Chapter 226: Four Eyes? …… Master? Brother? Bro?

Four-eyed Dao Chief.

The younger brother of the ninth uncle, the uncle of Qiusheng Wencai, one of the Maoshan F4.

According to Lin Ge's master Chen You, this is also a divine consciousness clone that Chen You threw into the reincarnation world, and he came down to "help" him.

Seeing the four-eyed Dao Chief, Lin Ge suddenly felt extremely cordial.

This is ...... "true one's own person".

Wencai, who was sitting on the threshold, looked at the four eyes with a bitter face, and shouted aggrievedly: "Uncle Shi." I didn't know you were coming. ”

The four-eyed Taoist stepped forward and slapped Wen Cai's head: "As a disciple of Maoshan Mountain, seeing that the zombies are still weak, this is not unproductive." Get up and stand up. ”

"Oh." Wen Cai hurriedly obeyed and stood up.

Seeing this, Qiusheng immediately leaned in and said, "Uncle Shi, I just said that Wencai lacks exercise, so it's better to let him take care of your customers for you in the next few days and hone it well." ”

The four-eyed Taoist nodded: "That makes sense, do you hear it, my customer will be handed over to you in the next two days." ”

"Oh." Wen Cai responded with a bitter face.

Uncle Nine stepped forward and asked, "Senior brother, why did you come back so quickly this time?" ”

"Alas. I just sent those customers over, no, I took ten more orders. Thinking that I would stop by anyway, I rushed back by the way. You don't mind if you stay here for two days, do you? The four-eyed Taoist smiled.

Uncle Nine looked at Qiusheng Wencai and said, "Go and clean up a room for your uncle." ”

"Oh." Qiusheng and Wencai immediately ran into the house.

The four-eyed Taoist asked strangely, "Huh?" Pack up again? Didn't you clean up a room for me last time? It's only been a few days, and I can't accumulate much dust, so I'll just make do with it. ”

"Oh, your brother is living in that room." Uncle Nine said.

The four-eyed Taoist looked at Lin Ge and raised his eyebrows: "Senior brother? Odd...... Why do you want to beat up this guy when you see his face? ”

Lin Ge just wanted to go up and "greet" his master's past life in a friendly way, but when he heard the four-eyed Taoist chief muttering this, his whole person suddenly felt bad.

"What are you muttering there, this is Lin Ge, who is a lineage of Nanmao Gezu and is now the 'Black Impermanence Envoy' of the underworld, what is your junior brother, senior brother." Uncle Nine said.

Lin Gegang wanted to refuse, after all, if this was known by the master, I was afraid that a fat beating would be indispensable.

As a result, before he could speak, he saw the four-eyed Taoist leader's eyes widen, and he looked at Lin Ge with a surprised expression: "He? Black Impermanence? Going to die at such a young age? ”

Lin Ge: ...... Master, your mouth is open for backlight, isn't it?

"What nonsense, I'll talk to you in detail when I go into the house. You came just in time for something to ask you for. Uncle Nine beckoned the four-eyed Taoist chief into the house and told him about a series of events caused by the relocation of the coffin from the Ren family.

After hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist chief looked surprised, took a few sips of the teacup, and then said in a daze: "Senior brother, if you go to the underworld, he will become a 'black impermanence envoy', and you will become a 'heaven and earth bank yang agent'?" Then it's not the right time for me to leave this time, if I go with you, wouldn't it be an errand? ”

Uncle Nine glanced at the four-eyed Dao Chief, and said helplessly: "Do you think we went to the underworld to play?" If it weren't for the junior brother who blocked the demon army's siege, would I have such a big face to be mixed up with the position of 'agent'? ”

The four-eyed Taoist leader's eyes lit up, he looked at Lin Ge, and suddenly changed to a smiling face: "Senior brother, remember to call me next time you go to the underworld, and help me find a better errand." ”

The four-eyed Taoist shouted "senior brother" naturally, but Lin Ge didn't dare to answer it, and hurriedly said that he was younger and should be a junior brother.

