploitation plan.

"You think that people who don't have friends can question what the definition of a friend is, and thus save themselves from the dilemma of loneliness. Why can't people who gain weight redefine the standard of a perfect body and thus rationalize their weight gain!

The fact that you have to run like a dead dog just because you gain weight is funny in itself!"

The girl was angry, as if the person who ran just now was herself, but in fact she also ran, and the amount was the same as that of Yingli Pear. It's just that although he has been doing radio gymnastics every day to exercise his body, Yingli Lili's physical strength is still not as good as Yamauchi Sakura, even if the latter's physical fitness has declined seriously now, but the hard work of more than ten years will not be easily defeated by fate.

As if suddenly realizing something, Sakura suddenly looked aside:

"I'm sorry, Momotaro, I'm not scolding you."

As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and gently kicked the fluffy puppy with his limbs straightened and his belly lying straight against the grass.

As Eiriri's best friend, Momotaro naturally accompanied him to run. Besides, even if you don't mention this best friend, even Aniki and the eldest sister head went for a run, how could it be absent?

But unfortunately, the puppy has not yet grown into a qualified sled dog, and he is so tired that he collapses on the ground and lets Kyosuke Hojo carry and run.

At this moment, in the face of the eldest sister's apology, Momotaro didn't even have the strength to say that it didn't matter, and he still stuck out his tongue and lay down on his corpse.

"It's useless, Momotaro, a puppy like you will be despised!" Ying Li Li said disdainfully.

Boom Boom –

Momotaro let out a series of scolding cries that anyone could hear, and he was full of energy, and he didn't look half-dead at all just now. But then again, it's the same with Ying Li, although I don't have the strength to discuss it with Sakura, but it's very powerful when I get acquainted with Momotaro.

"Stupid puppy!"

Boom –

One man and one dog cursed each other again, then stopped the fight and began to continue to gasp for air.

It is quite gentlemanly, and it is completely different from another war.

The dog-headed military advisor Yamauchi Sakura was affirmed by the blonde princess, and her expression became more and more vivid and lively, and she excitedly said bad ideas again and again.

By the time Kyosuke Hojo came out of the living room with a plate of cantaloupe, the next battle plan had been decided.

Eriri has to use all her strength, including but not limited to her most loyal knight Kyosuke Hojo, the smartest military advisor Sakura Yamauchi, and her most solid backing parents, to build a perfect body standard with her as the standard.

"First of all, let's start with the magazine that published Naoka's work last time, and I think the fashion magazine will be happy to discuss the body standards of the new generation of women."

Ying Li Li pondered, and Naoka should be happy too, after all, if the standard changes, it will also be beneficial to her.

"Then there's the talk show, where the people who run away with the angels hang out on the streets, and they run into the TV shows that are interviewed on the streets or there are bloggers." Sakura Yamauchi added.

"You can't pull it down at school, can you? Let the people from your school radio club discuss this matter as well, and ask Megumi to be a guest." Kyosuke Hojo also actively contributed ideas.

"Broadcasters can, they discuss boring things every day, and they won't refuse this kind of interesting thing."

The blue eyes of the British pear bloom with the brilliance of wisdom:

"But Megumi can't!"

How could she, who is smart, not see that Megumi's boobs are bigger than her own!

"Let Naohua go! It's time for her to do something to thank me as a senior!"

It's terrible, as long as it's not a serious thing, the IQ and EQ will rise in a straight line, and the pear has once again become a substitute model.

Zhihua, who was sitting on the side and eating melons silently, covered her face and sighed helplessly, and she didn't intend to refuse, she had participated in this kind of nonsense countless times.

Glass, holding a white handkerchief in her hand, sat quietly on the side, with a gentle smile on her face, and only when the cantaloupe juice on the chin of Kyosuke Hojo's face was about to drip off, she would raise her hand and gently wipe it with the handkerchief.

Yukino sat on the sidelines, a little worried, afraid that the next moment the blonde princess would give her an order to talk about the new body standard when she was in school class. However, after following Hojo-kun's gaze and looking down, she was relieved that she should be excluded from Eiri Pear as well.

Thank you for your plans, monthly passes and recommended tickets for your support, thank you.

(End of chapter)