A remote house in the west of Tanzhou City, this is a bandit den, to be precise, it is one of the bandits' hidden pile den in the eighteen bends of Nanshan. Specially stayed in the city, responsible for finding out the intelligence and keeping an eye on the meat tickets.

"Fourth brother, fourth brother...... It's a bit of a thing. From the north came a fool, who swaggered through the city and entered the city very conspicuously, without any escort, only a scholar and a coachman. ”

The bandit leader who was drinking in the courtyard was interested, "Oh? How swaggering? Generally, this kind of unguarded person is at most the son of a small rich businessman, and he doesn't have much oil and water. ”

The person who came said excitedly: "Fourth brother, this is different, this seems to be the son of a jeweler, not only wearing silk and satin, but also full of gold and silver jewelry, just like going out to sell jewelry for publicity." ”

The little one deliberately approached and asked if the jade wrench was sold? was ridiculed by others, and the coachman said arrogantly: My son-in-law came out to play, went to Lingnan to visit relatives and friends, and his family was a scholarly family, not a businessman. ”

"Whew! They don't pretend to be a little bit like that? What is the scholarly door? Can the scholarly door come out with this kind of goods? This is afraid that the son of a merchant will be ridiculed and deliberately enlarged. ”

Hearing this, the bandit leader put down the wine bowl and straightened up, "You didn't look away, did you?" Why do you dare to be so ostentatious? Ordinary jewelers don't have such a big show. ”

The man patted his chest and said, "Fourth brother, don't worry, I inquired about these eyes, and what I ate was a meal of identifying people and things, and I have never looked away from the boss in all these years." The other party has a Chang'an accent, it should be the first time to go out, and I don't have much experience, so what if it's a place like Chang'an? ”

The bandit leader smiled, "That's reasonable." The people of Chang'an have always been arrogant and look down on people in other places, and they are very powerful. ”

"He looks like this, in the rich nest of Chang'an City, he can't afford to make a little waves, but in our remote Tanzhou City, hehe, it's a louse on the bald head, who will you rob if you don't rob him?"

"Let's go, Lao Tzu will go and see it himself, don't let the people from the other villages take the lead. This Tanzhou City is not only one of us, there are a total of nine cottages in the eighteen bends of Nanshan, although our five tiger villages are the largest, the location is not the first one, or it is safe to point well, don't get the duck to fly. ”

On Tanzhou Street, Fang Er took Xiao Rui and Li Junxian with him, and instead of taking a carriage, he got off the car and walked.

"This stall is good, scholar, give money, my son is all covered, load the car!"

The owner of the baked cake stall was overjoyed, "Gongzi has a good eye, the old man's ancestral craft, and he has been buying baked cakes on this street for thirty years." Where is your house? The old man will send you to the house. ”

Xiao Rui really wanted to kick Fang Er to death, but the public was not easy to attack, so he could only persuade: "Son, in this small country town, what is there to eat in tattered baked cakes?" You just buy one and a half to taste fresh, and if you eat too much, you will get bored. ”

"Tired? How? Ben Gongzi likes it, can't it? Who says you have to eat it when you buy pancakes? Isn't it possible to eat one and lose the other? Do you want to talk a lot? Annoyed me, and asked you to eat all the baked cakes of this load today. ”

I'm ......

Xiao Rui hurriedly said forgiveness.

When the owner of the baked cake stall heard that people wanted to eat one and throw one away, he also felt that it was inappropriate, which was a waste of food. You don't want to waste money like this, do you?

Xiao Rui leaned closer and whispered to the stall owner: "See?" Our son-in-law has a bad temper, so he got out of the house as soon as he took the money. ”

Stuffed a five taels of silver, the stall owner thanked him a thousand times, dropped his things and ran.

"Hey! What to run? Take your broken burden away, what is the identity of our son? Will you be a broken burden? ”

Stallholder: But ...... This baked cake?

Xiao Rui: Leave two baked cakes for our son to try, and pick the others away, what a thing! Hurry up and get out of ......

The stall owner was even happier, picked out two good ones, wrapped them and gave them to Xiao Rui, and then picked up the burden and left quickly.

Fang Er was dissatisfied: "Bastard minion, why did you let people go?" ”

"Childe, there is not much stock of the baked cakes, just these two good ones, and the others are all rags, wouldn't it tarnish your identity?"

