"Such a stupid thing, I guess it can't be Sakura-san, you did it."

"Wha, how could I do this stupid thing of covering my ears and ringing the bell, you are so humorous little poem."

Looking at Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was holding a magazine in front of him, he was helpless for two points and had a headache and was very speechless, Yamauchi Sakura laughed and said yes without changing his face.

"Although Ying Li often does stupid things, the stupid things she does are distinctive......

Kasumigaoka looked at the articles in the magazine that discussed the perfect body of the new generation of women from the aspects of body proportions, health conditions, social status, historical progress, etc., and knew that it must have been written by the man he loved the most. The data is detailed, the arguments are solid, and the writing is infinitely inflammatory and persuasive that absolutely no one but Kyosuke can do.

He can't talk nonsense if he writes better than him, and he doesn't have such logical and clear science knowledge than he can talk nonsense, even if all the conditions are met, he won't be found by that stupid guy of Ying Lili, and he won't use the strength to publish papers in world-class academic journals to write such articles of unknown meaning.

Only the sophistry Sakura Yamauchi would come up with such a stupid plan, and Kyosuke would accompany them to carry out such a stupid plan with such a good leisure and leisure.

"Moha, little poem, you are so humorous!"

Yamauchi Sakura denied it again, and resolutely refused to admit it anyway.

This magazine that Naoka Ueno has always ordered, and today a certain golden retriever "" accidentally bought more than 200 copies, "in order not to waste it", only one copy was distributed to each of the family, and the rest was taken to the school and given to the classmates for free.

"Sakura, do you know how a person with a bad brain can become a smart person the fastest?" Kasumigaoka asked.

"Reincarnate and reborn!" Yamauchi Sakura replied without hesitation without hesitation, and his tone was firm and moving.

「…… Really, why would I want to talk to you seriously?"

Kasumigaoka lowered his head helplessly, and then said weakly: "Even if your head is not smart, as long as you find a group of people who are not smart enough, you can successfully become a smart person."

A fool like Eiri Riri, if there is no Sakura and Kyosuke to mess around, he can quickly realize how childish his actions are. Unfortunately, she's surrounded by a bunch of bastards who like to mess around even more than she does.

"But, don't you have a lot of fun, little poem?"

Sakura put her hands on her knees, holding a grinning face and looking at Kasumigaoka Shiyu in front of her, her tone sincere.

The smile on Kasumigaoka's face froze, and it was this stagnant smile that made her realize that her expression was so happy now. She seemed to see her own joy in Sakura's bright yellow eyes.

The girl stood up happily, walked out of the living room, ran to the blonde princess who was sketching in the courtyard, and whispered into her ear.

Kasumigaoka is right, although they are all stupid things that can make people laugh off their big teeth, but everyone's style of acting is very remarkable.

When he was a child, Sakura Yamauchi wanted to claim the nickname "stupid beauty" on his own, and for this reason, he debated with Kyosuke Hojo for a while, trying to prove how stupid he was. But in the end, out of friendship, he gave this nickname to Mikiko Hojo.

She does things like herself, without haze, although she is full of crooked reasoning and does things imaginatively, but she is full of self-amusement. She doesn't expect others to understand.,Won't want to force others to accept.,Compared to the pride of Kyosuke Hojo and Kasumigaoka.,She seems to be a different kind of pride.。 It's not annoying, on the contrary, it will make people who see it can't help but be infected.

Just like the plan she has now dedicated to Ying Li Li - "Establish a perfect body standard based on Ying Li Pear", which is stupid and childish, but it is just very funny.

As far as Kasumigaoka knows, after Naoka, who is the second signatory of the article, was annoyed and couldn't bear to have to make some revelations, this topic really became popular in Toyonosaki Academy. And as the direct target of this article, she also heard some news from the girls in her own support club in the class.

Specifically, the members of their drama club and cheerleading team have decided to hold an official public debate with the people from the art department and the textile department, and they will compete in front of the teachers and students of the whole school.

