Chapter 227: It's All Underworld

"Demonic spirit?"

The four-eyed Taoist chief sniffed and swept his eyes around, but he didn't see anything, so he said, "Senior brother, could it be that you are too nervous?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a white shadow flashed through the forest in front of him.

Immediately after, two white silk flew out of the pitch-black forest, and then wrapped around the neck of the zombie at the back of the line, pulling him into the forest.

"Corpses stolen too?" Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist immediately chased after the forest.

Lin Ge raised his hand and threw a burning talisman towards the forest, and the yellow talisman ignited with a "snort", instantly illuminating the pitch-black forest.

I saw a woman in white standing on a large tree branch that needed to be surrounded by three people, waving her hands and controlling Bai Aya to pull the body up.

Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist stepped forward with an arrow, jumped up and grabbed the zombie's legs and pulled it hard, directly pulling the corpse back.

"If you dare to steal my corpse, I will beat you up and become an idiot!" The four-eyed Taoist leader rolled up his sleeves and pointed to the white-clothed woman on the branch and scolded.

The woman in white saw that the corpse was snatched back by the four-eyed Taoist, and in anger, she flew directly towards the four-eyed Taoist, and pinched his neck with both hands.

The four-eyed Taoist leader fell back to the ground to dodge the pounce of the woman in white, and then a fish jumped up, pulled out the bronze sword on his back, and slashed at the woman in white.

The woman in white only carried two moves, and the situation fell on one side in an instant, and she was chased and cut by the four-eyed Taoist. The four-eyed Taoist chief cut and kicked his face, without the slightest intention of pity and cherishing jade.

Lin Ge wanted to help at first, but after seeing that the woman in white was too weak and was chased and cut by the four-eyed Dao Chief, he simply took out a bag of melon seeds and stood aside and swallowed it.

The woman in white saw that the enemy was no more than the four-eyed Taoist, and jumped into the air, the four-eyed Taoist thought she was going to escape, but she only heard the sound of "swish" clothes tearing, and her fairy-like white clothes automatically disintegrated, and the positions that should not be revealed were revealed.

The woman in white fell from the sky, revealing her big white legs, and lay on the ground in a bewitching pose.

"Wow, you want to seduce me, you can't watch it!" The four-eyed Taoist said, don't look over.

I saw that the white-clothed woman raised her hand seductively and gave a flying kiss to the four-eyed Taoist, and then a large bubble flew towards the four-eyed Taoist.

"Wow, it smells so good."

Lin Ge squatted on the side with melon seeds and looked at the woman in white: "This aunt, who are you?" Chu Chu baby? If the vixen is of your quality, then don't do business. ”

"Senior brother, she kissed me. It made my liver flutter and jump. The four-eyed Taoist covered his mouth, looked in the direction of the fox spirit, and pretended to be surprised.

Lin Ge swallowed the melon seeds and raised his eyebrows: "Then play?" ”

"Let's play." The four-eyed Taoist priest covered his fluttering heart, nodded very seriously, and then looked at the woman in white who kept kissing him.

"Come here." The woman in white hooked her finger at the four-eyed Taoist.

The four-eyed Taoist suddenly felt an invisible force grabbing him in the direction of the woman in white. Then, the woman in white hooked her finger to Lin Ge again: "Childe, you are here too." ”

Lin Ge waved his hand and said in a leisurely tone: "I won't come, I'm afraid that as soon as I come, you will be strangled to death by a pair of hands." ”

Woman in White: ?

Although the woman in white didn't understand what Lin Ge meant, the two stinky Taoist priests in front of her solved one first, and then slowly dealt with the remaining one.

If you have one left, take it back and play with your sisters.

After the woman in white hooked the four-eyed Taoist chief with witchcraft, she hugged the four-eyed Taoist and clasped his head with both hands.

The four-eyed Taoist lowered his head and said indistinctly: "Wow, it's so fragrant and warm." ”

"Yes...... the woman in white raised her hand delicately, holding the head of the four-eyed Dao Dao, wanting to suck yang energy.

However, the four-eyed Taoist suddenly looked up, only to see that he was wearing a pair of copper coin lens glasses in his eyes, and two golden rays of light shot out of the glasses, which directly blinded the eyes of the woman in white.

"Ahh

The woman in white screamed and pushed the four-eyed Taoist leader away, trying to escape into the woods.

As soon as she got up, her face, hands, and legs were all covered with thick brown hair, and she was directly knocked out of her original form by a blow from the four-eyed Dao Chief.

