Chapter 751: Do You Have a Robbery Certificate? (Asking for Votes)
Amid the yellow autumn leaves, a huge procession slowly marched across the land.
This is exactly that flickering friendly team.
The entire detachment stretched mathematically and was massive, and the perimeter was heavily guarded by heavily armed knights.
In the middle of the procession were more than a dozen tall and spacious carriages, drawn by six horses of solid color.
The guards here were tighter, and the carriages were surrounded by three layers inside and three outside for the knights.
Behind is a long convoy of transports, loaded with the dowry paid by Lingshan, and since these countless boxes, it can be seen that Lingshan has also made a lot of money.
Originally, the value of the dowry is directly related to the status of the bride, and the dowry is also rich, and the bride's confidence is also sufficient.
And the rules here in the Semitic tribe, the dowry is returned to the new Chapter 751 Do you have a robbery certificate?
The Lingshan clan also felt that it was not authentic enough to give Adeling out and kiss him, so he naturally found a way to compensate Adeling more in terms of dowry, and Lingshan was not willing to lose a little bit of people in front of Lei Shan, so he must show the momentum of Lingshan.
They just took so much dowry to weigh the thunder. They decided that Thunder Shan's poor ghosts couldn't come up with anything of equal value, and when the time came, they would laugh at those hillbillies, and it was best to make them unable to hold their heads up in front of Adling for the rest of their lives.
They were followed by the attachΓ©s of the affiliation procession, the servants who served the nobles in the proximity procession, and so on.
Although the flags were waving and the trumpets were sounding, the procession was shrouded in a strange atmosphere, and almost all of them were silently burying their heads on the road, with low morale and a dull atmosphere.
It's like losing a battle.
It's no wonder that although Lingshan officials were forced by the strong pressure of the undead high priest, they married the first beauty of the Semitic clan to Lei Shan.
As the Admiral of the Praetorian Guard said, if you don't understand, you have to do it.
Although these puppies are in the hearts of the common people, they are already rice buckets.
But for the sake of Chapter 751, do you have a robbery certificate? (asking for votes) Don't make yourself show off your extra rice bucket, so she has been baring her white teeth and shamelessly declaring to the outside world: Miss Adling This is for the sake of world peace, for the prosperity and future of the two races, and to promote the normalization of diplomatic relations between the two races, so she gave up her small family to take care of everyone and gave us all the money to spend...... Uh, bah, bah. carried forward the great and selfless Semitic dedication, and resolutely decided to marry Lei Shan.
What kind of spirit is this? This is a spirit of self-sacrifice?
What kind of attitude is this? This is an attitude that focuses on the overall situation.
We want to call on the whole people of the clan to learn from Miss Adeling.
But no matter how beautiful they say, no matter how colorful the official articles are, no one is a fool, when they do this kind of thing, they have immediately been classified by the local mainstream public opinion as traitors, Lingshan traitors, and rare traitors within the Semitic clan.
I sent a kneeling statue of the Prime Minister and placed it at the door of the temple, but everyone stepped on it.
And everyone thought that they would personally give Miss Adling, the first beauty of the Semitic clan, to Lei Shan's gang of guys who only took a bath once in their lives, and even had cleaner stools than them, and they had to tie a beautiful bow and send a lot of dowries.
This is simply a hard way to take your own hot face, but stick to someone's cold butt in the weather of minus 80 degrees in the North Pole, frozen for more than ten days. You have to give people a warm house.
It's just, shameful.
MLGBD, we are all human beings and have self-esteem. Who the hell would like to do this kind of thing~
We're obviously better than Lei Shan, so it's up to them to stick our cold ass. And it's just pulled the poop, and the ass is not wiped~
The history books have left a record of us doing such a tasteless thing, and future generations are not allowed to laugh at us to death, especially if this tasteless thing is still done by our own hands.
Naturally, this morale is not high.
The people who were sent to the family sending team were actually unlucky ghosts who couldn't hide, and those who had a little ability were not willing to be ashamed.
is like the ambassador of the family sending team, in the unit, he is a character who does not love his uncle and grandmother, his temper is the same as the corpse of Mao Kengli, thick and hard, and he was kicked out by his colleagues to do this unlucky job.
But there are exceptions to this, like some people, of course, it is heartless. Spending public money to travel, taking advantage of the public, hunting when I'm bored, and bubble girls when I'm fine, so I'm happy and happy.
In the back compartment, the crackling sound of the abacus has never stopped, the sound of the collision of abacus beads is as pleasant as pearls rolling down, and the rhythm is like music.
The blue-haired girl looked at the strings of numbers like a fan of wealth, smiled happily, muttered in a low voice, and then sighed contentedly, and then shuffled the abacus beads again, and counted them again from the beginning.
