Chapter 30 is a funny man
In the next few days, the calm returned, and the uproar on the Internet was like a dream, how did I live in reality, and how I still live now, except that the people around me have become friendly, nothing else has changed.
finally stole half a day of leisure, Qin Song remitted another 200,000 yuan to his mother, and asked her to pay off her foreign debts first.
As soon as the money arrived, my mother's phone called.
"Xiaoxiao, did you send money to your mother again?" The unreliable daddy's voice came out of the microphone.
Hey, Qin Song glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, the phone number was his mother's, and the caller was his father, it seemed that the relationship between the two had eased a lot.
"yes, what's wrong?" Qin Song pursed his lips, he remembered his mother very much, but he didn't have a clear impression of this unreliable father, he only remembered that he was old when he was a child, and he often got together with a bunch of fox friends and dog friends.
"Look, when are you going to send some money to Daddy?" Lao Qin rubbed his hands embarrassedly on the other end of the phone, his son has a chance, and it is natural for the father to use his son's money.
"Oh, no money." Qin Song is not interested in his father, if he didn't feel sorry for his mother, he would have divorced him a long time ago, "I gave the money to my mother, what do you have to use the money, ask your mother for it." ”
The money is kept by my mother, and Qin Liquan can always be kind to Chen Cuiping for the sake of money.
"You stinky boy, your wings are stiff, haven't you, you forgot who grew up with a handful of and a handful of urine when you were a child?" Before Qin Li finished speaking, his mother Chen Cuiping's voice rang out, "Hey, what are you doing with my phone?" Give me your phone. There was a sound of squirming, and my father was driven aside by her, "The family has enough money, why do you give money to your mother again." ”
"Mom, I have money, I won the first place in the essay contest a few days ago, the manuscript fee was called, and I transferred 200,000 yuan to you, pay back the money you owe first, and keep the rest for yourself to spend, don't be reluctant to use it, and you are not willing to buy it." Qin Song's attitude towards his mother and father was completely different, and he waved his hand with the arrogance of a nouveau riche, "If you don't spend enough, you will come to me again, it's not bad for money." ”
"You kid." Chen Cuiping is used to being thrifty, and she is really not used to spending money lavishly, "Then my mother will save this money for you first, and then you will use it for your daughter-in-law in the future." ”
"By the way, have you been in love in college, my mother told you that marrying a good wife is equal to half the success of life, and when you meet the right girl, you must take the initiative and pull the bottom." Huaguo's parents seem to be like this, all kinds of wits and courage in high school, prohibiting early love, as soon as you go to college, you can't wait to find the other half immediately, and fall in love together.
"Mom, got it. Then I will work hard to marry two. ”
"What are you marrying?" Chen Cuiping was stunned for a moment, and her brain hadn't reacted yet.
"Mom, don't you say that marrying one is half the success, then if I marry two, won't all of them be successful." Qin Song said with a smile, and hurriedly hung up the phone before his mother was angry. He enjoyed playing and joking with his mother, which made him feel cared for and real.
After hanging up the phone, Qin Song followed the three roommates back to the dormitory. Along the way, he kept holding his mobile phone to post news, and the more than 30 million fans on Wei Bo are a lot of resources, and they must be well maintained.
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Ye Liangcheng is a very ordinary netizen, and a few days ago, he naturally participated in the once-in-a-century scolding war on the Internet, and therefore paid attention to Qin Song's Wei Bo. He thinks that no matter what the author's talent is, at least his personality is very suitable for his temper, he will do it if he is not convinced, he is a lover, and when his magazine is released, no matter what the quality of the novel is, he must buy a copy to support it.
He swiped his mobile phone slowly, and he also paid attention to a lot of interesting Bo masters on Wei Bo, some told cold jokes, some posted funny videos, and there were also various outdoor travel celebrities, anyway, he would brush Wei Bo every day, and he could see a lot of interesting things.
Life is already so difficult, of course, you need to watch more jokes as a way to soothe the sadness of life.
"Hey, is Mr. Qin writing a novel again?" Ye Liangcheng swiped half of it, and found that Qin Song, who was concerned, had posted several updates one after another, constantly bombarding his mobile phone, this guy, do you have to cut the queue even to post a dynamic? Ye Liangcheng shook his head helplessly, if it is boring to swipe the screen, be careful that I blow up your dog's head, with such a mentality, Ye Liangcheng clicked on his homepage, but to see what this guy posted.
"When I was a kid, I didn't have any money, but I was happy every day, and now it's different... Click to expand the full article"
What's different now? Ye Liangcheng's curiosity was aroused, but he wanted to see what tricks your kid was doing, he reached out and clicked on the gray button to expand the full text, and the words behind the ellipsis jumped out, "Now I am not only happy, but also rich." ”
"Poof, this guy ......" Ye Liangcheng just drank a mouthful of Coke squirted out, and thought you were scolded by the old man for being autistic, it turned out that it wasn't, it was here to show off your wealth, it's really damned, I still sympathize with you, and I will never be your dog next time.
Ye Liangcheng wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue, but saw that Qin Songweibo sent several more dynamics, the speed was comparable to a codeword machine, which made him dizzy and couldn't even see it.
"Do you think I'm really as happy as you think I'm rich? No, you're wrong... Click to expand the full article"
It's a familiar ellipsis again, and it's a familiar click to expand the full text, this time Ye Liangcheng learned smartly, and didn't drink Coke when watching the dynamics. Aren't you happy to be rich? Also, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and everyone has their own troubles, after all, money is not everything.
Thinking of comforting words in his heart, he stretched out his hand and clicked to expand the full text, and then, he found that he was still too kind, and the thickness of this person's face was incomparable, only to see Hao Ran following behind the gray ellipsis, "No, you are wrong, the happiness of rich people, you can't imagine it at all." ”
Poof, this guy is really talented, and he sent a dynamic to the whole series, and he has the potential to be a screenwriter.
The smile on his face had not faded, and the corners of his mouth grinned behind his ears again, and the bracket chicken was smiling.
There are thousands of netizens on the Internet, half of them are ZZ children, when have simple netizens in Huaguo ever seen such a joke that does not follow common sense? They all held up their mobile phones and laughed. Especially his first batch of female fans, not only watched it himself, but also forwarded it to his subjects and friends.
"Mr. Qin, what's going on? It won't be too stressful, will it have a nervous breakdown? ”
"Don't, my male god, isn't it good to be a beautiful man quietly? Don't be a funny man. ”
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