"Look at you look good, tease you, you take it seriously." After saying that, the four-eyed Taoist directly inserted a sword into the white-clothed woman's vest and killed her.

After the woman in white died, she turned into a brown-haired fox more than one meter long.

"Wow, it turned out to be a fox spirit, no wonder there is a fox smell on his body, I already knew that I wouldn't play." The four-eyed Daoist put away the bronze sword and walked towards Lin Ge: "Senior brother, you shouldn't have seen that she is a fox spirit a long time ago, right?" ”

"It's not too early, it's a little earlier than you." Lin Ge said.

Simu Dao said: "Then don't you remind me, the fox spirit is the most demagogic, in case I fall into the Tao, wouldn't I be scattered." ”

Lin Ge stood up and looked at the forest in the distance: "This kind of goods can scatter you, so it doesn't hurt to go back and rebuild it again." ”

"Makes sense. But I don't know why, when you say this, I always want to beat you up. The four-eyed Taoist said very seriously.

Lin Ge: ......

"I forgot to tell you, there should be more than one vixen here, I smell a lot of smells. But if you kill one, I guess the others won't dare to come out. Lin Ge felt that it would be dangerous for this topic to continue, maybe he really stimulated the master's memory and woke up and beat himself, so it was better to quickly change the topic.

"What's this, now in this world, all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are running blindly, and it's normal to meet a few monsters that don't have long eyes in the woods late at night." The four-eyed Michichi said as he brought the zombie that was almost captured by the fox spirit back to the team.

"Senior brother, don't you want to learn the art of expelling corpses? Do you want to try it? The four-eyed Taoist looked at Lin Ge and asked.

The aura of the fox demon in the forest weakened, and it was obvious that those fox spirits saw that their companions were easily killed by the four-eyed Taoist, so they dispelled the idea of attacking and slipped away.

Lin Ge retracted his gaze and walked towards the four-eyed Taoist: "Then please give me some advice." ”

"Our senior brothers, how can you say anything to point out or not, come on, come on, I say, you just do it." The four-eyed Taoist leader has been chasing the corpse for a day, and he has long wanted to touch the fish.

And Lin Ge just wanted to learn the art of expelling corpses, so he took this opportunity to try.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it." The four-eyed Taoist spilled a handful of money paper, and then stuffed the copper bell in his hand into Lin Singer: "Senior brother, it's your turn." ”

Lin Ge held the bell in one hand and pinched the trick in the other, and according to the method taught by the four-eyed Taoist, he shook the bell and commanded a row of zombies to jump forward.

However, this corpse exorcism seems easy, but it is very troublesome to use, first you need to guide the zombies through the copper bell, and secondly, you need to use the aura to control each zombie to jump separately.

Lin Ge used to see that it was as simple as the four-eyed Taoist to chase away the corpses, but he changed himself, and those zombies didn't jump a few times, they all scattered, jumping in all directions.

Every time Lin Ge was deflated, he was in a good mood when he saw the four eyes. It wasn't until dawn that Lin Ge, with the help of the four-eyed Daoist, finally drove the ten zombies to their destination.

Pointing to the two houses in the distance, the four-eyed chief said, "The one on the left is my home." There are no people living in this radius of dozens of miles, and one person packs a mountain, which is clean. ”

"Let's go. Get in. After the four-eyed Taoist assisted Lin Ge in driving the zombies into the courtyard, he saw that the door was closed, and stepped forward a little strangely: "Didn't you let Jiale stay at the door?" Why are you still locking the door, are you going out? ”

The four-eyed Taoist knocked on the door, but there was no response inside, he directly reached through the white paper on the door, opened the door and looked, a man in a white heart and shorts was lying on a chair and sleeping.

Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist gritted his teeth and said, "I'll let you stay at the door, and you are sleeping here." ”

As he spoke, he quietly closed the door, picked up a dozen pieces of wood cut into a foot long in the corner of the wall, and returned them to the hands of the zombies, one zombie sent one.

"What are you going to do here?" Lin Ge obviously knew what would happen next, but in order to see a famous scene, he asked knowingly.

The four-eyed Taoist said coldly: "This little bastard locked me out, and I slept comfortably inside, so I must teach him a good lesson." ”

"Oh, then be careful not to get yourself pitted." Lin Ge kindly reminded.