At this moment, a hurried sound of horses' hooves sounded.
Immediately a small group of knights whipped their horses and carried a puff of smoke and dust from the back of the group.
The man at the head came to the side of the carriage and then pulled the reins and slowed down. Slowly parallel to the carriage.
The man was dressed in a light military civilian uniform, but he carried a huge gold star on his shoulder, and the light shone brightly and dazzlingly.
It is none other than the top ten young masters of the Semitic tribe, who has become famous and is like Captain Lei Luo...... Uh, General Raylo.
He looked at the carriage, and then said to the guards behind him, "Wait a minute, if that old dog of Sakis asks again, and says that I have gone to the front to explore the way, understand? If they ask you to find me, you will pretend not to find me." β
The guards looked at each other, then smiled and nodded.
Lorraine looked left and right, and then, taking advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, he immediately deflected his legs, jumped onto the wide carriage, and then got into the carriage with great agility.
The guards behind looked at each other, smiled silently, and then scattered expressionlessly, silently protecting the carriage.
Lorraine got into the carriage and immediately felt a warm wind blowing, and his body, which was almost frozen by the cold wind of autumn, suddenly warmed up.
The cold wind in the wilderness blew for a long time, but it was unpleasant, dry and cold.
Fiona next to her had already hurriedly poured a cup of hot tea and brought it up.
Lorraine took it and took a sip, and the warm ginger tea suddenly entered the stomach, and then slowly spread to the whole body, whether it was the fingers, the soles of the feet became warm, and even the bones had a trace of warmth.
He couldn't help but let out a long sigh: It's really comfortable~ Compared to drinking the cool autumn breeze outside, it's really a world of difference.
Fiona looked at him with a smile and said, "Lei Luo, how did you do it, you just went out less than ten miles ago, and you quarreled with Lord Sachis. The old guy threatened to go back. He's the ambassador for the wedding this time, can't you let him go a little bit? That guy is like a madman, why are you provoking him?"
Lorraine snorted coldly and said, "I'm not his own father, I don't care about Ya's stinky problems." Do you really think you're the boss?
mlgbd~ actually pointed fingers at me. It also takes the big guy to drive 80 miles a day.
Eighty miles, he didn't want to think about who was in the team.
Isn't this a tired silly boy?
Damn, that grandson actually took out a record, saying that many years ago, the Royal Praetorian Guard once set a record of marching 200 miles in one day......"
Lorraine poured another sip of ginger tea, and then spit out the tea stalk casually out of the window, and then continued angrily: "mbd~ Isn't that grandson brain-dead? How did I meet such a dense master, did this army march in a hurry to bring supplies? Is there such a large convoy? Is there so many retinues? Let him run eighty miles a day for me alone."
If it weren't for his age, I would have slapped him a long time ago. Our team, fifty miles a day, has to be windy or rainy, and it is a flat continent. β
Fiona smiled and said helpfully: "That old guy really doesn't understand things, but he also wants to be able to get to Lei Shan's side a day earlier and complete the task earlier."
Don't be so angry, you two are one in charge and the other is in command. As soon as I went out, there was a commotion, and it was spread out, and it didn't sound good. It's a joke. β
Lorraine thought for a while, and realized that Fiona's words also had a certain amount of truth, in case that old guy died, then there would be no one to help pull the hatred, and only himself would be the marriage messenger. At that time, everyone's spearhead is pointed at themselves, and this master is not good to be, and he will lose his prestige.
He immediately snorted reluctantly, and acquiesced.
Fiona saw that Lorraine was smooth, and said with a smile: "Let's not mess with him, just avoid him." β
Lorraine mumbled and nodded.
At this time, he heard the crackling sound, and immediately turned his head again, and said, "Wei'er, how many times have you counted this, why is it not right?"
Vera raised her head blankly, the blue beautiful eyes behind the pair of black-framed flat glasses blinked, and said, "What did you say, young master?"
Lorraine couldn't help but pause for a moment, Vera was too involved in her feelings just now to hear it, so she had to ask the question again.
Vera immediately smiled a little shyly, but also a little satisfied, and then said, "It's right, but it's not much, I don't think it's enough when I look at that number." Idle is idle anyway......"
After finishing speaking, he smiled shyly again, then straightened his hair, shook his abacus, and crackled again.
Lorraine was immediately stunned again. This girl is now getting more and more aggressive.
He looked around, and then said strangely: "What about our general manager Lei Da and Xiaobai." They were here before I left, where did the two of them go?"
Fiona listened to his question, as if she had thought of something, suddenly sneered, and then said, "The two of them...... , they went to Adling.
You don't know, the two guys were sleeping bored, De...... Polia came over and grabbed a handful of snacks and shook them under their noses. The two little ones got up as soon as they could, and then honestly followed her ass like an old cow with a pricked nose.