The four-eyed Taoist chief didn't say anything, but he heard the ninth uncle speak first: "There is no before and after learning, and the one who reaches is the first." Our faction never judges the size of the sect by age, junior brother, your cultivation has exceeded four eyes, so you don't have to be so modest. ”

Lin Ge: ...... Uncle Nine, I thank you so much, if I am killed by the master in the future, you will be at least half of the responsibility!

Seeing Lin Ge's embarrassed face, the four-eyed Taoist smiled and waved his hand: "That's it, it's just a salutation, don't take it to heart." That's the matter of my temporary position, senior brother, you have to keep it in mind. ”

Lin Ge was speechless for a while, in "2002", you were not rejected by the prefecture, what kind of band went to tour abroad, and now you have to take up a post in advance?

"This ......" Lin Ge had a bitter face, he couldn't stand this "senior brother".

"What, you are still wronged by letting you be a senior brother? Do you look down on me? The four-eyed Taoist said with a displeased face.

Lin Ge said helplessly: "It's you who want to rush to be a junior brother, don't regret making trouble with me in the future." ”

"Cut, it's just a name, I'm the kind of petty person?" The four-eyed Taoist raised his eyebrows and said.

Lin Ge silently replied in his heart, "Your apprentice Jiale will definitely say 'yes'."

Uncle Nine said: "This matter is not urgent, you can discuss it afterwards." At present, the matter of the old lady is imminent, and we must find a way to solve it as soon as possible. Simu, you are proficient in the art of chasing corpses, you have a lot of research on zombies, and you have a good plan for the situation of Old Lady Ren? ”

The four-eyed Taoist thought for a while and said, "Where is the corpse?" I'll take a look. ”

A group of people came to the coffin of the old lady Ren, Uncle Nine took out a gossip mirror, pressed the blood mark in the center, and then pinched the trick to wipe the mirror, after the gossip mirror lit up with a golden light, he put the gossip mirror towards the coffin, and then slid down to "cut" the ink line that was bounced on the coffin before.

This has not yet opened, just by cutting off the ink line, everyone felt a strong corpse aura rushing towards their faces, and Wen Cai, who was the least proficient, couldn't resist it first, and ran to the corner to hide.

"Wow, what does this smell like, it stinks." Qiusheng covered his nose and stepped aside.

Uncle Nine glared at him angrily: "Corpse gas, what kind of smell." After turning into a zombie, this corpse qi is equivalent to the evil aura of a fierce ghost. Look at the two of you, usually let you practice to know that you are stealing and cheating, and you know how to hide when you encounter something, just like you, how will you inherit Yizhuang in the future? ”

Qiusheng muttered, "I didn't think about inheriting Yizhuang. ”

Even Qiusheng Wencai, who was the lowest in Taoism, felt the horror of the evil qi, and with Lin Ge's sense of smell, the impact was several times more violent than that of the two.

Uncle Nine raised his hand to push open the lid of the coffin, and when it was just opened to a foot wide, a pair of hands that were white and stiff, with pitch-black nails half a finger long, suddenly stretched out.

Uncle Nine and Simu Dao Chang were the closest, and the two of them reached out at the same time, grabbed one hand of the old lady Ren on the left and one on the right, blocked, dismantled, pressed, the movements were smooth, completely synchronized, and directly pressed the old lady's hand back to the chest.

"Zombie!" The four-eyed Dao chief frowned, let go of one hand, took out a yellow talisman, and pasted it towards Old Lady Ren's chest, while looking at Uncle Jiu: "Senior brother!" ”

Uncle Nine understood, and said to Lin Ge on the side: "Senior brother, give me the gossip mirror." ”

Lin Ge held down the gossip mirror fastened on the other end of the coffin lid and slid forward, and the gossip mirror slid directly to the position where Uncle Nine was standing against the coffin lid.

As soon as Uncle Jiu raised his hand, he picked up the gossip mirror that had slid over, and clasped it on the hideous face of the old lady Ren, only to hear a miserable howl, and the old lady Ren did not move.

