"I'm going to marry the toilet."

At first, Kyosuke Hojo thought he had misheard, but when he got closer, he found that Hiratsuka was really talking about this sentence.

This poor woman...... Have you been driven crazy?

"Why not marry cigarettes? Even if you had to choose, most people would only choose cigarettes, right? He asked curiously.

"What stupid thing are you talking about, if you marry a cigarette, if you suffer from lung cancer in the future, the cigarette will definitely blame itself."

Hiratsuka said without looking back, it seems that she is completely immersed in the bright future of marrying the toilet.

"So it's the same if you don't marry beer?"

"That's right, even if you like beer, it's too dangerous to marry beer. The so-called adult is to learn to refuse the temptation, although the beer is not suitable for marriage, drinking too much will cause embarrassment, and if you are not careful, your image will be ruined, so you can't get married again. ”

Yo, this logic is quite clear, it doesn't seem to be all crazy.

Kyosuke Hojo was a little surprised, and couldn't help but have a little admiration for this reliable adult, and asked in a low voice:

"So why did you choose the toilet to get married?"

"Baga, the toilet is such an ideal marriage partner, can't you see him!"

The woman turned her head and looked angry that her fiancé's merits had not been discovered.

"Isn't that asking the mature Hiratsuka-sensei for advice?" Kyosuke Hojo said with low eyebrows.

"Ahem, listen to the little ghost, with my research on more than ten years of marriage......"

"More than ten years ......?"

"Don't interject! If you want to express your worship, it will give you a chance. ”

Hiratsuka stared at her and reprimanded unhappily.

“……”

Kyosuke Hojo smiled with his eyebrows lowered, even if he is crazy, I can feel relieved to see you so spirited on behalf of Yukino.

"Marriage partner, you must not choose the kind of person who has a dazzling appearance and wants to marry him just by looking at it, because that kind of person will definitely not marry me!"

Hiratsuka held up a finger and taught the students solemnly.

"Even if the other party is with me because of my fist love, and when I find out all kinds of bad things after I get married, he will definitely desperately want to leave me."

She clenched her right hand into a fist and waved it vigorously, vividly interpreting what is called "fist" love.

"Bad? In addition to being nosy, what are the bad things about teachers? Kyosuke Hojo wondered, he was actually curious why such an excellent woman as Hiratsuka had repeatedly failed on blind dates.

The figure is superb, and the personality is also very good. In the latter case, even if you don't know her, it's enough to see that she can become friends with Yang Nai, who has such a bad personality.

"I'm not nosy......"

muttered a sentence very unconfidently, Hiratsuka Jing began to pull his fingers and began to wash his bad habits:

"I like to smoke, and I snuff it out every time I take a puff, and I smell of tobacco on my fingers."

"Is there a mouth?"

"What are you talking about, of course not!"

Hiratsuka's eyes widened again, and at the same time leaned forward, tiptoeing.

"Ha-ha-"

This lovely woman exhaled vigorously, like a child trying to prove to her parents that she had not eaten contraband.

Kyosuke Hojo hurriedly dodged in disgust, it was true that there was no taste at all, but the warm and moist gas spraying on his face always made people feel very embarrassed.

"Okay, okay, I know you didn't steal it in just now, so go ahead and talk about your bad problems." He took a step back.

"Stealing?"

Hiratsuka was stunned for a moment, turned his head and glanced at the bathroom behind him, and immediately became angry after reacting:

"The toilet is my ideal marriage partner, how can I rob him!"

……？

Seriously, for a moment, Kyosuke Hojo was moved by this persistent woman. Her fidelity to her marriage will definitely put 99.999 percent of the world to shame.

Of course, this does not include yourself. When it comes to fidelity to marriage, Kyosuke Hojo admits that he is not inferior to anyone. It's a pity that Hiratsuka obviously disagrees with this, which is also the fundamental reason why the two are not right.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Kyosuke Hojo said sincerely.

"And we've been talking for so long, haven't you noticed that there is no smoke in my mouth! It's not okay to be so observant. ”

Hiratsuka's anger came and went as fast as she could, while muttering something to herself.

With excellent listening, Kyosuke Hojo keenly captured a few keywords, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical, Breath Freshening Pills, Kissing Candy, Kiss Artifact......

