Chapter 359: It's First-Class (Ask for a Monthly Pass!) )
Chu Ge and the three of them were chatting here, and suddenly, there was a commotion in the classroom next door, and with a bang, Irina opened the sliding door, returned to the teacher's room angrily, and slapped the table.
"These damn stinky imps! What's going on with those little ghosts?! To be in the same room with a woman as nice as me, don't they know how to be grateful? ”
Bang bang on the desk, Irina's face was full of anger.
"You're still drinking afternoon tea here?!"
Wuma shook his head: "It's because they don't understand that kind of inexplicable gratitude at all, that's why the whole class rioted, so let's apologize." ”
"If you want to continue the assassination here."
"Why?!" When Irina heard this, she suddenly looked reluctant: "I haven't been a teacher, but you can let me focus on assassination!" ”
"I have said, there are rules in a place, the strong can make rules, break the rules and even completely let the rules serve themselves, but no place can be without rules, the rules here are learning-oriented, and the teacher must do what the teacher should do, otherwise, you can't fit in, you can't fit in, and your assassination will naturally not be able to be carried out."
Ash Yuan took a sip of the teacup and said leisurely.
Chu Ge handed over the kettle: "Do you want to add water?" ”
"Thank you, dear."
Yelena's face darkened, what is the matter with these two guys who live like old people?
Wuma sighed helplessly and stood up: "Follow me." ”
Taking Irina all the way to the forest, Teacher Kill was leaning on a recliner, writing and drawing on the paper with his tentacles flying.
"What is he doing?" Irina stood behind a tree.
"Giving the next exam questions is his routine for the sixth class every Wednesday." Wuma is a serious way.
"Looks like a lot of work... At Mach 20, it's just a few questions, and it will be over soon, right? ”
"Nope." Uruma shook his head: "The questions he gives to each student are different. ”
Irina's face changed: "What? ”
"He synthesized the subjects that everyone was good at and what they were not good at, and gave everyone in the class different questions."
Looking at Mr. Kill writing and drawing there, Karasuma continued: "He is a dangerous creature with high intelligence and high speed who wants to destroy the world, but the teaching profession he is engaged in is almost perfect. ”
Half an hour later, Wuma took Irina to the playground again, and Chu Ge was acting as a referee for the students on the playground.
"Look at the students." Karasuma pointed in the direction of the students, where a girl was holding a wooden dagger and stabbing at the small yellow ball flying from the opposite side, which looked like killing the teacher.
"Aren't you just playing?"
"This is to train their ability to properly stab their targets with knives, which is the assassination badminton I taught them." Uruma said seriously: "The target and the teacher, the assassin and the student, in this classroom born because of that monster, everyone can take care of two identities, although you always emphasize that you are a professional, but if you can't take care of these two identities, then here, you are the most useless professional." ”
Irina listened to Uruma's words with a thoughtful look.
"If you plan to stay here and kill him, don't look down on the students, even Chu Ge's off-line nerves are teaching the students very seriously."
The last foreign language class before school.
Da Da ...
Irina came to the classroom and, to the astonished eyes of the students, took a chalk and wrote a line of English on the blackboard.
“You are incredible in bed! Repeat! ”
The students were stunned at first, and hurriedly read along: "You are incredible in bed!" ”
"When I assassinated an important person in the United States, I first approached her bodyguard with beauty, and this sentence was what the bodyguard said to me at that time."
Irina hugged her arms and said in a mesmeric tone: "Meaning, your kung fu in bed ~ is first-class ~"
As the words fell, a group of students turned red.
Tell a junior high school student to read such a terrible sentence, bastard!
"People often say that if you want to master a foreign language quickly, the fastest way is to find a foreign lover, because you want to better understand each other's feelings, you will desperately understand each other's language, I sometimes use this method because of work needs, so in my class, I will teach you how to pursue foreigners, professional killers personally pass on social secrets, as long as you master it, you will be able to use it when you meet foreigners in reality."
"Let that octopus teach you the knowledge points needed for exam-oriented education, and what I can teach you is only the ability to have a strong dialogue ability, if you don't treat me as a teacher, then I will give up the assassination plan and leave here..."
As she spoke, Irina's hands were entangled uneasily.
Looking at the nervous Irina on the podium, the students couldn't help but laugh.
Not surprisingly, the open-hearted Irina was finally recognized by the students, and listening to the laughter coming from the next class, the corners of Gray Yuan's mouth brought a hint of a smile.
"How to say it, although it looks amorous, but it is unexpectedly clumsy." Gray Yuan said.
"Ah, I always feel a little familiar, just like Mr. Uruma, but it's the opposite, Mr. Uruma looks cold, but he is very kind and gentle to his students, um..."
"It looks like a good match..."
"yes, yes..."
Chu Ge and the two of them held the teacups in their hands, turned their heads in unison, and looked at the black room on the side with burning eyes.
Staring –
Under the gaze of the two, Wuma's face gradually stiffened: "Don't look at me like that, and I'm not interested in love..."
"Mr. Karasuma is almost thirty years old, right? It's still single, it's really pitiful..."Chu Ge spread his hands.
"A man without family and love, no matter how successful his career is, is not successful." Gray Yuan's cold voice echoed Chu Ge's words.
Wu Jianqi's eyebrows were raised one by one, if he hadn't been able to beat Chu Ge, he would have stepped forward and fought hard.
"Don't be so old, I'm only twenty-seven years old."
"Huh... Old man..."
Karasuma: ╬╬╬
"There is a saying in my hometown, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, Mr. Wuma is still single at the age of twenty-seven, which is considered unfilial..."
"Love will hinder work, for me now, is my career more important, where will I have a family without a career?" Karasuma shook his head.
After carefully looking at Wujian for a long time, Chu Ge rubbed his chin, and the smile on his face gradually became perverted: "Teacher Wujian, I said you..."
"Huh?" Karasuma took a sip from his teacup.
"Isn't it still a virgin?"
"Poof-" Karama squirted out a mouthful of tea, "Don't talk about such boring things in the office, bastard!" ”
Chu Ge: "He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!" ”
Karasuma: "......"
Yes...
This guy is really cheap...