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At first, the publicity was just a gossip like "I have a friend", and it was spread on the Internet that Kyosuke Hojo had a new work. After that, familiar newspapers and magazines published an interview with Kyosuke Hojo, talking about the new work......
After signing the contract with the publishing house to confirm the publication, in just a few days, the preparation for sale and publicity went hand in hand, and every day new publicity means were carried out, and the rhythm was tight and more intense day by day. Not to mention a fan of Kyosuke Hojo, even Sayaka, who was far away in Nara, called to ask if Mitsuha had bought a new book.
Today, as soon as the poster of the new book was announced, fans screamed with excitement. The painting style of Ying Pear is already delicate and gorgeous, and it complements each other even more when used in this realistic style poster. There are three posters, that is, three murders, and each of the protagonists' faces is hidden in the dark, and all that can be seen is the elegant black suit and the silver cuffs around the wrists. If you ignore the judges waiting to be slaughtered on the ground, those who don't know will think that this is a nobleman who participated in a ball.
These posters are placed at the door of the bookstore, like a sign at the entrance of the National Bunraku Theater, and the protagonist is not like a murderer, but like the protagonist who invites the audience to enjoy his play, mysterious and elegant, constantly attracting passers-by to enter the bookstore and ask. The Internet is also occupied by these posters, personal homepages, avatars, dynamic pictures...... All replaced with homicide posters.
At the same time as the poster, there are also lines that appear on each poster:
[This time, are you satisfied with my ruse? 】
While this phrase continues to appear on major social platforms, the Google trend is also skyrocketing, and Yahoo has also become an absolute hit.
This phrase seems to have magical powers, and it burrows into people's brains as soon as it appears.
In school, the boy who owes his hand snapped, sneaked up on the butt of his classmate lying on the railing at the cost of his own red and swollen palm, and said [Oh~~ This time, are you satisfied with my trick? 】
After eating the dorayaki that my sister bought after waiting in line for three hours, the stupid older sister came with a sentence [This time, are you satisfied with my tricks?] 】
The boy with a pimple face sent a confession text message to a female classmate who had been secretly in love for a long time, and after receiving the question mark, he hurriedly said: "This time, are you satisfied with my tricks?" 】, stepped into the abyss of social death, but fortunately, the female classmate happened to be a die-hard fan of Mr. Hojo, so he generously ignored the confession and began to strongly Amway the great Hojo teacher, and the boy saw that the goddess actually said so many words to himself because of Mr. Hojo, and he was immediately moved to swear that Mr. Hojo was the only push in his life.
Someone posted his death obituary directly on SNS, and after his friend rushed to the house without getting through, he said with a hippie smile on his face: "This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?" ], and then had to empty the wallet to make amends.
……
In the era of entertainment to death, even a cat can have tens of millions of believers, and a word full of magic can create a carnival feast.
And what really detonated this sentence was that the entertainment industry joined this carnival, and at the beginning, an actor in an inferior third-rate TV series saw that this sentence was so popular on the Internet, so he came to rub the heat with the idea of hitting twice with dates and without dates, but he didn't expect that the TV series that no one paid attention to at all actually attracted a lot of attention.
"Satisfied? I'm happy with your size! The protagonist escapes from the garbage passage and falls into the garbage truck to pick up a dog's life, and he doesn't kick the garbage truck away and kill the villain behind him? If I were the director, I'd kill the editor first, and then I'll kill you! ”
"Satisfied, I'm so satisfied, a dozen villains with heavy firepower can't beat the protagonist with a small pistol? Is this a plot that people can come up with? Uncle Ben's boogers are smarter than you. ”
“……”
The netizens who rushed to follow the entry ate a big mouthful of snow, and their words were better than the other, and of course there were some who were more friendly:
"The protagonist group will not make up for the knife when he overturns people? Sure enough, IQ is directly proportional to appearance, how did this guy get into the main position? Oh, it turns out that the total investment is only three million, sorry for misunderstanding you, this is indeed a trick of three million, and the screenwriter worked hard. ”
"I advise all the members of your crew to go and buy two copies of Mr. Hojo at once, maybe you can save your poor brains."
