386 The Misery of Social Animals

With only one day to go until the release of the new book, Kyosuke Hojo took a break from his tedious work and quietly enjoyed campus life.

When grades, careers, and the future are no longer troubles, high school life will show its true charm. The rose-colored youth is as gorgeous and charming as the cherry blossoms.

If you close your eyes and worry about exams or whether the teacher will call you in three days, then the joy of sleeping will be halved.

If you can't even waste your time on what you like, you must be the biggest fool in the world. - Sakura Yamauchi

As a high school student who doesn't even need to be promoted internally and can get a special recruitment from Todai at any time, Kyosuke Hojo's school life is boring and interesting. Boredom is due to the loss of the sense of accomplishment that he has learned from the teacher, and the interesting thing is that he can sleep peacefully. It's amazing that you need to keep the room quiet and dark at home to fall asleep, but you can sleep comfortably at school listening to the teacher's lectures.

Now this is a biology class, and as someone who can accurately stab his opponent's gallbladder with his eyes closed, Kyosuke Hojo naturally doesn't need to listen to it anymore. If he looked at the teacher with blazing eyes, the biology teacher who looked three points similar to the praying mantis would be under a lot of pressure. Yukino had told him before that the biology teacher cried to her, saying that every time he taught class F, as long as Kyosuke Hojo didn't attend class, he was very scared, and he always felt that he was wrong, and he was about to lose the courage to be a teacher.

There was no way, Kyosuke Hojo could only choose to sleep or write and paint and do something of his own. That's it, as long as he moves a little, the teacher on the stage will be frightened, and ask him tremblingly if he has made a mistake. Really, didn't he just take the individual test at the University of Tokyo and get a perfect score? As for all the fuss?

After Kyosuke Hojo fell asleep peacefully, Glass silently closed the window a little smaller.

Wind, be quiet, don't make a noise to Kyosuke-kun.

The self-proclaimed Hojo Kyosuke's first fan, the third swordsman in Tokyo, the famous swordsman Shogun Kiza Yoshiki, saw the idol sleeping, and immediately climbed down, his body was already strong, this lying on the table, it was like a hill, it was really hard for such a small chair to bear his weight.

The first swordsman must have a reason for doing this, maybe sleeping in biology class can better connect with the energy of the other world.

Thinking like this, the timber only felt that his head was muddy, and it seemed, as if he had seen another world.

Bang –

The sudden explosion sound frightened the timber who was about to fall asleep to jump, and the biology teacher was startled when he saw the movement of the bear standing upright, and quickly turned his head to look at Kyosuke Hojo, and was relieved to see that the latter was still sleeping peacefully.

"Go to the back and stand." The biology teacher waved his hand.

Timber Za's heart is on fire, he has just connected to the other world, and he hasn't had time to communicate with Beast Ear Lori yet! Angry, he stood up sharply, and squeezed the table forward with a big belly.

"Yes, I'll go right away!"

Hikiya Hachiman, who was watching the joke, only felt a huge force coming from behind him, and then he couldn't breathe and almost died.

"You give me a little bit of action, be careful to wake up Hojo-kun!" The biology teacher's eyes widened, and the textbook in his hand was raised like the forelimbs of a praying mantis, as if he wanted to immediately terminate the timber seat.

"Hi Hi Hi ......"

Hearing this, he immediately bent down to apologize and walked to the back row.

When he reached the back of the classroom, he heard two boys sitting in the back row whispering a discussion.

"Good grades are cool, I see that Mr. Kuroki can't wait to help Hojo cover a blanket."

Oooh! It's a good idea, so I'll talk to Yawata about it later, and let him bring a blanket from home. The timber seat nodded repeatedly.

"Idiot, it's just that you don't get such treatment from Hojo if you have good grades." A boy next to him shook his head.

"How?"

"Don't you have access to the internet? Did I forget about you stuck in the toilet cubicle yesterday? ”

"Bastard, how dare you say that? What a ruse! ”

"Then why isn't it a trick, do you have to pretend to be a girl like you to trick me into ordering you takeout?"

"Hmph, of course I'm a trick!"

When Boy A said this, he suddenly lowered his head slightly, and said in a deep voice:

"This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?"

