262 I'm going to marry the toilet

Kyosuke Hojo sat on the bed, rubbing his eyes and yawning, enjoying the unique afterglow of sleep.

The brain was blank, muddy, lazy, and a little powerless. The logic module didn't seem to be connected to the main brain yet, and for a while they all began to think about why they woke up and why they fell asleep.

However, unlike the previous experience of being woken up, even if he didn't quite remember the content of the phone call before, Yukino's refreshing and gentle voice like a stream still gently surrounded his mind, helping this man who had been busy all night to piece together his fragmented thoughts little by little.

At this moment, the door to Kyosuke Hojo's room was suddenly opened.

White light poured in through the crack in the door, but strangely enough, although the door was open, there was no one to see who had opened it.

"Aha~~ Kyosuke is awake! Kashiko guessed right! ”

The milky children's voice sounded, and it turned out that the door was opened by a little girl who was not yet as high as the door lock.

As the voice sounded, the small figure threw himself on the bed of Kyosuke Hojo, the upper body was lying on his stomach, the little hand found his brother's big foot through the quilt, and used the toes as the fulcrum of rock climbing, and his mouth made a cute hey hey sound, and the two little short legs kicked and crawled towards the bed.

Kyosuke Hojo's pupils quickly changed to adjust to the light, and he immediately saw the little cutie at the end of the bed.

I was woken up by a gentle beautiful teacher.,When I opened my eyes, I immediately saw my cute and innocent sister.,Is there anything happier in the world than this?

The old man's expression had melted like a candle, and he was all satisfied.

Bang -

Gashiko, who climbed into bed, made a small short-handed, short-legged movement, and quickly climbed to the side of the pillow.

Kyosuke Hojo was just about to speak, but his face was hugged by his sister's two small short hands.

"Good afternoon, Kyosuke!"

Kashiko shouted energetically.

"Good afternoon, Gashiko."

Even if his face was squeezed flat by his sister's small hands, it didn't affect the smile in Kyosuke Hojo's voice.

Stretched out his hand from the quilt and lifted his little sister up with a little effort.

His arms were longer than his sister's, so the little girl kicked in the air as soon as she was lifted, as if she was swimming in a swimming ring, giggling incessantly.

The sweet laughter without any impurities was contagious, and Kyosuke Hojo laughed too.

Just then, another person appeared at the door.

As if the scene was repeated, the visitor climbed onto Kyosuke Hojo's bed without saying a word, and with the same hands and feet, he crawled over.

With a snap, Kyosuke Hojo's face was hugged again.

"Good morning, Kyosuke~"

A vibrant voice and a smiling face that shines like the sun.

Yamauchi Sakura, dignified debut!

"Good morning, my Sakura." Kyosuke Hojo put his sister down and responded with a smile.

"What about me, what about me! Sakura-chan hasn't said hello to Kaseko yet! Jia Shizi hurriedly said:

"And it's noon."

"Good morning, Kashiko. Also, just wake up and say good morning. I want to tell everyone generously that I am a happy person who can sleep until noon and get up! ”

Sakura is full of words, a good day begins with saying good morning to Kyosuke, and a new day's cultivation begins with fooling Hojo Kaseko.

Kaseko's small head was obviously not enough to think about such a difficult question, and after frowning and thinking for a while, adhering to the Hojo family's fine tradition of "never embarrass yourself", she snapped and hugged Sister Sakura's face:

"Good afternoon, Sakura-chan!"

The immature voice instantly made the two laugh, and then the three of them played in bed, if it weren't for the voice of Mikiko Hojo below, the two high school students were afraid that they would even skip the afternoon class.

"What's Mommy's schedule for the afternoon?"

At the dinner table, Kyosuke Hojo asked while eating.

Hearing this, Sakura next to him hurriedly swallowed what was in his mouth and raised his hand:

"My mother just sent a message this morning, please ask me if Aunt Mijiko is free today, if so, she will come to Tokyo to play with you."

"Huh? Today, there's a lot going on today. Mikiko Hojo said with some embarrassment.

"Mitsuha said he wanted to take me to the university for a walk.,Miki said let me go to the smoke pavilion to try new dishes.,Ying Lili's mother also invited me to tea.,And ......"

