Chapter 752 Bandit Intensive Training Course (No. 1 First Update, There Will Be Another Chapter Later) Ask for a Monthly Pass~

The two people who were fighting were all stunned for a moment: "Do you still need a permit to come out to rob?"

They looked at this white and chubby little fat man with an innocent smile on his face, it didn't look like he was talking nonsense, the two of them hesitated for a moment, and then asked in unison: "International Bandit Qualification Committee, fourth and sixth level robbery funds...... What kind of certificate. What's that?"

Leo corrected with a smile: "It's the International Bandit Qualification Committee, the fourth and sixth level robbery qualification certificate, we are the world's most authoritative robber qualification certification organization, only through the guò assessment, get the qualification certificate, can you come out to rob in a bright light." ”

Everyone present was in a cold sweat. What nonsense is this little fat man talking about? How can he come out to rob and still be open?

When else is it necessary to be a robber Chapter 752 Robber Intensive Training Course (No. 1 first update, there will be a chapter later) to ask for a monthly pass~ Qualifying, isn't it carrying two knives and exposing your chest hair, can you open it?

At this time, Leo glanced at them with a smile and asked menacingly, "Do you have any?"

The two shook their heads in unison and said honestly, "We've never heard of that thing." ”

It was only after they finished saying that they realized that something was wrong. The little fat man himself did not know, but why did he feel a strange feeling, and had to answer his question.

Houston paused for a moment, then felt a little uneasy, and asked softly to Wales next to him: "Do you still need to get a permit when you come out to rob?"

Wales hesitated for a moment, and then said uncertainly: "This ...... I don't know much about that. However, no matter what our Semitic government does, we have to apply for a certificate. The mill has a mill license, the hawker has a hawker license, the woodcutter has a woodcutter license, and even the jiu girl has a license. Although I haven't heard of that robbery license, you also know that we have to issue a new fee item in two or three days.

Do you really have this robbery certificate now?"

That last sentence, I used an upward voice Chapter 752 Bandit Intensive Training Course (No. 1 first update, there will be another chapter later) to ask for a monthly ticket ~ tune. The suspicion in his heart was fully revealed.

At this time, Leo immediately tightened his face and said, "So, you don't have a robbery license." Grandma's, no robbery license, no license, what are you doing here?ah~ah~~~

If everyone is like you, unorganized and undisciplined, they can go to work with a piece of knife casually, and when the time comes, they will all take knives and grab them indiscriminately. The thieves robbed the people, the thieves robbed the thieves, and the thieves robbed the thieves. How can we maintain our social order? How can we strengthen our bandit organization? How can we do a good job in this glorious and great, beautiful cause full of hope and brightness, and with great promises?"

He tilted his head back slightly, then pinched the two people with his lower eyelids, with a look of disdain, pointed at the two people with his fat fingers, and continued to scold: "Your grandmother has legs, or how to say it, that is, you guys who have no culture, no systematic training, and no certificate are low." Just know how to rob, have you ever thought about it?

It's because of you little thieves, big stupid thieves, so this golden profession that is very promising, full of light, long holidays, high wages, rich benefits, and no need to pay taxes will be looked down upon~"

Everyone present felt a cold wind blow through their hearts with a few yellow leaves, making a whining sound.

Where did this little fat man learn all this nonsense, but how does this seem to make sense?

It's really more people than people have to die, and goods have to be thrown away.

At his age, he was still playing with pee and mud, grabbing girls' pigtails.

Look at people, now at a young age, he talks eloquently and knowledgeably, and he really deserves to be a genius child of the Semitic clan and a powerful business tycoon.

The realm of thought is not at one level.

And this genius is still his own brilliance, and immediately unconsciously, everyone's national pride is fiercely satisfied.

At this time, the two of them also reacted - this little dead fat man was teasing himself.

They were immediately angry. Wales pointed at Leo and scolded: "You little dead fat man, whose child, such a bastard, get out of the way." It's not your turn to intervene in our affairs. ”

Leo hated others to say that he was fat, and when he heard his words, he suddenly became angry. waved his little fist and shouted angrily: "Blind your dog's eyes, master, I'm not fat at all~ You say it again, besides, believe it or not, I let Xiaobai step your out of your stomach?"

When Xiaobai heard this, he immediately screamed twice, squinted at the two of them with bad intentions, glanced at this, glanced at that, and looked like he was sharpening his knife, fully revealing the arrogant appearance of a dog-legged fox and fake tiger.

The two knights looked at each other and burst out laughing.

House pointed to Leo's little nose that was not hairy and a little flattened, and said, "You little fat man, don't look at the big pig with a long nose behind you that looks weird, but don't forget Jì, we are all knights, and we have dozens of people with us, just the two of you." Young master, I hooked my fingers and cleaned it up. ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and hooked it slightly.

Xiao Bai listened to the dog cub call himself a 'long-nosed pig', his eyes immediately turned red, and he almost erupted into fire.