The loss is Poliya, if she had met the traffickers, it is estimated that she would have been sold several times by now. These two guys are just a couple of foodies, and you have to educate them. β
Lorraine couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't worry." Both of them are monkey spirits, even if they are sold, it is the trafficker who suffers the loss. Just by eating, you can eat the poor. Not to mention, they're so good at getting into trouble.
Believe me, no one in this world dares to fight their idea. β
Fiona thought sideways for a moment, thinking about Leo and Xiaobai's usual behavior, and then nodded approvingly, "What you say is reasonable." β
Lorraine said: "Forget it, it doesn't matter, the two of them don't want to go to the pit, they have already burned high incense." β
The two chatted a few more words, and then Lorraine, under the pretense of fortune-telling, took Fiona's white and smooth little hand, and gestured indiscriminately, her fingers moved on Fiona's palm, and she kept talking nonsense, causing Fiona to bow her head and chuckle, and then take the opportunity to eat her tofu.
He was having fun when he heard someone knock on the car door outside and whispered, "My lord, my lord......"
Fiona was thin-faced, and when she heard the voice, she immediately quickly withdrew her hand, and her shy little face turned red.
Lorraine froze for a moment, then said angrily, "What are you doing?
His voice was angry and loudβmen are generally furious at this time.
The frightened man outside immediately shuddered, but still said: "My lord, come out and take a look, according to the report, there seems to be something wrong ahead." β
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, and then reached out and twisted it on Fiona's little hand, as if she wanted to take advantage of it, and Fiona immediately snorted and said, "You're going to die~ Someone." β
Lorraine laughed, then stood up, walked outside the car, and said coldly to the guard, "Where is it?"
As if he had been pardoned, the guard pointed ahead and said, "Right ahead." Something isn't quite right. β
Lorraine snorted coldly, and just as he was about to speak, he heard the sound of the mountain shaking behind him, and then he saw the little white hunched Leo, shouting and running forward.
Leo shouted loudly as he ran: "Xiaobai, hurry up, there is a lot of fun." β
Xiaobai was also excited, running like a happy child. Swept past Lorraine's side, splashed all the way with smoke and dust, and ran away in a puff of smoke, and several knights of the Eighth Squadron behind them smiled bitterly and desperately chased after them.
Lorraine looked at this pair of living treasures and couldn't help sighing, how could these two guys who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic could be taken by traffickers and abducted them.
But he did not dare to slack off, and as soon as he jumped on his horse, he galloped forward.
He came to the front of the group, squinted his eyes, and looked ahead, only to see a hill not far ahead, and in the grass, there was a faint reflection of swordsmen.
Lorraine couldn't help but hesitate for a moment, and at this time, he heard Leo next to him sneer disdainfully, and muttered: "I thought there was something lively and beautiful, it turned out to be a few rookies." Are you going to play the game of Bear Rescue?"
Someone next to him immediately let out a surprised 'huh' and said, "I don't know how Lord Lei saw it?"
Leo's little face tensed, he glanced at the man sternly, and said earnestly: "Remember, you will call me General Manager Lei Da in the future, understand?"
The man couldn't help but hesitate for a moment, as if he had choked on spit, and was almost crapped to death, and finally stretched his neck and swallowed hard, and then said, "Yes...... Yes, General Manager of Lei University. β
"That's right. Leo laughed, and then said, "I'll teach you a good one today." Just by looking at the grass in front of you, there is no wind and automatic, and there is the reflection of a sword, you can know that there are people hidden inside. And not far away, there are also birds and magpies flying, you know, their number is not much, otherwise those little birds would have run out long ago. There are probably a few people hiding at the top of the slope.
It's a little too good for such a person to dare to rob us.
In the end, you don't look at how powerful the reflection on the weapon should be on this sunny day now, but they are like a stupid fork, they don't know how to put it away, and the people who take it are all shaking their eyes, and they don't even have this common sense.
What do you say they're not chicks?
Grandma's, these puppies must have been taught by the teacher, embroidered pillows, phew...... It's a shame for our robbers~"
The squire's face immediately showed a strange look, and Leo's words were both admiring and strange. There is also a bit of shame and inferiority.
Leo turned to Lorraine and shouted, "Boss, what are you doing in a daze, telling the brothers to shoot rockets at that hill, and they will definitely turn them all into roast pigs." In this weather, it's simply sorry not to set fire to such hay. β
Xiaobai also screamed, and kept echoing it, his eyes flashing with excitement, obviously he also likes to watch others become roast pigs.
Lorraine was about to give an order, but after listening to Leo's words, he changed his mind at this time, and just said to one of the guards beside him: "Put two arrows and scare those puppies away." I can't waste my time for those little things. It is estimated that it was the child of that family, and he ran out to rob his relatives as soon as his brain was hot. β
The guard agreed, and rode forward.