The stupid beauty pulled her fingers, counted them one by one, counted them, and suddenly raised her head as if she had just woken up from a dream and said:

"I remember! Kyosuke's dad is almost due to come back today, and I have to supervise him to deliver all the gifts. ”

Speaking of which, Kyosuke Hojo remembered that it had been a long time since he had seen his father.

After Hojo Ichiro was drunk one after another, Grandpa Hojo in his hometown was overjoyed when he heard that his precious grandson's friends in Tokyo were so enthusiastic, and immediately decided to thank others for their hospitality, and immediately began to slaughter cattle after hanging up his daughter-in-law's phone.

The slaughter was a cow named "Super Brave", which was given by Jia Shizi, because when Jia Shizi was examining who to eat next, the cow was eating grass and eating very happily, looking indifferent to life and death.

While slaughtering the cow, the old man ordered his son to rush home immediately, personally escort the beef to Beijing, and meticulously complete the gift.

So Ichiro Hojo, who was not awake from a hangover, was stuffed on the plane again in a daze, and before he got off the plane, he remembered to drink saliva and put on an apron and began to decompose the beef.

"Take out your roots, everyone takes care of Kyosuke so much in Tokyo, how can you, as a father, be indifferent and give me a heartfelt sword, so that everyone can feel the sincerity of the Hojo family when they eat beef!"

The old man said this and kicked his son in the ass.

Hiss –

The strength of this kick was not small at all, and while gasping, Hojo Ichiro gritted his teeth and decided to return it tenfold. Of course, it was Bong who was still on Kyosuke Hojo. It's all Lao Tzu kicking his son, and there is no problem at all.

The man in the family is responsible for the cutting, how much each family sends, and which part to send is the responsibility of Mikiko Hojo.

It will definitely be very difficult for ordinary people to give this question, and they must weigh it left and right, thinking about the relationship between those girls and their sons, whether they are ordinary friends or ambiguous objects, whether they are future daughters-in-law or future daughters-in-law. The gift is too heavy and abrupt, and it will hurt people if it is light.

But who is Mikiko Hojo? That's a stupid beauty with great wisdom.

I didn't have to think about it at all, and four big words popped up in my head.

I want them all!

Ahem, no, it should be - no discrimination!

Beef tongue, upper brain, shoulder, tenderloin...... Each portion has to contain these slots, and they should all be divided equally!

She's not the kind of cronyism, all girls are just as cute in her eyes! The same is suitable for being a daughter-in-law! You must not favor one over the other, otherwise you will cause trouble for your son!

Hearing his wife's words, the peerless rake ear Hojo Ichiro swallowed a bunch of muttering and began to prepare gifts for the spirit of preparing for the third year of high school.

Sure enough, you shouldn't have a son, and now you haven't determined the relationship and created so much trouble for yourself, and when you get married in the future, you won't have to fight in the Warring States Fight?

Hojo Ichiro knew that when he gave a gift, he would inevitably have another binge drink, and vowed viciously in his heart that he would never set foot in this terrible place of Tokyo again.

…… Unless the baby daughter is going to study in Tokyo in the future, she must come to accompany her.

"The first one is to go to the three leaves house first, right? It just so happened that she said that she didn't have to go to class this afternoon, and last time she said that she wanted to try Kyosuke's steak from snacks to large, and today is just the right time to satisfy her! Mikiko Hojo said with great interest, and she had a posture to show her skills.

"Then I'll call the company's car for you to use."

Kyosuke Hojo nodded, it seems that his mother is having a good time in Tokyo. Miki won't talk about it.,Sanye's cooking skills actually have to get rid of the stupid mother a lot.,But one is happy to teach.,One is happy to learn.,Anyway, it's all happy.。

"Mom, you have to look at Dad, you're so old, and you're still drunk every day, so your body can't stand it."

He casually persuaded that in fact, he had already quietly told his grandfather about his father's heroic posture at the wine table. The old man was overjoyed when he heard this, and called out that there was one more person who drank with him.

Well, Kyosuke Hojo's father hardly drinks since he didn't work because he felt that drinking delayed spending sweet time with his wife. After having a daughter, I didn't drink a drop of alcohol, for fear of smoking my baby daughter. So although there are a bunch of people in the family, the old man Hojo can only drink alone at home.

"Ichiro is also very happy to see that Kyosuke has made so many friends in Tokyo, so let him indulge a little."

Mikiko Hojo squinted her eyes and smiled.