The four-eyed Taoist said: "I am so wise and martial, how can I be pitted?" ”

After speaking, the four-eyed Taoist leader lit three incense sticks, pinched up the magic trick, and danced in front of the zombies: "Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, walking corpses have spirits, walking corpses have sex, forget the bells, listen to 'hey' and fight, shout 'ya' and beat, 'oops' for the order!" ”

Lin Ge learned the art of chasing corpses, and he knew that this was to make zombies write down password codes through Maoshan magic, which was similar to the whistle sound when training dogs.

The reason why the zombies were able to control the zombies' actions through the copper bell was to make the zombies remember the "copper bell" through this method, and use it as a password.

"Listen to me!" The four-eyed Taoist man pinched the trick, and the zombies with wooden sticks all raised their hands.

Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist ran to the side of the water tank, picked up a log lid and a ceramic basin, buckled the basin to the lid, and then ran back with it on his head.

"Try the power first."

"Oops!"

The four-eyed Taoist shouted softly, and the ten zombies immediately smashed the wooden pipe in their hands towards him, smashing the ceramic basin on top of his head.

However, the four-eyed Taoist was still happy, but Lin Ge had already seen the direction of the main house, and in the crack of the door paper that was pierced by the four-eyed Taoist chief, a figure flashed away.

Obviously, the "conspiracy" of the four-eyed Taoist has been discovered by Jiale.

The four-eyed Taoist drove the zombie into the main house, but saw that Jiale was still lying on the chaise longue, and immediately sneered and asked the zombie to form a circle, and then hit Jiale with a stick.

Jiale was in a cold sweat, but he covered his mouth tightly and didn't make a sound.

The four-eyed Taoist was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect to hit so hard, Jiale didn't have any reaction, and suddenly raised his stick to prepare to hit again, and said at the same time: "Oops, you can't even be called oops when you hit you so hard, see if I don't beat you called oops!" ”

However, he didn't notice that when he said the word "oops", the zombies around him had already turned to face him, and as soon as he raised his stick, the zombies' sticks rained down.

Bang bang bang!

"Oops!"

Bang bang bang!

"Oops!"

"Oops!"

The more the four-eyed Taoist screamed, the more fierce the zombies fought. Lin Ge stood at the door and watched, suddenly feeling a kind of happiness when he was chasing the corpse last night and being seen as a joke by the four-eyed Taoist.

Nibbling.

Nibbling.

Lin Ge swallowed melon seeds and couldn't help but say: "Sure enough, the movie still has to be watched on the scene to be exciting." ”

Jiale couldn't bear to see his master being beaten by zombies, so he quickly pounced on him and covered the mouth of the four-eyed Taoist: "Master, don't say those two words again, otherwise these zombies will kill you." ”

After the four-eyed Michichi didn't say "oops", the zombies stopped moving.

"What's the word?" The four-eyed Taoist asked as he pulled away Jiale's hand.

Jiale obviously didn't realize that the four-eyed Taoist was tricking him, and subconsciously said: "Oh, it's that 'a', you can't say it!" ”

"Can't say that?" The four-eyed Taoist suddenly reached out his hand, and a fingertip thousand-year-old kill poked Jiale's red heart, and Jiale screamed "oops" in pain and jumped up.

"Oops!"

Jiale was beaten by ten zombies, quickly covered his mouth, and then ran to the door, one by one, "oops", and led the zombies into the morgue.

The four-eyed Taoist rubbed his head and stood up: "Count you smart." ”

On the side, a faint sentence floated away: "Look, what did I say, I reminded you not to pit yourself." ”

Four eyes looked at Lin Ge and said: "What kind of pit, I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and this little wooden stick can hurt me?" Joke. ”

The four-eyed Taoist walked to the door with his head held high, as if the bruises on his body were fine, but as soon as he turned his back on Lin Ge, his whole face was wrinkled together in pain.

"Senior brother...... Let's go, I'll introduce you to Jiale. The four-eyed Taoist gasped in pain, but still maintained his normal tone.

On the other side, after Jiale introduced the zombies into the morgue, he pinched the magic trick, picked up the copper bell on the middle table, put a yellow charm on the side, covered a yellow charm, and put it on the candle flame on the side to light it: "If you give an order, forget 'oops', the bell is the number!" ”

At the end of the spell, only a sound of "clang" was heard, and all the sticks in the zombie's hand fell to the ground, and the zombie also stood still.