Netizens were just having a silly fun, and they felt bored after the excitement, but this 32nd-tier star shrewdly found a good place for the majority of netizens to vent their emotions.
The producer who was fishing in the company heard a call from a colleague from another department to inform him that the video store was asking for the purchase of CDs, and he was confused, and immediately went to the bookstore to buy all of Hojo's Kyosuke's works after inquiring about the matter. Then the actors who were being part-time workers were summoned from all over the place, and one of them took a group photo with a copy of "The Devotion of Suspect X" and posted it on SNS, accompanied by a form showing the increase in sales of TV series CDs, with the title "This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?" 】
The voice of the netizen who was still scolding stopped for a short time.
"Good fellow, that's your trick, isn't it?"
"It's broken, I'm an accomplice."
"It's really condescending for a crew of three million to invite a producer like you."
The wind comments were reversed in an instant, it was originally just a hot spot behavior of the little star, but now it has become a marketing plan for the crew, this time it has really become a trick, at least netizens are happy again. And the crew was also happy, the inferior TV series, which could only slowly recover the cost of CD sales and other places, now had a TV station to contact in just a few hours. The little star who posted news at the beginning was suddenly invited by a bunch of equally inferior TV series.
Everyone wants to rub the heat!
No one can refuse this thing.
Seeing that such a garbage crew and starlet can eat such a big benefit, how can others endure it? Not to mention the fact that this is still the heat of noble reasoning in the noble literary world. You must know that in the past, these serious literature can look down on male and female actors, voice actors, singers, and singers, what a mess, there has been a reasoning to change the movie, a female star wants to win the favor of the original author in order to compete for the role, and affectionately confessed on a variety show that her favorite book is this one. As a result, as soon as the show was broadcast, the reasoner directly asked and scolded angrily, asking if you can understand it, you like it.
It's not that the reasoner has no one in mind, but he has to do it. Think about it, when you go to a writers' salon and communicate with the sages of the literary world. What are the others, the chairman of the Sanjin Consortium exchanged works with me, the Queen of England invited me to speak, and when I came here, the female star really liked my book.
Although Zhu Xian likes to go shopping in the flower street, he is afraid that he will immediately burst into laughter, "Hahaha, it turns out that your book can only attract drama", and his face will be lost.
And now, they can rub the heat of the literary world so openly, and they are still the topic of "Heisei Romance" who thinks that they are the most promising to become literary heroes in the new century. It's hard to say what the situation of Hojo-sensei's new work is, but that old book "The Devotion of Suspect X" will be adapted into a movie 100%. If you are lucky, you will really be valued by that person, and it is not a dream to fly directly to the ground.
So the major stars came off the stage one after another, imitating the pranks of netizens before [This time, are you satisfied with my tricks? 】。 You must know that there is so much traffic in general, and others eat more and eat less. Two celebrities with the same number of fans, A rubbed this popularity B didn't rub, then A's attention will instantly surpass B. This is the kidnapping of the traffic era, and if you don't want to fall behind, you can only join the carnival.
So this already hot line became more and more [inflammatory], so popular that Kyosuke Hojo kept hearing this sentence in the class, and his scalp was numb in embarrassment. What's even worse is that Sakura has a lot of fun.
When Kyosuke Hojo got out of class, he was sitting in his seat and using his mobile phone to reply to the messages of Misaki and the publishing house, but suddenly his eyes were blindfolded by a pair of small hands, and then his head was sandwiched between two soft balls.
"Guess who I am?" An energetic female voice came from behind.
Do you still need to guess? Sober dewy smell, who else could it be but my Sakura? Kyosuke Hojo thought subconsciously.
But in the next second, he noticed that something was wrong, although Sakura's development was good, the size and softness of her breasts were not so amazing. Kyosuke Hojo didn't even need to think about retrieving his memory, and immediately matched the pair of soft giants behind his head with a pretty face.
"Glass?" He spoke up and asked Glass to make him a chest pillow in a place where there were so many people in the classroom, and only the vicious villain Sakura could do it.
"Not right~" Sakura immediately retorted.
No, what's wrong, this touch is definitely glass!
Kyosuke Hojo dared to vouch for his life, but he didn't dare to say it.
Fortunately, Sakura is not a difficult person, so he immediately gave a hint, and with a shy snort, Kyosuke Hojo fell into that softness a little more.
