"Mr. Qin, what's going on? It won't be too stressful, will it have a nervous breakdown? ”

"Don't, my male god, isn't it good to be a beautiful man quietly? Don't be a funny man. ”

"If you don't do your job, Mr. Qin, go write a novel."

"If you catch a wild author, do you want to braise it or steam it?"

“……”

What kind of author attracts what kind of fans, after Qin Song posted a few jokes Wei Bo, a bunch of sand sculpture netizens exploded under the comment area, happily playing and following the old stalk.

"Hey, scumbag, look ahead, there's a girl so beautiful." Lao Fu walked in front and stabbed Brother Scum's hand, the two of them were embarrassed, and there was a gentleman's agreement that the good-looking girls on the road must share with each other, and they are not allowed to eat alone.

"Where, where?" As soon as he talked about the beautiful girl, the adrenaline hormones in the scumbag brother began to soar, and he met the freshly baked poop with the flies who had been hungry for a few days and hadn't eaten, and his eyes lit up a little.

"Whoa." The old man snorted his mouth, and the scumbag brother followed his gaze, and sure enough, he saw a girl standing slim in front of their dormitory, with his countless experience in reading women, he could see at a glance that the girl was one meter tall and full of six eight one four hundred and fifty-one ...... two six meters, with long shawl hair combed into a high ponytail, a black shirt with a V-neck, a straight and slender neck, a pair of white high-waisted wide-leg pants made a pair of long legs more slender, and walked chic and windy, with a peaked cap on her head, adding a bit of playfulness. Holding milk tea in his left hand and swiping his mobile phone in his right hand, the return rate is explosive, and the boys passing by will look back without exception.

"You can't be waiting for me, are you?" Brother Scumbag erected his collar, he thought that no one was more handsome than him in the entire men's dormitory, so a beautiful woman was the best match for him, and last weekend, a Jianghu Langzhong told him his fortune, saying that he had peach blossoms this year.

Say peach blossoms, peach blossoms, peach blossoms, isn't this coming? The beautiful woman heard the movement behind her, subconsciously looked back, and then trotted over to this side with a happy face.

"Yes, scumbag, I have a few brushes." Lao Fu envies, this dog's day is really a blessing.

"Hey, hey." Brother Scumbag laughed proudly twice, stepped forward, and the gentleman stretched out his hand, politely, "Hello beauty, I'm ......"

Before he could finish his words, the beautiful woman trotted all the way, brought a fragrant wind, passed over him, and left him alone in the wind, and his hand was not stretched out, nor was he withdrawn.

"Hahaha." Lao Fu laughed heartily behind him, sparing no effort to ridicule, just pretending to be forced and being slapped in the face.

Qin Song lowered his hair and moved, and suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and when he looked up, he saw Mu Zixuan, who he hadn't seen for many days, standing in front of him, pouting, looking unhappy.

"Hey, why are you here?" Qin Song put away his phone and asked curiously.

"Hmph, uncle, if I don't look for you, you will never look for me." Mu Zixuan stuffed the coffee into Qin Song's hand, hum, people are still worried about you so much.

"You, you, you, are you Mu Zixuan, the flower of the Department of Computer Science?" Lao Fu saw the girl's face clearly, with a ghostly expression, what's the situation? When did the third child hook up with the department of computer science? Why is there no wind at all? It turns out that the blessed man of this dog day is actually the third child.

"Ahem, don't you want to introduce the third child?" Brother Scumbag posed for a while, and when he saw that no one was paying attention to him, he quietly withdrew his outstretched hand and made a stunned expression, "It's not authentic, I was waiting for you, and I didn't say a word, which made me embarrassed." ”

"That's it, the third child, introduce, what's the relationship." Lao Fu swallowed his saliva on the side, this was the first time he had close contact with the school-level female voice, and he had only seen it in photos.

Mu Zixuan saw that several people knew Qin Song, and asked him to introduce himself, it seems that Mr. Qin has no object yet. Thinking like this, she didn't say much, obediently took a step back, and stood behind Qin Song, looking like a girl was shy.

For Qin Song, she has a great affection, young, golden, handsome, and very secure, such a boy is simply not too popular. Otherwise, she wouldn't have let go of the girl's reserve and took the initiative to come to him.

As long as he introduces himself as his girlfriend, he will not refute it, and he will agree to him half-pushing.

"Eh, doesn't Lao Fu know, from the computer department, Mu Zixuan." Qin Song was stunned for a moment, it was really difficult to introduce his relationship with her, he said that he was a friend, he had known each other for less than a week, he said that he was a stranger, and he was a friendship who had slept together, he thought about it and said, "She is my cousin, well, cousin." ”

It was repeated again to accentuate the affirmative tone.

"Cousin? Okay, third child, why don't you introduce your cousin to me sooner if she is so beautiful? "Brother scumbag's dim eyes lit up instantly, just like being able to shoot lasers, since it is a cousin, it means that we still have a chance.

Mu Zixuan was dissatisfied, he didn't expect him to introduce himself like this, he was really angry, and slapped Qin Song's arm, "You, hmph, who is your cousin, can your cousin sleep in a bed?" ”

As soon as the words came out, she realized that something was wrong, and it was too late to change her words, and her little face turned red.

"The third child, you all slept together, and you still say it's your cousin?" Brother Scumbag looked sad and asked sadly.

"It's really cousin, she means boats, rowing boats. It's not that you don't know that southerners don't distinguish between front and back nasal voices. Qin Song gestured with both hands to explain, whether you believe it or not, I explained anyway.

"Cut." Lao Fu and Brother Scumbag said "cut" in unison, how can they not see that the relationship between the two is not simple, and the sour smell of love is in the air. The two of them didn't want to be light bulbs, so they covered their eyes and slipped away.

"Why are you here?" Qin Song saw the two of them walking away, put away his mobile phone and asked.

"Hmph, what else do you say, didn't people see that you were scolded very badly on the Internet, and came to care about you?" The red glow on Mu Zixuan's face has not faded yet, it is as red as an apple, which makes people really want to take a bite of it, "Oh, I bought two movie tickets, please watch the movie, do you want to go?" ”

"Go, go." Qin Song took the movie ticket and looked at it, the purple charm, the name of the movie should be a love movie, anyway, there was no class in the afternoon, just to go to the movie to relax and relax, it really tired him these days.

"Hmph, why did you just say I'm your cousin?" Mu Zixuan pouted and lost her temper at Qin Song, still very unhappy, I just can't do it, really.

"Because my sister said that purple is very charming." Qin praised the movie ticket, "Let's go, the movie will start later." ”

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