Jiale glanced at these zombies, shook his head angrily, walked over and picked up the zombies, carried them to the corner and put them down, and complained in his mouth: "Alas, my master, he loves to do this kind of thing, and he wants to kill me above board, why be sneaky." Fortunately, I stole it, otherwise I would have been beaten by you big brothers. ”

However, Jiale kept moving zombies with his head down, and he didn't notice that the four-eyed Taoist and Lin Ge entered the house, and the four-eyed Taoist walked to a zombie with a cold face, and Jiale moved him up without looking.

"Holy, why is it so heavy. I don't know if the master will die so heavy in the future. No, Master is so mean, he must be so sick that he will die of skinny. ”

Jiale just put down the "corpse", but his eyes were at each other, and he was suddenly speechless in shock, and begged for mercy with a bitter face: "Master......"

The four-eyed Taoist raised his hand, stretched Jiale's face with both hands, twisted a circle, and gritted his teeth and said, "You are so good, Master loves you to death!" ”

The four-eyed Taoist grabbed Jiale's ears and pulled him to Lin Ge: "Call Uncle Shi." ”

"Division...... Uncle? So young? Jiale said in surprise.

The four-eyed Taoist slapped Jiale on the forehead, and said angrily: "There is no before and after learning, the master is the first, haven't you heard of it?" Don't scream yet. ”

"Uncle Shi." Jiale shouted respectfully.

Lin Ge pretended to take something out of his travel bag, but in fact, he took out a set of equipment such as a bronze sword and a gossip mirror from the [inventory] and gave it to Jiale as a meeting gift.

Lin Ge has several teachers and nephews, but the meeting gift to Jiale is the most, because strictly speaking, Jiale may be Chen You if it is passed on.

Of course, this is just speculation, but it's rare to meet an apprentice who can see it, so it doesn't hurt to give more greeting gifts, after all, this thing is not worth much.

Lin Ge remembered that Ah Chu and Xiao Hai had brought out the two big boxes of enchanted equipment, and thought to himself that the four-eyed Taoist was so slammed, he couldn't let Jia Lezha go back by himself, right?

Sure enough, when Jiale saw a large pile of equipment sent by Lin Ge, his eyes lit up, and he asked in surprise: "Uncle Shi, are these for me?" ”

"Of course." Lin Ge replied with a smile.

Jiale just wanted to take over, but was slapped on the hand by the four-eyed Taoist: "Senior brother, what are you doing with so many things for children, it's a waste of money, take it back." ”

Looking at Jiale's pitiful appearance, Lin Ge stuffed things into his arms: "Yesterday, you taught me the art of driving out corpses, and if you say that you will be outside." ”

The four-eyed Taoist leader couldn't refuse Lin Ge's kindness, patted Jiale on the back of the head, and reprimanded: "It's not good to thank Uncle Shi." ”

"Thank you, uncle." Although Jiale was being beaten, his face was smiling.

Coming out of the morgue, Jia Le went to fiddle with the equipment, and the four-eyed Taoist took Lin Ge to the room where the portrait of the ancestor was hung, and picked up a fist-sized copper bell from the offering table.

"Senior brother, this is the Soul Suppression Bell, use it to drive away evil spirits and dispel the evil energy on the corpse of Old Lady Ren, but whether it can break the curse is unknown."

Lin Ge took the copper bell and looked at it, and found that the copper bell gave him exactly the same feeling as his own Five Elements Bagua Plate, and they were all A-level spiritual weapons.

Lin Ge and the four-eyed Taoist were chatting about the soul bell in the house, but they heard Jiale shouting outside, "Master, Master Yixiu has come to see you." ”

Then, Jiale ran in from outside.

"What do you shout?" The four-eyed Taoist glare at him angrily.

Jiale smiled awkwardly and said, "Master, Master Yixiu and his apprentice Qingqing came back a few days ago and have always wanted to visit you, but you are not at home, and now that I heard that you are back, I came to see you." ”

"Look at me? Look at the fart, I look at him to see how long I die. "The four-eyed Taoist and the master of Yixiu are old enemies, and when they hear this name, they are angry.

"Tell him I'm not there." The four-eyed Dao chief snorted coldly.

Jiale: ......

"Who's not at home?" At this time, a slightly teasing voice came from the door.

Lin Ge followed the voice and looked over, only to see Yan Chixia, who had changed into a monk's costume and shaved off her beard, and a well-behaved girl with a peach that was not yet ripe walked into the house.

The four-eyed Taoist chief muttered in Lin Ge's ear: "This stinky monk is so annoyed that he wants to die, obviously he doesn't want to see him, but he still has to come up one by one." ”

"What." The four-eyed Taoist walked up to the monk and asked in a very impulsive tone.