Qiusheng heard that there was no movement, so he cautiously stepped forward and looked inside the coffin: "Master, uncle, this is done?" ”

Uncle Nine shook his head: "It's just temporarily calming the corpse qi." ”

Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist let go of his hand, looked at the ninth uncle and asked puzzledly: "Senior brother, since the old lady Ren has been transformed, why don't you just cremate him?" ”

Uncle Nine sighed, and said in a rather helpless tone: "I proposed to Master Ren to cremate Mrs. Ren, but he said that Mrs. Ren was most afraid of fire when he was alive, and cremation was that Mr. Ren was not filial." Moreover, Mr. Feng Shui, who laid out the layout for the Ren family, secretly manipulated the corpse of the old lady Ren, causing the Ren family to be cursed. The Ren family has been defeated again and again in the past 20 years, there is not much left of the century-old family business, and the number of people is even more bleak, and there is only one daughter under the knee of Master Ren. If you don't want to find a way to lift the curse and only think about disposing of the corpse, I'm afraid that the Ren family will fall into the curse forever. ”

Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist nodded: "This is also true." Supporting justice and helping the world for the people has always been the purpose of our faction, and we can't ignore the life and death of the Ren family for the sake of ease. ”

Uncle Nine said again: "Senior brother, I remember that before the death of the master immortal, he handed over a few magic weapons to a few of our senior brothers, among which you took the soul suppression bell that can drive away evil spirits and suppress corpse qi, can you borrow it from me to suppress the corpse of the old lady Ren?" ”

The four-eyed Taoist said briskly: "It's definitely no problem to borrow." It's just that the soul bell was offered by me in front of the portrait of the ancestor master, and it is usually useless to rush such an ordinary corpse. Even if I go back and get it, it will take two or three days to go back and forth, and this corpse is ...... Can you hold it? ”

Uncle Nine thought for a while and said: "Two or three days should be no problem, then junior brother, you go and come back quickly, I will find a way to suppress the corpse qi in the past two days, and when you come with the soul suppression bell, we will find a way to completely break this curse." ”

The four-eyed Taoist nodded and muttered, "I just came, and I haven't even eaten a hot meal, so I'm about to leave again." ”

"When you get your stuff back, you can choose any of the restaurants in town." Uncle Nine urged.

"Okay, okay." The four-eyed leader sighed and prepared to pack his things and go.

At this time, Lin Ge said, "Senior brother, why don't you let me follow the four-eyed master...... My brother will go back to get his things, and if he has other things to do, I can bring them back. ”

Uncle Nine thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's fine." With you with your junior brother, I feel more at ease. ”

The four-eyed Taoist said dissatisfiedly: "Senior brother, look at what you said, it seems that I am not very reliable in doing things normally. ”

"Isn't it?" Uncle Nine asked rhetorically.

Four-Eyed Leader: ...... Okay, you're a senior brother, and you have the final say.

The reason why Lin Ge chose to follow the Four-Eyed Dao Elder back was on the one hand considering that Master mentioned that he put his divine consciousness into the reincarnation world just to help him, so if he had more contact, he might be able to get some information about the upper realm and the main god space; On the other hand, the four-eyed Michicho is the protagonist of the second "Uncle Zombie" in the Nine Uncle Zombie series, and in this movie, in addition to the high-energy plot of Chizuru Michicho, who only plays high-end games, is hiccup, and the most important point is the final boss - the royal zombie.

Old lady Ren was "tossed" by Mr. Feng Shui for a while, and now he is not even a flying zombie, let alone becoming a zombie king to let Lin Ge complete the main quest.

Lin Ge thought about it, the most likely to become the zombie king and let him be the main line is probably the only royal zombie in "Uncle Zombie".

Therefore, whether he wanted to get more information from the master or complete the main quest, he had to follow this trip.

If you can save the head of the Thousand Cranes and get together the Maoshan F4, maybe even if you really get a zombie king out, you can deal with it "easily".

After the four-eyed Taoist leader packed up his things, he came to the courtyard, took out a small copper bell the size of three fingers, held it in his hand and shook it: "Brothers, you're on the road." ”

Then, the four-eyed Taoist priest spilled a handful of paper money in the direction of the courtyard gate, and with a shake of the bell, and with a finger, the zombies with yellow charms on their foreheads jumped towards the door in the direction he had guided.