Kyosuke Hojo sniffed hard a few times, trying to cheat through his unique olfactory world. But unfortunately, Sakura Yamauchi, who knows him well, blocked his nostrils with two little fingers while blindfolding, and he couldn't smell anything except Sakura's smell.
After pestering for a long time, Kyosuke Hojo just kept saying glass.
There was no way, he knew that Saki Kawasaki in the class could compete with Glass in the size of his chest, but he didn't dare to say it! Is this one still worth saying?
In the end, in Sakurara's sigh of "Kyosuke, you're such a fool", Kyosuke Hojo regains his light.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw Nishinomiya Glass, whose face was crimson, and Yui Yui, who was held in Sakurara's arms and couldn't run away.
Hiss......
Kyosuke Hojo's brain was so good that his eyes wandered over Glass's and Yubihama's chests before he thought of a possibility.
"Hahaha~ This time, are you satisfied with my trick?"
Sakura-sama laughed and tucked away in Yui Yuihama's school uniform, which she held in her arms, showing an amazing potential that she never showed in normal times.
"Well, this is our exciting combo!"
"It's a loss."
Kyosuke Hojo sighed, it seemed that his cultivation was still insufficient, and he couldn't feel the difference in touch on both sides of the pillow. It's so undeserved, it's so lazy, Kyosuke Hojo!
scolded himself angrily in his heart, someone was ashamed and brave, and said with a straight face:
"But if I do it again, I won't be wrong again!"
He raised his voice:
"Sitting in front of you, the winner of the 2015 Honya Grand Prize, the candidate for the Neon Reasoning Association Award, the best trickster maker, there is no trick in front of me that cannot be cracked!"
"Very nice and very energetic! So, spell it all to prove your dignity! ”
Sakura-sama waved his hand, and Yui Hihama snorted and covered her face and fled back to her seat.
Kyosuke Hojo closed his eyes, and a pair of familiar little hands blindfolded him again, and then his entire upper body was held in his arms, and the fragrance of dew surrounded him.
"This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?"
A voice with a smile sounded in his ears.
The distracting thoughts in Kyosuke Hojo's heart disappeared without a trace in an instant, and he pursed his lips and smiled silently.
"I'm sorry, I lied, I couldn't see through this ruse."
He raised his hand over Sakura's hand and responded softly.
"Hee-hee~~"
In the crisp laughter of the girl, today's "Writer K's Dream and Death" propaganda battle has won an absolute victory.
This is a hearty Internet carnival, sand sculpture netizens got fun, not only fortunate to know such an interesting writer as Hojo Sensei, but also to see so many big stars play monkey shows to them; People in the entertainment industry got traffic, not only rubbing off on the hot spots of Mr. Hojo, but also marketing a wave of their own new characters; Yingji has received additional orders from major distributors, and the new book has been locked in the best-selling list before it is officially released......
Only Kyosuke Hojo got nothing but money.
As night falls, inside an izakaya in Akasaka, Minato-ku
Hojo Ichiro raised his glass and shouted cheers, the cold draft beer was drunk, and he was about to pick up the skewers, when he heard his friend Utsumi next to him say:
"Ichiro, now your son is really going to become a great writer, do you want to sign a contract with our law firm in advance to help him take care of the copyright?"
"Ah, that kid is still far away, and if I heard you say that, I would have smugly my tail to the sky. His little royalty is not enough to work with our law firm. ”
Hojo Ichiro said disdainfully, but his chin was clearly pointing to the ceiling triumphantly.
"Hahahaha, you guy, are you playing rakugo? That smug face is so ugly! Another friend, Tamai, laughed and scolded.
Hojo Ichiro simply put his hands on his hips and put on a more proud appearance, and after a long absence, he got together with his friends, and he regained the joy of playing around after winning the lawsuit after graduating from college.
"But, you have a good son, and we're not bad either!"
Uchikaisuke let out a loud shout, took out his wallet and slapped it on the table, and Yuko Tamai next to him did the same.
Ichiro Hojo took a look and saw that there was not even a single coin in the two designer wallets.
"Excuse me......"
Utsumi and Tamai said in unison:
"This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?"
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