Oh roar!! It turns out that there is still this trick, so I'll go to Yaman and try it out after school tonight. By the way, let's pretend to be Tozuka! The timber seat nodded again and again, and sure enough, everything is learned! Sure enough, there is a reason why Minister Hojo is sleeping now, otherwise I wouldn't have learned this trick.

The conversation between the two boys continues.

"Your lunch at noon today is mine, otherwise you will break off the relationship."

"No problem, I didn't bring a lunch box today anyway."

“…… I'll kill you. ”

"Then you'll never get compensation from me."

"How can you fix it, is this also your trick?!"

"From the moment you ordered takeout for me, I should have thought that there would be today! This thing, I will eat you for the rest of your life! ”

"Bastard, you're the one who owes the debt, you tricked me into ordering you takeout! Don't act as if you're the victim! ”

"Shut up, hurry up and say what this has to do with Hojo-kun's sleep."

"Hojo-kun's new book is about to go on sale, and he has been preparing for this during this time, and it is very hard to prepare for the release of the new book and take care of his studies. Think about it, if Hojo-kun really became a world-renowned writer, how happy would Kuroki Sensei? If you want to change jobs in the future, as long as you write in your resume that you have coached Hojo-kun, don't you all rush to ask for those famous schools? ”

"Shhh...... In this way, when I apply for universities or find a job in the future, I can also write on my resume that I have been a classmate who has served as Hojo-kun? ”

"You ...... guy"

Boy B was shocked:

"Is this also your ruse?!"

So, if I slept in the same room as Hojo-kun, I'm going to be a popular person? After all, rounding up as long as you sleep with me is equivalent to sleeping with Hojo-kun?

Timber Saw's eyes widened sharply.

In the afternoon, Kyosuke Hojo simply took a leave of absence in the name of training in the baseball club, and by the way, he called the members of the first army of the baseball club to train together.

Now he has a decent pitch, at least every ball is accurately thrown into the good zone, and the ball speed has steadily risen, from the initial 13 to 15. When the number 151 appeared on the speed gun, Minister Tsuchitani thought that the machine was broken, and it wasn't until his wrist wailed because of catching the ball that he realized that it was indeed a real "big speedball", although it was not as fast as the 160+ speed ball in professional baseball, but it was already absolutely invincible among high school students, besides......

This is the second week of Hojo-kun playing baseball, and one hundred and five is not his limit, but his limit.

Holding his aching wrist, Ryota Dotani gritted his teeth and tried not to show his painful expression, but fortunately, wearing a helmet, he was the person on the field who could hide his expression the most except for the referee.

Yes, let alone a thug, even he can't catch Kyosuke Hojo's ball!

151 is already the limit, no matter how high his wrist is, the grip will not be able to withstand it, the ball will slip out of the glove, and the good ball will become a bad ball.

It was himself who dragged down Hojo-kun.

Ryota Dotani threw the ball out of his hand and shouted for Kyosuke Hojo to continue throwing.

I can't go on like this, I have to find a way......

He set his sights on Masaki Fujikawa, the baseball club's original ace pitcher.

Compared with the brilliant pitcher, the catcher as a partner really has no sense of existence, and people will only remember the talented pitcher who threw 160 high-speed balls, but will not put any eyes on the catcher who gritted his teeth and caught the ball.

Chipping balls, slide balls, finger fork balls, butterfly balls, sinking balls...... Every show off a pitcher is a test of the catcher, and it would be a nightmare to not be able to catch that great pitch and drop points.

In professional baseball, pitchers with high salaries will even hire catchers every once in a while.

Fortunately, although the team's original pitcher Fujikawa Masaki is said to be an ace, he is also the tallest of the short, not to mention the feat of making a person to block all the members on the opposite side, even the strikeouts are very difficult, and teammates must cooperate with the defense.

You guy, I think you're a good fit to be a catcher!

Thinking so, looking at Fujikawa, the former ace who was standing next to Hojo-kun and sincerely sharing his throwing experience with a face full of sincerity, Tsuchitani was a little unbearable. But after thinking about it, labor and management have given up the position of catcher, and it is also their greatest sacrifice to say that they have sacrificed greatly. Besides, with the presence of Hojo-kun, Fujikawa probably won't have a chance to stand on the pitcher's hill again, and turning into a pitcher can be said to be the best choice.

So, I'm the only one who suffers?

No, it's not, as long as the team can enter Koshien, my name will be written in the history of Sobu High School as a minister, and it will be passed down through the ages!