I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei.

Kyosuke Hojo was ashamed in his heart, he thought that Hiratsuka was the kind of person who just shouted that he wanted to get married, but he didn't want to get married at all. Now it seems that she is really working hard!

This is really not to blame him, almost every holiday, Hojo Kyosuke can see Hiratsuka Shizune having fun in various places through various channels. Don't get me wrong, it's not the kind of place where there are men and women. Rather, it is a café with 80s comics, a baseball game for elementary school students, and a 100-dollar treasure excavation...... And so on, just some places that are very happy but have nothing to do with getting married.

No, if you have to say it, there are actually marriage-related incidents.

Yui Hihama had quietly told him last week, and the current team led by Miura had organized a prayer trip to Tamaki Inari Shrine, where they met Shizuka-sensei Hiratsuka, who was standing in front of the altar and praying sincerely.

Bow, stuff money, rattle, bow, make a wish, bow.

The five-dollar coin was accurately thrown into the cash box, but Miura Yuiko complained about how many times it had been thrown to be so accurate, and it didn't touch the fence grid at all.

The momentum of the bell ringing was so amazing that according to Yuhihama, everyone thought at the time that if the gods really appeared, Hiratsuka-sensei would probably jump on the altar and grab the gods' ears and shout, "Did you hear that!" Labor and management are about to start making wishes! ”

When making a wish, it is also very powerful, even if you are two meters away, you can hear the voice full of hope and resentment.

"I have to get married this year, and if I don't get married this year, I'm going to come and get my money back. If you don't get married tomorrow, you'll have to pay me double the compensation, and if you don't get married the year after, I'll take the box away. ”

When Miura Yuiko secretly laughed, the kind-hearted Yui Yuira secretly pulled Hiratsuka and told her a cruel truth.

"Teacher, this is a shrine for good fortune, so if you ask for marriage, you should go to the Great Shrine."

The reason why Yuiko spends her precious weekend prayers at the shrine is because she spends too much money during this time and has not enough pocket money, so she comes to pray for a pie in the sky.

Looking at the pious appearance of the previous teacher, Yubihama was very worried that the teacher would not be able to stand the blow. Who knew that Hiratsuka Jing actually smiled very heartily:

"Hahaha, it's okay, I know."

When he heard this, in the face of Yubihama's doubts, Yamauchi Sakura laughed and gave the answer, why did Hiratsuka Sensei do that even though he knew that this was not a shrine to pray for marriage.

"In this case, if you can't get married this year, it's not your own problem, but because the gods don't work hard enough~"

Yubihama was dumbfounded, but at the same time, he felt that maybe it was really like this.

In short, in Hojo Kyosuke's impression, Hiratsuka's only effort to get married is probably limited to going to the shrine to pray, or going to a shrine that does not match the major.

It's like taking a kindergarten child to a video game city to play The King of Fighters, although it is the same as the rocking car, but can it be the same!

"So don't keep your eyes looking into the distance, but also pay attention to the things around you!" Mr. Hiratsuka casually said something very powerful.

Kyosuke Hojo nodded seriously and decided to treat Hiratsuka a little better in the future. She has reached the point where she wants to marry the toilet, and if she is embarrassed, she is still human.

"Huh?!"

Suddenly, Hiratsuka's eyes widened, and she couldn't stop backing with her two feet, almost hitting the girl in the back. The reckless woman quickly apologized again and again.

"Hokkai, Hojo! When did you kid come here?! ”

"Teacher, the person who spoke to you just now has always been me. If you have to ask exactly, this is when you stand here and announce that you are going to marry the toilet. What a very touching statement. ”

Kyosuke Hojo said with low eyebrows.

Hiratsuka Shizune gasped when she heard this, it was bad, because she found her ideal marriage partner, she was a little carried away for a while. I was tricked by this treacherous imp to say a lot.

"Go on, what's wrong with it other than smoking?" Kyosuke Hojo asked.

"the!"

Hiratsuka rolled her eyes, turned and walked forward.

Because what she was going to talk about today was a little sensitive, she chose the counseling booth in the office instead of the counseling booth in the office, but chose a special tutoring room.