Xiao Rui shouted a few words, and then leaned into Fang Er's ear for a whisper, which made the son nod with satisfaction and continue shopping.

What's whispering?

"Are you kid finished? That's pretty much it, if you make any more fuss, I'll kick you to death! ”

……

"This rouge shop is good, go for a walk......"

"Bah, bah, all the vulgar fans, this? In Chang'an City, they are all used by inferior people, and I wanted to buy some for the concubine, phew, this kind of condition? How can I get my hands on it? ”

The owner of the rouge shop looked at the few people who were picky and left, and muttered a curse in his mouth: Phew! Where did you come from, Lao Tzu, this is all from Chang'an, you are a jeweler, do you know rouge gouache? What's the big one? Didn't your peers invite me to smash my business?

Along the way, Fang Er concentrated on his acting skills and starred in his true colors.

Li Junxian was concentrating on catching up with the car, and by the way, he was guarding the guard.

Xiao Rui cooperated with the role of a scholar, while paying attention to the passing crowd and distinguishing those suspicious. For example, at the beginning, when I met the one who asked if the jewelry was for sale, it should be an eyeliner. There is also a seemingly sleek person walking not far away, and the other party's eyes have never left the bereaved love, and something is wrong.

So Xiao Rui opened his mouth and shouted: "Son, after shopping for most of the day, you have also bought a lot of things, it's almost time to eat, should we find a place to eat?" It's not too late to come out when you're resting, are we afraid that we won't be able to spend the money if we have it? ”

Fang Er thought so, nodded and said arrogantly: "Yes, I'm a little hungry." But a dilapidated place like Tanzhou, poor and broken, what can there be to eat? ”

Li Junxian, who was driving the car, shouted: "Son, it's better to find a place to live first, settle down and drink horses." Then find a local to inquire, how to say that this is also a city, there are always specialties and delicacies. ”

Xiao Rui: "The soul is light, is it expensive?" Or is it Ma Jingui? It should be to settle down and let the son have a good rest first, and then drink the horse. ”

Li Junxian: ......

Bah! What a dog's leg! This doesn't look like acting at all, right?

The bandit leader and the fourth took the opportunity to come up with a smiling face, "Yo, this son is not an ordinary person at first glance, he just came to Tanzhou, right?" Inquire in the next person called Tanzhou bag, what problems you directly order, in the next package you are satisfied. ”

Xiao Rui reprimanded with an arrogant house slave appearance: "Get out of here, where did you get the pickled goods, don't disturb our son's interest." Do you still want to ask? Our son-in-law wants to live in the best inn in Tanzhou and eat the best food in Tanzhou, do you know the place? ”

The other party was scolded, not only was he not angry, but he laughed more and more eagerly, "Hey, this master, then you have found the right person." Everyone in this Tanzhou city knows that the biggest and best inn is Tantu Inn, and the best food is of course the front face of Tantu Inn! ”

"Let's go, I'll take a few of them, I have acquaintances in them, and I can give discounts on food and accommodation."

Discount?

Xiao Rui: "Ahhh What is the identity of our son? Discounts for food and accommodation? Is this looking down on my son-in-law? Fuck off, it's the kind of cheap place that inferior people go to. Childe, you get in the car and rest first, and the small one will go to another person to inquire, and you must arrange an expensive place to live worthy of your status. ”

Who thought about Fang Er, but waved his hand and said, "San'er, how many times have I told you?" When you go out, you have to learn to be a little restrained, we are scholarly, and we must be humble. My father often taught me not to be extravagant and wasteful, just eat and live in a normal way. I still have to take a scientific examination next year, but I can't ruin my son's future. ”

Xiao Rui hurriedly apologized, "It's Childe, the villain knows it's wrong, and he doesn't dare anymore." ”

"This brother surnamed Bao is bothering you to lead the way, if that is a local inn restaurant, it is really as you say, this son will not be treated badly."

Good guy, the bandit leader and the fourth man watched this scene all over his eyes, and he had already scolded in his heart: Damn, it's a real hammer, this is a nouveau riche son of a businessman, who wants to learn from other people's scholars, but he has learned a four-like one, what is the special pretend? What else is the identity? Never a discount on food and accommodation?

Today, if Lao Tzu doesn't rob you, I'm really sorry for Lao Tzu's identity!