Master Yixiu didn't care, and introduced to the girl on the side with a smile: "Qingqing, this is the four-eyed Taoist, hurry, meet the Taoist." ”

"Dao Chief."

"Hmm."

Qingqing looked at the Four-Eyed Daoist and asked Master Yixiu, "Master, is he the Four-Eyed Daoist you often mentioned to me?" ”

"Yes." Master Ikyu nodded.

The four-eyed Taoist raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are you saying bad things about me again?" ”

Master Yixiu made a color towards Qingqing, Qingqing immediately understood, stepped forward and said: "Master said that you are kind-hearted, upright, and kill demons all your life, and would rather kill mistakes than let go, and take care of your apprentices, even if you do something wrong, you will neither beat nor scold, but will only say, 'I love you to death'." ”

Lin Ge: ...... I'd rather kill the wrong than let it go, is this also a compliment?

The four-eyed Taoist snorted disdainfully and said, "You are more likable than your master." Stinky monk, this is my senior brother, Lin Ge. ”

Master Yixiu immediately folded his hands and saluted Lin Ge: "Chief Lin Dao." ”

"Master Ikkyu." Lin Ge returned the gift with the Taoist seal.

Seeing that Lin Ge gave Master Yixiu a good face, the four-eyed Taoist chief glanced at Master Yixiu, and pouted towards the tea table on the side: "Sit, drink tea." Brother, please be seated. ”

After Lin Ge and Master Yixiu sat down, the four-eyed Taoist first poured a cup of tea for Lin Ge, and then poured a cup for Master Yixiu with a look of disgust: "Drink tea." ”

Seeing that the two were tense, their eyes seemed to be about to spew fire and burn each other to death, Lin Ge hurriedly picked up the teacup and moved the chair away from the tea table.

Seeing this, Jiale also hurriedly hid far away, leaving Qingqing standing in place with a puzzled face.

As soon as Master Yixiu reached out to serve the tea, the four-eyed Taoist picked up the teacup and pressed his wrist, and said in a cold voice: "I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you went to the Western Elysium." ”

Master Ikyu tried to raise his hand, and the two of them fought hard: "I've been there, but they asked me to take you with me, can you go?" ”

The four-eyed Taoist master pressed Master Yixiu's hand with all his might, and even his face turned red, and he said word by word: "Go, you, big, master." ”

"My uncle has already gone, and now I'm waiting for you." Master Yixiu's face also turned red, which shows how much effort the two of them have in their hands.

Suddenly, the two of them let go at the same time, and the two teacups flew to the left and the other to the right.

Lin Ge on the left was drinking tea very calmly, and the black umbrella flew to him and opened it with a "swish", blocking the teacup and water.

Qingqing on the other side was not so lucky, not only was he directly hit in the forehead by the teacup, but he was also splashed by the water, screaming and jumping to the side.

The four-eyed Michicho and Master Ikkyu had no teacups in their hands, and one of them pushed one side of the tea table, as if trying to push the other side away, and the two pushed the table off the ground, still trying to compete.

Jiale was afraid that the two would fight, so he quickly slipped behind Lin Ge: "Uncle Shi, don't you want to find a way to stop them?" ”

Lin Ge drank tea comfortably: "How interesting this is, the underworld scene." By the way, are they usually so boring? Fighting all day? ”

Jiale: ...... Good guy, this uncle is also a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Almost. As soon as they fight, I don't have a good life. Uncle Shi, think of a way, otherwise it will be difficult to clean up in a while. Jiale said with a bitter face.

There was a loud bang, and the table was directly broken by the power of Master Yixiu and the four-eyed Taoist master, and it was broken into several pieces.

"You pay me the table." The four-eyed Taoist said angrily.

"You targeted me first, since you can't afford to play, then I won't play with you." Master Yixiu said, called Qingqing, and left.

The four-eyed Taoist looked at the backs of the two leaving, snorted coldly, and said to Lin Ge: "This monk recites the scriptures before dawn every day, and the noise makes people annoyed to death. ”

Jiale said on the side: "You have been arguing for decades, that is comparable to ......"

"Huh?" The four-eyed Taoist raised his eyebrows, and looked at Jiale with an unkind look, Jiale quickly shut up and cautiously retreated behind Lin Ge.

The four-eyed Taoist saw that it was not early, so he said to Lin Ge: "Senior brother, it is not early, and it is not bad to send the soul bell this night, why don't you rest here for one night and set off early tomorrow morning?" ”

"It's fine."

(End of chapter)