Kyosuke Hojo laughed and didn't ask again, he knew that Hiratsuka Jing would not be able to hold back, as long as it was something related to marriage, this guy would be very excited.

In the counseling room, the two sit opposite each other.

Shizune Hiratsuka lights a cigarette and her long legs in trousers are overlapped. He took a puff of cigarette in his right hand, exhaled white air to the side, and said:

"I chose this classroom with no one on purpose, you should know what I want to talk to you about, right?"

"Talk about why you want to marry the toilet." Kyosuke Hojo said as a matter of course.

"That's right, pick up where I left off. In addition to smoking, there is also drinking, which is why beer is not suitable anymore! ”

Hiratsuka's expression immediately became excited, and he said with a fluttering eyebrow, and the cigarette he only smoked was also snuffed out in the portable ash bag.

It was a square bag supported by cowhide, with a red five-pointed star printed on the front, and the inner layer was supposed to be a fireproof and insulating material. Because it looked exquisite, Kyosuke Hojo took a second look.

Things were as he expected, Hiratsuka Jing really couldn't hold back, and it looked like she was eager to pull the god's ear and tell the other party that she had found an ideal marriage partner.

At the same time, the woman lit another cigarette and took a hard puff to extinguish it again.

Ying Lili and her should have a common language, right? Kyosuke Hojo thought to himself. Because Ying Li Li once preached to everyone he knew, 99 percent of the essence of Coke was gathered in the first sip.

"Beer is delicious, but if you drink too much, you will vomit." Hiratsuka said the reason loudly.

"That's right." Kyosuke Hojo nodded, he also knew why he chose a classroom with no one.

"Vomiting, diarrhea, menstrual periods, all the embarrassing side was seen by the toilet, but he accepted all this from me and didn't dislike me at all."

The woman had tears in her eyes and felt extremely guilty in her heart.

struggled to find marriage, but it turned a blind eye to true love, and he failed the toilet for so many years.

I'm damned.

It seems that the jade Inari Shrine is really suitable for marriage, and even the toilet can be married.

“……”

Kyosuke Hojo's eyes widened in horror at first, and then his eyelids drooped again.

What to do, it seems to make sense, to offer blessings?

Looking at Hiratsuka's happy little woman's appearance, he really couldn't say anything else. He clenched his fists a little nervously, and to be honest, he wasn't that nervous even when he had a fight for the first time in his life. Facing this woman in love is even more terrifying than facing Godzilla.

Just when Kyosuke Hojo wanted to ask about the wedding date and how to hold a bachelorette party thinking about the toilet, the figure of Yukino Hyakori suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Hello, I'm Shizune Toilet, and this is my friend Yukino Baika." Shizune Hiratsuka, who has changed her husband's surname, introduces her friend like this.

"Ah, Yukiyukino, that's my husband, how can you, how can you ......"

Facing Yukino Baika, who had just finished going to the toilet, the toilet bowl collapsed and shouted as if she had been hit by a minotaur.

"Miki-chan, send me back as soon as you finish drinking tonight, remember to help me lock the bathroom door."

"Yang Nai, I said that I only use what brand of cleaning agent, my husband is allergic to that."

“……”

Countless images and sounds scurried around Kyosuke Hojo's head, and he swallowed with difficulty. Even if he is as strong as him, he can't accept that he has a friend who is married to the toilet.

He can't say this blessing.

He couldn't agree to this family business.

It must be stopped!

With a happy face on his face, Hiratsuka's lips squirmed twice, and he struggled to speak.

"That, Hiratsuka-sensei, have you ever thought that you don't feel very frustrated when you always lift the toilet seat when it's a women's toilet?"

It is natural for men to lift the seat, but for women, it will be annoying to lift the seat.

"It's okay, I'll put up with this kind of thing. Accepting each other's shortcomings is the secret of a happy marriage, Hojo-san. Hiratsuka's expression remains the same, still so happy.

It's over, this woman's brain has become very good in the wrong place.

No, she must be stopped.

Kyosuke Hojo was shocked, and his invincible brain quickly worked.

"You like the toilet because it accepts all the bad aspects of you, and you're prepared to accept its shortcomings, which is great, but that's also the problem."

There's going to be a big chapter tonight, but it's going to be late.

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