Grandma's, Shi can be killed and not humiliated, and he actually called such a 'handsome and beautiful' little white uncle a long-nosed pig.

Aunt can bear it, uncle can't bear it.

It didn't wait for Leo's order, it let out a wild roar, took a big stride and rushed over. The long nose stretched out, stood in the air, and swung it at House like an iron whip.

Xiaobai's running speed is not slow at all, especially when he starts quickly.

House was stunned for a moment, and before he could react, Xiaobai had already arrived in front of him, and House saw a long snake-like black shadow in his sight coming from the side, and it instantly filled the entire line of sight.

He just let out a miserable scream in his throat, and then he was slapped by Xiaobai and flew out of his horse, like a kite with a broken string, crossed a parabola, and landed more than ten steps away, and the armor of that body slammed heavily on the ground, making a clangling sound, like a can box rolling on the ground, raising dust all over the sky.

When everyone saw it, they were all scared into a cold sweat. One by one, they closed their mouths tightly and said nothing. lest he make a little noise and pull Xiaobai's hatred onto himself.

Xiaobai is used to being given by the people in Lorraine, he has always taken advantage of it and does not suffer losses, his temper has always been very rough and rough, and he was trampled on his tail at this time, and his anger was naturally great.

Dare to say that Uncle Xiaobai is a long-nosed pig, that is to poke Uncle Xiaobai's lungs.

After it slapped that house away, it still didn't feel enjoyable, and immediately stared at the blood-red eyes, ran over again, and roared 'Boom~~', and then the person stood up, and the big-footed girl of No. 83 'Knock Knock Knock' at the ruffian, and stomped wildly.

I heard a clanging sound like a blacksmith.

The people next to him saw that House's armor was all trampled on.

When everyone heard the voice, they immediately shrunk their necks, and they knew in their hearts that that grandson was definitely more than lucky this time.

After a while, Xiaobai was too addicted, and the guy at his feet didn't even have a humming sound, and completely vented the anger in his heart, and then he shook his huge fat ass angrily and turned back.

At this time, Wales next to him was already dumbfounded, his mouth was wide open, and he stared at Xiaobai in a daze.

Xiaobai immediately glared at him fiercely and was about to attack.

Wales threw the guy in his hand in fright, and hurriedly waved his hand again and again, indicating that he was absolutely not hostile.

Xiaobai immediately squirted at him with a long nose, and then turned back and stood behind Leo.

Leo saw it, immediately smiled, and praised: "Xiaobai, you did a good job." The next time someone doesn't open their eyes, they just clean him up. ”

Xiaobai immediately raised his head proudly and let out a hiss.

But then Leo said seductively, "But, have you forgotten something?"

Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, blinked his simple and clear big eyes, and then suddenly realized, his long nose knocked lightly on the door of his head, and then ran back, ran to House who fell to the ground, and then turned it over his body again.

Rings, purses, necklaces, jewelry, everything that could be found, immediately rolled up his nose, all of them were taken away, and then happily put into his own wide pockets.

You must know that touching corpses has always been one of Xiaobai's favorites.

Although it has always had black hands, it often can't open any treasures.

But it still enjoys it, and it won't let others even want to help.

After a few more moments, it came back.

Everyone present was dumbfounded, and they almost had to bow to this fat and fat ruffian little white elephant - this master is really ruthless, just like a god, and no one can afford to provoke it~

At that moment, a low moan was heard in the distance.

To their amazement, House moved twice more. After that ruffian was cleaned up by Xiaobai, he didn't die yet????

At this time, House's subordinates did not dare to slack off, and rushed over tremblingly.

Only then did they realize that the heirloom armor had saved House's life. The armor was all made of steel, extremely hard, although many places were trampled by Xiaobai, but after all, there was still some space left to protect House's body.

They immediately helped House remove the armor, because some places were completely deformed by Xiaobai's stepping, and in order to rescue House, they had to take out iron rods and steel knives or something, and pry open the armor little by little, destroying it. The ancestral armor was quickly dismantled into several pieces.

It took them a long time to free House from the armor. They examined it a little and found that House had only a slight injury, a slight concussion, a slight fracture in his arm, and a slight confusion.

Other than that, there are no injuries.

The people around couldn't help but sigh, this guy is really fateful.

The leader of the guards looked at Haus's gray face, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Young master, are we ...... Do you want to go back for the time being, and then make enough preparations before coming out to rob people?"

House snorted softly, then thought for a moment, and finally said with a slight trembling: "It's okay, let's turn in for the time being, and then make plans later." ”

After saying that, I immediately relaxed a lot. The word 'turn in' was something he had just learned. At this time, I learned and applied it lively, and I realized in my heart that this word is really much better than 'running away'.

The group immediately lifted House, retrieved the frightened horse, and went back in disgrace.

At this moment, a voice came from the side: "Wait a minute~"

The voice was childish and clear, and it reached the ears of the people clearly.

