Chapter 358: Adult's Face (Asking for a Monthly Pass!) )
For a whole day, the killing teacher was instructed by Irina to come and go, and finally, in the fifth class, physical education class, the three foreign aides invited by Irina made all preparations in the utility room.
"As for the firearms, I still have to teach you Mr. Wuma..." Chu Singer held a pistol, and the target snapped, and every shot hit the center accurately.
"Huh? Why? Obviously, Mr. Chu Ge, you hit so accurately. ”
Chu Ge shook his head: "I hit accurately because my reaction speed is enough for me to slowly aim at the target and shoot the bullet out, although the speed is still very fast for you, but I am not very proficient in firearms, after all, under normal circumstances, I can solve the problem with one punch..."
"Hmm... That sounds so infuriating..."
"Hey, look! Teacher Kill followed the woman to the grocery room! A student pointed to the back of the killer teacher and shouted.
"It's a little disappointing, killing the teacher will be deceived by that kind of woman..."
"Teacher Chu Ge, Teacher Wuma, we don't like her."
It's a girl named Megumi Kataoka who said this.,Compared to other classmates.,Megumi Kataoka can be regarded as a civil and military existence among girls.,Speaking has a lot of weight in the class.。
"I'm sorry." Wu Ma crossed his arms: "The state speaks, and it is left to her, a professional, to deal with it, but it is indeed a first-class level to be able to do everything in just one day." ”
"Professionals?" Chu Ge rolled his eyes: "This is obviously very unprofessional, right?" A fool can see that this is a trap, how can that octopus not see it? ”
"Huh? So why did he go in with him? ”
"Maybe it's because his strength allows him to be so prodigal..."Chu Ge spread his hands: "After all, if you don't release water, no one in this world can kill him." ”
"But kill the teacher, say Teacher Chu Ge, you and Teacher Gray Yuan can kill him."
"We are not from this world."
Everyone: "......"
Chu Ge shrugged, he felt that what he said was not wrong, it was reasonable and convincing...
Irina closed the door of the utility room, and her back disappeared into the door, and after a while, the deafening sound of gunfire rang out in the utility room, and the gunfire rang out for more than ten minutes.
"Success?"
"Of course not." Chu Ge shook his head: "I heard the sound of the bullet casings falling, and the lead bullet is useless for killing the teacher." ”
Sure enough, Chu Ge's voice fell, and Irina's scream sounded, with a bone-crushing moan in the scream, mixed with a slimy sound that reached everyone's ears, and everyone's faces suddenly turned dark.
"Don't~~~"
Everyone: "......"
"What the hell is going on..."
"Looks like he's been trained very well!"
The door of the utility room opened, and the killing teacher walked out of the room in a spring breeze.
"Kill the teacher, what happened?"
"Where's the giant RU?"
"Haha, I originally wanted to do it again, but I think it's more enjoyable to give lessons to the students."
", this terrible word..."Chu Ge was shocked, is it really okay to look like this in front of the students.
Soon, Irina walked out of the utility room in a gymnastics suit, looking broken.
"Wooh... Sister Bichi has been made into a healthy retro style! ”
With saliva at the corner of her mouth, Irina rolled her eyes, and her tone was weak: "I didn't expect... It made me like that in a minute... Let my stiff shoulders be relaxed, massage me with essential oils and a slimming lymphatic massager, and give me a one-button change of clothes, and actually use that slippery tentacle to do it... That kind of thing ......."
As the words fell, Irina fell to the ground and fainted.
"......" Everyone was stunned: "What kind of thing?!" ”
"What did you do to kill the teacher?" Nagisa Shiota looked at the killing teacher like a scumbag.
The big yellow face of the killing teacher suddenly turned into a gray-white serious face: "The Buddha said that it can't be said, adults have their own way of training..."
Nagisa Shiota was stunned: "This unsightly adult face! ”
"Alright, let's go back to the classroom."
Everyone rushed back to the classroom, and Irina got up tremblingly: "I'm absolutely... I won't let you go! Damn, this is the first time I've lost so badly..."
In the afternoon...
In the faculty room, Chu Ge and Gray Yuan were leisurely drinking afternoon tea, paired with crispy Xianbei spicy potato chips, which was very comfortable.
"Won't Mr. Karasuma eat some?" Chu Ge turned his head to look at Wujian.
Uruma shook his head, he had no interest in this kind of enjoyment of life.
"It's really boring, usually at this time, the killing teacher will definitely appear here and eat and drink, but I didn't expect to run to the grove to bask in the sun with a serious face and go to the exam questions..."Chu Ge held his chin, and the word boring was written all over his face: "Teacher Wuma also eats a little, if the tea is not appetizing, there is also beer~"
"No, this laid-back pace doesn't suit me very well." Wuma waved his hand and declined.
"Don't be so serious, life has to be lazy to be more enjoyable." Chu Ge took a sip of the teacup, looking like a little old man.
"If you are so tense, you will lose your hair after a long time, I have a friend who exercises meticulously every day, 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and then 10 kilometers of long-distance running, every day, never stopping, and then he went bald..."
"......" Wuma shook his head helplessly: "It's about the comfort of the earth, so I can't help but be serious." ”
"Thinking too much, the safety of the earth is not something you can handle alone, and besides, killing the teacher will not blow up the earth, rest assured." Chu Ge waved his hand and handed Wu Jian a bag of fairy shells.
"What... What do you mean? Uruma was stunned.
Chu Ge raised his chin: "Talk while eating." ”
Karasuma: "......"
After thinking about it, Wu Jian still opened Xianbei's bag and joined Chu Ge's camp with a teacup.
"The moon didn't blow up to kill teachers."
"Ahh
"The one who blew up the moon was the guinea pig that was changed into a tentacle creature like the killing teacher.,Probably the situation is that the tentacle creatures are not very completely studied.,In the end, their antimatter heart will explode.,If you kill the teacher, if you don't do anything.,It's going to blow up in the future.。
"So that's the case..."Wu Jian's face was solemn, and he picked up his notebook and wrote down Chu Ge's words: "And then? ”
"Then..."Chu Ge spread his hands: "Then I'm here, I won't let him blow it up, that's probably it, you can have a peaceful vacation this year." ”
Karasuma: "??? ”
"After all, life on a planet, I'm not kidding you." Chu Ge smiled and said, "Peace of mind, do you feel that the taste of the fairy shellfish is much brighter now?" I'm telling you it's want-on, I've loved it since I was a kid..."
Karasuma: "......"
Is this guy really reliable?