WINWINWINW, win-win!

Kyosuke Hojo didn't know that Ryota Tsuchitani had thought so much in his head for a moment, he only felt a headache. This guy is crouching there, his hands constantly forming between his legs, and he will tell himself to play the inside slide and the other will tell himself to hit the sinking ball, but the problem is that he will only have a straight ball.

In this regard, Tutani's statement is that even if you don't know how to vote, you must adapt to the password as soon as possible, so as not to be in a hurry on the field.

Kyosuke Hojo shook his head, his left leg was raised, his waist and abdomen were violently forced, and his arm was thrown out vigorously, and the white baseball was smashed towards Ryota Tsuchitani at high speed.

I've been playing baseball for a while now, and the more I play, the more fun I get.

As long as you keep throwing the ball, the opponent will keep being struck out, and one person can wipe out the opposite side, this kind of epic heroic pleasure is really fascinating.

Speaking of hitting the hand, you don't have to think about anything, just aim, swing the bat, and try your best to hit the ball as far as possible to score. stepped on one base bag after another, listening to the cheering of teammates......

The only pity is that there is no cheering from the audience, Sakura wants to follow as a manager, but is rejected by Xiao Jing. Sakura, who is too lazy to even read a storybook, can't be said to be a mess in his Mandarin grades, but can only say that make-up classes are indispensable.

However, among the other students in physical education class, many girls slipped over and watched the training. As soon as Kyosuke Hojo lifted his leg and was about to throw, he felt a burning gaze on his hips and crotch. When he turned his head speechlessly, the girls did not hide at all, but shouted and cheered, jumping and jumping enthusiastically scary.

When Kyosuke Hojo was squandering his youth at school, the promotional materials for the last day were also released, that is, the short manga of the tragic life of the social animal.

The full article is published on his personal website for free, and reprinting is not prohibited.

Yesterday, "This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?" The trend has not passed, and it has even become more and more popular because more and more celebrities and people from all walks of life have joined in, so the propaganda army led by Xi Saki only guided a little on various social platforms, and the huge traffic poured into his personal website.

The number of registrations on the website skyrocketed, from the original 120,000 to more than 300,000 in an instant, and this is also because his website is open, that is, you can speak without registration.

Misaki, who had been prepared for a long time, rented a server in advance and steadily caught this wave of popularity.

As for the response to the comic called "The Blood and Dreams of Social Animals"?

Can it be valued by the editors of the three major neon comic magazines.,It is highly recommended to serialize long-form comics.,Can it be bad?

Although it was a weekday, there were obviously a lot of people who fished, and some office workers who were relaxing in the smoking room and swiping their mobile phones were about to cry after seeing the comics.

"I am a clerk at XX Shoji Co., Ltd., and my salary is twice as high as that of the protagonist, but the doctor has already advised me to take a long break.

Sleeping has become my biggest fear.

When I think about tomorrow and having the same nightmare as I do today, I feel like sleeping, an activity that rejuvenates my body and mind, as if I could continue to work. I didn't dare to sleep, the alarm clock was like a bell, but I had to keep working. ”

This is a highly praised post on Kyosuke Hojo's personal website, and the name of the company is the code typed by this netizen himself. If it's Xi Saki, I would definitely like to dig up all the company, personal information and even the hospital's diagnosis certificate of this netizen and post it on the website, so that it will cause heated discussions, and he is a professional in eating human blood steamed buns.

I believe that the eldest brother also supports himself, otherwise why would he create such a comic with such a sense of substitution?

Unexpectedly, the reply in this post is not empathy, but scolding, because although the landlord said it badly, his salary is high! It's hard work, but it's a lot of money, and it's obviously a well-known big company, so I don't dare to leak out the name.

Some netizens scolded and directly posted their salary slips, angrily scolding the landlord for not being satisfied with the blessings, saying that he was forced to work overtime without pay by his boss.

This kind of misery is the most resonant, looking at the tragic appearance of the protagonist in the comics, the social animals who are also office workers who are overly depressed every day speak frantically as if they have found a catharsis point. Of course, there are also many victorious groups with happy lives and easy jobs with high salaries, and they are also happy to enjoy a wave of envy from the common people.

Thank you for the monthly passes, recommended tickets and tips for your support, thank you.

(End of chapter)