"The sky is blue, the night is vast, I went home, lined up. Strode out of Yizhuang and hit the road. ”

Uncle Nine walked towards Lin Ge and said, "Senior brother, you and Simu should also pay attention to safety. Don't worry about Yizhuang's affairs, I will find a way to suppress the corpse anger of Old Lady Ren for a while. ”

"Okay, senior brother, you should also pay attention to safety, be careful." Lin Ge nodded, put on his travel bag, held a black umbrella in his hand, and followed the four-eyed path out of the courtyard.

Due to the fact that the four-eyed road chief drives the corpses, it is not easy to drive the zombies to the street, or a crowded place, and the route chosen is a sparsely populated forest and mountain road.

Along the way, Lin Ge and the four-eyed Taoist chief chatted without a word, and while they were familiar with each other, it was more that Lin Ge was trying to explore some of the "upper realms".

However, it is a pity that perhaps because the "master" of this world has not yet "opened up", many topics cannot be answered, but instead the question is thrown back to Lin Ge along the topic. Chatting and chatting, the two talked about the corpse expulsion technique from the aspect of cultivation.

"Alas, I didn't expect you to be interested in corpse expulsion techniques, originally our master's lineage, corpse expulsion is the master's master's master, but the senior brothers either learned the thunder method, or they learned the magic, and finally carried forward the corpse expulsion technique fell on my head. However, the master is also kind to me, and he keeps all the good things for me, so I chose the most unpopular spell inheritance, and I don't regret it. While driving the zombies, the four-eyed Taoist told Lin Ge about the corpse expulsion technique.

However, with the in-depth understanding of the corpse chasing technique, Lin Ge knew that this corpse chasing technique was broad and profound, if strictly speaking, this was the ghost control technique mentioned by Huang Sheng and "split" by the descendants of Maoshan.

Of course, it is not appropriate to say that the ghost control technique is more appropriate, and the corpse control technique is more appropriate, but according to the four-eyed Taoist leader, these two "techniques" are from the same ancestral master.

The more Lin Ge and the four-eyed Taoist talked, the more speculative they became, and then the four-eyed Taoist directly hooked Lin Ge's neck and said: "Senior brother, I don't know why, when I first saw your face, I always had the illusion that I wanted to punch you twice, but after in-depth understanding, I suddenly found that you can deal with ......."

There was a kind of regret in the long words of the four-eyed Dao, but Lin Ge only had embarrassment and helplessness on his face, and he could only pray that after the master "woke up", he would not really beat him.

The two of them traveled for a day, walking in a forest late at night, and the four-eyed Taoist said: "Senior brother, walk through this forest, and walk another ten kilometers to my house." When the time comes, I will introduce my apprentice Jiale to you, although his qualifications are dull, but he is much more reliable than my two apprentices. ”

Anyone who has watched the movie "Uncle Zombie" knows that the four-eyed apprentice "Jiale" is indeed one of the few "good apprentices" in zombie films, not only never lags behind, but also has very good skills.

Speaking of Jiale, the four-eyed Taoist also looked very happy, and said with a smile: "Hehe." Although I can't compare to my senior brothers and them, the apprentices I have accepted are better than them. ”

Lin Ge: ...... Then you still bully Jiale all day long, a torn dress, and others beg you for eight years before you give it.

The four-eyed Taoist is not poor, on the contrary, he is rich. In the movie, because of the quarrel with the master who knocked on the wooden fish next door early in the morning, he fished a box of gold bars directly from under the bed and shouted to buy the master's house. In contrast, it took eight years to give Jiale a piece of torn clothes, which is no longer the general "harsh" and "slamming the door".

But the four-eyed Taoist obviously didn't realize that he was a little harsh on Jiale, and he was still introducing Jiale's situation to Lin Ge.

As he was talking, Lin Ge suddenly stopped, sniffed his nose, and frowned: "There is a demonic spirit!" ”

There will be previous corrections and corrections later today.

(End of chapter)