When the crowd heard the voice, their whole bodies immediately trembled.

When they turned around, sure enough, they saw the white and chubby little dead fat man just now, with one hand on his waist, the other hand touching his fat chin, squinting his eyes, and looking at him with a wicked smile.

The person who saw this smile only felt a chill, as if he was being targeted by a poisonous snake.

Nahaus hoarsely said in a hoarse voice, "You...... What more do you want?"

Leo smiled and said, "What do you want me to do?"

Vera looked at him with a lewd look and immediately coughed softly beside him.

Leo reacted immediately, hurriedly made a small face, and said solemnly: "I think you are also a creative talent in the bandit world, and maybe there will be a peerless genius who has not been encountered in a hundred years." I'm a person, I'm happy to see hunting, and I've always liked talents, so after research, I decided to ......"

He took a deep breath, his dark eyes shining brightly, and then announced loudly, "Open...... Robber Level 4 and 6 Exam Training ...... Teach...... Class, class, class, class, ......class,

The voice of that last word kept coming down, mimicking the echo between heaven and earth.

After Leo finished speaking, he was very tired and gasped a few times, but found that everyone was looking at him in a daze, and immediately reminded him dissatisfiedly: "Hey, hey, you can applaud, grandma, do you need me to remind you of this little thing?"

Everyone looked at each other, and then saw that behind Leo, the huge little white elephant bared its teeth and glared at him viciously. Just waiting for an order, he rushed over.

On both sides of that little white's side, as many as 100 royal guards lined up with goose wings, half-surrounding everyone.

One by one, they held their bows in their hands expressionlessly, and aimed them at the half-way robbers, the back of the bow being pulled with a snapping sound, and the steel tips at the tips of the arrows shone with a cold light, like stars in the night sky.

Those people immediately felt a tingling on their scalps, whether it was that Xiaobai or the rain of arrows behind, which one was enough to kill them dozens of times like a pear court sweeping acupoints.

In desperation, they had to raise their hands one after another and slap each other a few times.

Leo listened to the sparse applause, but immediately didn't care.

He waved his little hand, then blushed his little belly, and said loudly: "Okay, it seems that you have all agreed, in order to adapt to the new development of higher education in my Lingshan clan, the bandit world, improve the quality of teaching, and meet the needs of our bandit world for talent training in the new era." Cultivate comprehensive talents who can 'grow up, walk out, run fast enough, grab back, never miss, and will not be caught'......"

He spoke for fifteen minutes in one breath, without panting in the middle, and without even drinking saliva, but he was still full of breath, and his voice was loud, fully expressing the braggart of a future politician...... Uh, the talent of political speeches.

The crowd listened below, and for a moment they all looked at each other. Listening to them, they were beating the drums vigorously, and they didn't know what this little fat man was planning to do.

Finally, Leo paused for a moment and said loudly: "According to the requirements of the higher education syllabus of the International Bandit Qualification Committee, the first Semitic Bandit Qualification Level 4 and 6 Comprehensive Skills Examination Training Intensive Training Course is now grandly opened~"

The crowd immediately applauded enthusiastically as if they had been amnestied, and without waiting to be reminded.

Leo immediately nodded with satisfaction and said admiringly, "Well, it's good, it's good, you puppies learn things very quickly." I like it if I have enough cleverness, talent that can be created, and talent that can be created. ”

He walked up to House, then looked at him with a smile and said, "Congratulations, House, you are the second student in our training class. ”

House was crying and laughing, but he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "I'm the second, so who is the first." ”

Leo grinned and pointed to the side.

House glanced at it, and even though it was painful, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

They saw that Wales had been taken down by them, and a four-horse was tied with a rope and tied upside down like a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered. Next to him, his guards all held their heads in their hands and squatted honestly on the ground.

It turned out that when House was rescued from the armor by his own men, Wales saw that something was wrong and wanted to escape, but the Praetorian Guards kept holding them up, and Wales moved slightly, and the Praetorian Guards swarmed up and took Wales cleanly.

Unable to believe it, House pointed to Wales and then asked Leo, "You mean, he's the first student of your robber intensive course?"

Leo grinned and corrected, "We, you should say us, he is the first of our robber level four or six qualification exam intensive training course, and you are the second." It's just the two of you for now, but you have to hold on. Don't give up.

I believe that in the near future, we will be able to carry it forward. It must be full of peaches and pears. ”

House froze for a moment. Immediately found that Leo looked at his gaze as if he was looking at a fat pig to be slaughtered, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and then asked tentatively: "I don't participate, okay?"

Leo was immediately furious and said, "What, sir, I was entrusted by the International Bandit Qualification Committee to hold this training course for you, do you dare to participate in it?"

You spicy mom**, master, I'm giving you a chance, you don't cherish it so much. It's really incorrigible, incorrigible~"

For a moment, Leo was very distressed by this lost young man. Then he ordered loudly: "Xiaobai, don't give me face, this time he has no armor on his body...... v!!