As for why the debate tournament is dominated by these four clubs, it is because the objects of their respective support are Shiwa Kasumigaoka and Sawamura Spencer Eiriri.

Of course, the debate topic will not be "Kasumigaoka Shiha VS Sawamura Eiri Riri, who is the perfect body!" , but "Should the so-called justice be determined by the size of the breasts!?"

The black-haired and red-eyed witch was bored, but when she heard the name of the debate, she burst out laughing.

Isn't that a win-win? If the positive side wins, Ying Lili can naturally cry, as for the opposite side wins.

To be honest, Kasumigaoka is looking forward to the scene ahead.

When the debate competition ended, the fools around Eiri Kashiwagi happily hugged her and cheered loudly:

"Great, Eiri Kashiwagi senpai, small boobs are the real justice! A flat chest is true perfection!"

"Puff up your chest proudly, Sawamura-senpai! It's a great victory, small boobs finally beat big boobs!"

"What's the use of big boobs, it's all heresy!"

At that time, the expression of the blonde stupid must have been wonderful!

Kasumigaoka seemed to have seen the two golden double ponytails slouching down, and when the time came, she would definitely walk up to Kashiwagi Hideri, bow meticulously, and apologize in the most sincere tone:

"I'm sorry, Sawamura-san, but I admit that small boobs are the standard of a perfect woman!"

Hahaha, just thinking of that scene, Kasumigaoka's burgundy eyes were filled with brilliant brilliance.

She turned her head and looked at the two in the courtyard.

Yamauchi Sakura swore with a sworn face, and Yingli Li looked thoughtful, and she almost laughed out loud when she saw this funny scene.

This is Sakura Yamauchi, an unpredictable and unpredictable woman, no matter what happens, as long as her figure will be mixed in, she will rush in an unknowable direction like a wild dog. It's not so much that she's a witch, it's better to say that she's a witch. Poor Ying Lili would actually believe her nonsense, hey, it's so cute~~

Kasumigaoka, who was in high spirits, was waiting for the next day's debate, and even invited the most professional camera team at his own expense to shoot Eiri Kashiwagi with a separate camera, recording the changes in her expression and how she broke through the slip into the abyss.

Unfortunately, before the debate tournament was held, Toyonosaki Gakuin held a disaster drill.

The disaster drill is not the focus, the focus is on a project that slides down the stairs from the top of a building.

"This woman is so fast!"

An elegant and beautiful blonde lady exclaimed with her mouth covered.

"Seems to be faster."

"Is it because the materials of the school uniform are better?"

"No, it must be because of the weight!"

"Bastard, where is Kasumigaoka-sani fat!"

"Bastard, don't frame me, I didn't say that Kasumigaoka-senpai was fat, I just said that she was heavy!"

"But the weight and the rate of decline ......"

"Oh, look at Koikeko-senpai, it's indeed slower than Kasumigaoka-senpai!"

"It seems that in order to increase the survival rate when escaping, it is better to eat more and try to gain weight...... Well, I mean, it's good to gain some weight."

The beautiful blonde lady said in a light and elegant tone.

"But if you're too fat, you'll get stuck."

"It's okay to be fat enough to be like Kasumigaoka-senpai."

……

On the flat ground below the building, the teachers in charge of the disaster prevention drill noticed a strange phenomenon, and for some reason, the girls who slipped down later became very slow, as if they were deliberately slowing down with their feet and hands.

"Hey, that's dangerous! Slide down with the weight of your body in one go!"

A teacher with a whistle around his neck shouted, and the teacher on the roof of the building also came over to urge.

But who knew that after such a shout, the rest of the students fell even more slowly.

The teacher in charge was embarrassed, and he was about to be reprimanded when he went up, but what he didn't expect was that the expressions of those girls were more embarrassed than him, and they were nervous.

Really, what's going on, aren't disaster drills done regularly? As for being so nervous?