"Then the second one will go to my house! My dad will definitely have enough to drink with Uncle Ichiro! ”

Sakura Yamauchi immediately responded positively.

"Hahaha, Ichiro will be very happy to hear it." Mijiko happily agreed.

"But just send one over there under the snow, right? Is it necessary to send two copies? Kyosuke Hojo chimed in.

"Xue Nai, Yang Nai, two people, send two copies, no problem at all!" is very good at math.

"Yes."

After a brief meal, the two changed into school uniforms and went out.

On the other side, under the snow, who had just finished lunch, finally received a reply.

Yamauchi Sakura's reply is also an emoji, but it is not a cat emoji, but a homemade emoji of Sakura Yamauchi.

The selfie of the Genki girl, with the special effects of the Super Saiyan, exudes a golden aura all over her body, her hair has also become a Sakya fruit, her eyes are bright, and there are two bursting fonts on her head "Yuanqi!! ”

Looking at this emoji, the black-haired girl laughed unconsciously.

"Can I bookmark this meme?"

She asked earnestly.

Sakura Yamauchi, who was on the other side, didn't answer, but started the emoji bombardment with a sigh, all of which were made with selfies, and occasionally mixed with two Nishinomiya glasses and Ying pear pears.

The blonde princess crossed her hands on her hips and lowered her chin to show "I don't know!" , The corners of the quiet girl's mouth are crooked, her eyes are soft, "Even if you are a stupid person, I will not dislike you", the two eyes of the young girl look at the left "funny funny", the eyeballs look to the right "funny again", the little face of the young girl is wrinkled into a ball, "Kyosuke Hojo's childhood friend will never admit defeat", the young girl, ......

Under the snow, who was almost stunned by happiness, he kept collecting it in a hurry, and silently thought about the possibility of making his own emojis.

On the other side, Kyosuke Hojo's reply was: "I was really flattered to receive such a concern suddenly, and I almost had the illusion that I didn't like me under the snow, but fortunately I remembered in time that I was responsible for solving the commission, and I was relieved that I would go to school in the afternoon to report to the president."

When she saw the first half of the sentence, the sentence "Hojo-san, is your pheromone receiver broken, why can you draw such a wrong conclusion from such a normal sentence", had already appeared in Xuexia's head, but when she saw the second half of the sentence, she frowned a little annoyed.

Without getting tangled, she typed directly:

"Even if it's the Yamada family, twenty meters east of the Otsuka North Hall, every day when I go to school, I will bark at me through the fence, and if I don't see it one day, I will worry if the neighbors around me can't stand it and poison it, let alone a living person like you.

You can rest assured that I do care about you."

When you're done, click Send.

It's me, and I'm honest with myself today. Xue Xia was quite satisfied with his performance, and in a happy mood, he generously sent a smile to the boy opposite.

「…… Thank you, gracious and generous Miss Snow. Knowing that you have a higher status in your heart than a puppy that barks at passers-by every day and could be poisoned at any time is very inspiring to me, and if it doesn't give me the courage to conquer the world in the next second, at least I can calmly face Momotaro's adoration.

Finally, thank you for your concern, I didn't come to school because I was busy sleeping. My physical and mental ...... I'm in good shape and in good spirits before I saw your message (smile)." - Kyosuke Hojo

"That's good (smile)."

Yukishia also smiled back, and she felt that Kyosuke Hojo should have understood her humor, so she added that expression.

"(smiles)" - Kyosuke Hojo

"(smiles)" - Yukino under the snow

The conversation between the two ended with two smiling emojis, and the same smile appeared on the face of the black-haired girl. Yes, she is the kind of person who will make exactly the same expression on her face at the same time as whatever expression she postes, like those emojis sent by Sakura Yamauchi just now, she imitates and collects them, and repeats them quietly when she sends messages and types.

When Kyosuke Hojo opened the back door of the classroom before the first class in the afternoon began, he was greeted by a sweet strawberry-like smile of a pink ball-headed girl.

"Good afternoon, Kyosuke-kun~" Nishinomiya Glass stood up and waved happily.

When Kyosuke Hojo walked to the classroom office after the last class in the afternoon, he happened to meet Mr. Hiratsuka, who had just come out of the bathroom.

The great teacher stood outside the bathroom, his face full of firmness, and he kept muttering a phrase:

"I'm going to marry the toilet." (End of chapter)