It's been three days, not to mention the bandits, I haven't even met a pheasant, and the security in the south is too good, right?

Fang Er kept muttering and complaining.

Li Junxian opened his mouth and said: "Bereavement, if you want me to blame you, you are still standing on the roof of the car and swaggering, who is not afraid when you see it?" Even if there is really a robbery, people will jump out and take a look, and they will ...... Who robbed whom? ”

Fang Er snorted twice and said weakly: "Huh? So I scared you away? Fifth brother, I didn't have a weapon, how do they know if I know if I can do martial arts? Besides, if there are really one or two of those little thieves, I can't look down on it, and if you want to hit it, you can hit that kind of big village with hundreds of people. ”

……

Xiao Rui thought for a while and came up with an idea, "Maybe our carriage is too shabby for people to look down on." Let's stay in a city tonight, change to a swagger, and all three of us will change our outfits and try to pretend to be rich to see if we can attract the attention of the bandits. ”

Fang Er's eyes lit up, yes, it's not that I'm terrible, it turns out that the bandits think we're poor!

"Great, Brother Xiao, you still have an idea. Otherwise, let's change to a pure gold carriage, which is absolutely swaggering. ”

Burst......

Pure gold carriage? How dare you think about it! Why don't you put a flag in front of your carriage and shout for people to come and grab it.

Xiao Rui sneered: "You kid...... Don't say I don't have so much money, even if I really have so much gold to build a carriage, can you ask the old horse in front of me about the movement? ”

"We're all four horses! Pick four sturdy horses. Fang Er blurted out.

Li Junxian smiled: "Okay, bereavement of love, four horses?" The imperial court has rules and etiquette. You are like this, those thieves dare not do it, everyone knows that there is a big official sitting in the car. ”

"According to me, according to what the son said, let's pretend to be rich, especially you, and dress up to burn some buns, so that people know that this is a young man with a lot of money, and he is going south to play. Also, spend money on eating, shopping, etc., in the city, be swaggering, and try to make people notice you. ”

Fang Er was puzzled, "Why?" We went out of the city to find bandits, how can there be bandits in the city? ”

Xiao Rui laughed and said, "My silly brother, you have too little experience in the rivers and lakes, and you don't know the Tao here." But all the bandits and bandits who rob the road along the way will often send scouts to the city to the dark pile, commonly known as stepping on the plate, piercing the idea, noticing those customers who are easy to get their hands on, sending people to follow them all the way, and sending people back to the cottage all the way to report the news and set up an ambush. ”

"Do you think those thieves in the cottage are waiting for the rabbit to eat? How can it be? If you hadn't planned to rob the rich merchants, you would have starved to death by squatting on the road every day! ”

Fang Eryi patted his head and suddenly realized, "Isn't it, if there are no people on this road today, or all the people who walk are poor?" Isn't that a squatting guard in vain? ”

"It turns out that robbing Dao is also so knowledgeable. Hehe, Brother Xiao, I'll just say, it's better to follow you, follow you, even if you are a thief who occupies the mountain, you will definitely not worry about food and clothing. ”

Burst...... Are you praising me?

"No, Brother Xiao, you know so much? Have you done it before? Fang Er suddenly thought.

Before?

Xiao Rui's thoughts were pulled back to when he traveled and studied, and he had traveled all over the world in a few years, and what had he never encountered? I have been robbed by bandits, and I have also been robbed by bandits...... Tut-tut, I used to only think about inheriting the family business and becoming a rich man in the future, but I didn't expect to have today's achievements.

"Yes, I used to be a bandit in Qingzhou for a few months, but I was too bored, so I disbanded the village and continued to travel."

It's true?

My God, Brother Xiao, have you really been a bandit?

"Tell me about it, is it fun to be a bandit? Why don't we sweep a cottage this time, and then collect it, let me try what it's like to be the king of the mountain, right? Fang Er became interested in an instant, and even Li Junxian was full of gossip, waiting for Xiao Rui to tell a story.

Xiao Rui waved his hand and said: "When I went out to travel, I was only fifteen or sixteen years old, I was young and ignorant, and I just wanted to experience the world. But when I really became a bandit, I found out that I was not the material in this industry. ”

"Others rob the way only to look at status and wealth, rob wealth and sex, but do not offend the powerful, and those who can't afford to be provoked are not robbed."

"But I'm different, I don't rob the poor because they don't have money, I don't rob the rich without me, I don't rob the rich who are good-hearted, and the good people don't rob."

Yes?

Fang Er was puzzled: "This is not a robbery, that is not a robbery, isn't it going to starve?" ”

Xiao Rui smiled, "No, although I only do business for the wicked, the benefits are not bad, and I am praised by the people for robbing the rich and helping the poor." ”

Li Junxian also asked: "If you want to say that, how can you be bored if you make money and have a good reputation?" Why disband? ”

Xiao Rui sighed, "Hey...... Doesn't that offend the government and the powerful? But I have not spared anyone who passes by, corrupt officials, bullies and magnates. Hehe, in the end, it was a matter of being suppressed by bandits every once in a while, if it weren't for the fact that I would have ordered the art of war and always fought guerrilla warfare to preserve my strength, I really couldn't fight these people. ”

"It's just that gradually, the bad guys don't dare to go from my neighborhood, and the good guys I can't bear to do it, and I can't do it without oil and water."

"The sale is yellow, so I can only dissolve and make another way to make a living."

Forehead......

Li Junxian was dumbfounded, he never thought it would be like this.

Fang Er's eyes lit up, and he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother Xiao is mighty, you should do this to be a thief, those who bully the soft and are afraid of the hard, and only know how to bully the weak and good, are shameless, and I don't bother to be with them!" ”

Li Junxian covered his eyes, he had no doubt that on this trip to the south, if the Hou Ye's mouth was loosened, he would not hesitate to collect a cottage, and then become a mountain king himself.

"Childe, there are thirty miles to Tanzhou, this is a big city, should we go to eat and stay in the hotel first? Or do you want to buy a business first? ”

Xiao Rui waved his hand, "Let's go buy a trip first, change the carriage, and go to live in the largest inn in Tanzhou." Bereavement, this time I will play your follower with the fifth brother, the fifth brother is a part-time guard groom, I play the scholar, and you play the young master. ”

"Whether you can attract the attention of the bandits or not, it's all up to you."

Li Junxian also advised: "That's right, don't mess up, in case you wear a goof, and people will see that the three of us are liars, hehe, your dream of being the king of the mountain is gone." ”

Fang Er patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, Brother Xiao, Fifth Brother, although I am not a rich son, I am the son of the prime minister, I grew up with the gentleman of Chang'an City since I was a child, how difficult is it to play a gentleman?" No, I don't have to act at all, I just play in my true colors. ”

"Wait, Brother Xiao, there's a question...... Fang Er suddenly became weak, and said weakly: "I don't have much money on me." ”

Xiao Rui smiled, "Simple, there are also people from our Xiao Family Chamber of Commerce in Tanzhou City, who will give you a whole set of silk and satin after entering the city, and then give you a whole set of big gold chains, gold rings, jewelry, etc." Do you want a folding fan? ”

"Yes, of course, there is a folding fan to look civil, and it is necessary to paint gold and bring jade pendants." Fang Er had already rehearsed it in his mind.

"Hey, you kid knows how to do it!"