Thinking like this, the teacher couldn't help but slow down. It's the roof of the building, and if these students jump off nervously, they'll be doomed! So his waist bent down involuntarily, and his expression and tone were even more gentle than he had ever seen:

"It's okay, don't worry about falling out, the weight of your body will help you stick firmly to the slide, and you will reach the ground with a bang, it's very safe, isn't Kaneda, whose father is a sumo wrestler, landing safely?"

The teacher tried hard to persuade him, but what made him bitter was that these students or girls became more nervous when they heard what they said. However, the boy is very cooperative, but after sliding down, he has to compare the time, and then somehow begins to compare weights.

Is there anything related to slides and weight?

The PE teacher frowned and fell into deep thought.

And the girls who came down the slide were also discussing how fast they were sliding down, and then there were all kinds of heated discussions.

Regarding all this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who had already slipped to the first floor and was following the large army to a safe place, had no idea.

After returning to the classroom after the disaster drill, she learned about it from her little fan girl.

"Scumbag" she said unceremoniously, there was no fluctuation in her heart, whether she was fat or thin had nothing to do with those idiots, Kyosuke's obsessive eyes were the biggest affirmation of her. Since she was a child, she has learned that if people care too much about what others think, they will achieve nothing.

However, after hearing the first words that came from Kashiwagi Eiri's mouth, she was speechless in her heart.

"It's okay, Kasumigaoka-san, even if you're a little bigger, you're the perfect in my mind!"

"That's right! No matter what the final result is, Sawamura-san's figure can't compare to yours!"

The two little fan girls comforted and expressed their heartfelt feelings by the way. After getting acquainted with it a little, they discover that Kasumigaoka-san, who is not as difficult to reach as the legend says.

Uh, okay...... It's really hard to get along with, even if they're big fans of Kasumigaoka-san, there's no way to say that with a clear conscience.

She has no intention of making friends at all, and is completely dismissive of those who come up with her, like the ultimate predator at the top of the food chain, who can scare people to death with just the aura of her eyes.

But fortunately, in the last war (the Honya Grand Award Kyosuke Hojo girlfriend incident), they unswervingly supported Kasumigaoka-san, so they got the right to talk to her.

As long as you can speak well, the attractive aspects of Kasumigaoka-san's personality will be revealed. Because she is too proud, she never hides and lies, and she will tell her as long as she asks about many things, so the two know a lot of inside information.

"Wife War!"

Beneath the seemingly peaceful daily life, there is a dangerous war hidden, unpredictable and unpredictable, even if it is as powerful as Kasumigaoka, the classmate has to go all out. And Sawamura-san is also a party to the war, and he is surviving with ignorance and good luck.

Even if they don't experience it firsthand, they can feel how terrible this "wives war" is if they just listen to the participants in the war.

"The Great European faction is justice!"

The two fans shouted loudly, and then everyone else in the classroom followed suit. Things have developed to the point that it is not just a matter of two people or four clubs, it is the lower grades who have to launch the upper grades.

They didn't exercise because they had to prepare for the exam in the third grade, and it was natural for them to gain weight, and now you are talking about why we slide the slide fast, which is really unreasonable. I don't want to think about why we have to slide the slide, it's not because we gave up the lower floors to you. If there is a real disaster, you are the first beneficiary, which is too much!

"The Great European faction will win!"

"Roar—"

The crowd was excited, united as one, Kasumigaoka frowned painfully, and began to rub his temples.

The debate competition was about to begin, and the stadium was packed, the aisles and open spaces were "piled up" with people, and there were even banners that were rushed out, and the cheerleading squad's well-built and staunch European supporters danced on the spot to cheer on their debaters.

At the front of the audience, a girl with black hair like a waterfall and bloodshot eyes sat alone, elegant and calm. Even now that scalpers are selling seats, there are still two seats vacant next to her. Even if he didn't say a word, his face was expressionless, and the invisible momentum made the people next to him shudder.

The blonde-haired princess with a gentle smile walked over from the side, and even though she was a representative of the opposite side, no one glared at her, but everyone greeted her excitedly.

What are you kidding, this is the perfect lady of Toyonosaki!

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