Leo immediately sighed in disappointment, and Xiaobai also snorted twice dissatisfiedly, and even lowered his ears in frustration.
At this moment, the Praetorian Guard, galloping on his horse, bent his bow and arrows at high speed, and shot two arrows at the top of the hill. Then a circle of horses crossed an arc and returned again. It fully shows the elite cavalry and archery skills of the Praetorian Guard soldiers.
As the arrow was fired, the men on the hillside knew immediately that they had been exposed. But they were not discouraged, but rose from the grass, jumped on their horses hidden on the side, and finally rushed out with a shout.
The first young man dressed in bright red armor rode a high-pitched red horse and charged at the front.
As he rushed, he waved the weapon in his hand and shouted: "Praise the great Great Demon God~ He will bless the bravest warriors."
For the sake of Miss Adling, the brothers will rush with me~"
The rest of the people who followed him immediately brandished all kinds of weapons, shouted loudly, and emboldened themselves, while rushing towards this side.
Lorraine glanced at it fixedly, and immediately cried and laughed angrily.
The knight was a little bit more likely, he was dressed in knightly equipment, and the rest of the people were all dressed as guards, and it seemed that they were not trained at all.
At a glance, I knew that this group of people was a certain knight who had read too many aristocratic novels and brought his own family's attendants.
At this time, the knight raised the spear in his hand, and shouted in a tone commonly used by bards: "Miss Adling, my rose, you are not afraid, I, the Wales of Blank, have come to rescue you~"
When he called out his name, he did so with a heart-rending cry, lest his name fall into the ears of the people.
Leo saw it, he couldn't bear it, and immediately scolded a dirty word, saying: "mlgbd~ This grandson is really enough, even call his own name, if he also says his home address." When the time comes, it will be more convenient for those dead catchers to catch people. Just bring yourself into trouble, be brought to your parents, do you say that it is so easy for them to raise this kind of brain wreck. β
At this time, the man had already galloped to the front, and then pointed the spear in his hand at Lorraine, and shouted in a solemn voice: "Are you the ten young masters of my clan, General Lei Luo?
Otherwise......"
When he said this, he whirred the spear in his hand, and then confidently continued: "Otherwise, I will surely behead you under my horse to thank the world." β
Hearing his words, everyone present immediately burst into laughter - that dog cub could not even hold the heavy gun steadily, and dared to say such a big thing. I'm really not afraid of blowing up the cowhide that is too big and blew up my face.
A military academy looked at him coldly, then saluted Lorraine and said, "General, I'll go get him." β
Lorraine had just opened her mouth, but before she could speak, she heard another hoof sound in the distance.
Immediately after, another group of people spun out from behind the hill.
The knight at the head was dressed in black armor, rode a black horse, and also held a heavy spear in his hand. As soon as he came out, he also shouted loudly: "Miss Adling, I, the House of the Werther family came to rescue you, don't be in a hurry and be afraid......"
Then he scolded the knight in front of him: "Wales, you son of a bitch, bastard, no wonder you want me to hide behind so much, it turns out that you want to grab the front of Lao Tzu and cut off my beard." What a bastard thing. β
Wales's old face turned red, and then he couldn't hold it back, and retorted: "That's your own stupidity, blaming me for something."
Lorraine, the great writer of the Terrans, wrote in the novel: "The love field is like a battlefield, and there is no bottom line at all." No matter how despicable the means are, it is also deserved. ββ
Lorraine couldn't help but stagnate, and scolded in his heart: Lao Tzu has written so many classic stories, and you will remember this sentence together, and you will deduct this crime on the head of the master, it is really a fucking dog*.
House was also angry, his face was red, his neck was thick, his eyes were red, and he was almost bleeding outward. He let out a loud cry of rage, then raised his spear, urged his horse, and rushed towards Wales.
Wales also did not give in, raising their guns to meet each other, and the two men clanged together. At the same time, he kept yelling and swearing.
Their men consciously formed a circle and cheered on the side, and Lorraine found that several of them were smiling and betting. Leo's gambling was so exciting that he almost had to go over to bet.
The crowd of people who sent off their relatives were immediately dazzled, and they couldn't help but wonder: What happened to these grandsons? Did they take the wrong medicine, or were their heads coerced by the door, or were they kicked by a donkey......
At that moment, Leo rolled his eyes, then pulled out the revolver in his hand and fired a shot into the sky.
Everyone was stunned by the sound of the gunshot, and the two young men couldn't help but stop.
Leo walked over with a smile, and then asked, "Do you have a level 4 or 6 robbery qualification certificate issued by the International Bandit Qualification Committee!!?"